Ghost Shelter System

"Hmph! You don't even have the slightest courage to support your master. Wu Xiongbai raised you so fat that you are still standing!"

Wang Gan lowered his head and looked frustrated.

Sakonomi looked at Wan Lang, who lowered his head.

"Master Zuo!"

"The spirit detective put you in the magic city, you have a good vision. Sit down!"

Wan Lang was stunned. He didn't expect to pass the test so easily. As soon as he sat down, Zuo Jinchen pointed at Cui Honghu, glanced at Wan Lang and asked: "Study is the most important thing, why did you bring him here?"

Wan Lang stood up straight again, with a wry smile on his face, but after thinking for a while, he replied: "People from Fuyu Mountain are in the same spirit, and Junior Brother Cui came to express his congratulations. It is not wrong..."

"Hmph! Come here to express your congratulations, and learn to serve the country. Which is more important, the small family or everyone?"

Sakonomi's eyes were sharp.

Wan Lang was frightened by his momentum and suddenly raised his chest and raised his head: "There is no small family and no big family! There is no big family and no small family! Everything is important!"

"Well said!" Sakonomi showed approval in his eyes, and then said with a straight face, "It's better to stand. Douzong's ability is not to be a talker. I like people who are stupid."

Qin Kun gloated, and Wan Lang turned his head to the side helplessly.

Zuo Jinchen looked at Cui Honghu, and Cui Honghu said respectfully: "Master, please teach me."

"What is a judge?" Sakonomi glanced over and asked.

Cui Honghu was stunned for a moment, and then said calmly: "There is a scale in the heart, the eyes distinguish right from wrong, know good and detect evil, and help trapped yin and yang."

"Not enough." Sakonomi was obviously dissatisfied.

Cui Honghu thought for a while: "Know the good and keep the good, detect the evil and punish the evil."

"Any more?"

Cui Honghu couldn't figure it out, so he could only lower his head and said: "Disciple is ignorant."

Zuo Jinchen glanced at the people at the table: "If you can get rid of private music, don't be close to each other! Disciples of the judge family not only need to be self-disciplined, but one day if they make mistakes, you will also treat them as relatives and are cold-blooded and ruthless! Only those who dare to kill their colleagues can become a great judge. .”

Those words made the people at the table feel chilly on their necks.

At the door, Han Miao Zhang Luo's food arrived, and Zuo Jinchen turned around to leave. Han Miao was stunned: "Master Zuo, don't you want some?"

"Little baby, don't use this title randomly. When will I be your master?"

Han Miao scratched his head: "If you follow Han Yao, you must have a name..."

Zuo Jinchen raised his hand to hold Han Miao's forehead, pressed his thumb on Han Miao's Yintang, and suddenly said with a smile: "A lucky person."

"ah?"

Zuo Jinchen said calmly: "It is a gift from heaven to accept blessings and avoid disasters. It is a pity that you gave up the opportunity to enter the secret door to Han Yao. The fate is mysterious and the cause and effect seems to have been determined. Good boy, stay away from Han Yao in the future. You The blessings you receive from your brother may not always be blessings, they may also be bitter."

"ah?"

When Zuo Jinchen left, Han Miao was puzzled, but a table full of people couldn't care less and started gobbling up the food.

Han Miao didn't take Zuo Jinchen's instructions to heart. The old man liked to say weird things as he got older. There were such people in the village, but when he saw them all standing eating, he didn't understand.

"Why don't you sit down?"

"Don't worry about it, go about your business."

…

In the evening, have a wedding ceremony.

"Bride and groom, make the bed with red cloth!"

"Grow old together forever!"

"Tonight's bridal chamber is full of news!"

"Flying together, the dragon and the phoenix appear auspicious!"

"Sir, son, give birth to the girl again!"

"Mandarin ducks love each other, and the family is full of descendants!"

All the children in the village arrived, chanting rhymes, clapping and making noises. Some of them stepped on stools and leaned on the windows to look in. They dipped their fingers in saliva and punctured the window paper. Inside, the groom sat by the window and giggled. His face turned red with embarrassment and he didn't know where to dig.

"Tuqiao... What age is it? Why do you still use window paper in your house..."

Several pairs of eyes outside the door were peering in. Children were peeping, covering their mouths with joy. Han Yao scratched his head: "It is the custom in the East Korean village that the glass can only be replaced the day after the wedding..."

The children were noisy and continued into the evening.

There were still firecrackers in the yard, and a group of people from Qin Kun also came to join in the fun.

There are those who are making trouble in the bridal chamber, and there are those who are guarding the bridal chamber. Han Yao's eldest brother Han Miao is pulling Tu Xuanxuan's eldest brother Tu Yong. The two of them are standing there like door gods. The door is open for entry. Only the older generation is allowed to come because they will receive blessings. But you can't stay too long, and the newcomers can't force others to leave, which is unlucky, so you can only rely on them to hire people.

His peers couldn't go in, so Qin Kun and the others could only follow their example and break the window paper with their saliva to peek in.

Wang Qian was squeezed in the middle. He was the shortest and couldn't see what was going on inside. He could only give a handful of candy to the child in front of him, occupying the child's hole. He whispered from the other side: "Tu baby, have you started? Do you want Fat Master to help?" You warm the bed?!”

During the wedding ceremony, the newlyweds should not be impatient. Han Yao smiled stiffly and bared his teeth and said: "Asshole, I have great firepower, you don't need to worry!"

Li Chong stroked his moustache and said to the inside with a wretched look: "Tu baby, why don't you let me in, and Brother Li will push your ass?"

After speaking, Li Chong bared his teeth and left with his ears twisted by Chai Ziyue.

After the two bastards were despised, Qin Kun also wanted to make some remarks to suit the occasion. When he found Xiao Wang playing in the courtyard, he could only hold it back in his stomach. The other people were more serious and made a few jokes casually before talking to Han. Miao said hello and left.

"Master Qin, brothers, I have arranged a place for you to stay at my house tonight. It's enough to squeeze into my three-hole cave dwelling."

"And you?"

"I live with my father at my father's house with my wife."

"also."

Han Miao asked Tu Yong to guard the door while he sent Qin Kun and his group back first.

Outside, people were almost coming and leaving, and the window paper was full of holes. Tu Xuanxuan covered her face: "Why don't you sleep at night?"

Han Yao chuckled: "Just pull up the bed fence. I will replace the glass and hang the curtains early tomorrow morning."

When Qin Kun and others left, the children inside were still reciting the jingle. According to Han Miao, if you recite it thirty-six times, the gods in heaven will hear it and they will bless the newlyweds.

Of course, the main reason is that if you recite too much, you can get a red envelope of 200 yuan.

The full moon rose high, the firecrackers started going off again, and some people even lit incense and burned paper. Half of the village was covered in fog. Qin Kun and a group of people were walking on the road, and they asked curiously: "Why are we still offering sacrifices on this big day?"

Han Miao replied: "This is to repay the knowledge of the ancestors and get the blessings of the ancestors. There are many customs in Donghan Village, so the wedding is relatively lively."

Everyone was taught a lesson.

But I'm afraid I can't walk this way.

Han Yao's parents knew that their son had married a good wife, and they spent too much money to burn incense paper for their ancestors. The gray smoke, along with the smoke from firecrackers and firewood smoke for heating, completely enveloped the group of people.

"Shui Wa, the way you are leading us is not good. Brother Li, my eyes are almost blinded by the smoke!" Li Chong's eyes turned red and tears flowed out.

Han Miao was ashamed: "Brother Li, there are only two roads. The other road is full of potholes and mud. The leather shoes you are wearing are shiny. It will be cleaner to go back this way..."

Li Chong suddenly realized that this honest and honest man was quite sincere and didn't talk too much.

The smoke drifted in the wind. Li Chong coughed a few times, took out his handkerchief and wiped his mouth. When he pulled it back, there was no one around.

Where is Chai Ziyue?

Li Chong wondered.

We were holding hands just now. Why did he disappear after wiping his mouth?

In the smoke, Li Chong couldn't help but ask, "Ziyue? Chai Ziyue? My dear?"

Not only was Chai Ziyue gone, but no one else responded either. Li Chong waved his hand to disperse the smoke and rushed out.

Taking in a breath of fresh air, without the smoky smell, Li Chong finally broke free.

When he turned around, there were incense and candles placed along the roadside. He really couldn't figure out whether this was a sacrifice or a sacrifice. The air quality here is so bad. Stay a little longer to see your ancestors.

"Hey! Where is the person?"

Li Chong shouted into the smoke. The village was half darker than before, and suddenly it became dark. Li Chong always felt that something was not right.

"Shout for a ball! Who is shouting? On the big day, you are the only one who shouts loudest!"

A rural man wearing a military green coat walked over. Li Chong squinted his eyes. He had never seen this old man before!

He is the one who opens the show, and his eyesight is the basic element. Anyone in this business must recognize their faces, so Li Chongke has seen countless people and remembered countless people. On Han Yao's big day, Li Chongke never remembered that there was such a number one person. Besides, He was so uniquely dressed that it was impossible to misremember.

"Who are you?" Li Chong asked, licking his cigarette-stained teeth.

"Who are you?" the rural man asked.

"I'm Li Chong!"

"I, Han Youfu!"

The two of them reported their names, and Li Chong frowned and said, "Uncle Lucky, have you seen where all the guests from Han Yao's family, the groom, have gone?"

The rural man looked at Li Chong suspiciously, and then casually took out a dung shovel from the toilet next to him: "Haha, there is no such person in my Donghan Village! Besides, the groom is not Han Yao, who are you?!"

Han Youfu's eyes were wary.

Li Chong's eyes widened and he smelled the original smell of rice fields. He saw the other person pointing the manure shovel at him and quickly waved his hand: "Uncle Lucky, put this thing down first! I am a good person!"

Li Chong's suit is from a famous brand! For someone who can afford half a car, if this thing is photographed on his body, the cost of cleaning alone will be several thousand.

Han Youfu sneered: "A good person? I don't think you are a good person! Traitor, mustache, what on earth do you do here, tell me!!!"

I……

Li Chong can't argue now. His image is about his personality, not his character. Is his oily head and mustache a traitor? This is obviously unreasonable!

"Okay! I won't tell you, I'll drive back, okay!"

Li Chong patted his butt and left. Han Youfu was obviously still wary and followed him with a manure shovel. Li Chong looked at Han Youfu behind him. The further he walked, the more he felt the sweat on his forehead.

Where is my car?

This time I came to the North to ensure my style, but Guan Chai Ziyue’s master Ma Xiaohua borrowed a luxury car. Now not only is the car gone, but the road has also changed!

The road that was originally built at the entrance of the village turned into a dirt road, several rows of houses turned into fields, and several small high-rise buildings turned into short houses. Li Chong wiped his sweat.

Have you seen a ghost?

Stopping and seeing a strange village, anger arose in his heart, and a tiger roar arose. Li Chong looked around: "Who is playing tricks on me?!"

Tiger Roaring Deserted Village!

The leaves are whistling all around!

The huge roar was accompanied by spiritual vibrations, but nothing changed! The people around him were obviously not possessed by ghosts, but Han Youfu was so frightened that he sat down on the ground.

Oh my god!

Is this descendant a tiger becoming a spirit? !

"You...you are a tiger demon!!!"

Han Youfu hit him with a dung shovel. Li Chong quickly dodged it and then smiled apologetically: "No, Uncle Youfu, I..."

"Someone, come quickly! The tiger demon is stealing the bride!!!"

Li Chong stood in a mess under the moon.

I am so unjust! ! !

Han Youfu was calling someone, and Li Chong followed behind to explain. Han Youfu couldn't listen at all. Then a group of villagers came, and Han Youfu gained courage.

"What's wrong, Uncle Youfu?"

"This man is a tiger demon!"

Tiger monster? !

A group of villagers looked at Li Chong. Li Chong was speechless. Han Youfu said loudly: "I swear! He just made a tiger cry, exactly the same!"

This sentence made several villagers echo.

"Yes, yes, I heard it just now! Shuanzi next to me said that I was drunk after eating wine."

"I heard it too! I thought someone was yelling!"

"Really a tiger monster?"

"Come to steal the bride!!!"

The villagers talked a lot. Although they were doubtful, they all united and took out various farm tools and surrounded Li Chong.

Li Chong directly complained that he was wronged.

"I'm a human! Look, I have a shadow!"

"I don't believe it! Unless I tie you up until tomorrow morning, goblins are active at night and will reveal their true colors when they see the sun!"

Li Chong argued: "Don't be superstitious!"

"He's scared. It seems he is a tiger demon!"

"What should I do? Is there any danger?"

"Hmph, what are you afraid of? There are so many of us, so I'll cut off his tiger penis and soak it in wine tonight!"

Li Chong almost knelt down before this group of people.

I have been working hard for more than thirty years, working my way up from the bottom. When the knife was placed on my neck, I didn't even blink an eye or say a soft word, but now I suddenly feel a chill in my crotch.

You guys, I'm so mad!

A group of villagers were eager to try. Some of them were drunk and brave. When they were about to copy the guy, a voice came.

"Wait a minute."

Han Youfu looked over, his doubtful eyes suddenly brightening. Next to him, Han Youfu's eldest granddaughter beamed with joy: "Brother Qin!"

A young man took a deep breath of fresh air, fanned the incense candles and fireworks on his body, and smiled at the girl: "Swallow? Long time no see. You are dressed so beautifully today."

The woman was wearing a red coat and braids. Such a straightforward compliment made her blush: "Brother Qin, don't make fun of me."

Qin Kun stood among the villagers and instantly became one with them. He took out a pack of cigarettes, gave them to a few acquaintances, and said to Han Youfu, "Uncle Youfu, long time no see!"

"Hahahaha, Xiao Qin is back from abroad again?"

"Yeah. Come back and look around, haha. Why are you having such a big battle?" Qin Kun saw that Li Chong wanted to speak and quickly blinked at him.

When Han Qingyan heard this, her cheeks turned red: "Brother Qin, this, this person is a tiger demon!"

Tiger monster?

Qin Kun looked at Li Chong. He hadn't seen him for a long time. Why was King Li Shan regarded as a beast by the villagers? Everyone is really discerning.

Han Youfu said resolutely: "Yes! I heard that he can imitate the roar of a tiger. He is a tiger demon. Tonight is my granddaughter's big day, and he is here to steal the bride!"

"Yes, Xiao Qin, this tiger monster stole the bride!"

"Why don't we beat him until he reveals his true form?!"

"Hmph, I'm going to cut off his tiger penis and soak it in wine!"

Qin Kun saw that the crowd was excited, so he had to quickly divert everyone's attention, otherwise he would not be kind.

So he laughed and said: "Uncle Fu, sister Qingyan, this person is not a tiger demon. He came back from abroad with me, and he is also in the next village!"

ah?

Everyone was stunned, Han Youfu was stunned: "But..."

Qin Kun's chest suddenly swelled, and a tiger roar burst out. The surrounding villagers were startled and all covered their ears.

Then, Qin Kun said calmly: "We do dubbing work abroad, well... we just make movies and imitate sound effects, so people may have misunderstood."

oh!

Filmmaker! No wonder the clothes are so bright and the tiger roar is so real.

Everyone was relieved.

Han Youfu was a little embarrassed, and Han Qingyan's expression became awkward. Wouldn't it be a joke if the tiger demon snatched the bride?

People in the village care about face. It would be very embarrassing if this matter spread to everyone.

Qin Kun seemed to understand something and said with a smile: "But it's reasonable for a tiger demon to steal a bride, hahahaha, just kidding, don't mind. Boss Li came back to the village this time to ask if there are any beautiful girls around me, and see if I can be trained to be a movie actor." ! This reminds me of Yanzi! Foreign countries are open-minded and straightforward, but I didn’t expect Yanzi to get married today. Brother Qin will apologize to you for being so presumptuous!"

Qin Kun paused and looked around: "Everyone, I, Qin Kun, made this sudden incident!"

Qin Kun quickly opened another pack of cigarettes and dispersed them. The people around him were also kind-hearted. He didn't think about so many twists and turns for a while. He took Qin Kun's cigarette and said embarrassedly.

"Hi! Nothing, nothing..."

"So we are looking for a movie actor! Yanzi is indeed the most beautiful in our village!"

"Hahaha, this eldest brother turns out to be Brother Qin's friend. I just couldn't help myself!"

Qin Kun winked at Li Chong, and Li Chong also walked over with a smile.

"Brothers, I'm stupid, I didn't explain clearly just now, come on, light the cigarette!"

Li Chong took out his luxury lighter and lit it, and everyone was convinced.

At first glance, this thing looks like a good product from abroad! How could the tiger demon have such high-end foreign goods!

The surrounding villagers dispersed, and Li Chong asked Qin Kun in a low voice: "Qin Heigou, where is this place?"

"Thirty years ago, Donghan Village!"

"Ah?! How is that possible!"

"The line of cause and effect may be messed up..."

"Don't be kidding...!"

"No kidding, settle down first and see if anyone else is here!"