Gintama Night Shura

“Wow~~” Dongcheng Bu’s face was like a devil, and he roared low with extraordinary momentum. “That dead old woman, the eggs in the morning are really not fresh. Oooooo、、、oooo

While covering his stomach in pain, he did not forget to curse the culprit who caused his diarrhea.

“It stinks、、、”

“Disgusting、、、 who is dropping biochemical weapons, hurry up and go to.”

“Dongcheng, can I trouble you to go out and pull, you are pulling too smelly.”

Dongchengbu, who was squatting on the toilet, had an extremely ugly face because of his stomach. The voice trembled a little and replied: “I’m sorry Master Minmuzhai, the contemptible stomach is so painful, I really can’t bear it.” Oh oh、、、” Before Dongcheng Bu finished speaking, another crackling sound came out. Then Dongcheng Bu came out with a slightly comfortable voice.

Sakata Ginshi slapped his nose, and an inexplicable light flashed in his eyes, “Trouble asking, is there any paper in the paper roller on your body or next to you?” ”

“You wait.”

After a crackling sound, Dongcheng Bu first looked at the paper tube next to him, found that it was empty, and then touched his body.

But as he continued to groping on his body, Dongchengbu’s face became more and more ugly.

“That, it seems that I don’t have paper with me either.”

“Yes, another one who didn’t bring paper to the toilet. Everything House, what to do now. This idiot knows that there is no paper in the toilet and comes in, and now there is no one outside to help, what should I do now. ”

Kondo Hoon also looked extremely ugly and asked towards Sakata Ginji. I thought that someone had come to deliver the paper, although it was an enemy, but it didn’t matter. But now it seems that even the enemy is trapped inside, and there is no only hope. Although the idiot didn’t name anyone, the other two could hear who it was when they heard it.

Sakata Gintoki smiled bitterly and said, “Although that idiot has also joined in, the only good news is that the general on the opposite side seems to be trapped here.” ”

Hearing Sakata Ginshi’s words, Kondo Hoon was also stunned, and then smiled disdainfully: “It’s also, but what I didn’t expect was that the other party’s general actually treated an old man who was about to enter the soil.” However, although the other party is an old man, for the sake of Miss Ah Miao, I will never release water. ”

Hearing Kondo’s words, Yanagi Toshikisai said with disdain: “What a stupid thing to say, I dare to conclude that you will lose before you even touch my hand.” “It can be said that he is worthy of being the strongest sword master in the Liu Sheng family, and he is quite confident in his strength.

“Old man, I will return this sentence to you.

However, although Yanagi Minmusai is confident in his own strength, Yinshi is more confident in his own strength, or in other words, he is confident in the strength of Misty Rain and Snow Wind.

“Damn it, who can send some tissue.” It is clear that the local general is in front of him, but he cannot solve it. Kondo grabbed his hair anxiously, but couldn’t think of a way.

“You say, why should people have two hands.”

“Everything House, what do you want to do. Don’t give up, there is still a way. ”

Although Kondo’s head is full of bananas, he knows what he wants to do after hearing what Sakata Silver just said.

“I said, the question now is how to get the paper. Now is not the time to discuss the enemy, if you are stuck here all the time, then what kind of fighting and poop. ”

“Don’t say poop, my stomach hurts when I say it.” Kondo held his head and said in pain.

Without Kondo, Sakata Gintoki continued: “How about it, don’t hit before wiping your ass, let’s cooperate.” ”

As for Sakata Gintoki’s proposal, of course, Ayumi Tojo disagreed. But don’t forget that it is not Ayumi Tojo who can call the shots here, but Toshikisai Yanagi as a general. In order to be able to go out early, Yanagi Minmuzhai could only reluctantly agree.

“The House of All Things, although it is said that we have two hands, but is there any specific way? If you say it’s clothes, don’t say it. ”

After hearing Kondo’s words, Sakata Gintoki smiled and said, “Although there is no paper, we have wisdom.” We have four adults, and we can still figure out a way to use our brains. It has just been confirmed here, and there is no paper either outside or inside. And because the butt is still stained with poop, there is no way to go out in pants and culottes. So now let’s look for anything on you. ”

Sakata Ginji’s words just fell, only to hear a crackling sound suddenly come from Ayumi Dongcheng. Frowning, Sakata Ginshi said unpleasantly: “Who let you take out that thing.” ”

Although Sakata Gintoki asked everyone to find something, everyone else knew that no one had a paper paper. Otherwise, they would have come out and killed the others.

Although I thought so, everyone was still fumbling on their bodies, hoping to find something useful. But what they didn’t expect was that they really found something.

“Ask, this thing works, I have some sandpaper here.” An old voice came from the second bathroom.

Originally, when the three of Sakata Ginji heard Yanagi Toshikisai’s words, they were still a little looking forward to it at first, thinking that he had found something that could be used. But after he finished speaking, Sakata Ginshi and several people wanted to curse a little.

What is sandpaper? That’s for polishing metal. Although there is a paper word in the name, if you use this to wipe the butt, it is not as simple as the chrysanthemum residue. Unless their chrysanthemum hardness is comparable to metal.

After hearing that Yanagi Toshikisai found sandpaper, Sakata Ginshi suddenly showed a pained expression. Although I didn’t want to use sandpaper, I finally asked Yanagi Minmusai for a look at it with some helplessness. After all, there is really no paper here, and if you can, you may have to make do with sandpaper.

Although it seems that Sakata Ginji is a normal behavior, it makes the two people who have been making up various situations in his brain instantly label him as a scheming.

In Sakata Ginji, it seems that sandpaper is sandpaper, and it is impossible to turn it into hand paper. However, for those who are going crazy who are already missing tissues and Ayumi Tojo, this is high-grade toilet paper with antibacterial moisturizing ingredients containing metal ingredients.

And the reason why Sakata Gintoki wanted to see sandpaper was just to see if this sandpaper could be used. After all, different sandpaper, the particle size on it is also different. This is designed to handle the surface of different metals.

However, when Sakata Ginji saw the sandpaper, he knew that he didn’t want to use this sandpaper. If you really use this sandpaper, I’m afraid you won’t want to get out of bed for a month. _

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