Girl, there's something wrong with you

October 22, 2020, night.

Just after finishing the conversation with the editor, Youzhu knew that tomorrow...that is, at 12:05 noon on the 23rd, this book would be on the shelves.

He was thinking quietly in front of the computer keyboard. Thousands of ideas kept flashing through his mind. The outline, setting, plot, characters, readers' feedback and the core of the story disappeared and reappeared in his mind like a fleeting glimpse.

Feeling uneasy about the future performance of this book, he slowly stood up from his chair, walked to the window, and quietly looked out at the night scene.

He suddenly got tired and took out a cigarette... No, he actually didn't smoke, and many readers don't like smoking now, so he took out a pocky stick and chewed it slowly, letting the bitter taste of theobromine linger. Spreading in the mouth, caffeine began to stimulate the nerves, causing thoughts to fly like wild horses.

The world view of this book is huge, or that's what the world of Stitches is destined to be. If it were a campus romance novel, he could have thrown away the various superpowers and enemies, created a system, and concentrated on writing about cars, dog food, and Shura fields that most readers love to see, and the results should not be bad... At least it won't be bad in the early stages.

But it’s hard to tell later on.

Dog food will get boring, and after eating it, you will think, "Why haven't you started driving yet?" However, the cars all lead directly to the small dark room, and they disappear immediately while driving.

Shura Field will also raise the reader's expectation threshold. If we talk about the first million words, everyone would still enjoy watching the scenes of girls fighting, scratching their skin, gouging their eyes, and pulling their hair. Then in the last million words, I didn't pull out the hatchet to perform a disembowelment on the male protagonist, and then I held the heart that stopped beating and said with a blackened and empty expression, "Ah, it turns out that you don't have her in your heart." Everyone would just say it indifferently, That's it?

When he started a new book, Youzhu’s original intention was that the book should have the above-mentioned exciting points that readers would like to see, but it couldn’t just have these exciting points.

The human world is so miserable, why can’t the protagonist do something? Half of the Central Plains was lost, so I ran to the stable south of the Yangtze River to open a harem, okay?

It's not impossible. Even if all human beings are wiped out, it's okay for you, Cheng Jinyang, to go to the lunar space station to reproduce and continue the human fire.

But why can't it be done better?

When you wake up and hold the power of the world, when you are drunk and you lie down on the lap of a beautiful woman, who stipulates that you can only have the latter and not the former?

I want them all!

So You Zhu made up his mind to run two parallel lines this time, instead of taking away one of the lines in the last volume like the last book, Cang Qing Sword, and concentrate on writing the other emotional line - although both were equally My booking performance has indeed improved, but I have also been scolded miserably. From the QQ group to Longkong to NGA, I was chased and scolded, as if I had abandoned many girls in the beginning and in the end. They hated me and wanted to eat my flesh and sleep on my skin.

He sat down again in front of the computer excitedly, and was gearing up to start typing, when he saw a message from the editor:

"By the way, you lost a quarter of your reading on the 16th and 17th. Did you fail in writing?"

Youzhu:………………

The updated plot on the 16th and 17th was the day when Cheng Jinyang and Xing Yunzhi, as newcomers to Tianluo, went on duty for the first time with their two cousins. The fall of the metallic hydrogen factory marked the beginning of the Wuchang County Duke's attack on the Jiankang court. The first empire-splitting war after the southern crossing was about to come. The young couple would inevitably be involved in it. At this time, they had already smelled the bloodshed. There was a faint and ominous atmosphere in front of me...

Readers don’t like reading these? Lost a quarter of the follow-up order?

Otherwise, just take back what you said above, and let Cheng Jinyang open a harem from now on, spread dog food, and circulate among Shura fields, forget it! Anyway, political and military dramas are more difficult to write than emotional dramas. After all the effort is put into writing them, readers still don’t like to read them. What’s the point?

What's the point of staying up late typing until 1 a.m. every day and having to get up at 7 a.m. the next day to catch the subway? My physical examination index exceeds the standard for many reasons. What's the point of writing some obscure stuff that no one likes to read?

After thinking for a long time, Youzhu picked up another pocky stick again and chewed it up like a hamster. Then he put the original outline aside and began to conceive of another main line outline. He said it was scum. The man Cheng Jinyang opened his harem widely, married women with five surnames, and became princesses. In the small court in the south, he covered the sky with one hand, surrounded by beautiful women, wine ponds and meat forests, and then.

Um.

He suddenly hesitated again.

So what do readers think? It would be great if they could leave a message and tell the author.

………………

Wujiang Town, in an old house.

"So why do you always think he is Liu Bang?" Xing Yunzhi walked out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe and tied her wet hair tightly with a towel.

"Premonition." Wang Wanrou replied.

"Premonitions are unreliable." Xing Yunzhi shook her head, "Wanrou, people will change."

"How many people were full of ambitions to change the world when they were young. After entering society and struggling in mediocrity for many years, all the edges and corners were smoothed away, and then they finally recognized the reality that they were mere mortals."

"Even if he has Liu Bang's aspirations now, how can you be so sure that he will really embark on this path without hesitation in the future? Just like the author changes the outline, sometimes with just a slight change of pen, the ending of the story can change It will become something else.”

"So, you don't understand." Wang Wanrou sneered, "Without a father or a mother, he is alone; troubled by heart ailments every day and tortured by nightmares at night. Over the years, this world has given him far more pain than joy, but he He neither suffered a mental breakdown nor committed suicide. He just carried on till today, and yet you told me that he would be willing to be ordinary and become a mediocre person in the future?"

"If a gentleman takes something far away, he must be patient; if what he takes is big, he must be patient. The wise men of ancient times all have talents that can be achieved, and those who are unable to do what they want may not all have the right time. The king's sin may be his own fault. Do you understand what it means?"

Xing Yunzhi was silent for a long time.

"This is your view of heroic history," she said lightly. "It is not the times that create heroes, but the heroes who break the times."

"Since Yiguan's journey to the south, this human world has been like a pool of stagnant water, which has become rotten enough to stink." Wang Wanrou said contemptuously, "The puddles will dry up, and the tadpoles will fight with each other. No matter the royal family or the five-surname family... no one dares to break the shackles. They only know how to tear each other apart in the cage and kill each other for a living."

"If it is just such a rotten world, then it will be destroyed if it is destroyed. Although I pride myself on my wisdom and scheming, I am too lazy to be like Zhuge Kongming, who wanted to hold the sky with just one hand. In the end, I exhausted all my energy and vomited blood and died, but I still couldn't To prevent the collapse of the Han Dynasty... it would be better to just wait for Sima Yi to appear and completely push this rotten old world into the remnants of history."

"You hate this world, but you don't plan to contribute. You want my family, Jinyang, to contribute?" Xing Yunzhi asked, "What's the truth?"

"Because if I'm not mistaken, he is the Sima Yi I have been waiting for." Wang Wanrou showed a mysterious smile, "Even if he is not, I will push him to that position. Isn't the same for you?"

Xing Yunzhi was silent again.

"The puddles are about to dry up, and the tadpoles are fighting each other... This description is quite appropriate." She sighed slowly and changed the subject.

"That's not what I said." Wang Wanrou shook her head, "It was said by a daughter from the Xie family."

"Who?"

"Xie Wuyi's daughter."

"You mean, Xie Lingjiang?" Xing Yuanzhi clicked her tongue, "Isn't she only 3 years old?"

"It's just precocious wisdom." Wang Wanrou said lightly, "Aren't you and I the same?"

……………………

In the north, Luoyang, the sacred capital, and Longmen Grottoes.

There are countless stone carvings of gods and Buddhas in the shape of angry eyes, and their surfaces are covered with flesh-like carpets, with swaying fleshy sprouts and dancing tentacles.

A certain figure stood in the center holding a long sword, turning a blind eye to the hellish and ferocious scene around him. She lowered her head, as if she was sleeping, and her long hair fell from her hood like a waterfall of green silk.

"Xiao Qi!" Her companion walked in from outside and patted her shoulder excitedly, "Do you know what day it is today?"

"Ah Si?" She raised her head in confusion and asked confusedly, "What day is it?"

"Today is Xiaoyan's birthday!" The companion smiled, "I made a cake, do you want to eat it?"

"I don't eat human flesh..."

"It's not made of flesh and blood, it's made of cream! Eggs, cream and flour!" the companion said angrily, "and a lot of sugar!"

She was silent for a moment: "But I am not Zhu Xiaoyan."

"Stop worrying about such philosophical issues, can't we celebrate it?"

This book is officially on the shelves today. I would like to thank all the readers who have read this, thank the editor Ruoye for his great support, thank Sister Lily, the author of "The Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms", for my support, and thank Ji Cha for recommending the chapter. By the way, I would like to recommend "This is My Planet" by Ji Chada. The Immortal Emperor Invincible series starts at the beginning. The heroine is a sweet and salty little fox. If you haven't read it, you can check it out. There are a lot of words! In addition, I would like to say one more thing. I suggest that you subscribe to the original version next, because many of the essence of the book is mentioned in this chapter or other places. These places cannot be copied by pirated copies, so there are always people who come to me and say "every time I read the last book" Why does the beauty end suddenly?" Isn't that because the pirated version you watched stopped abruptly? Do you know how many good things you are missing? I didn’t do this on purpose to prevent theft. Readers of Qidian Harem Articles all know the reason, right? Everyone who understands understands. If you don’t understand, don’t ask.