Girl, there's something wrong with you
Chapter 199 Or I’ll beat you to death
About 20 minutes later, Chu Qingqing finished taking a bath, put on her pajamas and walked out.
Cheng Jinyang was a little surprised, but then he thought about it and it was right. Miss Qingqing was not Ah Zhi, so of course she couldn't soak in the water for an hour.
"Why is there only one bed?" she asked with a frown.
"I don't know either." Cheng Jinyang said as he was lying on the bed, "How about you make the floor?"
"Why didn't you lay the floor?"
"I'll give you the bed. I'm leaving." Cheng Jinyang sat up and tried to leave, but was knocked down again by Miss Qingqing.
"You guy!" She pressed Cheng Jinyang down with her body and said angrily, "Forget it, Miss Wang has slept like this before, so I'll just treat her like a woman with the fifth surname."
"It's like I can take advantage of you sleeping next to me!" Cheng Jinyang turned his head, and the other person's hair fell around his neck. He felt a little itchy, but the fragrance of the shampoo on it made him Thinking.
"Huh." Chu Qingqing ignored him, got into bed, leaned on the pillow behind him, and started playing with his phone.
Cheng Jinyang adjusted his position and browsed the news for a while. He felt that the war situation was getting worse: some people had begun to rumor that the entire Pukou District and City in Jiangbei had been razed to the ground.
"Hey, look at this!" Chu Qingqing suddenly came over, showed him the phone screen, and clicked on the video.
"What is this?" Cheng Jinyang asked. On the screen was a helpless cat.
"Gunned cats." Chu Qingqing said with a smile, "Did you know? Male cats are particularly annoying when they are in heat, so many owners choose to have them castrated. Cut off the root of the trouble, and you will be lighter from now on."
Cheng Jinyang:………………
"Then watch this video." He also put his phone over.
"What is this?" Miss Qingqing asked. On the screen was a cat with squinting eyes.
"Grass cat." Cheng Jinyang said with a smile, "Did you know? Female cats are particularly annoying when they are in heat, so many owners will use cotton swabs to deal with it. A small cotton swab will make it as soft as mud."
"Why do I think you're talking about porn?" Chu Qingqing asked with eyes wide open.
"If you don't have it, then neither do I." Cheng Jinyang retorted.
"Hmph. I'll ignore you. I want to go to bed." Miss Qingqing dropped her cell phone and immediately got into bed, "Don't touch me. If you touch me once, you're done."
"I'm not interested in you." Cheng Jinyang said casually, "Go to sleep, I'll go to bed later."
"Do you want to do something messy to me after I fall asleep?" Girl Qingqing lay next to her, curled up into a ball, and asked warily.
"What's wrong? You're the one who asked me to come over to sleep, and you're the one who's afraid that I'll do something to you." Cheng Jinyang was speechless. "What's even more outrageous is that you're angry again when I say I'm not interested in you at all."
"Humph, that's what girls are like." Chu Qingqing said confidently, ""The Analects of Confucius: Yang Huo" says that only women and villains are difficult to raise. If you are close, you will be inferior, and if you are far, you will be resentful; "The Analects of Confucius: Advanced" "There is another saying, too much is too little."
"It means that as a man, it is rude for you to be too close to women. But if you deliberately avoid it too much, you will easily attract complaints."
"Did Confucius ever say how to satisfy Miss Chu?"
"It all depends on your observation and understanding." Miss Qingqing yawned, "I'm sleepy, please go to sleep."
"Okay." Cheng Jinyang sighed, then turned off the light and got into bed.
After a while, the cell phone next to the pillow rang again.
"Hello?"
"It's me." Miss Wang's voice sounded, "Have all the clan affairs been arranged?"
"Absolutely." Cheng Jinyang said vaguely, "Why, you are not in the clan's land?"
"I'm with Yang Wangshu." Wang Wanrou said, "Let me ask you."
"How did you escape from being surrounded by a large number of drones in the Wujiang Industrial Zone?"
"Ah?" Cheng Jinyang recalled, "At that time, the drone cluster seemed to be stuck together. Could it be that Xiao Wangshu hacked into their system?"
"I did ask Xiao Wangshu to hack into the other party's network system." Wang Wanrou replied, "But she just told me that she tried to control the drone after hacking into the network system, but found that the drone cluster had lost its connection with the host computer. contact."
"What's the meaning?"
"It means that I asked her to hack into the system and control the drone to rescue you, but someone... no, it should be said that there was some kind of power that interfered with the drone's actions before that, causing her to fail after hacking into the system. We can't contact the drone."
"What did you see when you escaped from the drones?"
"Uh." Cheng Jinyang thought to himself: How could I possibly remember this? Especially after that, I suddenly encountered a bunch of things...
"There seemed to be electric sparks."
"Electric spark?"
"It's Bilibili. As the drone's flying posture gets stuck, it seems to flash out on the surface of the casing. I'm not sure if I saw it correctly, because their propellers are always spinning, so... "
"I understand." Wang Wanrou interrupted him, "Where are you now? I'm here to find you."
"Ah, this..."
"What, is it inconvenient?"
"It's really inconvenient. I'm..." Cheng Jinyang was about to make up an excuse to fool him when he suddenly heard Chu Qingqing next to him saying, "He's sleeping with me."
"Qingqing?" Wang Wanrou said, "Okay, let's talk about it next time."
"Wait!" Cheng Jinyang said quickly while she was still alive, "We were just sleeping, nothing happened!"
"Yeah, what if it's not?"
Cheng Jinyang:………………
"Then hang up." Wang Wanrou hung up the phone.
"Look." Miss Qingqing said from the side, "There is no need to be pretentious with Miss Wang. If you lie to her, it will make her suspicious."
"That's right." Cheng Jinyang said thoughtfully, "What about Yuan Zhi? What do you think of her?"
"A good girl, worthy of deep friendship."
"Where's Yang Wangshu?"
"I don't understand anything, I'm just a kid."
"And me?"
"A filthy, filthy man with a dirty mind."
"As a co-author, I am at the bottom of your mind!" Cheng Jinyang was disappointed.
Thinking back to the Wujiang Industrial Zone last time, I took the risk of being surrounded by drones and swooped down to save you!
Is this the result?
He turned around depressedly, facing away from Miss Qingqing, and stopped talking.
After a while, a soft and warm body suddenly hugged him from behind.
"But." Chu Qingqing said with a smile, "In times of crisis, he is unexpectedly very reliable and a very heroic man. If our backgrounds were not so different, I would probably consider you."
"Qingqing..." Cheng Jinyang was a little embarrassed.
"Don't think too much, I'm just holding you to sleep." Miss Qingqing said softly, "After tonight, don't tell anyone, or I'll beat you to death."
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