Girl, there's something wrong with you

Yang Wangshu is a prostitute.

She loves novels, comics, animations and games, and is not unwilling to support genuine ones.

Just because he was expelled from the family early, he relied on the relief money secretly transferred by his brother Yang Siping every month to survive.

After excluding rent and other living expenses, the remaining money is needed to support the forum server of Sister Ah Zhi's fan club, recharge points for online games, buy new characters for Krypton mobile games, and buy some physical limited comics. There is basically nothing left after all this. Not much money.

As a minor with little income, life is really difficult.

Since you don’t have much money, of course you have to spend it wisely. The rent mentioned above, server maintenance fees, point cards for online games, monthly and large monthly passes for mobile games, and limited edition comics are all things that need to be paid for and delivered once, and there is no way to save them.

Therefore, she downloaded pirated copies of things that could be found on the Internet, such as stand-alone games, animations, and novels, for free, and she could barely enjoy herself.

When it comes to novels, her favorite is a novelist named "Youzhu". This guy wrote a complete excellent book called "Cang Qing Sword", which tells an adventure story in a different world. With 2.19 million words, she read it over and over three times, but she was still not satisfied. She always felt that Mia's role was too small, and she felt like a foil for Mi'er.

Mia and Mi'er are both her favorite female characters in this book. Some time ago, she gave Youzhu a reward of 10 yuan. She sent a private message saying that she was a student, and because she had no money, she could only watch pirated copies, but she really liked Mia, so she gave Youzhu a little more.

Youzhu replied that it’s okay, just wait until you have money to replenish your subscription.

Yang Wangshu felt that Youzhu was really upright and upright, which was in sharp contrast to a certain man in his life. He thought that since he had read pirated copies and took advantage of Youzhu, he had to do something for him, so he went to the online forum. Li volunteered to promote books for him.

Although his complete old book was thrown off the street, it was not so popular after all, and there was still some discussion in the forum. Yang Wangshu browsed through the posts for a long time and suddenly became confused.

What are the wonderful extras these book friends mentioned in their posts?

After asking more carefully, she was shocked to know that the Youzhu book she read on the pirated website was actually an abridged version! This guy is cunning and didn't tell the whole plot at all!

Here, readers need to know: It turns out that although the Jin Dynasty did not have the strict academic ethos of the later Ming and Qing Dynasties, it held the words written on the paper very tightly. For example, when it comes to defense between men and women, we need to pay attention to "point to point". What does it mean to stop at a certain point? The hero and heroine hold hands, and that’s it, it’s time to stop. If you want to kiss again later, it is not allowed, otherwise it will be suspected of being vulgar.

So Youzhu is also an expert at writing books. It is written that the hero and heroine look at each other affectionately and for a long time, and then break at the bottom. This is called "broken chapter", leaving viewers with unfinished thoughts. Just turn to the back, and from the next day, a new story will make everyone confused.

When we meet the talented and beautiful woman that everyone is waiting for, how come you always leave this thing blank? Isn't it kind of asking everyone to imagine and draw candies to satisfy their hunger?

Although Yang Wangshu is twenty-seven years old, he also longs for the sweet taste. I have read his book three times, and every time I reach this blank section, I feel uneasy, as if the meat is in my mouth and I can't eat it, and the wine is in my throat and I can't swallow it, but I know that I really can't write it down, so I can only sigh. Three times, I was devastated...

How did you know there was an extra story?

So she went to the genuine platform again to see the full price. Oh, 78 yuan! There are expensive ones! Youzhu tricked me again!

But here is where Xiao Wangshu got distracted. Youzhu is good at everything else, but he is not fast enough. He updates 2 chapters every day, and each chapter costs 1 dime, which translates to about 6 yuan per month, which is not even enough to order a takeaway pig's trotter rice.

It's just that she watched too many pirated copies and spent more than a year in vain before she could save up to 78 yuan.

So she silently filled in the full subscription, and her spirits were immediately lifted. She arrogantly took screenshots to find Youzhu, proudly claiming to be a full subscriber, and after reading all the extras, her life was complete, and she had no regrets about this book. .

Then Youzhu took the opportunity to ask her, my new book has 700,000 to 800,000 words, do you want to read it?

Yang Wangshu said, let’s see, it’s just...is there any extra story?

Youzhu said of course there is, but this time we are cooperating with the genuine platform. There will be an event during the New Year. All subscribed users can watch the extras by entering the event page. Because it is not in the main content of the book, pirated websites cannot steal it.

Yang Wangshu said, then I must have ordered them all. You are so slow in updating, like a snail climbing a wall or a sloth climbing over. It only costs 6 yuan per month. I will take 1,500 yuan and put it in Yu'e Bao. The monthly interest is just enough to buy all your books.

Youzhu said damn it, then why did you watch pirated copies in the early years?

Yang Wangshu said with a smile, "Aren't I used to watching pirated copies?" Who knew it was so cheap to order all your books? Besides, if you had told me earlier that there was a sequel, I wouldn’t have gone to the pirated version to watch the abridged version and inflict such injustice on myself!

Youzhu then sent a string of smiley faces, saying that if you really feel sorry for the 6 yuan, there is now a 30-second advertising video at the end of each chapter on the platform, which rewards tokens. It is enough to fully subscribe, and it can save you 2 cents every day. money.

Yang Wangshu said angrily, does my aunt care about that little money? Don't look down on me!

She closed the chat window, and the more she thought about it, the angrier she became. She felt that she must have been looked down upon by Youzhu because of the pirated version, so she ran to the patriarch's office, asked Cheng Jinyang to show her hand, and asked to borrow 100,000 yuan.

Cheng Jinyang said, what do you want this money for?

Yang Wangshu scratched his head and said, "I'm useful. What do you care about me? It's not like I won't pay you back."

Cheng Jinyang transferred one hundred thousand to her. After Yang Wangshu got the money, he angrily went back to the room and picked up his mobile phone. He wanted to reward Youzhu with a golden alliance, and then asked this guy to shout three times that he was wrong, then kneel down and lick the soles of his feet, while wearing white stockings. He licked and rubbed his tongue.

Then I thought about it, Youzhu would only get half of the 100,000 yuan. If he licked it, he might only be willing to lick one foot. How could that be okay? I definitely have to have him lick both feet.

So she joined Youzhu's fan group and directly sent a targeted red envelope, one hundred thousand!

Youzhu received the red envelope, showed the screenshot to everyone, and said that this is my loyal book friend, and he directly rewarded me with a golden alliance, Miss Fu Loli!

All the book friends were shocked to hear that there was actually a female book friend, a rich lolita, who was willing to pay 100,000 yuan. It was so annoying that they hurriedly knelt down and licked her.

Yang Wangshu looked at the messages in the group and suddenly started shaking with joy. For a moment, he forgot to ask Youzhu to come over and lick it.

At this point, the rumor about the eldest lady of the Golden Alliance has spread among Youzhu's book friends, and everyone knows about it.

Please read the book introduction and join the Q group 648-894-143. I will notify you in the group when extra events are coming.