Glitch utopia

"Hello, this is the service center of Youzhi Co., Ltd., how can I help you, sir?"

7-OFF looked at the customer on the screen with a smile, and the upper left corner of the screen showed the personality information of the customer in front of him and the current micro-expression analysis chart.

"What's wrong with your auxiliary AI! It's like a fucking retard! It doesn't even know how to control the doll to pose? I paid for the genuine product! Is this the quality?" The naked man on the screen asked aggressively.

"I'm sorry, sir. N2-level Youyou AI needs some time to train and learn. It has only been with you for 3 hours, which is not enough time for model training. But don't worry, as long as it stays with you, it will record your habits and get to know you better and better."

"Can't you improve the intelligence level?! If I had known the quality was this bad, I would have bought pirated copies from Pirate Bay!"

"Sir, buying pirated copies is an infringement. Please don't do it, otherwise you will be warned by a bullet of justice. In addition, it's not that we don't want to improve the intelligence level. According to the relevant regulations of Section 3, in order to prohibit the crisis of intelligent machines, the current highest level of intelligent AI can only reach N2."

"Fuck you, eat shit, SB company dog!!" Seeing that the manual service could not solve the problem, the other party cursed and directly closed the manual channel.

As soon as it ended, a drone with the 001 symbol flew directly in front of him.

"0527, customer No. 156 just gave you a bad review. According to the company's regulations, Chapter 25, Section 31, the company will deduct your salary as a penalty. Therefore, your salary balance this month is -149. Please prepare in advance, otherwise you will not only lose this job, but we will also liquidate your personal property."

"Fuck!" 7-OFF slammed the table with a painful expression, "What I just said was in accordance with the company's regulations! I have to pay you for my fucking job, right?!"

"Manual customer service is based on performance, and you have 20 days to work hard to pay off your debt."

Then the drone ignored the other party and flew away on its own.

Before 7-OFF could say anything else, the next customer completely ignored his emotions and directly bounced in front of him.

7-OFF was so angry that he trembled all over. He really wanted to overturn the table and quit, but when he saw the photos of a big and two small women in the system interface, he forced himself to suppress his anger.

"Hello? Is anyone there? Didn't you say it's a real customer service? How come it's the same as AI?"

Hearing the customer's question, 7-OFF immediately showed his signature smile on his face, exhausted from all the work.

Time passed little by little, and when the negative salary finally turned positive, 7-OFF finally retired from the work state.

He stood up tiredly, and just as he left his workstation, another employee who was working was already sitting on his hot stool.

Then 7-OFF stood on the conveyor belt and was conveyed to the elevator with other colleagues who were leaving work like goods on an assembly line.

After leaving the company, he raised a big middle finger to the high-rise building behind him, then turned around and took the subway and rushed to the downtown hospital.

The downtown hospital was snow-white, and it looked particularly clean under the action of the cleaning robot, but the various seriously injured patients sent in from time to time disrupted the silence.

Just as 7-OFF was walking in the empty ward corridor, he could still hear the pleasant reminder sound of the hospital.

"Dear patients, dear patients, good evening. Please don't let patients die in the hospital corridor. Thank you for your cooperation."

Amidst all kinds of noises, 7-OFF came to the morgue on the third floor underground and pulled open the first heavy push morgue cabinet.

With the cold air and white mist, the blown-up bodies inside made him frown.

He closed the door and continued to pull open all the morgue boxes. After checking them one by one, he finally found a vacant space in morgue cabinet No. 51.

As his artificial eye quickly scanned the code on the morgue cabinet, and as the warm light came on in the dark morgue cabinet, he temporarily obtained the right to live in this morgue cabinet for 12 hours.

This is his residence over the years. In order to squeeze out the last bit of value, some coffins in the hospital morgue that store corpses will be temporarily converted into capsule hotels for some poor people to rest when there are no dead people using them.

As 7-OFF lay down, the morgue cabinet closed, and the low temperature originally used to freeze the corpse quickly rose to the temperature he was used to. At this moment, he finally had a private room of his own in this city.

Although it was a bit narrow inside and he couldn't even sit up, it was at least the cheapest single room, much better than those who rented in groups or lived on the streets.

And there was a hidden service for living here, that is, if you die unexpectedly during the rental period, you will enjoy a 50% discount on the "Did You Die" APP.

There is a place to live, and such a good benefit, which is not available in other places.

Lying in the morgue cabinet, 7-OFF took a deep breath, he slowly closed his eyes, he pulled out a game chip from his cracked forearm, and inserted it into the nerve slot behind his ear.

With a huge game company logo jumping in front of his eyes, the next second, the surroundings gradually fell into darkness.

Gradually, there were sounds all around. He stood up and looked around. This was a green forest, or more precisely, a cartoon-style two-dimensional forest. This was the world of the two-dimensional world.

7-OFF breathed in the fresh air and listened to the birdsong and insects singing in his ears; he instantly forgot all the troubles of going to work.

He stood up and walked out of the forest. What came into view was the vast rice fields. The green rice seedlings swayed gently in the breeze, and the air was filled with the fragrance of rice, which was the most rustic taste of the earth.

Continuing along the winding path, Japanese townhouses gradually appeared on both sides. These traditional buildings mostly used wooden structures, and the roofs were covered with green tiles. The years left mottled traces on them, but also added a bit of simplicity and charm.

This is a small Japanese village in the suburbs. Although everything is very old and even a little shabby, everything is so peaceful and beautiful. In his eyes, the cold city just now was a nightmare, and this is his real home.

"Jian Tai~! Jian Tai!" 7-OFF saw the aunt with a sexy figure in the distance, and the beautiful twin daughters behind her, one gentle and the other arrogant.

Then 7-OFF saw the other three people rushing over with open arms, vying to hug him tightly in their arms. "Jian Tai, where have you been? We have been looking for you for a long time."