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Chapter 5 End of Course
"The third phase of simulation has been completed, the score is 92, excellent, and the course has ended."
Lu Ze opened his eyes in confusion, then rolled over and got up. While putting on his shoes, he hammered his waist, and then he suddenly froze...
"Huh? My waist doesn't hurt anymore? This is... I woke up and finished my classes, right?"
Lu Ze thought for a while before remembering that the class was over. Then he jumped up from the kang and stretched his muscles wantonly.
The vitality of his youth returned to Lu Ze. This feeling couldn't be more wonderful, the feeling of being rejuvenated... overbearing!
The three stages of simulation took a total of one year, one month and twelve hours. How can I say that I have spent more than a year in old age... In fact, Lu Ze felt pretty good.
Within a month of the second stage, Lu Ze was very unaccustomed to this kind of life and felt extremely lonely. Then he stayed at home and read novels all day long. In the end, he was still failed by the system and received twenty lashes.
By the third stage, which was one year of living, Lu Ze had finally found his old self. Like other old men and women, he went to the mall to buy discounted goods and suffered a bloody blow.
Play chess in the park and become a chess master.
In the community elderly activity room, he was unrivaled in table tennis, and he also learned how to play the piano. Every day, he and his old friends would watch the sunset and return to camp after shooting target.
In the evening, I happily went downstairs to dance in the square. I became the king of square dancing in their community and the leader of the elderly people in the community.
By the way! The last thing he wanted was that he found a wife, Aunt Cai, who is 62 years old this year. Both of them have met their children, and they were about to have a twilight love affair, and then the course suddenly ended...
..
"Fuck, my wife is gone..."
Thinking of his Aunt Cai, Lu Ze suddenly felt depressed. He sat on the edge of the kang and felt dejected. However, he immediately started up and slapped himself in the mouth.
"That's not right! I'm only twenty-four years old! How can I like an old lady? No, no, no! This course has brainwashed me, Lu Ze, you must cheer up! You have to like an eighteen-year-old little sister!
"
After finally remembering how old he was, Lu Ze carefully understood the gains from this course.
He stood up and came to a mirror nailed on the wall. Lu Ze suddenly became shorter and looked a little hunched over. He gently hammered his lower back with his right hand. Looking at himself in the mirror, his eyes were dull. Although his skin was
There are no wrinkles and no signs of aging, but the first impression you get is that of an old man.
He made a fist with his left hand and brought it to his mouth and coughed twice, "Ahem, Xiaoqin, why don't you go home for dinner tonight? Dad misses you."
His voice is hoarse, no different from that of an ordinary old man. In other words, he has learned what an old man looks like in general!
Returning to the state of a young man again, Lu Ze rubbed his face vigorously. He could not suppress his surprise and excitement. The whip was really not in vain!
But when he thought of something else, Lu Ze's surprise suddenly froze. By the way...he lost track of time.
He threw himself on the kang, took out his mobile phone and took a look. At first glance, Lu Ze saw that the year was no problem, the month was no problem, and the number of days...it was only one night!
"It's developed! It's developed! It's important! It's domineering!"
Lu Ze rolled over on the bed excitedly. Thinking that there were still so many things he had not learned in the interface, Lu Ze wished he could just lie down on the bed and take a nap.
However, after taking a look at the rest time displayed on the interface, Lu Ze also understood that he couldn't study all the time, otherwise he would easily fall asleep and become a vegetative state.
So what do you do now? Of course, start working! Go and earn some money, after all, people have to eat, right?
After washing up, Lu Ze put on a set of high-quality imitation Adidas and carried a small satchel he bought for thirty yuan, which contained keys, about a hundred yuan, cigarettes, mobile phones, and power banks.
I looked in the mirror and felt pretty for a while. He was 1.86 meters tall and weighed 150 pounds. He was not very handsome but still very handsome and energetic. He rubbed his round hair with both hands. It was perfect.
!
"Oh~ Lu Ze! You are simply the most handsome Lan Yin in the world~"
After finishing the beauty, he went out and locked the door. He looked at the door of the east room. It was not locked, but the glass on the door was covered with newspapers, so he couldn't see what was going on inside. Lu Ze didn't want to disturb Yang Dan, so he turned and walked out.
"Brother Zhang just came back. Did you shoot all night last night?"
"Yeah, I'm so sleepy. The actor's zombie face is probably due to plastic surgery. He can't even cry or laugh. His face was paralyzed throughout the whole process. It took only one night of filming to make it through."
"Then you rest, I'm going to work."
Lu Ze was not curious enough to ask who the male protagonist was, and even if he asked Brother Zhang, he wouldn't tell him. After all, they were just supporting characters, and it would be too easy for someone to crush them to death once they got the upper hand.
It's okay to complain behind your back, but don't mention your name. If others are really curious and want to know, they can ask somewhere else and they can find out. But this has nothing to do with the person complaining, since I didn't name it anyway.
After going out, they were in the suburbs next to Hengdian. The air was quite good in the morning. After taking a breath of fresh air and stretching, Lu Ze couldn't help but sing loudly.
"Woke up early in the morning~ I'm so damn sleepy~"
After walking for about 20 minutes, I arrived at the entrance of the film and television city. I bought three steamed buns and a cup of soy milk. I carried a cardboard box and found a conspicuous green belt to sit on. I took out my mobile phone and played two games, and then drank the soy milk.
Eating steamed buns and waiting for the foreman in the studio to call for work.
"Forty people are coming! Life or death! Men! Hold on tight!"
As soon as he heard someone shouting that he was alive, Lu Ze jumped away and rushed forward. This time he was really fast and squeezed directly into the front row.
"You, you, and you, big guy, come here too, and you, the fat guy, get out of here! No one in the anti-Japanese drama is as fat as you, why are you joining in the fun at 2,780 pounds!"
Lu Ze once again became the chosen child. This time, he was not as excited as yesterday. He followed the foreman Liu Le into the set casually.
Life and death is very simple, just play corpses. There are many such roles here, so there are some jokes about Hengdian being able to circle the earth in one day.
However, wearing that thick cotton-padded jacket on a hot day is indeed quite painful, and you can imagine what this kind of costume and props will smell like in the summer.
The sour smell is like the creaking smell of an old lady's nest. Don't tell me you haven't smelled it before, Lu Ze has really smelled it...
Moreover, when it comes to putting on makeup, makeup artists are not prepared to just do it for you. Just when your brain is sweating, you can grab a handful of dirt on the ground and rub it on your head, and then squeeze some blood on your face.
Lu Ze died on the spot lying on his side. He closed his eyes and remained motionless. Then he heard in his ears, "Da da da da da da da da! Ding! Da da da da da da da! Clap! Ding!"
Then there was a roar: "Brothers! Avenge our dead brothers! Charge the duck!!"
As soon as the charge horn sounded, "ding-dong! dong-dong-dong! da-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah! ding-dong! rub-tap-tap! tack-tap-tap!"
Lu Ze felt that many people were running past him and rushing forward. In the end, with his eyes closed, he didn't know which idiot was running without looking at his feet. He kicked himself in the stomach and almost killed Lu Ze.
I was kicked and vomited, and if I hadn't closed my eyes, my eyeballs would have popped out.
And it wasn’t intentional! He really didn’t look at his feet. Why? Because this idiot was pressing on Lu Ze and tripped him!
"Click!"
"..."
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