Global Adventure: The Strongest Anchor In History

Ye Xing and others rescued Jarhead.

"Are you here to see my jokes too?"

"Why? Why do you want to prevent me from dying!"

"Do you know how painful my life is? You don't understand. You won't understand at all!"

Jarhead hugged his head and cried.

"A gentleman has the beauty of adulthood, so why not just let him fend for himself."

Iori Yagami picked his ears and said nonchalantly.

"Uncle, what's more terrifying than death?"

Kusanagi wanted to help Jarhead up, but the other person shook his hand away.

"Uncle? I'm only in my early twenties!"

"Why am I born so old!"

“When I was in elementary school, high school students would call me senpai when they saw me!”

"After I entered junior high school, my classmates in other classes always regarded me as their teacher!"

"No girl likes me, I'm a man who doesn't deserve love!"

Jarhead cried even harder.

"At least you have a lot of hair. As long as you're not bald, there will always be girls willing to accept you."

Kagura comforted Jarhead in her own way.

"You have a lot of hair? Say it again."

Jarhead took off his hair cover, revealing the same Mediterranean style as Zhang Dongsheng.

"Pfft~ So pitiful, but what should I do if I really want to laugh? I can't help it anymore, hahahahaha!"

Kagura turned around and laughed heartily.

"Sure enough, I'd better just die!"

Jarhead suffered secondary damage.

"You can't say that. At least you're not short. A petite girl might like a bald man like you."

Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and Ye Xing also provides a little positive energy.

But I didn't expect it to turn into fuel for the fire.

"Aren't you short? What about this?"

Jarhead took off his high-top shoes and took off the 12cm inner height-increasing insole.

He was originally nearly 1.8 meters tall and instantly dropped to just over 1.6 meters tall.

"An adult man who is less than 1.7 meters tall is a third-class disabled person. You are not even 1.65 meters tall, right? You are the best among disabled people!"

Yagami Yu stood next to him, gestured his height, and stabbed Jarhead again in the heart.

"Okay, stop being pretentious. Although you are ugly, old, short, and bald, don't forget that you are a rich man."

"A rich toad is a golden toad. What kind of woman can't get it?"

Yagami Yu glanced at the Rolex on Jarhead's wrist with some envy.

"Do I need to come to this damn place if I have money?"

"I divided the 500-yuan high imitation watch into twelve installments!"

"What's the point of living like a piece of trash like me!"

"You nasty guys, I'm going to bury you with you before you die!"

Guogai was so angry that he rushed towards the four people with bared teeth and claws.

The four of them stretched their legs at the same time, and a huge force kicked him away, causing him to faint on the spot.

[Hahahaha, this uncle is so unlucky, forgive me for laughing unkindly. 】

[I can’t blame him. If I had lived like that, I would have ruined the world a long time ago. 】

[There is nothing wrong with me! 】

[Sisters, have you remembered that when you look for a boyfriend from now on, you should first comb your hair and then take off his shoes, and the most important thing is to check whether the name tags on his body are real or fake! 】

[Men love installments, and women love group deals. We are all poor, so no one should pretend to be cool! 】

........

Suddenly, Kusanagi knelt down, put his hands on the ground, and kept shaking his head, his face full of frustration.

"What's wrong with you? You have to go through a ritual before farting?"

Ye Xing asked unclearly.

"I was still despising that guy in my heart just now, but why am I not a loser?"

"When I was studying, I always came in second to last in exams!"

"When I grew up, I was defrauded of money while speculating in real estate. The three stocks I bought fell to the bottom. I just sold them at a low price, and they started to skyrocket again!"

"At the beginning of the year, I listened to the slander and sold my family's loss-making mask factory at a low price and built a gym. I was ready to work hard on the ground."

"As a result, we caught the flu again, and the grandson who bought my mask factory made a million dollars, and what about me?"

“The gym I invested in was asked to close on the day it opened.”

"It stayed closed for several months, and it went bankrupt without making a dime!"

“All twelve credit cards have been maxed out, and every day I open my eyes there are debt collection calls and bill reminders.”

"If it weren't for Kagura's relief, I would have been driven crazy!"

"How can I, the hope of the noble Kusanagi clan, be embarrassed like this?"

"I'm so ashamed!!!"

Kusanagi Tobi's negative energy was overwhelming and he was overwhelmed by depression.

"Uh hahahahahaha~"

Yagami Yu covered his face and cried.

"Worse? Who is worse than me?"

"I'm the last one who gets one point less than that bastard Kusanagi Hi in every exam!"

"The Kusanagi family at least still has some property that their children and grandchildren can squander. My father only left me a barber shop of less than twenty square meters, and the shop is still rented!"

"I haven't had any money to pay my rent for three months!"

"Do you really think I like wearing fancy clothes?"

"Apart from the school uniform, this is the only thing I can use."

"The most disgusting thing is that I always thought that I could rely on my face to make a living, but what I have to admit is that I! No! Handsome!"

"Huh, the reason why I have such long bangs is because my hairline is high!"

"After all, I am also a genius of the Eight Gods, but I can't even afford the cost of hair transplantation. I am worse than a waste!!"

Thinking of the sad things, Yagami Yu burst into tears.

"Actually... I'm actually wearing two XZs, but they still look so ordinary!"

"As an adult woman who has finished her growth period, what face do I have in this world?"

"Uuuuuuuuuah, so embarrassing~"

There's something wrong with Kagura too.

He was hunched over and had completely lost his previous energy.

As they talked, the non-mainstream trio ran away like crazy.

[Why are everyone so sad all of a sudden? Is your mind confused by the wind? 】

[Tobi Kusanagi is heavily in debt, Iori Yagami has a high hairline, and Princess Taihei is little Kagura. I will smile first in respect! 】

[It’s not even twelve o’clock yet, why are you starting to use the Internet? 】

[Why is the anchor not talking? ? ? 】

[Look, the anchor’s expression is so strange, it looks like ‘๑乛◡乛๑’. 】

"Sometimes when I think about it, God is really unfair."

"Just make me tall and handsome, but also make me smart and witty!"

"Not only do I possess all three qualities: rich, handsome, but I am also top-notch in singing, playing, cooking, and craftsmanship!"

"Why do you want me to be so perfect?"

"What's beautiful in the forest will be destroyed by the wind. It's too easy for such a flawless handsome man to be hurt by the jealousy of others!"

"I'm really tired with so many haloes!"

"You know how sad and regretful I am?"

Ye Xing inserted his fingers into his hair and scratched it randomly, as if he was distressed and melancholy because of being too perfect.

[Knock it on, listen, is this human language? 】

[Damn~ I feel like I’m going to give you a punch! 】

[Don’t you think there’s too much halo? Give it to me, let me share the pain for you! 】

[The anchor’s behavior is like Yao Ming saying he is short in front of Song Xiaobao, or Ronaldo saying he is poor at playing football in front of the national football team. It’s so bad! 】

"wrong!"

"What's wrong with me?!"

After shaking his body, Ye Xingru woke up from a dream.

He regained his Alzheimer's expression.

A drop of cold sweat slipped from the forehead...