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What are the true identities of the Four Heavenly Kings?

Ye Xing didn't know either, he was just trying to pass it off.

But Zen Master Yixiu understood. He did not answer Yeji Hongyan directly, but said to himself: "There are three questions that have troubled me for hundreds of years and hindered my path to becoming a Buddha. The so-called authorities are confused and the beholder can see clearly. If you can Fill in the perfect answers to my troubles, and I can accomplish anything for you. If not, just stay here and be a lampstand."

Yeji Hongyan snorted coldly: "You think too highly of yourself."

Zen Master Yixiu stretched out his mossy tongue and licked his lips: "You are as weak as an ant now. It is not difficult to keep you."

Yeji Hongyan did not answer. Zen Master Yixiu clasped the dead skin on his face with his hands and continued: "The first confusion is that in my life, I have practiced Hinayana Buddhism in the first half of my life and Mahayana Buddhism in the second half of my life, but I have not been able to resolve them. To achieve Buddhahood, is it my problem or is there something wrong with Buddhism, which one should I practice?"

Ye Ji Hongyan thought for a while and replied: "If you want to save others, you must save yourself first. Only after you reach a certain level can you be qualified and able to help others. As for what kind of Buddhist teachings you practice, it doesn't matter."

"This is very important!" Zen Master Yixiu interrupted her and said with his eyes widened: "One is east and the other is west. I can only walk on one road to the end. Running back and forth on both sides ultimately accomplishes nothing."

Yeji Hongyan glanced at him lightly: "There is no fixed answer to your question."

Zen Master Yixiu rubbed the dead skin he picked out into powder and said with a strange smile: "Maybe there is, maybe there is not."

The atmosphere became tense.

Zi la la la~

Ye Xing turned his back and peed in the mineral water bottle, then fell to the ground in front of Ikkyu: "You are like this bottle. The urine inside is your thoughts and opinions. How can you listen to them if you don't pour them out first? What about other people’s thoughts and opinions?”

"You are..." Zen Master Yixiu noticed the extraordinary and handsome Ye Xing.

"The beautiful scenery in a good time is not the best. A leaf of autumn knows that the New Year is about to come. I am a good-looking person. Since you want to talk about Buddhism, I don't mind chatting with you."

Ye Xing took a step forward and gave Ye Ji Hongyan a reassuring look.

"With all due respect, in my opinion, no matter how big or small the Dharma is, whether it is addition, subtraction, multiplication or division, they are all false and artificially imagined."

"Whether you are cultivating Buddhism, Taoism, immortality, or your hair, what you cultivate is nothing more than one mind."

"To make an inappropriate metaphor, Hinayana Buddhism is like one's own partner, and Mahayana Buddhism is like someone else's partner. Some people like to play with their partner, some people like to play with other people's partners, and some people like to be together. Play."

"The key is to look at your heart. If your heart is single-minded, you can guard yourself. If your heart is chaotic, even if you are watched every day, it will not prevent you from going outside to collect nectar."

"Similarly, when you want to save yourself, just take care of yourself, eat fast and recite Buddha's name. In short, do whatever you think is best."

"When you want to save people, go down the mountain to eliminate demons and demons, give some tutoring lessons to the children, and pour some chicken soup for the adults to make them believe that tomorrow will be better."

"The Hinayana Buddhism says that there is only one Buddha in the world, called Sakyamuni. The Mahayana Buddhism teaches that there are many Buddhas in the world, and all of them are right and wrong."

"It's not that you can only become a Buddha by practicing Buddhism. Hongyan is willing to sacrifice herself to save mankind. Isn't this a Buddha?"

"A friend of mine spent 500 yuan to give warmth to a woman who lost her footing. Isn't this a Buddha?"

"Tiga turned into a light to defeat evil. Isn't this a Buddha?"

“It doesn’t matter what kind of Buddha you practice, what matters is the kind of person you want to be!”

“Everyone is not a Buddha, but everyone can become a Buddha!!!”

Ye Xing's voice got louder and louder, and he clasped his hands together.

He turned on the lighting effects on his phone and his body shone.

The Sanskrit version of the "Great Compassion Mantra" rang out in the live broadcast room.

[Holy shit, the anchor instantly became a Buddha (funny). 】

[Serious nonsense. 】

[When I have an excuse for cheating in the future, I will just say that I am practicing Buddhism (insidious). 】

[Q: I heard that your wife is getting her hair done? Answer: She recently changed to Buddhism (why her hair turned green). 】

.........

"It's a good saying, 'Everyone is not a Buddha, but everyone can become a Buddha.' Mr. Ye's state of mind is admirable. It's me who is obsessed with it. It's me who is obsessed with it."

Zen Master Ikkyu's waist seemed to be straighter, the skin on his face seemed less stretched than before, and his whole person had a little more energy and vitality.

Yeji Hongyan felt a little confused and asked doubtfully: "Who is the woman who lost her footing and Diga?"

Ye Xing said seriously: "Women who have lost their legs refer to disabled people who have lost their legs and cannot work in the fields. They can only work in bed. As for Diga, that is a kind of belief."

Believing it to be true, Ye Ji Hongyan nodded in understanding.

The first confusion was over, and then Zen Master Yixiu asked the second confusion:

"As a monk, the four elements are empty. The Tao, the sky, the earth are empty, and people are empty. The eyes are confused by the five colors, the mouth is refreshed by the five tastes, the ears are drunk by the five sounds, the seven emotions and six desires are confused, and all kinds of troubles arise, none of which is satisfied. In the end, only the word 'bitter' is left. I only see the word 'death' and the word 'empty'. Since everything is empty, why do people come?"

This question is disgusting.

To put it bluntly, it means ‘people are going to die anyway, so why live’.

Yeji Hongyan thought for a while and said naturally: "In life, you experience birth, old age, illness and death, ups and downs, joys and sorrows, and finding your own value and pursuit in it is a meaning in itself."

"No matter what kind of meaning it is, it will be empty in the end. Just like you, Miko-sama, what can you do if you eliminate all the demons? No matter it is human beings or other living beings, they cannot escape the word 'empty' in the end." Zen Master Ikkyu shook his head. Shaking his head, he disagreed with her view: "Your so-called values ​​and pursuits are actually meaningless."

Ye Xing raised his eyebrows and said, "Master, what do you think is meaningful?"

Zen Master Yixiu shook his head: "I used to think that becoming a Buddha was meaningful, but now I think nothing is meaningful. The mind, the Buddha, and all living beings are all empty to me."

"Really? I don't think so." Ye Xing bared his teeth at Ye Ji Hongyan and said, "I'm going to show this old bald donkey something, and it might not be suitable for you..."

Before she could finish her words, Ye Ji Hongyan turned around.

Ye Xing took out another spare mobile phone.

Zen Master Ikkyu, who had never seen a mobile phone before, asked, "What is this?"

Ye Xing chuckled: "You'll know soon."

Then he opened Xunlei and selected a positive energy video that he had downloaded before.

Click play.

The words FBI WARINING appeared on the phone screen.

Immediately, a burst of dynamic music sounded from the loudspeaker: thump thump thump thump~dong dong dong dong dong~dong dong rumble dong dong dong~

As soon as the music started playing, Ye Xing realized that the Bluetooth headset had not been connected yet, so he hurriedly connected it again and put the headset into Zen Master Yixiu's ears.

【Tokyo Hot! Definitely the Tokyo Hot opening song! ! ! 】

【There is something wrong with you! 】

[Son: What does FBI mean? Dad: FBI. Son: What does WARINING mean? Dad: It’s a warning. Son: What does it mean to be connected together? Dad drew out his whip: Who asked you to peek at my computer? ! 】

[Strongly requested to share! 】

[Old man, let me borrow Yibu to talk! 】

Netizens who usually look like deaf people have very sharp ears this time.

Ye Xing pretended not to see it and fast-forwarded the video that was playing.

"Ah, this, this, this, this, this, this...Pfft!!!"

Zen Master Ikkyu, who had a serious expression on his face, suddenly bulged his eyes, and nosebleeds came out continuously like a junior high school student's first pee in the morning.

The body fell backwards, with all four feet in the air.

"Since everything is empty, let me ask you, Master, why did you get up?"

Ye Xing put the phone back and took a look at it.

"Mrs. Mrs. Mrs.... so evil!"

Zen Master Yixiu quickly covered his important position and recited the meditation mantra.

"In this world, except for the empty wallets of elementary school students who rub off on others, nothing is absolutely empty. Even the air is composed of nitrogen, oxygen, rare gases, carbon dioxide and various other substances."

"Human beings are born as containers. What they have to do in this life is to keep emptying and filling, dumping all negative energy such as desire, prejudice, complaining, greed, etc., and filling it with justice, kindness, health, friendship and other positive energies. energy."

"This is the meaning of human existence!!!" Ye Xing pointed at him condescendingly: "The second puzzle has been solved. If there are any other bullshit questions, let's get straight to the point. Don't delay me watching the Barcelona vs. Juventus game tonight, okay? "

Zen Master Yixiu wiped away the nosebleed: "The last question is, is there other life outside the sky? If so, how can you prove it? If not, how can you prove it?"

"This question is too simple."

Ye Xing turned on the projection function of [Everywhere Mobile Phone] and played several animation video clips: "This is the M78 Nebula. There are nearly 60 million planets in it, including Ultraman's hometown—— The Kingdom of Light. And that is Planet Vegeta, where Saiyans live..."