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Wen Zhongwu pulled out a paper fan and shook it gently: "Wen first, then martial. Wen has two games. In the first game, let's play Feihua Ling."

Fei Hua Ling is an ancient literati game. It is elegant and coquettish, and people without a foundation in poetry simply cannot hold it.

The rules are also very simple, any poem can be used.

First choose a word that wants to fly, and then say a poem with this word.

The poems that are written should be consistent with the rhythm of the poems that are recited by the poet.

The time to answer is limited to three seconds. If you do not answer within three seconds, you will lose.

Wen Zhongwu seemed confident: "Don't say I bully you, you choose the words, you speak first."

"Then let's use 'flower' as a guide." Ye Xing is not a rich man, but he has a mobile phone and netizens. He is afraid of this. Before the start of the war, he specially told the friends in the live broadcast room: "Everyone, please help me." , brush up the verses with flowers."

[Little KS, don’t worry and leave it to us, let’s get together! 】

【Still~all the flowers bloom~distant~clear love~】

[The plain embryo outlines the blue and white brush strokes, which are thicker and lighter~]

【Why should you be serious in this colorful world~】

[After spending so much money, I still haven’t found a girlfriend~]

【Flowers fade, flowers bloom, flowers bloom~】

Damn it, this class of water friends can’t handle it, they’re all talking nonsense?

On the contrary, it affects Ye Xing's performance.

He simply relied on himself and was the first to speak: "The flowers are falling and flying all over the sky."

Wen Zhongwu continued: "After my flowers bloom, hundreds of flowers will be killed."

Ye Xing: "The flowers float and the water flows."

Wen Zhongwu: "When the sun rises, the flowers on the river are as red as the fire."

.......

The two of them exchanged hundreds of moves.

Since there was only three seconds, there was no time to think.

Later, Ye Xing simply made up nonsense, saying things like 'Little Fish and Hua Wuque', 'Fried Peanuts with Wide Noodles', 'Your Father's Syphilis Wart and Flower Willow'.

Wen Zhongwu was caught off guard and felt that there would be no end to this confrontation, and the two ended in a draw.

This guy did have a lot of ink in his stomach, and Ye Xing couldn't help but become serious.

After reciting the poem, the second game is a pair.

Pair seems simple, but it is more difficult than ordinary flying flowers.

The number of words must be equal, the content must be relevant, and the structure must be proportional, and it must be presented in the form of PK, which is full of gunpowder.

Wen Zhongwu said directly: "Mountains, mountains and rivers, men and women go out in pairs, but dogs are not worthy."

He pointed out as he spoke, calling Ye Xing a dog and unworthy of a witch.

Ye Xing retorted: "You poop and pee, old and young, you know nothing, you have to kneel down when you see me."

Wen Zhongwu's face turned green and he raised his voice: "A bear's heart is as bold as a leopard's. How dare a little mouse climb a tree?"

Ye Xing put his hands on his waist: "You're so cool, but you're too stubborn, Big Ugly Arms!"

Wen Zhongwu clenched his fists: "You are so arrogant, but you can only act recklessly. You will accept me as your father and teach you how to cook."

Ye Xing shook his head and smiled: "Two salted duck eggs, I will turn into Ultraman and slap you at any time regardless of the occasion!"

Wen Zhongwu said angrily: "You have no talent, no virtue, no speech, no intention, and you make trouble out of nothing."

Ye Xing squinted and said, "I have gold, good looks, a good head, a good face, and good education."

Wen Zhongwu clapped his chest and said, "I think back then, heroes and a group of friends could kill your entire family."

Ye Xing raised his middle finger and said: "Nowadays, if you are a idiot and all your friends are dead, it will be hard for you to pretend to be cool."

In the article, Wu's face turned from blue to purple: "One is vulgar, two is mediocrity, and three is unfilial. I don't know the Four Books and Five Classics and I don't recognize my relatives. I am a disgrace, and I am dead and without life!"

Ye Xing reacted quickly and said: "Ten generations, nine unique women with eight chickens, seven walnuts, six pieces and five elements short of gold, four meals, three hungers and a hermaphrodite, a first-class idiot!"

Wen Zhongwu covered his chest and gritted his teeth and said: "Monkeys, big or small, are all called old."

Ye Xing yawned and said casually: "Anyway, father is more inferior than son."

Wen Zhongwu pointed to the sky: "I am the general, you are just an elephant."

Ye Xing showed a lewd smile: "I have a bed down here just to keep you cool."

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!”

Wen Zhongwu finally couldn't bear it any longer. He was so angry that smoke erupted from his orifices and blood spurted out like pillars, dyeing the entire pond red.

"Haha, my little brother is not talented, so accept it."

Ye Xing is far away. Who knows if he has AIDS or something?

[Hahahaha, Ye Shen is awesome, so capable! 】

[I laughed my head off. A gangster has culture and no one can stop him. 】

[I’m afraid even the king of kings and intestinal piercing can’t deal with you! 】

[Is seven walnuts only six yuan? Why did the six walnuts I bought cost seven yuan? 】

[Look carefully, maybe you bought six nuclear bombs? 】

[I learned it, I learned it~]

[People in ancient times were so pitiful, they couldn’t even say shit~]

[Why can he spray so much blood? ? ? 】

.........

One draw and one win, Ye Xing won the game.

There are two more martial arts matches.

The first competition was about traditional kung fu, also known as tricks.

This kind of competition does not involve internal strength or anything, it is purely to see who has a better understanding of martial arts.

Wen Zhongwu summoned two corpse soldiers, one yellow and one white, and they performed the drill on their behalf.

Wen Zhongwu shouted angrily: "Step forward and hang the cleaver."

The yellow corpse soldier he controlled took a step forward and used his hand as a knife to chop off the other corpse soldier's head.

Ye Xing: "Slide and shovel to catch the chicken!"

Following Ye Xing's instructions, the white corpse soldier slid to the opponent's crotch with a tackle to capture his vitals.

Wen Zhongwu used another move called Qianjin Fall, and Ye Xing directly used his big move "Tian Di Tong Shou", one life was exchanged for another.

"How can anyone play with your style?" Wen Zhongwu shook his sleeves dissatisfied, "This game is considered a draw."

Ye Xing deliberately tied the game, otherwise B would have to make hundreds of moves. Who has the time to waste time with him?

The last round is a drinking contest.

Wen Zhongwu brewed some extremely concentrated liquor and was bound to win the game.

"This guy is very cruel. He chooses the things he is better at. He must have a good drinking capacity."

Ye Xing suddenly remembered the acid and bird he shot before.

Eating its meat can make people temporarily not drunk.

Thinking of this, he took out the casserole and simmered the acid in advance.

Then he used the excuse of shitting to delay the time, and waited until the broth was ready and poured it into his stomach before competing with him.

It is normal to eat something to fill your stomach before drinking. Wen Zhongwu was not overly suspicious.

Being interested in fun, he ordered a thousand glasses of liquor to be placed on a huge rock, and named the competition "One Thousand Glasses of Not Drunk".

There are two taels of white wine in each cup, and each person shares five hundred cups, which is fifty catties.

What is this concept?

If a normal person can drink half a catty, it is considered good, but if a normal person can drink one catty, it is considered awesome.

Fifty pounds of water can bloat a person to death.

And fifty pounds of wine can take people directly to the underworld!

Not only do you have to drink it, but you can't spill it either. If you spill a drop, you lose.

Whoever drinks it first wins.

"How can we relieve our worries? Du Kang is the only one." Wen Zhongwu raised his glass, drank it down, and sighed afterward.

"Suck yo yo yo yo~" On Ye Xing's side, in order to save time, he didn't bother to raise the glass. He just lowered his head and bent over, using the original energy to create suction in his mouth, absorbing the wine in the cup from the air, and drank while running.

[Wori, isn’t this too fast? 】

【Tiancanzui? Dragon absorbs water? 】

[The young man is very good at talking. Can you help your sister with cupping? 】

Netizens were shocked.

"Is this kid still a human being?" Wen Zhongwu sighed and put down the glass of wine. He just wanted to find someone, a living person to drink with him. However, the other person only had victory or defeat in his mind. From this point of view, he had already lost. .

Ye Xing drank 500 glasses of white wine in one go, his abdominal muscles were 99% normal, and his belly was as swollen as a rubber ball.

Finally won.

"Perhaps Yeji will be happier with someone like you."

During the competition, Wen Zhongwu noticed that Ye Ji Hongyan's eyes always stayed on Ye Xing. He knew that he had no hope and completely let go of his obsession.

Yeji Hongyan successfully collected the remaining soul of Sarutobi Sasuke.

Most of the helpers have been found.

Time waits for nothing, the next trip will be very tight.

Coupled with the location being exposed, the big demons' subordinates may have already arrived.

The prison world is about to collapse.

The final battle is not far away......