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What an ugly thing!

Ye Xing turned around and saw a creature that was so ugly that it made people cringe.

It was about the size of a full-grown goat.

His face was covered with wrinkles, his body was covered with hideous tumors, and abscesses could be seen everywhere on his wrinkled skin, dripping with thick beige water... It was really disgusting!

[Damn, I vomited (vomited)! 】

[While I was eating, I received a critical hit! 】

[The color is very similar to rice wine, I really want to take a sip~]

[The person upstairs is a ruthless person. 】

[Is this cancer all over the body? 】

【Scare the baby to death~】

After seeing its appearance, netizens expressed that they couldn't stand it and couldn't help but complain.

"This is a mysterious creature that has been recorded in Indian history books and is called the Tear Demon."

"The Tear Demon is destined to be a tragic creature. It seems to be born this way and needs to endure ugliness and pain."

"There is another version. The Tear Demon turned out to be a human being. He was cursed and mutated into this ghostly form."

"Anyway, it's definitely not human now, even though it can speak human language."

"For its own reasons, it hates those happy people very much. If it encounters them, it will find ways to harm them."

"It has a very scary and perverted ability, which is to make the designated target grow the same tumor. Although there is no real harm, it will affect the appearance too much."

"Just think about it, if Rukawa Kaede turns into Kawakawa Kaede, will Haruko Akagi still be obsessed with him?"

Ye Xing felt a little nervous. If the Tear Demon really threw a tumor at him, who wouldn't be confused?

"Brother, don't be excited. I'm not happy. I'm not happy at all. I'm sad, painful and melancholy."

Feeling the hostility of the Tear Demon, Ye Xing hurriedly stated his position.

"Compared to me, you are so beautiful, how sad can you be? How painful? How melancholy?" The Tear Demon was very jealous of Ye Xing's beauty, and his voice became increasingly fierce.

"Brother Meng, please help me quickly and tell me what you think is the most painful, sad and melancholy thing."

"You cannot use force to deal with the tear demon, you have to influence it."

Ye Xing asked netizens for help.

[The saddest thing in life is skipping class and jumping over the school wall. After jumping, I raised my head and saw the principal pooping behind the wall for the first time...]

[The most painful thing in life is going to work, going to work every day, working overtime every day, being disciplined by the boss for working overtime, and not being paid overtime pay after being disciplined, and the company went bankrupt when the wages were paid...]

[The most melancholy thing in life is that a friend recommended a young lady. When I went over to see it, it turned out to be the wife I married home with a gift of 300,000 yuan...]

"I wonder, what are you talking about?"

Netizens are unreliable. Seeing the tear demon pressing closer and closer, Ye Xing can only rely on himself.

Ye Xing twitched his nose: "Yes, yes, my appearance is indeed impeccable, but so what? People will only like me because of my appearance, but no one will care about my inner beauty. One day when I am old Time is gone, and those who love me will leave. What could be more tragic than this?"

"I finally found someone who loved me, but he died for me. I think I may never love again in this life."

"Look, this is my son. He was cursed by a demon and has now turned into a dog. My dear, dad, I'm sorry for you."

Yinbao:? ? ?

"My son likes to eat gold, but I am poor and can't afford it, so I can only get here in the stupidest way."

"My hair was shiny black before I left, but now it's white."

"I came all the way to this island just to give it a full meal."

"When it's full, we, father and son, can go on the road together."

"What a big boy, are you full?"

Ye Xing touched Yinbao's head.

Yinbao nodded.

Ye Xing then took out a knife and slashed Yinbao's throat. Its silver hair was dyed red and it stumbled to the ground.

"Son, I'm sorry, dad doesn't want you to suffer in this world."

"Don't worry, daddy will come find you soon."

After saying that, Ye Xing stabbed himself with a knife and fell into a pool of blood.

The Tear Demon was shocked that such a beautiful man could live in such pain. Compared with him, his own sadness was nothing.

Looking at the two corpses in front of him, the Tears Demon's tears kept falling.

In the end, I cried so much that my whole body turned into a pool of tears and evaporated in the sun.

"The acting is pretty good."

Ye Xing opened his eyes and climbed up from the ground, dusting himself off.

The so-called blood is naturally diluted ketchup. The Tear Demon has poor eyesight and sense of smell, and has a simple personality, making it easy to trick it.

Yinbao shook his body like a dog and flexed his paws.

Leafstar knew it wanted to talk, so he placed the tablet in front of it.

It had two lines written on it.

First sentence: I am not a dog, but you are not a human being.

Second sentence: If you marry my mother, I am willing to accept the thief as your father.

"Did you secretly attend nine years of compulsory education? How do you know so much?"

Yinbao's IQ and understanding ability far exceed those of ordinary creatures. Ye Xing considers whether to send it to school, and maybe get admitted to a key university.

[Are you two performing Huangmei Opera here? 】

[I almost believed it. 】

[Tear Demon: Labor and management have never been so speechless in their lives. 】

[Today I finally saw what a white lie is~]

[I learned it, I learned it~]

【The hole is useless, the hole is useless~】

【The bird is broken, the bird is broken~】

【I went, I went~】

[The building is crooked, the building is crooked...]