Global Cards: I Create Oriental Mythical Card Groups
Chapter 100 [Red and White Makeup Zhu Yingtai] Miss Swearing
Chapter 100 [Red and white makeup·Zhu Yingtai], the eldest lady talks dirty
"Ma Wencai?"
Ji Nian looked at the face of the ghost across from him with solemn expression.
Since Yingtai is adapting special materials and requires "immersive performance", in order to enhance the sense of immersion, he replaced every character in the drama of "Butterfly Lovers" with the face of a familiar person.
For example, Member Zhu is Su Wen, Mrs. Zhu is Wang Fang, the teacher in charge of female students in the training team, and the gentleman from the academy is Xie Wenyuan, who has a goatee.
As for the tragic male lead Ma Wencai in the story...
Are there any other options?
Looking at the extremely familiar face across from him, Ji Nian couldn't help but smacked his lips, not being afraid at all.
When he raised his head, he saw that Ma Wencai's head was tilted, lying on his shoulder, and the corners of his mouth were grinning into a very exaggerated arc.
There was air leaking from his throat, and his voice was as sharp as a knife cutting glass, but the two words he spat out were extremely clear.
"Yingtai... Yingtai... Yingtai..."
It swayed and dragged its steps, dragging an ancient long sword to the ground. As it moved, it cut open the red cloth spread on the ground.
"Yingtai!"
"Ma Wencai" suddenly let out a roar, his expression became more ferocious, and his long sword moved from bottom to top, almost blowing up a cold wind.
However, Brother Zongzi stepped forward at this moment, raised his palm as big as a cattail leaf fan, and slapped the ferocious and twisted face hard.
The blow made his whole head spin around his neck, and the groom's hat also fell to the ground.
"Yingtai..."
Seeing that Ma Wencai's mouth was full of leaks and he was still babbling, Brother Zongzi slapped him again.
"Yingtai!"
It shouted loudly, and the slaps that followed were even louder.
"Yingtai..."
This time the answer was not a slap, but a big foot of more than 40 yards.
This kick came with a fierce force, carrying a strong corpse aura, and kicked it directly in the chest.
After kicking, Brother Zongzi didn't forget to look back at the calendar and raised his eyebrows with unclear meaning.
His face is obviously expressionless and cold, but it just makes people feel...this zombie is so mean.
On the other side, Ma Wencai stumbled and finally used his long sword to steady himself.
Brother Zongzi jumped up and thrust forward with both arms, causing a fishy wind and a strong evil spirit.
At this moment, Ma Wencai fell backward in a very strange posture, dodged to avoid the attack, then dragged his sword and rushed straight to the direction of Ji Nian to launch a collision.
Seeing this, Ba Ye crossed his arms and kicked him down.
Ma Wencai roared and got up again, but was stabbed in the shoulder by the mourning stick in Master Qi's palm, and half of his body was instantly turned into ashes.
But in less than half a second, those red and gray impurities fell back onto its body, and it returned to its original state in just a few seconds.
Seeing this, Ji Nian decisively took out his mobile phone from his pocket and wanted to take a picture of the face that was exactly the same as Bai Ziliang's.
But after waiting for a long time, the screen was still dark.
At this moment, Yingtai's summoning card began to tremble crazily in the sea of consciousness.
Ji Nian saw this and summoned him decisively.
This is the first time that the four Kalings have gathered together. Before this, Brother Zongzi slept in the coffin.
It's rare to be diligent today.
But this extra mental energy consumption makes it a bit difficult to keep track of time.
"Yingtai, whatever you want to do, do it quickly. Time is limited."
After roughly understanding the meaning of the calendar, Yingtai nodded slightly.
Looking at Ma Wencai who was locked firmly on the ground by Brother Zongzi, his eyes flashed slightly, and he immediately picked up the camera hanging in front of him and skillfully took a picture of that embarrassed face.
The photo was quickly drawn out of the machine, showing an effect similar to a 3D flash card.
Viewed from different angles, the images reflected are also different.
One second he was the weird ancient version of Bai Ziliang, and the next second he turned into the paper man groom whose neck was pierced by Master Qi with a chain.
Seeing this, the calendar suddenly became clear.
No wonder the other party was talking like he was talking. It turns out that this is the problem.
"The main body is a paper man, so he should be afraid of fire, right?"
Ji Nianxin said as she took out the lighter she gave her in change from the shopping mall from the bag she carried with her, and lit it on Ma Wencai's hair.
But after trying it for a long time, except for "scaring" the other party and shouting at the top of their lungs, it didn't work at all.
At this moment, Yingtai tugged on his sleeve.
Looking into those eyes as clear as water and lifeless, Ji Nian instantly guessed what she was thinking.
So a ray of spiritual power was separated and fell on the characteristic called "What is true".
I saw a scarlet arc shaped like a long river falling straight down from the horizon. In the blink of an eye, it turned into a scarlet wedding dress, wrapping that thin and thin body.
At this moment, a black wave visible to the naked eye fell on Yingtai's shoulder.
The suppression from the Yin Qi field made that pretty face become paler.
"Yingtai... Yingtai..."
Listening to the call of "Ma Wencai", she slowly raised her head.
His eyes gradually turned from complicated to sharp, and finally returned to that lifeless look, with his slender white hands pointing directly in the direction of the other person.
In an instant, blood flowed out of thin air, wrapped around her fingers, condensed into arrows, and was instantly activated!
Under the gaze of Chronicle, the blood arrow pierced the wound on the neck of the paper man, destroying its "vital life" like a torrent.
With a "snap" sound, the not-so-tall body fell to the ground, slowly turning into a dilapidated paper man, with all his spirituality lost.
Yingtai had no expression on his face, turned his head, raised his finger, and fired another bloody arrow at the main room where the door was closed.
But before the blood arrow could break through the door, a scarlet figure rushed out and nimbly dodged the swift and violent blow.
Ji Nian took a quick look and saw that his appearance was very similar to Yingtai's, except that his face was covered with cracks like broken porcelain, and his eyes were full of malice.
And as it flew in the air, the red silk all over the courtyard began to shake, making a hissing sound similar to a snake spitting out a message.
The next moment, all the doors in the courtyard swayed, and paper figures emerged from them.
In a trance, he took on the appearance of an acquaintance from many years ago, with his head lowered and his face expressionless as he kept approaching.
Before Masters Seven and Eight could take action, Brother Zongzi picked up the lamppost from the ground and pulled it out in an unorganized manner to prevent the paper-man army from approaching.
It looks particularly attentive today.
We really worked hard for the coffin.
At that moment, Ji Nian really wanted to change the other person's coffin to a better one right away.
But when he thought that if he did this, he would no longer be able to see the other person being so diligent, he was ready to give it a try.
Anyway, there are dozens of canopy beds in the funeral home, so there is no need to worry about not being able to keep up with the "nutrition".
"Bullying the ignorant old rice dumpling, I am really bad."
Ji Nian couldn't help but think, but suddenly shuddered.
He raised his head and saw the ghost girl in wedding dress looking at him with a smile, raising her eyebrows and giving her a flirtatious look.
Seeing this scene, the spirit body was exhausted. He didn't want to continue taking action, so he planned to concentrate on watching the performance of the Seventh Master, Eighth Master and Zongzi Brother. He couldn't wait any longer. Looking at the face that was somewhat similar to his own, his red lips smiled slightly.
move.
Kaling was silent, but looking at the shape of her mouth...it seemed like she was saying something that shouldn't come out of the mouth of a lady like her.
Quite dirty.
There will be another chapter later. I had something to do during the day and came back late. I don’t have time to update. I’m sorry everyone.
I'll have a blast tomorrow, New Year's Day.
I wish everyone good health, all the best, and a good 2023.
(End of chapter)
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