Global Cards: I Create Oriental Mythical Card Groups

Chapter 216 One Person Plays Two Corners in Women's Clothes

Chapter 216 One person plays two roles, the rice dumpling brother dressed as a woman, the chronicle version of Ma Wencai (two in one)

"call……"

There was a deep and oppressive dark blue sky above my head, and the cold wind blew in my ears.

Goldman Sachs walked on the spacious but extremely winding mountain road under the protection of two Kalings.

After walking for a long time, I still didn't see the end.

Although walking in the mountains is also a kind of enjoyment with the increase of blood energy, the world is filled with the spirit-stealing invasion and the bone-gnawing evil spirit. If you stay here for too long, it is easy to get the root of the disease.

Indeed, right now it is just a competition for high school students, "Friendship comes first."

But in essence, cards are still a "killing weapon".

In a duel with killer weapons, even if both sides are prepared to hold back at critical moments, it is normal for them to have a few wounds on their bodies.

"How can a card master be so squeamish? In the extraordinary world, if there is any injury that cannot be cured, I will beat him to death."

In fact, with Brother Zongzi's current "cultivation", his body is no longer as stiff as before, and he can even barely complete a set of "Dancing Youth".

"call."

"This is all done by dog ​​Ji Nian... This is all done by dog ​​Ji Nian..."

The bald old man behind him sneered, curled up, jumped up high, held a blood-stained bone nail more than a foot in his hand, and drove it straight towards the top of "Zhu's father"'s head.

"Isn't it just playing two roles? It's a joke."

Sure enough, in the next moment, the proud groom got off the paper horse, his arms were lowered and his legs were motionless.

"I don't care about you."

"Wonderful son-in-law, who dares to bully you?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a heavy figure wearing a dark blue robe walked out of the shadows.

He has already figured out that this piece of shit remnant soul was sent by Ji Nian to cause trouble for him.

The speed is 300 miles, and the mood is free.

"Liang Shanbo" seemed to have noticed something was wrong at this time, and could not help but lower his head silently, looking at Goldman Sachs quietly with only his dark eyes.

Goldman Sachs turned around and roared, raised his hand and pulled out a blue weapon equipment card, holding it in his hand.

But as the saying goes, extreme joy brings sorrow.

"The six deeds are completed, the seven essences are gathered together, the eight notes are combined, the song is nine quiet, ten shortcomings and ten regrets are in the Huangquan Valley."

The motorcycle gradually stalled, and the coldness came again.

At first glance, the "appearance" of Lao Zongzi at this moment is two extremes.

Adding a mountain ghost will make you feel more at ease.

Goldman faintly realized that something was wrong, put on his helmet, raised his hand, and summoned the [Hover Motorcycle], the Zhenyuan Army's standard vehicle.

"You really want to die?!"

"These days, no one believes you when you tell the truth."

Brother Zongzi stretched out a large, green and generous hand with sharp nails and held the card stiffly.

There is quite a sense of oppression from feudal patriarchs.

Yingtai, who was also wearing a pale face and a red wedding dress, heard the words and Tingting walked up to him, helped him arrange his clothes, then turned around and leaned into the wedding sedan.

After seeing the ancient and elegant face clearly, he couldn't help but frown, and his face showed a smile with only his lower teeth exposed.

"It seems that Liang Shanbo has found someone."

Two pale and thin hands were folded, revealing ten smooth nails, blood red and sharp.

The instant burst was so fast that it was almost as fast as Yingtai under normal circumstances.

But after all, Goldman Sachs is not an easy character to deal with, and it may be difficult to deal with Daiyu alone.

"A good piece of nanmu, carved with a paper saddle, can keep the house safe for the newlyweds."

But when he couldn't help but want to take action, the red-robed groom leaned back and fell back.

Upon closer inspection, the pattern of the sea of ​​flowers on his clothes was actually made of a layer of "worm maggots", and the string of beads tied on his hand was also made of some kind of dark red sticky glue that covered the burnt yellow human teeth.

"First take down the little thief who doesn't know the difference between right and wrong and insults my virtuous son-in-law."

"..."

The valley echoed with weird and creepy laughter.

Unexpectedly, the groom only "walked" forward a few steps, and then stopped moving. Instead, he stood not far away and laughed and laughed, which made him feel irritable.

This weird laughter makes people feel a little sick.

"Do dead things like zombies also have conditioned reflexes?"

Just as he was about to turn around and leave, he saw a head hanging in the air, just shy of landing on his shoulder, and his heart skipped a beat.

Seeing this, Ji Nian decisively took out an ancient copper bell from the sea of ​​​​consciousness, swung it casually, and made a light sound.

But this is the first time I have seen such a sense of horror brought about by such a strong contrast.

Zombies are undead monsters that have great suppressive power against living units.

"It's no wonder that you have to suffer from cramps and bones, and you are in a dilemma between life and death."

But Brother Zongzi was not as bulky as he looked. He only used his feet to move backwards and avoided the blow.

"call……"

Ji Nian said, turning to look at Brother Zongzi who was sniffing at the side.

Normally, the role of "Mother Zhu" should be played by a female Kaling.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a natural enemy of humans.

Still believable.

He has the same virtue as himself.

The strong visual impact made Goldman Sachs wonder whether this monster, which was two meters tall and had a strong body and broad shoulders, weighed in tons.

The bald old man with triangular eyes who was only about 1.34 meters tall smiled sinisterly, flicked his sleeves, jumped slightly, and landed on the back seat.

Under high tension, I felt that the wind between heaven and earth gradually stopped, the flag did not waver, the fog became thick, and the clouds did not move.

Goldman Sachs sneered and drove the hoverbike straight to the top of the mountain. During the process, he glanced in the rearview mirror and saw the groom sitting on the paper horse, looking at his back with a smile.

Coupled with the complicated blue and black clothes, the whole body exudes a strange and sinister atmosphere.

As he said that, he patted Brother Zongzi on the shoulder.

Gao Shangxin said, kicked his feet fiercely, turned the accelerator and sped out.

Goldman Sachs tried to exhale the frustration in his chest.

With his blood boiling, he couldn't help but turn around and curse: "Come after me!" and then laughed wildly.

Old Zongzi was currently immersed in the fantasy of delicious food, almost salivating, and did not even hear the instructions of his card master.

He fell into silence.

"Slender fruit picks are placed, candles dripping with blood are lit, heads are tilted and the breath is lost in empty worship, the red coffin has bones that have been withered for a hundred years..."

"Hehehe."

"Come on, I always think you are the most promising in our family."

This little gadget bought from the two-yuan store is his "dinner bell".

Goldman Sachs felt the wind was blowing, and its face was like a knife.

The space between heaven and earth is as black and blue as the deep sea, and fear sweeps across like a tidal wave.

Ji Nian sighed helplessly when he saw this, but the moment he turned around, he quickly adjusted his mood.

From beginning to end, there was a pale and terrifying sinister smile on his face.

When the last line was sung, the singing stopped and there was no sound for a long time.

Plop! Plop!!

"Canglang."

Turning his head and glancing at the sand table, he saw a man and two kalings circling back and forth on a winding road, and he couldn't help but reveal a sinister smile.

I hope the end point is the podium, sprint with all my strength, and my dream is in Qingshan.

Then pull the collar to reveal the marks on the neck, and you are ready.

"Okay, stop talking."

After he left for a while, the Red Devil team got up and started moving.

Unexpectedly, the next second, the head turned 180 degrees with a click in a posture that humans could not achieve, and showed him a terrifying smile.

But Goldman Sachs couldn't laugh at all. He only felt a basin of cold water falling on his head, and the chill went from the top of his head to the soles of his feet, instantly suppressing the boiling blood.

Ji Nian couldn't help but reveal a slightly apologetic smile.

"Let's get started."

This was the only thought in his mind.

Goldman Sachs put his hand on the handle of the knife, his heart trembling.

His voice was hoarse, like a wolf or a jackal, and was sinister and treacherous, which was extremely incompatible with that burly body.

Ma Wencai, dressed in a bright red wedding dress, rode a paper horse with a white background and walked out with his chest puffed out and his face covered in makeup, filled with pride.

"The person is dead, but the evil spirit is not dead. You still dare to take advantage of my daughter. Today, I will let her soul fly to pieces!"

The sharp and depressing singing gradually fades away as the years go by.

The unit that is suspected of "wishing my father" is getting heavier and heavier.

As the lyrics fell, firecrackers crackled on the road the paper horse walked on.

Ji Nian said and handed the card to the old Zongzi.

"Brother Zongzi, come here too."

"When a man marries a wife, he crosses the threshold and turns three times forward and three times backward."

"Brother Zongzi, we don't have enough manpower, so I'll have to ask you to play two roles later."

Goldman Sachs said.

Not long after riding the motorcycle, Goldman Sachs suddenly felt that the scene in front of him was familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before, and he couldn't help but have some bad premonitions in his heart.

As for "blessing mother"...

Mountain Ghost is very suitable.

It's just such a sharp contrast that adds a bit of abruptness and weirdness to it.

Goldman Sachs felt slightly uncomfortable and couldn't help but move his body, while keeping the two Kalings beside him on guard.

The groom said, pointing his long, pale fingers at the motorcycle boy in the distance.

"Strong man..."

He could see the thick, black death energy lingering around his body. Although his movements were light and ghost-like, every step he took seemed to be filled with tens of thousands of kilograms of strength.

The year is indeed still the same year.

His head tilted, almost lying on his shoulders, with a smile on his face, but his eyes were extremely cold and cruel, staring straight at the remnant soul behind him.

The next moment, the old zongzi turned his head with a click like a zombie in the old Xiangjiang movie.

She would look up at him from time to time, with strange eyes and a sinister smile.

He hung big red flowers on himself, led two crooked-necked paper figures, and left first.

"The main focus of the competition is Goldman Sachs...reality."

"Okay, aren't we preparing delicious food for you? If you continue like this, I will share your food with the little golden silkworm."

This time he really didn't do anything bad, it was simply because there were not enough people around him.

It is in line with the saying: "If you are not one family, you will not enter the same family."

[Ancient copper ingots harmed the people, Lu Shen Dao]

With a movement of his hand, he took out the knife from its sheath and was ready to take action at any time.

At first glance, it seemed that there was nothing there. It wasn't until Goldman Sachs frowned and squinted his eyes and put on special glasses that he saw a head with a hat on it.

Stretch your arms forward and jump forward.

——He spends almost all his energy on card making, but he is no ordinary crotch-pull when it comes to close combat.

After using it for a long time, now whenever he hears the ringtone, this guy will turn his head reflexively.

Calculating it this way, whether Lao Zongzi wants it or not, this role must be played by him.

He didn't bother to complain about why such a high-tech thing needs to use the traditional motorcycle fire method.

Liang Shanbo shouted anxiously from behind.

Goldman Sachs said in his heart and kicked the motorcycle down again, but he didn't kick the motorcycle away for a long time.

"Could it be that the young master has taken the courage of a leopard? How dare he bully me, Ma Wencai."

There are also some "scientific issues" that I don't understand about chronology.

As if he sensed the dangerous aura not far away, the blade of Lu Chen's sword kept chirping softly.

The voice that fell on Goldman Sachs's ears gradually became clearer.

"Ma Wencai?"

"I want to fly into the sky and stand side by side with the sun. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Huh~"

Ji Nian lowered his head and looked at the skin card that had been drawn long ago:

He has kind eyebrows and kind eyes, elegantly dressed, dark red beads hanging on his wrinkled hands, and a kind smile on his face.

With the singing in my throat, I rode a paper horse and walked quietly along the mountain road.

With his right hand pressing the hilt of the sword tied with [Dream Red Gauze], he moved and sat on the colorful paper horse.

"Yingtai, marry me and you can live a good life."

In a one-on-one situation, even with better weapons and equipment, he may not be the opponent of Ji Nian, let alone the groom Kaling who is suspected of being the second male lead.

At this moment, I suddenly heard some movement behind me, and turned my head to look at the corner of the mountain road I had just passed.

When Old Zongzi heard this, he immediately nodded solemnly, with a serious face, looking more reliable than anyone else.

"Strong man, it's Ma Wencai." A very complicated expression appeared on Canhun's translucent face: "Ma Wencai is here."

Goldman Sachs' vision suddenly went dark, and he almost lost his breath.

To get a mission guide, you have to coax and deceive.

Looking at the image on the card, I couldn't help but be stunned on the spot. I slowly turned my head and looked at the unscrupulous owner with incredible eyes.

His tone was very rude, but Liang Shanbo didn't care at all, and remained as elegant and kind as ever: "Ma Wencai has a strong body, but his physical skills are neglected, so it is not difficult to deal with..."

"As long as I can win, I don't care if I'm crawling, let alone riding a motorcycle."

The speed of "Wish My Father" is extremely fast, even if it is a long distance away, it can still reach it in an instant in the form of a vertical jump.

In particular, Goldman Sachs felt that this monster coveted the blood in his body.

The remnant soul dressed as an ancient scholar said in surprise.

"One Yin is moving at the beginning, two surnames share the same coffin, please invite three charms, possess four tricks, and five evil spirits will initiate wind divination."

He repeated the words murmuringly, took a few deep breaths, and tried to adjust his emotions.

"Strong man, don't leave me behind."

He turned his head and said to the remnant soul through gritted teeth.

"Liang Shanbo, right? Tell me about Ma Wencai's methods and strength!"

"Hehehe."

Goldman Sachs waved his hand to interrupt, silently retracting the judgment he had just made.

It seems like a clown pretending to be a general on the stage, and there is a sense of humor brought about by the contrast.

Sharp and weird singing and suona sounds intertwined, and a lot of paper money with square holes was scattered between the sky and the earth.

There are two horizontal eyebrows, and a pair of wedge-shaped eyes.

But at any time, for zombies, the most oppressive way of action is still like this right now, with the body stiffening and jumping vertically.

Goldman Sachs, who also had silver-level mental power, had extremely sharp senses. Even though his mind was a little dizzy due to being burned by evil spirits, he still immediately captured the underworld music that made people physically uncomfortable.

"not good!"

He didn't just leave, but half-covered his mouth with the back of his hand, whispering something in a whisper.

At this moment, the generous figure revealed his sinister, black and concave, slightly corrupt face, and he raised his hand to put on a hat covered with red cherry blossoms.

Just when his mind was gradually calming down, a scream suddenly came from behind him, like a muffled thunder, which made his heart beat fast.

Goldman Sachs grasped the handle of the knife tightly and wrapped the red rope at the end around his forearm.

I think although he is from Yunding, he has also lived in Qingshan for many years and is used to seeing all kinds of underworld scenes.

"I know!"

The groom swayed out from the corner, holding a simple and mottled sword in his hand. He twisted his waist, moved the sword in an arc, and said in a strange accent:

"The speed is 300 miles, and the mood is free~" This is imitating him.

However, according to the description in the book "Field Card Principles", since the rules have mentioned that this remnant soul should provide him with guidance, it will not be full of lies or deceit.

Inside the Du Ruoshan Ghost Temple, Ji Nian holds a small blood-stained bronze mirror in his hand to make final adjustments to his image.

The singing sound just now seemed to come from all directions, reaching his ears all at once. Goldman Sachs couldn't find the source of the sound for a while, so he could only hold the knife and look around.

In addition to the standard accessories such as blood clothes, paper horses, burial mounds, and red flowers, he also hung Yingtai's simple and mottled scholar's sword on his body.

His face is blue and black, and his beard is short.

Looking at the scholar standing aside with a wry smile, Goldman Sachs stopped singing.

Brother Zongzi felt like he was being censored, but he couldn't say the word, and he didn't dare to violate the meaning of the calendar. He could only stand aside with a low eyebrow, as if he had been greatly wronged.

But still under the restraint of reason, he took a long breath, took a few steps back, and landed between the two Kalings.

Ji Nian first made some adjustments to the appearance of Zongzi Brother.

Boom! Boom! Boom!!!

The opening line is a dramatic aria full of "ghost flavor", and the fingers are twirling:

"Open cupboards and boxes, help the newlyweds change their clothes, comb their hair and wipe their faces, and do their make-up skillfully. May the auspicious days in the underworld bring good luck."

Try to retreat as much as possible.

The bloodshot eyes, as dark as beads, were full of gluttony, as if they wanted to devour him whole.

Brother Zongzi, a capable person has to work a lot, so he should be able to use his body for both purposes.

"Mad, I knew this bitch had no good intentions."

But this did not prevent him from mentally classifying "Annual Salted Fish Zongzi" as a groundbreaking experiment on the same level as "Pavlov's Dog".

With the blessing of blood energy, he became more aggressive and wanted to have a fight with "Ma Wencai".

He muttered quietly.

This is "blessing my father".

The earthquake caused the heaven and earth to tremble slightly, creating a cold air.

The man turned the back of his head towards him, unable to see his face clearly, but his eyes were filled with black oil.

A thin mist fell on it, and ripples were shaken out in just a moment.

"You can't fight hard."

The Blood Flower King turned into a blue light and was put away by him.

At this moment, Goldman Sachs was absolutely free, his heart was particularly open, and he even wanted to sing twice.

The paper horse slowly stepped forward, its body swaying and its steps light and airy.

"Oh, do you think I am that reckless man like King Ren? I know something is wrong, but I still want to confront him head-on."

"What the hell?"

The flower feathers on the top of the Yin Wen and the green and black robes to protect the sun remain unchanged. The main purpose is to change the facial makeup.

"Brother Zongzi, you will also play this role."

"Open the sedan door and collect velvet flowers. Light a fire below and put a whip ten feet above. The torch is burning brightly and the fire whip is noisy."

As soon as the voice fell, several paper figures with strange smiles on their faces and rouged cheeks stretched their arms forward, grinning, and came over lightly.

Ji Nian shook his head slightly and sighed to himself that "people's hearts are not as old as they used to be".

This is what he thought and what he did.

Then he launched an offensive and fought with the old Taoist.

But at this time, the year slowly came to Goldman Sachs.

Wang Liang saw a Douyin blogger practicing flying needles. The comment area was full of people saying, "The sun rises in the east, I am the only one who is undefeated. Welcome to the leader of the East." It was very interesting. He picked up a toothpick and learned to practice a few times.

.

Unexpectedly, a progress bar [5/10000] appeared in front of me.

(End of chapter)

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