Global Curse: The Price Of Groceries For Your Mother Will Rise

Everyone looked at each other with strange eyes.

"Pfft~~~~~hahaha."

Suddenly, someone couldn't help laughing, covering his belly and laughing.

Chen Hao's expression was gloomy.

"Snapped!"

He slammed the table and stood up.

"Grass mud horse, dare to mock me! You are so tired of living!"

He pointed angrily at the guy who made fun of him.

"Hahahaha~ you wait, let, let me finish laughing, hahaha~~~"

I saw a simple-minded pandaren lying on a chair, beating the table frantically and laughing.

The corner of Chen Hao's mouth twitched, and he stared at the pandaren coldly.

"Hey, hey! Are you deaf when I'm talking to you! Just laugh again, believe it or not, I'll beat you to death!"

"Hahahahaha~~~~"

Chen Hao finally couldn't help but roared, "Damn, you must be sick!"

"I can't laugh anymore, family members, there is no paper in the toilet, puff~! Hahaha~~ahhahaha~~"

The pandaren's laughter was so contagious that the whole classroom was filled with his wanton laughter.

Gradually, many students who had never done professional training did not hold back and joined in one after another, all of them blushing with laughter.

"You! You! You..."

Chen Hao was so angry that he trembled all over, his cheeks turned blue and purple alternately.

He was just about to rush up and beat the pandaren violently, but the guy suddenly stopped laughing.

"Hush~"

The pandaren took two deep breaths and tried hard to suppress his smile.

"You, don't come here, I'm afraid you haven't washed the shit on your hands."

"Pfft~"

Everyone burst into laughter again.

"Damn shit."

Chen Hao couldn't control himself anymore, he swung his arms and slapped the pandaren.

Although the Pandaren are chubby, they are agile and can be called top-notch.

The flexible and deadly fat man was talking about him.

Chen Hao's slap missed, and he took the opportunity to jump aside to avoid the attack.

"Fatty Wang, don't hide if you have the ability!"

"I'm afraid of shit, so I can't hide." The pandaren replied as it should.

Chen Hao gritted his teeth angrily, "I'll kill you."

"Hey, hello~"

After Chen Hao finished speaking, he felt a heavy hammer hit his chest.

A huge reaction force made him fly backwards, knocked over a row of desks, and fell to the floor in embarrassment.

"I wipe, what's going on?"

"What's so funny, it makes me happy to say it."

Lin Yi didn't know when he appeared in front of the pandaren, he slowly retracted his feet, and said calmly.

"Forehead……"

The pandaren froze.

"I'll go, Lin Zi, when did you become so powerful?!"

"I'll go, Fatty, when did you become a panda?!"

"Our class got a round one, and it's so round, it's so rare!"

Su Miaomiao stared at Fatty Wang, with a strange look in her eyes.

Such a cute panda should be able to cry for a long time with one punch, right?

"Hey, what can I do, the curse of the pandaren, nothing!"

Wang Hao scratched his head and smiled foolishly.

Fatty Wang is quite satisfied with the status quo.

He was originally a fat man, and no girl would like him.

But now that we are a national treasure, our popularity will naturally rise in a straight line.

"Then what are you going to do with your life?"

"You can't find a female bear, can you?"

Lin Yi's focus is the same as Su Miaomiao's, he is always so weird, and he can always find strange problems.

"What are you talking about, Lin Zi, when you go to university, you can learn how to suppress the curse, and it will change back."

"No, I think you are fine now, it's better not to change back."

"I'm heartbroken, old man."

The two were talking and laughing, completely forgetting about Li Hao who was kicked away.

"Cough cough cough~~"

Li Hao coughed a few times and endured the pain to get up.

At this moment, his clothes were disheveled and his eyes were scarlet. He looked at Lin Yi and the two, wishing to tear them apart.

At this time, a girl came over and supported him.

"Master Li, are you okay?"

This girl's name is Liu Xiaotong, one of Li Hao's girlfriends and the monitor of their class.

Usually relying on Li Hao's power, he often creates trouble for the people in the class.

"Lin Yi, how can you hit someone? It's too vicious."

Liu Xiaotong supported Li Hao and roared at Lin Yi.

"It seems like the other party made the first move, right?"

Lin Yi was noncommittal.

"Hmph, I don't care what the reason is, it's wrong for you to hit someone." Liu Xiaotong snorted coldly.

"Besides, Fatty Wang is thick-skinned and thick-skinned. What happened if he was punched twice by Mr. Li?"

"You're just a loser, do you have the qualifications to be compared with Mr. Li?"

"If Mr. Li teaches him a lesson, he deserves it."

"Hurry up and apologize, otherwise I will tell the class teacher and you will be punished for fighting and you will not be able to graduate!"

Her words caused quite a stir.

"Holy shit, you're so domineering!"

"Not only is he arrogant and domineering, he is also unreasonable and unreasonable. He is simply insane!"

"Shrew, whoever you marry will be unlucky!"

Everyone had a very bad opinion of Liu Xiaotong, but they could only whisper and not dare to offend him.

On the contrary, it was Li Hao who was very pleased with what he heard, and couldn't help pinching her thigh with his left hand, which made the other party shy.

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows, "You want me to apologize?"

"Nonsense, apologize now!"

Liu Xiaotong said bluntly, a strong attitude is fine.

Lin Yi shook his head and sighed: "Oh, I used to get along with you as ordinary people, but in exchange I got alienated."

"In this case, let's have a showdown. I'm a recommended student from Qingbei, so I won't pretend."

"If you want to make a small report, go ahead. Anyway, we will escort you, and you can come here for punishment. I don't care!"

Lin Yi held his head high and held his chest high, looking awesome.

"WTF?"

Everyone was shocked and looked at Lin Yi in disbelief.

"Send to Qingbei?!"

"Are you kidding me?!"

"Huh, I guess I'm bragging too much."

Many students thought Lin Yi was bluffing.

That's Qingbei, and the total number of students enrolled in the whole country is only one or two thousand.

What is the concept of selecting 2,000 candidates among tens of millions of candidates?

Even if the family's ancestral grave is buried, they may not have that kind of luck.

Let alone an ordinary person like Lin Yi with mediocre grades, it is simply a fantasy.

"Ah~ Why did your admission letter fall out~"

Su Miaomiao was also very cooperative, deliberately dropping the admission notice from her arms.

Then "pretend" and "accidentally" opened the notice.

Suddenly, everyone was shocked!

The seal on it must not be faked, otherwise you will be asked to step on the sewing machine.

Even if Lin Yi wanted to act coercive, there was no need to go to prison for it.

Now, although most people couldn't believe it, they still believed it.

"Fake, it's all fake!"

"Lin Yi, you are committing a crime. I will tell the teacher to arrest you!"

Liu Xiaotong screamed loudly, her voice was like a drake's neck being stepped on, harsh and unpleasant.

"Shut up, you!"

Lin Yi waved his hands and took out the magic tool of pulling out the dung treasure from the garbage bag, and slapped Liu Xiaotong's bad mouth with a pestle.

"Wa~!"

Mouth to mouth, it fits perfectly.

"Uh huh..."

"Fuck!"

The next second, everyone in the class retreated three meters, as if Liu Xiaotong was some scourge and did not dare to approach.

The fastest one to escape was Li Hao, who rolled and crawled for fear of being stuck by this woman.