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Chapter 45 I'll tell you the secret, you help me kill Sister Bao'er!
"Then what do you do?" Zhang Baoer asked worriedly.
"I"
A calm smile appeared on Chu Xiu's face, "Of course I'm going home, maybe if I die, I'll die and return to Earth."
"Then, then I'll accompany you. The people here are so fierce, and I can't beat them."
Zhang Baoer blinked and said weakly.
"Alright, you are so kind. Without me, you may not survive for a long time. Otherwise, I will kill you first and then commit suicide."
Chu Xiu nodded solemnly, grabbed a fist-sized stone from the lying gravel river with difficulty, and said with a chuckle, "Come on, Sister Bao'er, don't be afraid, I, Chu Xiu, came out of Qinglong Bay. The famous black hand, strike quickly and accurately, and guarantee that you will die without pain."
"But if you think about it carefully, just go down with this stone, and your beautiful forehead will be smashed into slag."
"what!"
"This is too cruel!!!"
Zhang Baoer's forehead wrinkled the character 'Well' in cartoon quality.
Suddenly jumped up, hiding far away.
She is not afraid of death, but she still shudders when she thinks of such a tragic way of dying.
"Hahaha."
Seeing this, Chu Xiu laughed.
But with this action, the wound cracked more and more seriously, the breath decayed, and he collapsed by the river, only barely able to breathe.
"Hey, don't move!"
Zhang Baoer felt a little distressed for him, but he didn't dare to go there, for fear that Chu Xiu would come.
This guy, sometimes she doesn't understand what she's thinking. You say you like her, but it doesn't look like her, it's inexplicable.
Da da da.
While speaking, several afterimages with extremely fast speed came flying.
The people who came were Lord Lin and his loyal fans.
"Stupid wolf, stop, stop!"
Forestry turned pale and pulled the reins tightly.
Perhaps it was because he ate too many zombie spirits just now. This giant earth wolf was overexcited and ran so fast that he almost threw him out of the forest.
Fortunately, the animal trainer Gu Jiang followed and forcibly stabilized the giant earth wolf, and then it landed steadily.
"so close!"
Forestry stood up straight, but his back was a little cold.
There are crocodiles everywhere on the other side of the riverbed, and if this Nima falls, it's not bad.
"After I go back, I'll hang it up and beat it. Next time, I'll invite everyone to a wolf meat feast!"
Saying that, he kicked the giant wolf of the earth indignantly.
"???"
The giant earth wolf was puzzled, thinking that the new owner was going to feed again, and immediately rushed up happily, licking the forestry cheek with its big tongue.
"Fuck!"
It stinks! You eat shit!
Forestry stared, his face changed wildly.
Pushing away the 'crazy'-haired giant earth wolf, he turned around and lay on the ground with a burst of retching.
This smell is worse than the mouth of the golden retriever raised in the earth.
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Behind him, Tru, Adria and the others landed one after another. Looking at the embarrassment of the forestry, they wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare.
The lord of his own is fine, just be careful.
Forget it in secret, smile openly, afraid that if I go back, I will eat steamed buns for a week.
On the contrary, it was Chu Xiu, who was dying anyway, so he was not afraid to offend the forestry department.
Lin Lin wiped the saliva from his face with Adria's handkerchief, turned to look at Chu Xiu, and said indifferently, "Have you laughed enough?"
"No." Chu Xiu shook his head.
"Then you continue, there is still some respect for the dead." Lin Lin chuckled.
How dare this man!
In front of the forestry department, he laughed a few more times, and at the end he slapped the ground three times with his weak hands, and cursed angrily, "God is unfair, I'm so dissatisfied that I actually lost to such a stunner. green!!!"
Who are you calling stunned! What an honor to lose to me!
Forestry raised his eyebrows, feeling underestimated.
He raised the MP9 and said calmly: "Actually, I admire you very much, and I don't plan to kneel down and beg for mercy. Maybe I will be merciful and let you go."
Zhang Bao'er, who heard this not far away, was overjoyed and took the initiative to run out and urged: "Chu Xiu, hurry up and kowtow, life is more important or face is more important, why are you looking at me? Is there something dirty on my face?"
"."
Forestry and the others had Sima faces all over their faces.
This person has a bag on his head, can't you hear it as a joke?
Chu Xiu also sighed, "Sister Bao'er, you should come over and let me kill you. I have changed my mind. It might be better for us to go together."
"No, you go to explore the way first, and when you become a big man over there, come pick me up, I'll wait for a while."
Zhang Baoer shook his head like a rattle, and he refused to go over if he was killed.
"This"
Lin Lin looked at Chu Xiu in disbelief, "Your girlfriend?"
"No." Chu Xiu shook his head, as if he knew what Lin Lin was thinking, and he didn't intend to explain, "Let your people step back, I'll tell you a secret, you help me kill Sister Bao'er."
"Chu Xiu, don't, I want a beautiful death, don't get a headshot!" Zhang Baoer burst into tears, crying.
If you say quit, quit, how embarrassing I am.
Lin Lin complained in his heart and waved his hand, "Take that woman and wait for me a hundred meters away."
"Yes, Lord Lord!" Truru clasped his fists, grabbed Zhang Baoer's neck with his big hands, and threw Adelia's giant earth wolf.
"Why throw it to me." Adria was speechless.
"Such an ugly human being, I'm afraid she has ideas about me." Trudeau stared at Zhang Baoer who was very dissatisfied.
The latter puffed up his cheeks, but did not dare to make the slightest rebuttal.
Because the giant earth wolf she was sitting on was so fierce, she just turned her head and bared her teeth, and the unshaved shreds of meat could still be seen in the gap between the teeth.
Damn, these people are stronger than bald and they are scary.
Zhang Baoer shivered all over, and fainted from fright.
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The scene is very beautiful.
When Truu and the others retreated 100 meters away, Chu Xiu looked at the forestry again and sighed: "God has no heart to actually care for people like you, and the awareness of prevention is too poor. If I were you, no matter what the secret, as long as If there is a threat to me, I will kill you directly, and I will not give you a chance to speak."
"That's because you're not strong enough."
Lin Lin squinted at him, "Have you read too many anime novels, my friend, just like you are dying, you will hemop up blood if you say a few words, and you still want to turn around with your mouth? Or do you expect zombies to come out and bite me to death, help me? Are you out of the siege?"
"Forget it, maybe you're right,"
Chu Xiu pouted, too lazy to argue, he looked directly at the forestry, "I'll make a long story short, if you think it's worth enough, kill Sister Bao'er, or let her stay in your territory, don't expel her."
"You also saw that with her IQ, she was either bitten to death by a zombie or became someone else's pet when she went out."
"Don't talk nonsense, you have hemoptysis several times again, don't be like in the TV series, you will die in the middle of talking, be careful I will whip you 300 times."
Forestry glared at Chu Xiu with a warning tone.
"I"
Chu Xiu almost didn't mention it in one breath, who are these people!
God, if there is still a chance, please choose me as the protagonist, I am more suitable than him.
Complaining in his heart, he said slowly, "This secret is about talent."
Hey, in fact, I still like Chu Xiu very much. I originally wanted to give him a role, but the writing was a bit dragged, mainly to set off the atmosphere. I wanted to make the obviously cruel death part relatively relaxed and not so depressing. , Of course, the most important thing is to not dare to write too dark. The God of Crab is eyeing the tiger above his head. Books of the end of the world are all trembling. Everyone has seen it in the past few years. Hahaha, don't take it seriously.
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