Global Dragon Control: The Dragon That Ate The Queen At The Beginning
Chapter 99: Cao Pi Wants To Fuck His Father, Cao Cao Was Confused
"Zihuan, if you come to the kiln, I will definitely take care of your business.
Liu Chan looked at Cao Pi with a very low-key look.
Liu Bei:
Zhao Chengan:
Cao Pi: "???"
Is this horse still human?
"And me, I will go to patronize you immediately, I have to let it go."
Li Chengqian also narrowed his eyes and looked at Cao Pi.
R: "..."
Cao Pi:
"How can you get into the soul with one shot! At least ten shots!"
Liu Chan immediately shook his head, and said again: "No, it should be 3,650 rounds, ten rounds a day, for a year!"
Liu Bei:
Emperor Qin Shihuang:
Liu Bang:
Cao Pi:
What the hell!
Please be human!
"Adou, don't tell me, take a closer look, Brother Zihuan's appearance, if sold to the kiln, it must be a top brand, ten rounds a day, it's really no problem.
Li Chengqian pointed at Cao Pi's face and clicked his tongue.
Li Shimin: "...
Cao Pi:
.....
What a godhead!
"Don't tell me, you really have the temperament of the top card. I want to do a few rounds now."
Liu Chan's eyes were a little straight.
Liu Bei:
Cao Pi was so frightened that his scalp went numb, and he said angrily, "What's the difference between you and animals!"
Zhao Chengan patted Cao Pi on the shoulder and said with a smile, "So, are you waiting to be cut off and sold, or do you go into the water yourself and hide a brick from your father Cao A?"
Cao Pi's eyelids twitched: "It is absolutely impossible for me to compromise with you. It is better to give myself a knife than to give my own father a brick."
Qin Shihuang immediately took a knife and handed it to Cao Pi: "Alright, then you can cut it yourself, so that we don't have to do it."
Cao Pi: ""
Liu Chan added: "Even if you die at 200, brother Chengqian and I will take advantage of the heat.
Liu Bei:
Li Shimin:
Li Chengqian:
Cao Pi's face was shocked immediately, "Adou, why are you such a dog!"
"Wow woof!"
Liu Chan immediately replied with a dog barking, showing that he is such a dog.
Liu Bei:
Cao Pi: "...
"Okay, it's time for your superficial attitude."
Zhao Chengan patted Cao Pi on the shoulder, and said, "Will you be cut off and sold to the kiln, or will you cooperate with us?"
Cao Pi's complexion darkened, and he said angrily: "Impossible! I, Cao Pi, have said before that I am not a soft bone like Adou and Li Chengqian.
No matter how much you threaten, I can't compromise.
Even if I die, I, Cao Pi, will never do anything rebellious, and I will never betray my father!"
Qin Shihuang didn't say much, and immediately brought a dagger and walked towards Cao Pi: "Okay, then I'll cut you down directly, don't worry, I will cut you thoroughly.
If one cut is not enough, then two cuts, if two cuts are not enough, then three cuts.
But you don't have to worry, no matter how many cuts you make, it will pass quickly without pain. "
Cao Pi: "...
f*ck!
One cut, two cuts, three cuts...doesn't it hurt???
"A Dou, Cheng Qian, hold him down.
Zhao Chengan immediately winked at Liu Chan and Li Chengqian, and then at Gongsunli, Shangguan Wan'er and Yuji: "You stay away."
"good."
Shangguan Wan'er, Yu Ji and Gongsunli walked out immediately.
Then, Zhao Chengan looked at Wang Jian again and said, "Contact Ah Qi's kiln and tell him that we will send him a top-notch product today.
"Don't! Wait!"
Cao Pi was stunned. Ben (bhfa) thought that these people were deliberately scaring him, but he didn't expect it to be true.
"So, you plan to cooperate with us, Tian Fan, your father, Cao A, have you lied to me?"
Zhao Chengan looked at Cao Pi with a smile.
Cao Pi's scalp was a little numb, he took a deep breath, and said: "Although I am a dutiful son, although I regard my father as a god in my heart.
Although my father has always been very kind to me, although I also want to be stubborn and not bow to the evil forces.
However, the knife is about to stab me, why should I not give in?
It has already reached the point where one cut is not enough and two cuts are enough, what courage do I have to continue to be strong?"
Emperor Qin Shihuang:
Zhao Chengan:
Liu Bang:
Cao Pi went on to say impassionedly: "Isn't it just betraying my father? Isn't it just trying to overthrow him, Cao Ah? In order not to suffer the knife, let my own father suffer from the bricks!"
Dad, isn’t it just for sale? Just like Ji Liubei.
Both Liu Bei and Li Er can be overthrown by their own sons with bricks, why can't my father Cao Cao!
Since the three of them have always called brothers and sisters, those who are good at it may as well be overthrown by their own sons with bricks. The three brothers are neat and tidy.
HR: ""
Liu Bei: "..."
At the same time, Cao Cao also received "thank you letters" from Liu Bei and Li Shimin in his temporary residence, specifically expressing his gratitude for his two congratulatory posts.
Famous generals Xu Chu, Dian Wei, and Zhang He of the Great Wei Dynasty, as well as famous ministers Guo Jia, Xun You, Jia Xu, etc., also discussed major issues in the temporary mansion.
Cao Cao didn't read the two thank-you letters himself, but handed them to Xu Chu, a famous general of the Great Wei Dynasty, and said: "The thank-you letters from Liu Bei and Li Er are up to you to read, and I want to read them. This is their stupid mouth. What ivory would spit out of it."
"promise!"
Xu Chu immediately opened Liu Bei's thank you letter, and as soon as he saw the first line, his expression changed: "Your Majesty, I think it's better not to order.
"how?"
Cao Cao frowned.
Xu Chu took a deep breath and said, "Your Majesty, this thank-you letter written by Liu Bei is too exciting, I think it's better for you not to read it."
Cao Cao waved his hand: "Read it, why haven't I seen such a big storm? Can he be stimulated by Liu Bei's thank you letter?"
"All right.
Xu Chu sighed slightly, looked at the thank-you letter, and said loudly: "Cao Aman, I am your aunt!"
Cao Cao: "???"
Guo Jia:
Dian Wei:
Xun You: "..."
"Your Majesty, do you want to continue?"
Xu Chu swallowed when he saw Cao Cao's face turned green.
"Continuation order."
Cao Cao waved his hands expressionlessly.
Xu Chu took a deep breath and continued to read: "Cao Aman, you bastard!"
Cao Cao: "???"
Jia Xu:
Zhang He:
"Your Majesty, do you want to continue reading?"
Xu Chu was trembling, and in his heart he greeted the eighteen generations of Liu Bei's ancestors. Isn't this a lie!
"read."
Cao Cao's face turned ashen.
Xu Chu sighed in his heart, and read aloud again: "Cao Aman, you are shameless.
Cao Cao: "???"
Guo Jia:
Jia Xu:
Xu Chu: "Your Majesty? Do you still read?"
Cao Cao: "Read!"
Xu Chu: "Cao Aman, I am your granddaughter!"
Cao Cao:
Xu Chu: "Your Majesty..."
Cao Cao: "Read! Read on for me!"
Xu Chu: "Cao Aman, you are just a little brother, brother in brother.
Cao Cao:
Zhang He: ".........
Xu Chu: "Your Majesty, do you want to continue reading?"
Cao Cao: "Read."
Xu Chu: "Cao Aman, you are a sand sculpture!"
Cao Cao: "???"
Guo Jia:
Dian Wei:
"Your Majesty, it's over, the cursing is over."
Seeing that the thank you letter had been read, Xu Chu breathed a sigh of relief.
Cao Cao also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "Then you continue to read, I want to see what ugly things he will say after Liu Bei finishes scolding people."
Xu Chu immediately shook his head: "Your Majesty, no, Liu Bei's thank you letter is full of insults.
Cao Cao:
Jia Xu:
Zhang He:
This Liu Bei has made His Majesty unable to deal with it, and everyone has been scolded and muddled.
"However, Your Majesty, Li Shimin's letter of thanks has not yet begun to be read.
Xu Chu picked up another thank you letter.
"Read it and listen."
Cao Cao didn't want to watch it anymore, but he was a little curious.
"promise!"
After Xu Chu opened the thank-you letter, his complexion suddenly became bitter, and he read aloud: "Cao Aman, be a man, show some face, old Shadiao."
Cao Cao: ****
Guo Jia: "1
This is endless, isn't it!
"Your Majesty, just one sentence of Li Shimin's curse words."
Xu Chu looked at Cao Cao, whose face was turning green, and stopped reminding him.
"It's okay, only incompetent people will use their tongues."
Cao Cao waved his hands indifferently, but he had scolded Liu Bei and Li Shimin hundreds of times in his heart.
"The minister continues to read?"
Xu Chu breathed a sigh of relief.
Cao Cao: "Read.
Xu Chu looked at the text of the thank-you letter, and read aloud: "Cao Aman, I am too lazy to say anything to you for such a shameless person.
Let me just say a word, don't you envy Liu Bei for raising a rebellious son?
Aren't you very envious of Liu Bei being beaten by his own son?
Don't you also really want a negotiable child, and be approved by own negotiable child?
I will satisfy your unreasonable request.
Just today, I will definitely make you a rebellious son of the Cao family, pick up a brick, and take pictures so that you can't even find the widow's door.
I have also prepared congratulatory posts and congratulatory gifts, specially used to congratulate you for raising a rebellious son.
After you are beaten by your son, I will immediately send greeting cards and gifts. "
Guo Jia: "...
Dian Wei:
Cao Cao's face twitched, and he said in a deep voice: "This Liu Bei and Li Er! Fantastic!
Want to see my jokes? They're thinking of farting!
If my Cao family can produce rebellious sons, there will be no father in the world who can maintain the majesty of his father. "
Guo Jia sighed, and said: "Your Majesty, Liu Bei and Li Er are coming so aggressively, should we watch over some young masters? In order not to be taken advantage of by Jigong and the others.
Cao Cao waved his hand: "No need, I have already talked with Zihuan and Zijian alone.
These children, in the face of me, dare not take a breath, let alone do something against me.
Especially Zihuan, who made many mistakes in his previous life and has been repenting in this life. With him and his Little Brothers, I feel more at ease.
The conspiracy of Liu Bei and Li Er is doomed to fail. "
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