Global Dragon Control: The Dragon That Ate The Queen At The Beginning

Liu Chan chuckled, and patted Li Chengqian on the shoulder: "Congratulations, you will fall into the water soon.

Li Chengqian: "???"

Liu Bang corrected: "It is about to be forced to be a prostitute and forced to go into business."

Emperor Qin Shihuang:

Zhao Chengan:

Li Chengqian finally came to his senses, and said in shock: "So, you are trying to drag me, just like Liu Chan turned over his father Liu Bei last time with a single brick, to overthrow my father?"

Liu Chan:

Liu Bei's eyelids twitched, and he corrected: "I didn't get overthrown by this rebellious son, A Dou, I just accidentally made a mistake."

Zhao Chengan patted Liu Bei on the shoulder: "Okay, what do you want to do with your face? Being overthrown by your own son, that's the truth, don't try to distort the fact."

Liu Bei: "..."

Gongsunli stared blankly at Zhao Chengan.

This Isp...isn't it, this righteous dragon hunter, even a generation of emperors would casually hate it?

Moreover, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty didn't get angry when he was so insulted by him.

"How about it, are you going to give in to us immediately? Or let us beat you until you give in?"

Zhao Chengan looked at Li Chengqian, the eldest son of the Tang Emperor.

Shangguan Wan'er: "

Gongsunli: "..."

Is this Isp... er, no, this righteous dragon hunter, so violent?

It seems that I pretended to be him, and I was not beaten, so I was lucky...

Li Chengqian's eyelids twitched, he looked at Zhao Chengan, and said in a deep voice: "I don't know why you want to drag me, and you insist on giving my father a brick.

But I have to say one thing, do you think I'm Liu Adou's kind of heartless rebel who dares to overthrow his own father?"

Liu Chan:

Liu Bei:

"It seems that it is necessary."

Hu Hai immediately picked up the bricks.

"Don't think that violence can make me submit. I, Li Chengqian, am not the kind of rebellious son who would fight against my own father. Even if I am beaten and maimed by you, I will not submit."

Li Chengqian glared at Hu Hai.

Zhao Chengan smiled disdainfully: "Really? In your previous life, you dared to rebel, even dared to take the throne from your father Li Er, and you said you were not a rebellious son?"

Li Chengqian's eyelids twitched, and he argued: "In my previous life, I made a big mistake because of a hot head and lack of understanding.

I can live a new life in this life, and I have made up my mind to be a filial son. "

Zhao Chengan waved his hand: "Okay, let's fight, if you are disabled, you will succumb."

Hu Hai immediately picked up the bricks.

"Wait a minute, I think we can still have a friendly discussion."

Li Chengqian's scalp felt numb immediately, and he hurriedly stopped him.

Liu Bang:......

Liu Bei: "...

F*ck, what if you agreed to be a filial son? Did you agree to be disabled even if you were beaten?

"Then let's have a friendly discussion."

Qin Shihuang opened his mouth, patted Li Chengqian on the shoulder, and said flickeringly: "I am friendly to inform you that one of your pet dragons is also a cursed dragon.

This kind of evil dragon will bring you a very troublesome curse.

First, you will gradually become obsessed with picking your feet, and then you will like to smell your own feet.

At the end, will start drinking your own foot water.

If you don't agree to cooperate with us and give your father Li Shimin a brick, then you can wait to drink own footwashing water. "

Li Chengqian:

Is this a fucking friendly discussion? This is obviously a threat!

Qin Shihuang thought for a while, and added: "By the way, you should have heard that before Liu Bei, because of the curse brought by the dragon pet, he gradually became obsessed with picking feet.

I also became obsessed with the smell, and almost started drinking own footwash.

If you want to know how uncomfortable that kind of life is, you can ask Liu Bei, he can even tell you the details.

Liu Bei:

God can tell even the details!

I can't make it through with me picking my feet?

"Don't lie to me!"

Li Chengqian's complexion changed immediately, and he looked at Zhao Chengan again and said, "Is what he said true? My evil dragon and dragon pet, will it really make me fall in love with picking my feet?"

Zhao Chengan nodded slightly, and said flickeringly: "Of course it is true, moreover, your misfortune and dragon pet will bring you a big trouble.

It will cause your kidney deficiency. Once the problem occurs, you will have to get up dozens of times a day to go to the toilet to urinate.

This point, Liu Bang, our patriarch of the Han Dynasty, has a deep understanding. His previous misfortune and favor brought him this kind of trouble. "

Liu Bang: ".

Is this determined to give the secret of my kidney deficiency to the general practitioner?

"Is it really that serious?"

Li Chengqian was dubious, already a little panicked.

Zhao Chengan nodded, and continued to fool around: "Of course, and you will become a fast man in the future, when you sleep with your wife, you will finish things very quickly.

Li Chengqian's expression changed immediately, and he asked, "How fast?"

Zhao Chengan raised his hand and snapped his fingers, counting: HCE.

Liu Chan:

Hu Hai:

"One, two, three, it's gone?!!"

Li Chengqian suddenly felt like a thunderbolt.

Zhao Chengan nodded: "When the problem is serious and the kidney deficiency worsens, you are so fast.

Liu Bang:

Liu Bei:

So scary, but cruel enough.

"Even sometimes, you will encounter problems that are over before they start.

Qin Shihuang patted Li Chengqian on the shoulder and looked at him sympathetically.

Liu Bang:

Wang Jian:

Li Chengqian:

Damn! In that case, is there any point in living?

"..."

Shangguan Wan'er looked at Zhao Chengan helplessly.

This scumbag is really a set of tricks.

Gongsunli stared blankly at Zhao Chengan, then at Shangguan Wan'er, feeling something was wrong.

This Isp... No, this righteous dragon hunter, what he said is a bit outrageous. Could it be a deliberate deception?

Uh, Ah Li, you can't always subconsciously treat him as an Isp. In that case, if it becomes a habit, it will be troublesome if you say it someday and he finds out.

"Brother Chengan, how do you prove that what you said is the truth? If it is said that my dragon pet is really a cursed dragon, then there must be a curse mark on me, right? Where is it?"

Li Chengqian calmed down and felt something was wrong.

"Do I need to prove it to you?"

Zhao Chengan's expression was serious, and he pretended to be angry and said: "I just look at you poorly and want to give you a chance to live a good life.

If you don't believe it, so be it.

Anyway, without your help, we can easily hunt down your father Li Shimin's dragon pet.

If I give you a chance to get rid of the curse on yourself, you don't want it. If you are so shameless, I won't bother to help you. "

Emperor Qin Shihuang:

Liu Bang: "

Liu Bei:

This acting is as real as it is, awesome!

"Brother Chengan, I'm sorry, don't get me wrong, I didn't doubt your meaning!"

Li Chengqian was frightened immediately.

The more angry and indifferent Zhao Chengan was, the more flustered he was, and the more he felt that the other party was telling the truth.

"Seeing that you are also a poor person, I will help you once, keep your eyes wide open, and I will see how far your curse has reached.

Zhao Chengan looked as if he wanted to help Li Chengqian check the situation.

…… Ask for flowers ………………

For acting, it must be a full set, otherwise if Li Chengqian knows that he is deceiving the other party, once it affects the dragon hunting plan, it will be troublesome.

"well."

Li Chengqian immediately opened his eyes wide and cooperated with the inspection.

"Open your eyes wider, yes, that's it, good!"

Zhao Chengan began to check Li Chengqian's physical condition seriously, and finally sighed: "Fortunately, I came in time, otherwise, in about six or seven days, your curse will start to explode."

Emperor Qin Shihuang:

Liu Bei:

Liu Bang: ""

Brother, your acting skills are amazing!

"Really? Brother Chengan, please help me."

Li Chengqian was already panicked.

Seeing this, Shangguan Wan'er quietly rolled her eyes at Zhao Chengan.

This scumbag really played badness to the extreme, but the worse he is, the more obsessed he is...

Seeing Shangguan Wan'er's reaction, Gongsunli was sure in his heart that this righteous dragon hunter was deliberately deceiving the eldest son of the Tang Emperor.

Unexpectedly, the righteous Isp... bah, dragon hunter, will do bad things too...

"You can help me, but you must first cooperate with us to hunt down your father Li Shimin's evil dragon. Your task is to give him a brick and beat him when he is off guard.

..........0

Zhao Chengan looked at Li Chengqian with a smile.

Gongsun Li:

Do you really want a block of bricks to overthrow His Majesty the Emperor of Tang Dynasty?!!

Is he usually so exciting when he plays...

"Don't, Brother Chengan!"

Li Chengqian's scalp tingled suddenly, and he looked at Zhao Chengan pleadingly: "Originally, you hunted dragons to help people save people, why did you make it look like you're cheating people.

If my father's dragon pet is really a cursed dragon, just tell him directly, and he will definitely cooperate. '

Zhao Chengan shook his head: "No, you can't tell him in advance, you have to give him a brick, there is no need to discuss this matter."

Li Chengqian also shook his head resolutely: "I won't do it! My future will be gone if I fall into this trap. Moreover, in my life, I also aspire to be a filial son. I can't do cheating things!"

Liu Bang patted Li Chengqian on the shoulder and said: "Okay, then you can wait to pick your feet and drink own footwashing water, just like Liu Bei did back then."

Li Chengqian:

Liu Bei:

Qin Shihuang added: "Also wait for kidney deficiency, wait for one, two, three, just like Liu Bang did at the beginning.

Liu Bang:

Li Chengqian's heart trembled suddenly, and he said in a deep voice: "Fuck it! I just want to beat my father Li Shimin! I have wanted to beat him for a long time, fuck him, don't let anyone stop me! Whoever stops me, I will kill him!" Fuck who!"

Emperor Qin Shihuang:

Zhao Chengan:

Liu Bang:

Liu Chan:

How can this horse rider have a stronger desire to survive than Russian Liu Adou?

at the same time.

In the Imperial Palace of the Tang Dynasty, in the Royal Study Room.

Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty was very happy to write calligraphy. After finishing writing, he looked at the servant beside him and said, "Chengqian, this child, went out to recruit talented people again?"

The attendant replied respectfully: "Yes, Your Majesty, His Highness the First Prince entertained the heroes of the world at Tianque Tower, and this time for me, the Great Tang has recruited dozens of rare talents."

Li Shimin nodded with satisfaction and said: "I just said, this kid Chengqian has already reformed himself, and he is always working hard for my country in the Tang Dynasty.

This child is also very filial now, more filial than any of my children.

Those old guys have repeatedly blocked me from making Chengqian the crown prince, they are really blind.

This time, I want to let them see what an excellent prince I have chosen for Datang, Junfan. ",