Global Evolution: Me! Super Double

"You...why did you wake up suddenly?"

Looking at Su Yan who suddenly jumped up from the ground and pressed himself against the cave wall with lightning speed, the female anchor's eyes were full of confusion.

You know, the floral fragrance you just released is extremely toxic.

Although it has little effect on negative substances, it is poisonous to people.

The toxicity is so strong that even epic creatures may not be able to withstand it.

As for the little brother in front of me, his biological level is obviously impossible to reach the epic level.

What is going on?

Seeing the confused look on the female anchor's face, Su Yan smiled and said, "It's not that I suddenly woke up, but that I didn't faint at all."

After hearing what Su Yan said, the female anchor became even more confused.

He raised his doubts again: "Impossible, that is a flower poison that even epic creatures may not be able to withstand. Why can you withstand it?"

When Su Yan heard this, he replied shamelessly: "Of course it's because I'm handsome."

female anchor:"......"

After hearing Su Yan's answer.

The female anchor rolled her eyes and said she didn't want to talk, thinking he wasn't serious.

Due to limited time, Su Yan did not continue teasing the female anchor.

Instead, he looked a little more serious, looked at the female anchor and said:

"I know you are curious about why I am immune to flower poison. I can satisfy you, but only if you can also satisfy my curiosity."

The female anchor blinked and said in a pleasant voice: "What do you want to know? Is it my measurements? Or what color am I wearing?"

"But little brother... these people can satisfy you at any time. You don't need to make any deals with them."

The female anchor's voice became louder and louder as she spoke, to the point where Su Yan almost wanted to hit someone.

Fortunately, he endured it in the end.

Thinking at the same time.

Is there a hole in this woman’s brain?

Who cares about knowing your measurements?

Can it be eaten as a meal?

After complaining a few words in his mind, Su Yan said aloud: "I want to know who you are and what is going on in this mirror world."

The female anchor raised her beautiful eyebrows.

Then he said: "Okay, no problem, but you have to tell me why you are immune to flower toxins first, and then I will answer your questions."

"What if you don't keep your word?"

"Impossible, I, Xu Xinyi, am the most trustworthy person in the world. I swear, if I lie to you, I will warm your bed for the rest of my life!"

"Haha, just say so if you are greedy for my body."

Su Yan did not hesitate to expose the female anchor's little thoughts, without any regard for her reserve.

Then he satisfied her curiosity and said:

"The reason why I am immune to flower poison is because I grew up eating arsenic from golden lotus, and my resistance to the poison has long since been maxed out."

"ha?"

The female anchor was a little confused, Jin Lian’s arsenic?

What kind of bad excuse is this?

Do you dare to be more fake?

Su Yan didn't care whether the female anchor believed it or not. After speaking, he asked her directly: "Okay, I have satisfied your curiosity. It's your turn."

The female anchor smiled brightly and said, "I'm playing tricks on you, and I won't tell you."

After listening to the female anchor's answer, the expression on Su Yan's face did not change.

Because this was expected, he didn't believe that the female anchor would keep her promise.

He just looked at the female anchor expressionlessly and said lightly: "If you don't tell me, then I will have to wait for you."

"Feng...youjing?"

Upon hearing the words "Fengyoujing", the female anchor's delicate body trembled visibly.

But it only trembled a little.

Soon he burst into laughter and said: "Although I am very afraid of Fengyoujing, the me in your arms at this moment... is just a paper man hhh..."

"paper man?"

Su Yan frowned.

The very next moment.

The female anchor in his arms became dull and began to turn into paper strangely.

In less than two seconds, his entire body froze and he completely lost his life.

"It seems like it has really turned into a paper man..."

Think of this.

Su Yan pinched the female anchor's fleshy area and felt the texture of touching paper.

It seems.

The female anchor was really not lying. She in his arms at this moment was really just a paper doll.

But one thing to say, this paper man looks so lifelike that it feels like he could be used as a doll.

"You stinking scoundrel, where did you pinch the paper man just now? If you have the ability, just pinch me!"

The paper man in Su Yan's arms suddenly made a sound. His tone sounded shy and angry, but if you taste it carefully, you can detect a hint of excitement in it.

Regarding this.

Su Yan couldn't help but murmur in her heart, thinking that this person was really a lustful woman, and that she was completely hopeless.

After muttering, Su Yan looked at the paper man and said, "You are obviously hardened, but you can still talk. There is something special about this paper man of yours."

When the heroine heard this, she immediately hummed proudly: "Hmph, I'm a paper Taoist!"

Although the paper man has become paper, the female anchor can still control it to make a sound because there is still a ray of her soul attached to it.

Su Yan felt that this paper man was so good that he decided to make it his own:

"Then I'll thank you, Paper Taoist. I won't be polite to you, Paper Taoist."

When the female anchor heard this, she thought that this was serious, something big was going to happen.

This little brother probably wants to take his paper man away and do something embarrassing!

Thinking of this, the female anchor immediately stopped her and said:

"What do you want to do? I'm warning you, don't do any unspeakable things to my paper man. If you have any problem, come directly to me!"

Let go of that paper man and come after you?

Haha, thinking too much...

Thinking.

Su Yan hugged the paper man and left. He walked slowly and said with a smile:

"I didn't want to do anything, I just wanted to sell your paper figurines."

"Sell...take it for sale?"

The female anchor was so angry that she couldn't help but think, "Who is this person? He doesn't even let go of paper figures!"

After passing through the mirror and returning to the original world, Su Yan found himself on a street.

At a glance, people are coming and going.

He looked around and felt that the environment was a bit familiar.

After thinking for a while, I remembered that this was the street where Liu's Trading Company was located.

Not to mention, I just happened to go to Liu's Trading Company to sell the paper figure in my arms.

Thinking about this, Su Yan walked towards Liu's Shopping Mall.

Because when I came out of the mirror world, it was already past five o'clock in the afternoon.

At this time, it happened to be the peak period for workers to get off work, and people were coming and going on the street.

Ever since, Su Yan, holding the paper man in his arms, became the most handsome boy in the whole street.

Every step you take can instantly attract the attention of everyone along the way.

The rate of return is directly increased.

During this period, a young man passed by Su Yan and saw a paper man in his arms. He couldn't help but muttered: "Anyone who likes paper men is just a fool of a two-spined ape, except myself."

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Su Yan's hearing was far beyond ordinary people's, and he couldn't hold back after hearing the young man's muttering.

Immediately, I couldn't help but twitch the corner of my mouth slightly, thinking that you are right to like the Paper Man, and others who like the Paper Man are just idiots of the Two-Spined Ape.

I thought it was almost done!

Su Yan couldn't stand the strange looks from passers-by on the road, so he directly accelerated his pace.

He wanted to arrive at Liu's Trading Company as soon as possible and sell the social death paper man in his arms.

It didn't take long.

Su Yan walked into the business and went all the way to the second floor to find the old man from before.

As soon as the uncle saw him, he immediately greeted him enthusiastically: "No. 1 Scholar, are you here to buy something or to sell something?"

As an insider who pays attention to the college entrance examination in evolution, he knew that Su Yan was the number one scholar in Nanjiang Province.

When I watched the national live broadcast on TV, I was often shocked by Su Yan.

I never expected that this young man who came to sell the tails of the nine-tailed demon fox would be so awesome.

After hearing the call "Zhuangyuanlang", Su Yan just smiled and said nothing.

He just silently put the paper man in his arms on the counter, and then said to the uncle:

"Uncle, how much can I sell for this paper man?"

"Just wait a moment and I'll check it out for you."

The uncle adjusted his glasses habitually and looked carefully at the paper figure lying on the counter.

After a moment of identification.

The uncle looked at Su Yan and said: "Master Zhuangyuan, I have identified this paper figure of yours. It is made using the technique of paper art, and the workmanship is very fine. It looks lifelike, just like a real person."

"The most important thing is that the biological level of this paper man has reached the rare level."

"So to sum up, I can offer you the selling price of this paper figurine to 300,000, Zhuangyuanlang, which is five points higher than other merchants. This is just like making friends with you, Zhuangyuanlang."

As soon as the uncle finished speaking, Su Yan across from him couldn't help but take a breath of air.

Three hundred thousand!

This paper man can be sold for 300,000 yuan!

This is the price of three six-flavored rehmannia fruits, or almost fourteen sage fruits!

Thinking of this, Su Yan couldn't help but feel a little heartbroken.

First, he had blown up a paper man in a mass grave, which cost him at least six figures.

Second, it turns out that the female anchor is really a little rich woman, and she was really careless this time.

After selling the paper man's wife in exchange for a huge sum of 300,000 yuan, Su Yan immediately moved to the third floor of the commercial bank - the exotic flowers and fruits area.

He spent a lot of money and bought thirteen Sage Fruits, and then he randomly found a corner and swallowed them all.

Then the next moment!

The whole person's mental strength instantly increased: Spirit +996+997+007...

After calming down for a moment.

Su Yan briefly tested his mental strength and tried to let himself fly in the air.

After this test, people can indeed fly, but their endurance is a bit poor.

About half an hour into the air, I felt a burst of swelling and pain in my head. I was mentally exhausted for a while, and even my consciousness was a little blurry.

Generally speaking, flying in the air is okay, but it needs to be strengthened.

In other words, the legendary level category is just a step away.

As long as you hunt another wave of evil creatures, the creature level should be able to evolve to the legendary level.

Thinking of this, Su Yan couldn't help but feel slightly excited.

I plan to go to the river tonight to find the female water ghost for a list, and then hunt a wave of high-level femininity in the river to directly evolve to the legendary level.

After leaving the business, Su Yan used the remaining money to buy some food for the three younger sisters at home.

In addition to buying food, I also bought some extra small gifts for everyone in the family.

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I bought a mechanical watch for my father and a set of cosmetics for my mother. The total cost was a few thousand, which was considered as a way of fulfilling my filial piety.

Then my eldest sister bought some beautiful trinkets, which cost about a few hundred dollars.

As for the remaining two little sisters, of course they bought various exercise books.

The questions in it are many and difficult, and are full of love from my brother.

After buying these things.

Su Yan immediately set off to go home, flying in the air for a while, then walking for a while when he was tired, and then flying in the air for a while again.

Not only can you practice your balance in flying in the air, but you can also show off your skills on the way home, making passersby on the road exclaim that you are so awesome.

This really kills two birds with one stone!

When Su Yan returned home, it was already six o'clock in the afternoon.

By this time, the three younger sisters at home had already returned home from school.

Then.

The situation in the house was familiar. My father hadn't gotten off work yet, and my mother was busy in the kitchen.

On the other side, the eldest sister was studying intensively in the room, the second sister was lying on the sofa playing with her mobile phone, and the third sister slept in no corner.

"Su Yan, why were you not at home just now? Did you go out to find a woman behind my back again?"

Seeing his brother come back from outside, Su Erke on the sofa immediately questioned him.

Su Yan had no choice but to pay attention to this second-rate sister. He put on his indoor shoes and walked to his eldest sister's room. He first gave a gift to his good sister.

But when I passed by the sofa, I was immediately stopped by the second sister above.

"Su Yan, the math teacher asked parents to sign the test paper. Come and sign it for me."

"Mom is in the kitchen, ask her to sign."

"Oh, you kid, why are you so ignorant? Mom is busy in the kitchen. Why bother Mom? Come over and sign for me!"

Su Erke said with an old-fashioned look.

When Su Yan heard this, his face was slightly surprised, thinking when did his second sister become so sensible? Something was wrong.

Thinking about it, Su Yan stepped forward and took the math test paper handed over by his second sister.

Looking at the results, I saw that my dear, I actually got a score of 38 on the test. No wonder I didn’t dare to ask my own mother to sign for fear that I would be taken care of by the family.

Su Yan looked at the scores on the test paper and almost laughed out loud: "38 points, 8 points away from passing. I say Su Erke, you can do it."

When Su Erke heard this, he gave his brother a blank look: "Why are you laughing? Why don't you ask what the full score is on the test paper?"

Su Yan was stunned for a moment. Aren't the full marks in primary school exams all 100 points?

Then he looked at his second sister and asked, "Oh, what's the full score?"

Hear the sound.

Su Erke immediately put on a look that said, "I guess you didn't expect it. You may not believe it. The full score of the test paper is 150 points, hehe!"

Su Yan: "???"

After hearing the second sister's answer, Su Yan was confused for a moment.

Then the whole person couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth slightly and said: "The full score is 38 out of 150, and you are still doing this, it is very honorable, right?"

Seeing his brother's almost satisfied expression, Su Erke couldn't help but pouted.

Then he said with an unhappy face: "What's your expression? Do you look down on me? Why don't you ask me what the highest score in the class is?"

Su Yan raised his eyebrows, then looked at his second sister and said, "Oh, you mean this exam is quite difficult. What is the highest score in your class?"

Hearing this, Su Erke replied with a smile on his face: "You may not believe it, but there are 45 people in the class, 40 of them scored 140 or above."

"Su Yan, do you think the students in my class are very powerful? They are even more powerful than the key classes!"

Su Yan: "???"

Seeing her brother looking confused again, Su Erke was very happy.

Then he asked again: "What do you mean by this expression? Are you saying I'm stupid?"

"Since everyone got such high scores in the exam, but I got such low scores, why didn't you ask me if something went wrong during the exam?"

Su Yan was a little tired, but still asked cooperatively: "Then what happened to you during the exam? For example...stomach pain?"

Su Erke shook his head and said with a frightened look on his face: "I don't have a stomachache, it's just that I wanted to copy the answers from my deskmate, and then the invigilator kept staring at me. It's scary in retrospect."

Su Yan: "..."

At this moment, Su Yan was completely speechless by his second sister.

Thought.

This sister is considered useless, so she can be remade and let her parents have a fourth sister.

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