Chapter 67: Who Stole Whom?
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At night, the group of car thieves wore black sun masks.
They sneaked past the parked car in front of them.
Suddenly, the leader of the person stopped, stopped the accomplice behind, and said in a low voice:
"Second brother, look, is there someone in this car, or is it empty?"
Next to the leading car thief, a thin monkey-like young man took out a black tube from his pocket and stuck it to his eyes.
It was a rudimentary night vision goggles.
The second old man held up the night vision goggles, looked into the car window with a frown, looked at it for a while, and suddenly smiled.
"There's no one inside, boss, it's a fatty fish this time."
The boss who started nodded slightly, took a set of toolboxes handed over by the person behind, and said:
"If you want to blame, blame this car owner for being stupid, I see that this car is ninety percent new, and he dares to stop in the middle of the night where this bird does not."
"If the brothers do not accept this windfall wealth, it is unrighteous."
As soon as these words came out, several thieves behind them all smiled in unison.
This car owner is also a fool and has a fool's luck, you call him stupid... He can still afford to drive such a good car.
Why do fools have more money?
The second thief rubbed his hands hesitantly:
"How to look at this car, it is also a mid-range car, negotiate the price, sell him for 108,000, enough to play with his friend and girlfriend for a few months."
"Okay, don't talk when you get closer, hurry up!"
The boss gave an order.
The group of thieves went around from behind, two sentries, and one moved.
If you see the owner of the car returning, he is generally responsible for going up and asking for directions, distracting the other party and delaying time.
This group of people can be described as having a clear division of labor.
The boss touched the door of the cab, opened the toolbox, and took out a small diamond glass knife from it.
He pressed the small cutting knife against the glass of the cab, made a circular mark, and then struck it with a wooden handle to the center of the circle.
Only a "bang" was heard, and a small round piece of glass was knocked off the glass.
"Bring me the pole."
The boss whispered.
"Gotta go."
The second man pulled out a three-fold iron rod from behind his butt, connected by iron wires, like a simplified arm, very flexible.
The boss took the iron rod, reached into the glass hole, and after only a few seconds of tinkering, he heard the sound of the lock being opened.
As soon as he pulled the handlebars, the door was easily opened.
The two car thieves looked inside, and sure enough, there was no one, and they were instantly relieved, and said joyfully:
"The money sent to the door, buddy will collect it for you."
The two then climbed into the cab and began to dismantle the igniter.
This car is twisted by the car key to ignite, as long as the key port can be removed, directly over the lock, and the relay wire can be connected, it can be directly ignited.
Then, this group of thieves can drive the car and escape.
Change hands to a black shop and sell it at a good price.
This set of business processes, several people are already quite familiar, needless to say, familiar with the road.
However.
Just as the boss pulled out the lock and immediately lit the fire.
Suddenly, I heard the sound of a car engine in the dark night!
Then, two headlights swept by, and out of the light came a van, the tires rolled over, and a throttle rushed past them.
"This horse is stepping on ... Isn't it our van? "
Why did you suddenly drive away?!
The two thieves were instantly blinded.
Then, they saw their accomplices who were on the sentry, ran over in a panic, and cried:
"Big brother, second brother, our car has been stolen!"
Rumble!
When the two car thieves heard this, the whole person stayed for two seconds as if he had been struck by lightning.
Stepping on the horse, we stole the car, and as a result, our own car was stolen?!
This spread to the industry, and it must not be laughed to death by peers!
The eldest brother at the head instantly rushed with anger and blood, pointing at the noses of the two accomplices and roaring:
"Old three and fourth, I stepped on the horse to let you put your sentry, are your eyes a decoration?"
"So the big car ran out under your nose?"
Hearing this reprimand, the third and fourth elders were very aggrieved.
"Big brother, you don't know the situation just now."
The third man said breathlessly:
"At that time, a person walked towards us, looking like the owner of this car, and the two of us quickly went up to talk."
"It was just a few small talks, and he was chatting and secretly moving towards our van."
"Our attention is all on this car and the man, for fear that he will notice our movements, how can we think that he is hitting the attention of our car?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
The fourth man also hurriedly came up, helped him talk, and added oil and vinegar.
"And we are estimated to have met a master this time, I was half a meter away from that kid, and as soon as I touched my pocket, the car keys were gone."
"I don't even know when he stole our car keys, I don't feel anything at all!"
After the boss listened, he was dazzled.
"You guys... The horse still has a face to say..."
He stole a car for more than ten years, entered the bureau two or three times, and never encountered such a thing.
Although my little bread is not worth much.
But this is not a matter of money, this is a matter of dignity!
It's about a craftsman's self-esteem.
"I'll pump you guys!"
"Big brother, big brother, big brother... Forget it, forget it..."
The second elder saw that the eldest brother was angry, and hurriedly went over and made a mud.
"Brother, think about it, our car is exchanged for broken bread, and this business is not a loss."
"Let's hurry up and drive this car away, sell it at a good price!"
The second elder said while glaring at the third and fourth elders.
The two people understood in their hearts, and quickly nodded like pounding garlic.
"That's right, big brother, this time count ours, we don't want the money for selling the car."
"Let's hurry up and get the damage back..."
Boss: ...
After holding back for a few seconds, he finally sighed and ignored the laughter of the two.
After a while of tinkering with his head down, with a buzz, the car successfully lit a fire.
"Go, go quickly, it's not good to stay here for long, there's dirty, Mader."
Five car thieves squeezed into the carriage uncomfortably.
Then, with a puff of smoke, he also ran away.
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And at the same time.
On the road on the outskirts of the city.
A van sped by.
The person sitting in the car was none other than Su Chen.
"It saved me a little bit of trouble, and I was worried about how to dispose of the car and change the means of transportation."
Su Chen said to himself:
"I'm afraid the action of the expert group will be very fast, I hope those car thieves can run far..."
And in the live broadcast room, the barrage is already laughing crazy.
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