Global Movie Emperor

“Dingle bell…Dingle bell…Dingle bell….”

"Holy crap! Who is it? Turn off the alarm! Isn't it annoying? Turn it off for me early in the morning! I'm sleepy... Lu Er! Lu Er! Look at whose phone it was smashed. !”

A big smelly foot kicked Lu Ze in the face and almost stuffed it into Lu Ze's mouth. Only then did Lu Ze sleepily open his eyes, looked around confusedly, followed the sound, picked up the phone from the ground and turned it off. I dropped the alarm, and when the sound disappeared, I threw it really far away, then covered my face with a pillow to avoid being kicked again, and closed my eyes again.

The room fell into silence again. After a while, Comrade Song Guiyuan, who was sleeping above Lu Ze and the culprit who kicked Lu Ze in the face, snored again. But within two minutes, there was a sudden knock on the door of the room. The sound of the door woke up Zhuang Yu's photography friends. He glanced at his watch and yelled outside.

"It's half past five in the morning. Stop knocking! What are you doing so early? Stop knocking! You're deaf!"

After a while of yelling, the door became quiet...but after my photography friend lay down again, he murmured again: "How could I remember...what's going on today?"

The room was quiet...quiet...and then...oh shit! ! ! Damn it! ! ! Damn it! ! ! !

All the old men in the room jumped up, except for Song Guiyuan who was sleeping like a pig. Lu Ze didn't know if it was because of his hangover that his head was not working properly, so he sat down on Song Guiyuan's belly and almost gave him death. Lao Song squeezed out his intestines, grabbed the half bottle of beer left on the bedside table, and poured it on Lao Song's face.

"Ah!!!...Lu Ze! I'm going to fuck you!!!"

.......

Forty minutes later, a group of rough men in long coats hurried out of the room, their heads of sweat glistening in the morning sun. Except for Zhuang Yu, everyone's hair was shaped like a chicken coop. of.

The stylist who knocked on the door just now was scheduled to style the groom and groomsmen at 5:30. He left the house at 5:50, but the whole group didn't finish washing until 6:05! Not to mention styling, Lu Ze's hair was still dripping with water before he even had time to blow dry it.

"I said don't drink so much! Don't drink so much! You won't listen! The more I stop you, the harder it gets! And you drive! Don't drive! Now you are driving under the influence! How dare you touch the steering wheel? Zhuangzi! Get in the car! Get in the car quickly!"

Zhuang Yu's voice broke when he spoke, and the veins in his neck burst out, and the blood could reach a meter high. He slapped his thighs, jumped up and down and roared, and quickly put Zhuang Yu, who was still in a daze, into the car. Lu Ze also hurriedly got into a four-by-four G at the back, holding his head and letting out a long sigh. Not only was it a headache caused by the hangover, but he also felt embarrassed.

From the time he was filming "Leader", he knew that Song Guiyuan's words about drinking less could not be believed! Lao Song's drinking was not considered self-punishment. Seeing the wine was like seeing his biological father.

How much did you drink last night? At the dinner, including both men and women, about twenty people drank eight bottles of liquor and ten boxes of beer. In the end, twelve men rushed to the bar and received the 160 bottles of beer plus four bottles of Martell that were given as a gift when signing up the card. After pouring it into their stomachs, even Song Guiyuan and Lu Ze, who were the best drinkers, were knocked down.

Fortunately, Zhuang Yu didn't drink much at the bar, because he was almost exhausted at the dinner. He only drank three or four bottles of beer when he went to the bar, but he ate five or six fruit plates, which was a scary amount of food...

"I realize that you are really causing harm to people! It's almost the morning rush hour. If we don't arrive at the bride's house until nine o'clock and then go to the banquet venue, the guests will all starve to death!"

"Are you still blaming me? Didn't you scream happily? The beer is boring, just like water. I have to drink something exciting, but now it's exciting! My wife won't be able to skin me when I get home? No, you have to accompany me home later...Hey! Brother, eat sweets and feel happy."

The two of them were arguing and swearing. When they stopped at a red light, they each smiled and threw wedding candies and cigarettes into the car window next to the car next to them. When the car continued to drive away when the light turned green, they started to curse again, and they continued to quarrel until Wang Zhen. The house where it is located is completely over.

"Mr. Zhuang! Fifteen minutes! There are only fifteen minutes left! The venue is urging us, and we are all waiting!"

The planner's constant reminders of time made everyone tense up. Lu Ze looked at the camera's chubby figure and it was so hard to run. He couldn't run even if he was holding him up. His brain got hot and he grabbed the camera and resisted. On his shoulder, he told the photographer to meet upstairs, and then rushed to the front.

"This kid... still runs so fast. He will vomit later. Brother, want some?"

Song Guiyuan was not in a hurry anymore. He leaned against the car door and nibbled on melon seeds. He handed the melon seeds to the planner with a smile. Suddenly he saw a call coming from his cell phone. He was frightened when he saw the caller ID. He quickly hung up the phone and touched his chest. Take a breath.

According to custom, no one who has been married or divorced can be the best man. Of course, he is not the same. He was just playing along yesterday. Thinking about it, a dozen soy sauce bastards gave the groom and best man too much. .....If Zhuang Xue knew this, he would probably sink his body into the swimming pool.

...

The elevator reached the seventh floor. This was Zhuang Yu's old house. After all, he was a native of the Imperial Capital and had several properties in the Imperial Capital. Lu Ze took the lead and got out of the elevator first, walking backwards to take a picture of Zhuang Yu's face. This is called a professional. Looking at Zhuang Yu hurriedly patted the door, sweating profusely. Although he felt a little guilty, he still wanted to laugh.

"Dong dong dong! Wife, I'm here to pick you up! Open the door quickly!"

"Who cares about calling me wife? You are more than half an hour late and we are all anxious. Originally we wanted to make it easier for you to get in, but now... don't even think about it! Let's test you first! Put you and Zhen How did Zhen Jian meet, how did we get together, and tell us all our best memories!"

"Sister! Stop making trouble! Time is running out! It's really too late. Hurry up and open the door!"

The more urgent it gets, the more energetic the bridesmaids inside become, and they keep yelling, which makes the angry men outside feel itchy. Zhuang Yu no longer has his elegant temperament, his face is red, his lips are pursed, and his brain is working rapidly. , just ready to talk about his love history with Wang Zhen.

Lu Ze suddenly noticed that the group of people behind the photographer had also come up. He rolled his eyes and had an idea. He put his index finger on his lips to tell everyone to be silent. Then he tiptoed to the elevator door and handed the camera to After the photographer, he deliberately made the sound of his heels very loud, as if he had just come out of the elevator. He took a breath, controlled his false vocal cords, and lowered his voice to make it more mature and difficult to let go. The acquaintance recognized him and finally spoke with a Beijing accent.

"Hello, I am Jiaojing from the Jiaojing Brigade in xx District. I came to see you get married and didn't want to disturb your big day. However, you merged dangerously along the way, driving over the speed limit of 20%, and went on the sidewalk to go around the traffic lights. Please ask the driver who was driving just now to cooperate with the investigation and give me your driver's license. Wait...have you been drinking? It smells so strong, Xiao Zhao, Xiao Zhao..."

Lu Ze's head was twisted as if he was having an epileptic seizure. He kept winking at one of the groomsmen, and then he realized what he was doing and quickly agreed.

"Hey! Hey! Captain..."

"What kind of alcohol tester...what kind of alcohol tester is that? Oh yes, give me the alcohol tester. Let's start with you, Mr. Lu Ze. Please take a breath."

Zhuang Yu's friend was also excited. He laughed until he was convulsing and had to control his voice to respond: "Okay, I'll give you the king's team."

In an instant, Lu Ze stood on the opposite side, changed his voice, and pretended to be panicked: "Well... I'm sorry, we drank last night, but we really didn't drink this morning. Please, Mr. JC, We're getting married here, can you wait a moment?"

Then he stood in the same position as before, and even his body movements were perfectly controlled. Even the best man and the cameraman standing nearby were almost convinced and murmured: "This actor can act anywhere..." .?"

"I'm sorry, now the law has made it very clear to the public. Everyone knows the dangers of drunk driving. I can't wait until your wedding is over, right? Will you still hit the road smelling of alcohol later? Come on, blow it, if Once the alcohol has decomposed, it will be fine. Come and blow. Look, the alcohol concentration per 100 milligrams of blood is sixty-two. You are driving drunk. Come on, next person, blow. You are seventy-two, which is higher than Mr. Lu. Hurry up. You're driving drunk, how dare you drive after drinking so much? Next, Mr. Zhuang Yu, please give me a blow too."

"Brother Zhuang...? What's going on? Did you all drink and drive together? You... why are you so uneasy! Don't drink on your big day... .”

The door was suddenly opened a crack. Although Zhuang Yu hadn't completely sobered up, he was so treacherous that he reacted immediately. He clasped his hands and opened the door, which shocked Wang Zhen's best friend. .

"Come on! Come on!"

In an instant, a group of men rushed into the house. A group of women had not yet figured out what was going on. They were so frightened by this scene that they screamed and were then blocked by red envelopes. Although they still stopped them, they no longer had the same attitude as before. So tough.

"Zhuangzi! Flowers! Flowers! Don't forget the flowers!"

A bouquet of roses was thrown directly into Zhuang Yu's arms. He did not hesitate, knelt on one knee on the ground, slid forward a short distance, and held a handful of flowers in front of Wang Zhen.

"It's been so late, I thought you were not getting married. It was Lu Er who acted just now, right? He was the only one who could act so well. He was so full of bad intentions, I was scared to death. I thought you were really going to get married on the day of your wedding. Go and stay at the police station, the bastard is waiting for me to take care of him later."

This thing is strange. If it was true as Lu Zeyan's police said, there would be no need to pick up the bride. The convoy would have been detained in the middle of the road, but who made Lu Zeyan look so similar? Top-notch dialogue skills really don't mean just dropping in a random person so that people in the room can't tell who it is. Each sentence and the intonation of each word must be just right to create this kind of auditory confusion. Effect.

"We will talk about his affairs later. Wang Zhen, please marry me. I will do the laundry, cook the meals, wash the dishes, mop the floor, and earn the money. I will give you flowers. I must take care of you for the rest of my life. I will be yours for the rest of my life." Take the flowers and leave quickly, there’s no need to rush!”

This set of words was spoken very fast, and he finished speaking. He threw the flowers at Wang Zhen. Zhuang Yu hugged Wang Zhen and rushed out. Even Wang Zhen in his arms did not react and subconsciously hugged Wang Zhen. Zhuang Yu let him hug him and run out.

"Shoes! No shoes! I haven't eaten the noodles yet! Hey! Brother Zhuang!"

"Take it! Get in the car and eat!"

...

There are a total of forty-two tables in the venue, and two tables are reserved. In fact, there are only forty tables, and each table is thirteen thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight. It is far less than when Song Guiyuan got married, there were more than two hundred tables, one Zhuang Yu and Wang Zhen don't have many friends because Zhuang Yu and Wang Zhen don't have many friends. Zhuang Yu doesn't like to make friends in that kind of situation. Wang Zhen was sick before, so those friends cut off contact with her. Maybe They also didn't expect that Wang Zhen survived a serious illness, and that she didn't make many friends after her comeback.

Secondly, the two people's family background is also very thin. It is indeed not as strong as the old Song family. After all, Song Guiyuan has been filming for so many years, and one episode only costs three to five million yuan. Zhuang Yu was a photographer before, and Wang Zhen earned the money. All the money was spent on medical treatment, and it was already quite difficult for the two of them to take out a loan to buy a villa.

Because of this, the two of them didn't even think about renting a castle abroad or renting a manor somewhere when they got married, just like ordinary people, they would hold it in a hotel.

In addition to relatives and friends of both parties, the guests present included senior executives of Tiancheng Media, well-known artists, and actors whom they had met from previous filming. In fact, many trainees from Tiancheng were also present, but they were not qualified. When I came to the table, I came here to perform. After performing my talent, I took a red envelope and sent him away.

But even so, these kids put on a really good show on stage. They sang, danced, played and sang, and used whatever special skills they had. Each one was more exciting than the other. They wanted to perform with their mouths smashing rocks, and their necks locking steel bars. He pricked his mouth with needles and ate raw glass shards, etc., just to avoid being noticed by the company leaders in the audience.

However, Lu Ze couldn't see the hard work of these children. He was helplessly watching two crying children rolling on the ground. One of these two children was Xiaoliang, the other was the daughter of Wang Zhen's cousin, and the two Xiaohua Tong's parents were not present. He was a child after all, so it was inevitable that he would be frightened. No matter how much Lu Ze coaxed him, he would not get up.

Soon, the little girl's mother came back and coaxed the child. When Xiaoliang saw that his comrade had stopped crying, he sat on the ground and started howling. Lu Ze didn't care, eating melon seeds and watching him cry. Sometimes children are the most spiritual. Actor, the more you coax him, the more energetic he will be, and he will really stop crying after a good beating.

"Stop crying! If you cry again, I'll beat you! Hold it back!"

Once again, he performed a fierce look, which scared Xiaoliang's cries away. He just pulled Lu Ze's trousers and asked him where his parents were. Lu Ze remembered Zhuang Xue's appearance just now and couldn't help but sigh. I touched Xiao Liang's neatly combed hair this morning. If Lao Song couldn't get over this hurdle today, Xiao Liang would probably become a child of a single-parent family.

Soon, the wedding started. Lu Ze carried Xiao Liang and took him to the center of the venue. He didn't have to worry about the rest. Along the way, there were whispers in his ears. Lu Ze didn't pay attention to it. They were just surprised at Lu Ze's presence. What kind of emotions were contained in their words could not be used to slander Lu Ze in the slightest. Just talk about it.

After the wedding started, everything was very festive, but the master of ceremonies did not talk about having a baby early, because Wang Zhen really couldn't conceive. This fact was obviously that the two newlyweds were prepared, but it could be seen that Zhuang Yu's parents were worried about it. The daughter-in-law was not very satisfied.

According to the thinking of the older generation, it is actually not difficult to understand that although Zhuang Xue already has a child, can his grandson have a biological grandson? Of course, it would be better to have a child named Zhuang, which also led to the fact that at the wedding banquet, although the two elders did not complain, their smiles were somewhat unnatural.

Perhaps Zhuang Yu's parents were the biggest difficulty in their marriage, but Lu Ze was an outsider and couldn't control it. He could only watch from the sidelines.

What's interesting is the hydrangea tossing session. There were obviously so many bridesmaids in the audience vying for the prize, but Wang Zhen just threw it casually, and directly worked a miracle with great force, and threw it on Lu Ze's table. Ze was startled. It would be a bit too accurate to say that Wang Zhen did it on purpose. He could hit Lu Ze with his back to Lu Ze. However, if it was a coincidence, the blessing in Wang Zhen's smile was... Lu Ze accepted it easily.

The wedding is officially over, the wine and food are brought to the table by the waiter, and the two newlyweds here also start to toast. Of course, most of the wine mixed with water is water. If you really drink it... Lao Zhuang will not think about the wedding ceremony tonight. Yes, the IV drip in the hospital is pretty much the same.

After paying homage to Lu Ze's table, Lu Ze ate something casually and planned to stand up and leave. Although Zhuang Yu basically drank water, the alcohol was still present in his body. He was also very confused at this time. He didn't stop him too much and just said pick a fight. After spending some time together alone, the two hugged and prepared to leave, but they didn't expect Wang Zhen to call Lu Ze behind him.

"When it's your turn to get married, give me a letter too. I believe it will be soon."

"Who knows, but I guess I'll be leaving soon."

"Call me when you get home, Lu'er."

On the way home, Lu Ze never dropped the hydrangea thrown by Wang Zhen, staring at it and thinking quietly. Finally, when he arrived at Luhua Station, he picked up his phone and sent Gao Peiling a text message.

"Find a chance to come home and meet my parents with me."

"..."