Global reincarnation: I simulate past and present lives

It's not good to listen to other people's calls.

But romantic affairs between men do not count.

Men all like to show off their romantic affairs in front of their friends.

Zhao Wenqiang was like this. While hanging up the phone, he sighed to Shen Xiujin in a pretentious manner: "Woman, it's so annoying."

Shen Xiujin wanted to slap him, but she expressed sincere admiration: "Brother Zhao, you are so awesome."

Zhao Wenqiang waved his hand: "Xiu Jin, you don't know that this is very annoying. I have to deal with it every day."

Shen Xiujin's heart moved and she said, "Then you are usually so busy, do you still have time to deal with it?"

"There is nothing I can do. My heart seems to have been divided into several parts and given to them. What can I do, of course, I can only suffer and be tired."

I really deserve a beating after hearing this.

But Shen Xiujin also knows that men like to show off in front of men.

To show that you are charming.

Shen Xiujin nodded in agreement, "Brother Zhao, if you are really too busy, I can help you get the body."

"Huh?" Zhao Wenqiang was amused: "The embalmers always push the corpse away, why are you still trying to push it towards yourself?"

Shen Xiujin said seriously: "I just came here and want to learn more as soon as possible."

Zhao Wenqiang expressed his understanding. No wonder Shen Xiujin had just flattered him. Shen Xiujin was probably worried about losing her job, so she wanted to behave better.

"Okay." Zhao Wenqiang agreed directly.

It's normal for the embalmers to exchange corpses privately to do a favor or something, but Shen Xiujin doesn't have anyone left alive anyway.

He led Shen Xiujin to his mortuary room.

Shen Xiujin discovered that Zhao Wenqiang's mortuary was much more elegant.

The lights were decorated in yellow, and there was a tape recorder next to it, and a Dj song was playing inside.

"Let's rock together... let's rock together..."

On the tool table, there were many more tools for burial than him, and there was a corpse placed in front of him.

He was a man, his face was pitch-black, his features were ferocious and distorted, his eyes were huge, and he was apparently suffering a lot of pain before he died.

"This man's name is Li Jian! He is a ruthless man, the son of the boss of the Tong Gang." Zhao Wenqiang said.

The Tong Gang, a local gangster gang, and some gangsters on the streets belong to them and control many illegal transactions here.

Shen Xiujin wondered: "Did he be killed by his enemies?"

Zhao Wenqiang smiled and said: "Where, the higher-ups recently decided to rectify this area, but this kid dared to go against the trend and killed a couple in a fight. His father couldn't save himself, so the kid committed suicide by taking medicine."

Shen Xiujin looked strange: "Such a person wouldn't commit suicide secretly, would he?"

"Isn't that true? I was also surprised at the time, but maybe he committed suicide because he knew he couldn't escape. Anyway, it's up to you. You can do it here, so you don't have to move the body."

Shen Xiujin nodded: "I understand, Brother Zhao."

Zhao Wenqiang had already taken off his clothes and neatly folded them aside.

"Then I'll go and bring you breakfast tomorrow."

"Um."

"Do a good job and I'll introduce you to your girlfriend later."

After Zhao Wenqiang left, Shen Xiujin prepared to tidy up the face of the corpse.

This twisted appearance is really scary.

But just as he reached out, he didn't know if it was his imagination, but the eyelids of the corpse seemed to move.

Shen Xiujin raised his eyebrows, something was wrong.

He did see clearly just now. Not only did the eyelids of the corpse move, but his fingers also moved.

evil Dead!

It has happened many times here, and many embalmers died because of this.

Theoretically, it is stipulated here that once a corpse mutates, the first safety rule is to hold the corpse down and call someone, and security will rush over.

What can be stipulated is stipulated.

After all, the embalmers are not martial arts masters. If they were really good, they wouldn't come here to put makeup on corpses and look for better jobs.

As for security, people here are over 50 years old. There is no other way. The crematorium also needs to save money.

So basically the number of embalmers who died was relatively high.

Relatively speaking, it is much cheaper to be an undertaker. After all, those in this profession have no choice.

"You can't be so unlucky, right? You've only been here a few days and you encountered a zombie?"

The body must be disposed of as soon as possible, not even overnight!

Once done, it will be cremated.

Shen Xiujin picked up the paintbrush, pinched the corpse's face, and prepared to take action.

"Um?"

Shen Xiujin felt something was wrong, the body was dead but not stiff.

After a normal corpse dies, its body is as stiff as iron, but this one is soft and soft.

Something is very wrong.

At this moment, the corpse's eyes suddenly turned and looked towards Shen Xiujin.

In the mouth, fangs suddenly sprouted.

Rigor mortis, this thing sucks blood.

Military boxing! Body training!

The skill exploded instantly.

He punched it, and the iron-like fist hit the corpse's cheek directly.

"you……"

The corpse shouted, his eyes full of disbelief.

"The corpse can actually talk?"

Shen Xiujin herself was also incredible.

This body cannot be left alone.

Get the corpse-holding nail from the side.

This thing is distributed, and it is said that it has been opened. If the corpse turns into a corpse, it will be nailed to the forehead or heart of the corpse.

The Hundred Hands Phantom Technique was activated, a total of five nails were driven into the limbs of the corpse, and the last one was aimed at the heart of the corpse.

"Don't……"

"puff!"

The nails were driven in, and the body remained motionless, with its mouth still open and its eyes full of human inconceivability.

Shen Xiujin breathed a sigh of relief, but felt a little strange in his heart.

Why do you think this is not a corpse, but a person?

But what the hell are fangs?

"It's probably a species that has transformed into a corpse."

Shen Xiujin shook his head slightly and hurriedly buried the body.

As the burial was completed, the originally soft body gradually hardened and became truly dead.

The nails were pulled out, the blood hole was repaired with a thick layer of foundation, and the burial was completed.

…

…

outside world.

A group of people looked at it dumbfounded.

"Really a zombie?"

"No, this is not a corpse transformation. I don't feel any Yin Qi. This is just a human being."

"What? Doesn't it mean he's not dead?"

"Then why were you pushed here and it looked like you were dead just now?"

"Fake death!"

"Stop arguing, don't you know it by looking at the black and white picture?"

A group of people all stopped talking in a tacit agreement and looked at the black and white picture inside.

…

A black and white picture appears, showing the life of the corpse.

His name is Li Jian, the son of the leader of the Tong Gang. He grew up with a golden key in his mouth.

Influenced by his father, he has been very aggressive and aggressive since he was a child, doing things even more extreme than his father. He killed many people.

The limelight has been tight recently, and his father repeatedly warned him not to cause trouble, but he didn't care and killed a young couple.

The superiors originally wanted to cause trouble for him, but now they were caught and wanted to arrest him.

In desperation, he took a zombie medicine passed down from the orc tribe.

It is said that after eating it, one can feign death for a period of time and then be resurrected.

Li Jian's original plan was to suddenly resurrect at this time, then kill the undertaker, and finally leave here at night and flee to another place.

It's a pity that despite all his calculations, Shen Xiujin appeared here and was crucified here all at once.

"So that's it."

Shen Xiujin frowned, maybe because he had been threatened by gangsters in the orphanage before, and he hated these gangsters the most.

The man in black robe turned over the book, picked up his pen, and wrote again:

【Li Jian.】

[After doing all the bad things, you will lose your sight, and evil people will be punished by evil people.]

Shen Xiujin was speechless. Does this mean he is a villain?

He scratched his head, feeling embarrassed.

But just like before, the rewards are coming.

There is one more piece of information in my mind: Ironhide Kung.

[As long as you keep eating, your skin will become tougher and tougher. It will be invulnerable to water and fire.]

Shen Xiujin was stunned.

What a good thing, you can actually become invulnerable to water and fire by eating.

After packing her things and changing into casual clothes, Shen Xiujin walked out.

"It's time to get off work, Xiu Jin." The other undertaker happened to be off work as well. He was a man several years older than Shen Xiu Jin, named Zhang Min.

He was a nice person, always smiling and saying hello to Shen Xiujin.

"Yeah, I'm hungry. I'm going to have something to eat. Why don't you go back to the house?"

Zhang Min nodded: "I made an appointment with my girlfriend."

Shen Xiujin is envious, everyone has a girlfriend.

Then I saw Zhang Min holding several condoms and stuffing them into his pockets.

Five in total.

Shen Xiujin raised his eyebrows, looking at how skinny Zhang Min was. He didn't expect his fighting ability to be so powerful.

As expected, everyone here at the crematorium is talented.

After walking out of the crematorium, Shen Xiujin went directly to the night market.

After coming to work here, Zhao Dongquan gave Shen Xiujin 1,000 yuan in living expenses for daily expenses.

He usually doesn't smoke or drink, so he doesn't spend much money.

I ordered a stir-fried chicken offal and braised fish, a bowl of hot and sour soup, and a bowl of rice.

Start cooking.

This shop tastes good. It is the best business on this street and the taste is very good.

The fried chicken is spicy, but the spicier it is, the more I want to eat it.

The braised fish is very tasty, the fish juice is like pus, sour and spicy.

Hot and sour soup is very hot, but it tastes best when it's hot.

Suddenly, Shen Xiujin almost swallowed it with his tongue, feeling that this was the most delicious food he had ever eaten in his life.

After eating a large bowl of rice quickly, something strange happened.

In the abdomen, the rice was consumed quickly.

Waves of warm feeling spread towards the limbs and bones.

The power of food is transformed quickly and blends into the skin in the blink of an eye.

His skin was rapidly tightening and hardening.

It was fine at first, but after a while, I suddenly felt hungry.

"It turns out that energy will be consumed very quickly during exercise."

Shen Xiujin understood: "Boss, another bowl of rice."

"You are in the crematorium. I will give you a dish."

The landlady came over. Although she was forty years old, her charm was still there. She was wearing a short red skirt and a low-cut top.

Shen Xiujin took a closer look and saw that it was a delicious dish: braised tofu and shredded pork.