Global shock: You call this a zoo

"hey-hey……"

"hey-hey……"

Xue Haoyu was sitting at his desk dressed neatly early this morning, looking at the news reports on the computer, and kept giggling.

It’s time to go to their Human and Nature column.

By then, everyone will definitely be shocked!

This is a real animal.

Moreover, they were the first to report it, which can definitely establish his status as a master of animal reporting in one fell swoop.

The team behind Boss Su may be able to develop more animals in the future.

Xue Haoyu decided that from now on, he would go to Blue Sky Zoo every day and must establish a good relationship with Boss Su.

"Boss, the show has been broadcast!"

From behind the desk nearby, the cameraman stuck his head out and shouted.

Everyone was staring at the computer screen.

"Hello everyone, this is the Hangcheng People and Nature column. Today..."

Xue Haoyu looked at himself in the picture with a smile.

Humph, today's column is all about the Blue Sky Zoo. As for the Qintian Zoo, just kidding, there are a few robot animals, what kind of program is there?

No, Qin Dalang did appear on the show in the end and had his pants taken off by a giant panda!

The entire team was staring at the program on the screen, but...as time went by, everyone's expressions gradually became solemn.

The real-time barrages in the show seemed to have been discussed, and they were all condemning them.

[That’s nonsense. When did the Human and Nature column start to make lies? 】

[That’s it, resurrected animals? Hahahaha, I’m laughing so hard. In what era, animals have long been extinct, okay? Is this host crazy? 】

[What a bad way to teach children. I have never heard of this "giant panda" when I grow up. A bear is a bear, a cat is a cat, and a panda? Look at this thing you made, what the hell is it? 】

[It looks cute, but... it has to comply with the laws of nature. If you make fake robot animals without permission, you will have to go to court! 】

[Don’t watch it, don’t watch it, it’s bullshit, who are you trying to fool with a made-up animal?]

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Everyone is unanimously condemning them.

They all express the same meaning. The animals in the pictures have never appeared in reality, and are not even recorded in textbooks.

Everyone agreed that the Human and Nature column must have received money from the Blue Sky Zoo to sensationalize, confuse right and wrong, and actually use the excuse of resurrecting animals to attract attention.

"Jingle Bell!"

Suddenly, the phone on the table rang.

Xue Haoyu reached out and picked it up with an ugly expression.

"What are your program crew doing? Can you do it? If you can't do it, get out of here!"

Just as it touched my ear, a deafening roar came from the receiver.

"I'm telling you, take the show off the shelves immediately and apologize to the public."

"Isn't it true that you can even say something as ridiculous as the resurrection of animals?"

"Everyone is suspended for reflection. The next episode of the Human and Nature program will be suspended. When the incident subsides, you can start working again!"

"Director, it's not..."

Just as Xue Haoyu was about to speak, a rough hang-up sound came from the other end of the phone.

"Boss, this...our program?"

"Continue broadcasting...haven't we seen whether it is a real animal? If something goes wrong, I will resign!"

Xue Haoyu took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and roared:

"They are all ignorant people. When they take a look at the Blue Sky Zoo, they will know how stupid they are!"

"Where's the director?"

"No matter how good the program is, as long as it lasts for a few days, when the biologists come to conduct an on-site inspection, everything will be revealed."

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Qintian Zoo.

Qin Dalang held the phone, looked at the barrage on the computer screen in front of him, raised his head and glanced outside, and lowered his voice and said:

"Well done, but can the price be lower?"

A middle-aged man's voice came from the other side, and his tone was very rude.

"The price of the navy is like this, 50 cents a piece, which is already very cheap. Boss Qin, this is openly going against the TV station. If something goes wrong, do you know the risks we are taking?"

"Okay, the money will be transferred right away. And the next thing...do you know anyone?"

"The price is not cheap. Sneaking into the zoo without permission and destroying the robot animals. If we are caught, we will have to go to jail."

Qin Dalang quickly said:

"Money is not an issue. As long as you can destroy that robot animal, everything will be easy!"

"Since you were introduced by an acquaintance, for 100,000 yuan, we can take action tonight."

"Isn't it a little bit so fast..."

"Haha, just pay a deposit of 50,000, it's professional and fast!"

After saying that, the person on the other end hung up the phone directly.

"call……"

Qin Dalang breathed a long sigh of relief and gritted his teeth.

"Blue Sky Zoo, since you won't give me a way to survive, then you can't even think about it!"

In a rented private house on the outskirts of Hancheng.

Wang Xiaoyong clasped his feet and turned to the two people beside him and shouted:

"Xiaoer, Xiaochun, prepare yourself tonight and come to live."

"Brother, are you going to post this barrage again? I've created another hundred accounts."

"Hang it, why don't you pay it? It's fifty cents a piece!"

The three of them were all skinny, looking as if their bodies had been exhausted by the night for a long time, and they had thick dark circles under their eyes.

Wang Xiaoyong pressed the Enter key hard and sent out the last barrage. He clapped his hands and stood up from the chair and stretched his waist.

"Go and catch up on some sleep, the work tonight is not going to be easy!"

My younger brother Wang Xiaoer curled his lips and smiled.

"What's so difficult? Isn't it true that the Blue Sky Zoo only has one owner? There isn't even a security guard. If you ask me, he probably doesn't even know when we enter through the gate."

"That's wrong!"

Cousin Wang Xiaochun held his eyes and slowly turned his head.

"Details, pay attention to details. This is the first time we have taken on this kind of job. We can earn 100,000 in one go. How many posts do we need to help people post!"

"Besides, I've already posted enough posts. It's really uncomfortable to be scolded by people all day long."

"alright!"

Wang Xiaoyong patted the two of them on the shoulders and said sincerely:

"As long as we handle this matter smoothly and our reputation is known, will we still worry about not making any money?"

"That's right, I will never be a sailor again!"

"And that crappy novel. If I write another online novel, I'll eat the keyboard!"

The two looked at the elder brother and agreed in unison.

"kindness!"

Wang Xiaoyong looked at his two brothers and nodded calmly.

Isn't it just a zoo that is about to close down, but this boss is really generous. No matter what method he uses, he just needs to destroy the bear-like animal.

Haha, robot animal.

If there are no instructions, it will be no different from a wooden pile. This task is not difficult at all!