Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Ouch..."

"Big sword? What do you mean?"

Dabai lay on the grass and kept shaking his head.

Director Su Bai was so abominable that Leng Buding actually told him to follow him out to do a task tonight.

and……

Still telling it with a bad smile, something good is coming!

That's it?

What is a good thing about "big sword"?

After thinking hard for a long time, Dabai couldn't figure out why.

"Peng..."

Dabai kicked the little polar bear next to him awake and asked cautiously:

"Little bastard, do you know what the principal said today?"

"roar……"

Xiaobai scratched his forehead, rolled his eyes, and then howled.

"Dad Bai, are you going to be dragged out to do hard labor? Why do I feel that Principal Su Bai's smile is so sinister!"

"hiss……"

Dabai immediately shuddered after hearing this.

What happened last time is still fresh in my memory.

There are many crises.

This time I came here specifically to tell myself.

no!

I understand that I can't just sit back and wait for death. I must find out what the "big sword" is.

You have to prepare in advance!

Thinking of this, Dabai got up from the grass with a shake of his head and hurried out of the panda garden.

In the entire zoo, if you want to say who knows the most about humans, it is the macaw.

However, it seems that this guy's personal freedom is now under threat.

After bypassing countless tourists along the way, Dabai came to a grass nest in the corner of the zoo.

"Save...life!"

"Does anyone have pity on me? Please help me..."

"If someone saves me, who will my macaw tell jokes to?"

A cry of begging could be heard in the distance.

Dabai looked at the ferocious appearance of the ape-eating eagle, and suddenly felt that his decision seemed a bit hasty!

Judging from the appearance of this macaw, it seems that he is living a good life?

"Well, I'm really having a good time, it's better not to disturb me!"

Dabai groaned and decisively prepared to turn around and leave.

"Gah..."

"Are you hungry?"

Suddenly, the ape-eating eagle behind him let out a neighing sound, and then its huge body instantly took off and flew towards the group of lemmings in the distance.

"Brother Bai!"

The macaw quickly got up from the grass nest, looked up and saw Dabai standing in the distance, and rushed towards him while crawling.

"Brother Bai, you have to save your brother..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuah, my brother's life is so miserable!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, the ape-eating eagle will come back soon, find a place for me to hide."

As he said this, the macaw landed on the giant panda's forehead and kept urging him.

After a long time!

Dabai and his macaw lay quietly near the pig pen and looked around carefully.

The honey badger is the only one in this place on weekdays, and even humans rarely come to this place.

Not to mention those animals.

Hidden here, just two words, insurance!

"call……"

The macaw stood by the fence of the pig pen and sighed.

He said with lingering fear:

"It's going to be a difficult life from now on. This ape-eating eagle treats me as its own child. How can we deal with this?"

"The gap is too big!"

"I don't have the ability to resist at all. I'm really convinced. How old am I? I've been through the big swords. Is it interesting to be a child again?"

"kindness?"

Dabai suddenly raised his head and looked at the macaw with excitement.

What did this guy just say?

Big sword?

Sure enough, you found the right macaw.

"Pa..."

He stretched out his bear paw and slapped it to the ground. Dabai lowered his voice and asked:

"What is that 'big sword' you just mentioned? Please tell me carefully!"

"ha?"

The macaw looked at the giant panda above him in surprise, and for a moment he didn't know how to speak.

I seem to have heard from the monkeys recently that the giant panda is behaving a little strangely.

Isn’t it just winter?

It's not yet spring when everything comes back to life, why is this guy thinking about that?

"Why are you lingering? Do you believe I will take you back again?"

Seeing the embarrassed look on the macaw, Dabai could not help but lower his voice and roared.

"roar……"

"Hey, Sister Ape-eating Eagle, King Kong..."

"No, no, no...fuck, please keep your voice down!"

The macaw shouted urgently.

"This...Brother Bai, why are you asking this? You can't get in touch with it either?"

"Director Su Bai said you would take me to the Big Sword tonight? What on earth are you going to do?"

"What the hell?"

The macaw suddenly exclaimed, looking at Dabai with eyes full of envy.

Is the gap that big?

Does the ‘Big Sword’ require a giant panda?

What kind of crappy zoo is this? I don’t care if I don’t wait for you!

I slandered him a few times in my heart.

Then the macaw fell into deep memories and said in a tone full of vicissitudes of life:

"It was a long, long time ago. I remember that the first owner took me there once. I was young at the time and had no idea where it was."

"It wasn't until I met my goddess Fukada on the screen that I understood..."

"So...that's what happened!"

"It's over?"

Dabai waited quietly for a long time, but when the macaw no longer spoke, he couldn't help but ask.

"It's over!"

The macaw said with some confusion:

"Although I heard that I was going to the 'Big Sword' that night, but...that damn owner was so thief that he bolted it to the door for me. Apart from hearing some sounds, I couldn't see anything!"

"Besides, that's an unpleasant call. It's incomparable to Goddess Fukada!"

"Ya Zhudie..."

"Pa..."

Dabai raised his bear paw and slapped this guy on the forehead, roaring viciously:

"You haven't known anything for a long time, that's it!"

"I'll send you back again, you useless piece of trash!"

"Hey, wait!"

The macaw shook its head full of stars, stood up tremblingly, and said in horror:

"Although I didn't know it at the time, but...I found out later!"

"Isn't it just like Mr. Fukada? What's wrong..."

As he said that, the macaw pointed at the two Landrace pigs in the pig pen in front of him and smiled rather obscenely.

"Brother Bai, look, this is the 'big sword'..."

Dabai looked up and saw a Landrace pig lying on top of another pig, constantly...

kindness?

Isn't this what those monkeys do all day long?

That's it?

Is this the "big sword"?

"call……"

Taking a deep breath, Dabai fell deeply into thought.

It seemed that Principal Su Bai had hinted this matter to him last time. Unexpectedly... what he thought was just a casual talk turned out to be true.

That……

"hey-hey……"

Dabai grinned.

Now that you know it, there is nothing to be afraid of.

After preparing for such a long time, those monkeys have learned all the postures, okay?

Come "Big Sword"!

I, Dabai! Fearless!