Global shock: You call this a zoo
Chapter 234 Gao Leng Fan Erha (Small Chapter 4100 words...
"Ouch..."
"Ouch..."
"Ouch..."
Blue Sky Zoo, a hidden corner.
Erha lay on the ground and let out bursts of shrill screams.
It makes people feel distressed to hear it.
"You said...why..."
"What's wrong with me Erha...why don't you even pay attention to me?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu don't bite me..."
"Well……"
The macaw stood aside, looking at Erha's appearance in front of him, with the same frown.
"I want to be a father" and don't even give him a chance?
This is so difficult!
Unexpectedly, Erha just rushed up to say hello, but the female wolf bit her tail without saying a word.
Erha cried in pain at that time.
Even Principal Su Bai saw it and didn't even respond.
"Maybe your approach is not right!"
The macaw thought for a while and then said:
"It's just our first meeting. Logically speaking, it shouldn't bite you directly..."
"but……"
"Brother, it's not that you were talking about you, you should have held back and kept silent at that time!"
"Why!"
After hearing this, Erha jumped up from the ground, pointed his tail at the macaw, and growled:
"Look at my tail, the hair has been ripped off...who can bear this?"
"This is true..."
The macaw looked at the dog's tail that was missing a tuft of hair, seemed to think of something, and nodded in agreement.
"Plucking the hair out is so painful."
"Why don't you go ask Xiaorou's guide dog?"
"I think it's very weak. At least it won't bite you!"
"no!"
Erha squinted his eyes and shook his head.
"Can you give me some good ideas? Don't you call yourself a master of love? You don't have any ideas at all?"
As he spoke, he lowered his head and stared at the macaw in front of him.
"call……"
"Well, there is a way!"
The macaw took a step back slightly, looking confident.
"Do you know where you went wrong?"
"If I knew, would I still ask you?"
Erha stared with his eyes wide open.
"Think about it, what are you? Who are you? You are a dog...it is a wolf!"
"This is not on the same level at all!"
The macaw thought for a while, and then said seriously:
"Wolves are so ferocious...and...haven't you ever seen the Wolf King on TV? They all have that kind of cold and ferocious look, that is, when someone smiles at you, you won't be able to ignore it.
ah!"
"I have watched a lot of TV, and the wolf kings in them all look like this."
"so……"
As he spoke, the macaw spread its wings and flew directly to Erha's head, lowering its voice to a minimum.
"I think wolves must like those who are cold and aloof. They must have hated you when you came up to me with such a playful smile. I think even biting you is a minor offense!"
"After all, I am a wolf, a very ferocious wolf..."
"If you don't change your strategy, I guess... there is no hope at all."
Listening to the sound of the macaw, Erha nodded thoughtfully.
Aloof?
Can't smile playfully?
The problem is, I can’t control myself...
However, when I think of the appearance of the female wolf, her charming figure and hair.
Erha gritted his teeth hard.
"Okay, I understand. Just being aloof is not enough. How can I attract its attention?"
"call……"
The macaw stuck out its tongue, looked up at a group of animals on the grass, and whispered:
"As far as I know, wolf kings are very majestic and have the most authority among the wolves..."
"If you want to attract the attention of the she-wolf, unless all the animals in front of you listen to you, think about it..."
"You roared, and Dabai knelt down in front of you. If the she-wolf saw this, wouldn't it be doubly honorable?"
"If you were more powerful and stamped your claws, Dragon Mother would just... uh... pretend that we didn't say this. This is unlikely."
"Oh, in short, you must find a way to show your ferocity and majesty. This will definitely attract the attention of the female wolf!"
“Let’s take a look when it’s time!”
"Wow, Erha is so powerful... Wow, so many animals in the zoo actually listen to Erha!"
"If I were a she-wolf, then I... would have taken the initiative to find you a long time ago!"
"hiss……"
After hearing this, Erha took a deep breath.
As I pictured the scene in my mind, my whole body began to tremble with excitement.
Damn, this is so cool.
Can……
"It feels really good. The problem is...those guys listen to me, how is that possible..."
When Erha thought of what the guys in Dabai looked like on weekdays, he said helplessly:
"This... I can't beat you. The only ones I can beat in the zoo are you, the little lemmings, and the fennec fox!"
"Would anyone else be willing to listen to me?"
"That's a problem!"
The macaw flapped its wings on its forehead.
"Otherwise, you should start from a young age first...don't you have a godson? Let's do surgery on your godson first!"
"First show off your cold-blooded and cruel side!"
"As for the back!"
"Leave it to me... we've both had our hair plucked, so this busy brother can help you too!"
"I'm going to help you understand that, you just do it..."
"Ouch..."
After hearing this, Erha jumped up excitedly.
"Good brother!!!"
"I'll discuss it with Sanha right away, and we'll take action tonight!"
"The rest is all up to you... If we succeed, in the future in the zoo... there will be a female wolf around, and we must not be bullied!"
As he spoke, he roared and quickly rushed to the lawn in the distance.
"Made, why do I speak so fast!
Looking at Erha's back as he rushed out, the macaw pecked twice at the tree trunk nearby.
It’s over now!
Guang Tu was quick to talk and got himself into such a difficult problem.
How should I persuade this...?
…
night.
The bright moonlight shines down.
Su Bai checked the conditions of the animals in the zoo, and then walked towards the dormitory with Lao Zhou.
“The last day of business is tomorrow!”
"We also need to prepare for the New Year. On New Year's Day... there will definitely be a lot of people and we will be busy again, but on New Year's Eve, we will also celebrate the New Year with these guys on the grass!"
"We will stop feeding the pigs tomorrow and call Zhou Zheng back. We have been busy for several months and it's time to have a good gathering!"
"Why!"
Lao Zhou readily agreed.
“Purchase more things and have a good New Year’s Eve!”
Su Bai looked at the many animals that had fallen asleep and said with a smile.
Although I have been busy completing the task of animal fragments and rarely have time to stay in the Blue Sky Zoo, but...unknowingly, the zoo has grown to this size.
There are also more and more types of animals.
Even the aquarium has been initially built.
"Oh, after the Chinese New Year, maybe there will be more and more animals next year!"
After sighing, Su Bai waved to Lao Zhou and walked towards the office.
It just so happens that the animal fragment function has been disabled for three days, and the day after tomorrow is New Year's Eve.
Su Bai also planned to exchange for new fragment tasks after this year passed.
It can be expected that during the Chinese New Year, the Blue Sky Zoo will definitely be overcrowded.
There is basically little need to worry about the aquarium. After all, after those people enter, there are undersea tunnels and they cannot really come into contact with dolphins and small whales.
The zoo is different, especially children, who will definitely be the most visited during the Spring Festival.
I'm afraid it would be difficult to receive them just by relying on Lao Zhou and Zhou Wan.
"Go to bed early and get up tomorrow to feed the pigs!"
After muttering, Su Bai lay on the bed and slowly fell asleep.
and……
Just at this time.
In the silent zoo.
"Ouch..."
A roar like a wolf's howl came from the grass.
Erha walked slowly across the grass with his head held high, as if he was patrolling his territory.
Walking step by step towards the habitat of the female wolf.
The fennec fox following behind raised its head and followed curiously.
Midnight is when they are active. Ha Daddy has never looked for me in the middle of the night. What is he planning to do?
"Ha Daddy..."
"What are you planning to do in the middle of the night?"
Seeing that he was about to reach the Tyrannosaurus Rex territory step by step, Sanha finally couldn't help but ask.
"Don't say anything, just look at dad's eyes and act!"
"Do you understand?"
Erha responded with a cold voice, narrowed his eyes, and glanced at the fennec fox rather ferociously.
"If you don't want to die... just shut up!"
"hiss……"
The fennec fox caught the moonlight and looked at Hadi's gloomy appearance in front of him, and couldn't help but tremble all over.
Isn't this planning to do something bad?
If you go further inside, you will really reach Mother Long's territory.
Mother Long must be sleeping soundly at this moment. If she wakes up, Ha Daddy... when will he stop seeking death?
"Ouch..."
Erha looked at the figure huddled under a tree, roared softly, shook his head, deliberately made the sound louder, and walked over step by step.
"He..."
The female wolf heard the noise and opened her eyes vigilantly.
Seeing the guy in front of me again, I couldn't help but frown.
From the first day it came, this guy in front of me was like a dog-skin plaster, constantly circling around it, but... after being bitten by it again, it had disappeared for a day.
Why are you here here if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?
Erha watched the female wolf open her eyes and look at him intently, feeling extremely excited.
Good guy!
I didn’t expect that Macaw guy to have something special.
Looking like this can really attract the attention of the female wolf.
Sure enough, wolves are animals that like to be aloof.
"Ouch..."
Erha raised his neck and howled like a wolf.
He secretly glanced at the female wolf, only to see that it had been looking at him for so long.
Don't miss this opportunity, it will never come back!
Looks like it's time to show some ferocity.
"Bang……"
The fennec fox followed behind it, looking at the female wolf in the distance with the same curiosity, as if it understood something.
It seems that Dad Ha really wants to be a father.
Even after being bitten, he didn't give up.
"Don't make any noise for a while. If you hear me... just lie down on the ground and tremble!"
Suddenly, at this moment, Ha Daddy in front stopped, and the fennec fox bumped into him, instantly lying on the ground.
Hearing a faint sound, he nodded blankly.
Then I saw it.
"roar……"
"You're tired of living, how dare you bump into me?"
"If you don't go here to inquire, who has the final say whether the entire zoo will be in chaos or not!"
"I'll teach you a lesson today!"
Erha screamed loudly on purpose, opened his big mouth fiercely, grabbed the fennec fox and threw it away.
Then his eyes glanced at the sluggish female wolf, and she felt a sense of joy in her heart.
Oh my god!
It actually works like this?
This is just a fennec fox. It will take a few days for the macaw to finish the job of those guys in Dabai!
"hiss……"
Erha couldn't help but trembled all over.
When the time comes when this she-wolf sees her, she might even offer her body to him!
Ouch!
This is so beautiful!
After sticking out his tongue and licking the corner of his mouth, Erha turned around and prepared to leave from the sight of the she-wolf.
"roar……"
Suddenly, a milky roar came from the distance, and then a guy about the same size as himself ran over chasing the fennec fox.
"Hit me... actually hit me!"
The little Tyrannosaurus rex roared at the top of its lungs and kept chasing the fennec fox in front of it with its short legs.
I was sleeping just in time when this guy came from nowhere and slapped me with his claws.
Can this be tolerated?
After chasing it all the way, I realized that what was standing in front of me was actually the tool it used to grind its teeth.
"roar……"
"You're looking for death, why are you hitting me?"
He stared at his eyes, jumped on his feet and shouted.
"Pa..."
The fennec fox, which had already run to Erha, saw this, narrowed its eyes slightly, rushed forward quickly, knocked the little Tyrannosaurus rex to the ground, and slapped it on the head.
"squeak……"
"I'm tired of living, why are you talking to Dad Ha? Dad Ha... what do you think we should do? Should we bite him to death now or?"
The fennec fox bared its teeth and barked fiercely.
After thinking for a long time, the fennec fox finally figured it out.
Ha Daddy must be doing this to make the female wolf happy, just like them, they must show their strength!
Thinking of this, the fennec fox attracted the little Tyrannosaurus rex.
If I hadn't been too small, Dragon Mother wouldn't have felt anything when I bit her. Otherwise...
"Hoo...ho...ho!"
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The little Tyrannosaurus got up from the ground, looked at Erha in the distance, and then at the ferocious fennec fox in front of him, grinned and cried, turned around and ran towards the depths of the grass.
"Hey, how's daddy doing?"
The fennec fox came to Erha step by step, raised his head and said with a smile.
"hehe……"
Er Ha Sheng smiled helplessly.
Well done!
Damn it, you think your father has lived too long!
"roar……"
"Dead dog!"
Suddenly, a roar came from the distance, Erha's whole body trembled, and he rolled and crawled away.
I can’t have this son anymore!
He is definitely a waste who fails to accomplish anything but fails more often than not!
Why was I blind at that time, how could I accept such a guy as my godson?
[Author's digression]: Today's big chapter will be a little later, or it will all be small chapters!
It’s almost Chinese New Year, so I’ll just start coding now!
I don’t know how much I can write, but...
Send out as much as you can write!
The crayons are gone to code...
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