Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Ouch..."

"Go and find..."

Erha squatted under the bed, looked at the macaw beside him, and whispered softly.

"Why don't you go?"

"I can't take it out even if I find it!"

The macaw glanced at it and retorted.

"I'm... afraid that he will hug me!"

Erha growled lowly, glared at the broken parrot in front of him, straightened up, and jumped onto the bed with a quick step.

at this time.

The "evil" chef in front of me was still sleeping soundly.

He kept talking in his sleep.

Erha quietly stretched out her paws and groped around on him.

"call……"

Stick out your tongue and take a deep breath.

It's actually hidden under clothes.

He hooked his clothes with his claws, gently opened a hole, and glanced down.

Sure enough, this big red phone was stuffed in the chef's innermost pocket.

but……

"He won't hug me again, will he?"

He turned around and whispered.

"If you really hug me later, please remember to answer the phone..."

"Don't worry, I understand..."

The macaw looked solemn and nodded.

Isn't it just a few words of love...

For me, isn't this something that comes easily?

Moreover...a dog is actually afraid of being hugged by others. Who would believe it...

"Gudong..."

Erha swallowed and slowly inserted his paw inside.

"Well..."

"Bang……"

At this moment, the chef underneath suddenly turned over and lay flat on the ground, hugging Erha tightly with both hands.

"Well... so soft..."

Said something.

"Ahhhhhhh..."

Erha roared in his heart and stared at the macaw.

"You should come on!"

Seeing that the guy in front of him didn't move for a long time, Erha let out a low growl.

"Good brother... let go of the Lun family..."

"No...so soft..."

"Let go..."

"No……"

"You're paralyzed...can you let go? Fuck..."

After shouting for a long time, the chef in front of him actually talked to me. The macaw couldn't help but became angry and cursed loudly.

"bass……"

Gou Yongyong sat up from the bed and looked down at the things in his arms.

He rubbed his eyes vigorously with one hand.

What's going on?

Wasn’t that the beautiful woman I hugged in my dream just now?

How did it become...

"Ouch..."

Erha was lying in Gou Yong's arms. Seeing him staring at her, he quickly roared, opened his big mouth and bit into his face.

"Tear..."

"Ahhhhhhh..."

Gou Yong felt pain on his face, screamed, and instantly fell on the bed.

"roar……"

"What are you looking at? Hurry up and leave..."

Erha glanced at the silly parrot, turned around and quickly slipped out.

It’s over!

I woke this guy up, I'm afraid I can't go to the cellar now.

This chef must be defeated first.

"Damn!!!"

Gou Yong rushed out of the room with blood on his face, picked up the woodcutter leaning against the corner, and ran out of the door with his eyes wide open.

Remembered.

Aren't these the two animals we saw on the news tonight?

He reached out and touched the wound on his face, and he actually tore off a piece of his skin.

"Don't run away... I have to chop you up today!"

"How dare you bite me..."

"Don't run..."

Seeing Erha sliding towards the road along the corner of the wall, Gou Yong roared angrily.

"Erha, I'm catching up!"

"Run faster..."

"Ahhhhhh, he threw the knife out!"

The macaw flew in mid-air, watching the battle below, and kept roaring.

Seeing the chef chasing behind him, he flew out the knife in his hand and yelled quickly.

"Bang……"

"hiss……"

Seeing the hatchet flying past his scalp, Erha's whole body arched up fiercely, and he turned his head to glare fiercely at the man behind him.

Actually...

He almost had it inserted into himself.

Can this be tolerated?

Although I am not very strong in combat, I cannot be bullied like this.

"Click..."

He bit down on the hatchet and threw it away violently.

"Ouch..."

Looking at the chef who was chasing after him quickly, Erha raised his neck and roared.

Hali, a breed similar to mine, dares to fight with people.

What's wrong with me?

"He...he...he!"

Gritting his teeth fiercely, Erha's hair stood up all over his body, and his tail kept swaying back and forth.

His eyes were fixed on the chef in front of him, his body was lowered, and his two front palms were tightly hooked on the ground.

Now the knife is gone.

I have teeth, what do you have?

"roar……"

"If I don't kill you today, I won't call you Erha!"

Roared angrily.

"Bang……"

Erha instantly jumped up from the ground.

"I am the one who..."

The macaw standing on the wall nearby couldn't help but exclaimed when he saw Erha's brave appearance.

Is this an awakening?

Oh my god, Ha Ye has woken up?

He blinked his eyes hard and stared at the entangled man and dog.

and……

After just a few seconds.

"Pa..."

"Pa..."

"Pa..."

"Ouch..."

"Stop fighting. Do you have the ability to put down the belt?"

Watching Erha let out bursts of screams, he kept jumping and ran away into the distance.

The macaw breathed a sigh of relief.

This is right!

After being in the zoo for so long, when have you ever seen this guy win a fight?

Not even once?

Even the last time he bullied Little Rabbit, he was beaten up.

How could he possibly beat the human in front of him?

"call……"

Erha felt the burning pain on his buttocks, his tongue hung out of his mouth, and he took a deep breath.

Mudd!

Don’t talk about martial ethics!

He actually took out the artificial belt from his waist.

It hurts me to death.

what to do?

If you can't fight anymore, you can only run away, but what about the people in the cellar?

"run!!!"

"I'll beat you to death today..."

"Don't run!"

Gou Yong saw the animal rushing onto the road, gritted his teeth, picked up the hatchet on the ground, and quickly chased after it.

I watched this guy turn out from the corner.

Gou Yong speeded up again.

It was already midnight, and it was still winter, so there was no way there was anyone on the road.

Today I have to deal with the guy who bit me no matter what.

And there's this guy flying overhead who keeps shouting.

"Mad... so annoying!"

Roared.

Gou Yong raised his hatchet and jumped out from the corner.

"Bang……"

The body has not yet landed.

A young man suddenly appeared in front of him, and then kicked him away.

"court death!!!"

Gou Yong wiped the blood that seeped out from his face again, gritted his teeth and roared.

Hold the hatchet tightly and prepare to charge forward again.

"Kang..."

Sudden.

There was a gunshot in the distance.

Then Director Liu rushed over quickly with countless people.

"Who are you going to kill with your knife when you step on a horse?"

"Cuff me..."

"Go and search inside..."

…

After a long time.

Su Bai was sitting in a van, looking out the window without saying a word.

The atmosphere in the car was extremely solemn.

Director Liu drove the car, glanced at the two animals behind him through the reflector, then looked at Director Su Bai's ugly face, and closed his mouth knowingly.

Although this time a very vicious criminal was captured through Erha.

but……

I'm afraid Principal Su Bai won't make these two guys look good either.

The atmosphere was too depressing.

Erha squatted quietly on the seat at the back, his eyes rolling around.

He looked down at the macaw.

Their eyes met with each other.

Erha: "What should I do? Or just run away!"

Macaw: "Is there something wrong with this guy's eyes? Why is he blinking all the time? Does he want to poop?"

Erha: "Good brother, I knew you would definitely come with me!"

Macaw: "If you want to pull me, go out and pull me out. Don't pull me in the car. Director Su Bai is angry."

After some mental exchanges.

Erha gradually calmed down and silently leaned towards the car door.

He turned and glanced out the window.

He glanced inside the car again.

As long as you are fast enough, the moment you open the door, you will make a leap...

He landed gracefully and went directly into the forest nearby.

These people still need to stop...it is definitely impossible to catch up with them.

Planned to perfection!

Erha stuck out his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth, then looked back at the macaw to signal it to get ready.

Quietly stretched out his paw.

"Click..."

Unlock the car door firmly.

"Ouch..."

"Wow hahaha, I..."

"kindness?"

What's going on? Why can't the car door be opened?

"Don't hook it...the door at the back is welded..."

Su Bai turned around and glanced at Erha, who looked stunned, and said with a stern face:

"Why don't you think about it now, is it cumin flavored or...spicy?"

"And this skin... doesn't it have a good relationship with it? Take it off and use it as a cushion!"

As he said that, Su Bai pointed at the macaw.

"Ouch..."

"Director Su Bai, I don't dare anymore...please...wuwuwuwu...this guy is the one who encouraged me, right!"

Erha was startled after hearing this, and quickly jumped down from his seat, crying and saying:

"It's all because of it. It wants to see beautiful women... so it pulled me out!"

"I am very loyal to Blue Sky Zoo. I have never thought of running away..."

"Really, I swear...if I lie, I will be a dog!!!"

"Damn it, you piece of shit, I'll fight you!"

The macaw roared and started fighting with Erha on the seat behind him.

The plastic brotherhood was broken.

"Director Su Bai, I'll leave first..."

Director Liu stood outside the car, looked at Su Bai, and said softly:

"We have just found out that the two children we rescued are Ying Tian's two children!"

"She entrusted us to thank you very much, and...all the things that were destroyed will no longer be held accountable..."

"As for these two animals, please ask Director Su Bai to be gentler..."

"Well, I'm sorry to trouble you..."

Su Bai nodded, waved to him, and led the two guys towards the zoo.

"Get up..."

Looking at Erha who was lying motionless on the ground, Su Bai lowered his head and cursed.

"Ouch..."

"My legs are weak and I can't get up..."

"Can't get up, can you?"

Su Bai pulled the hair on its neck and started walking towards the animal.

"You go and inform all the animals to have a meeting on the grass. They all have to come!"

With a livid face, he shouted at the macaw.

The female reporter from Qindu in the distance couldn't help but burst into tears when she looked at the scene in front of her. She turned her head and said to the camera in front of her:

"Did everyone see it?"

"We have to admire the animals of Blue Sky Zoo, they helped us solve another major case today..."

"We should really thank them for rescuing a dozen women who were held hostage."

"This animal named Erha was exhausted after fighting with the gangsters. To be honest... I felt a little distressed when I saw it."

"However, fortunately, they have been successfully rescued, and... through this incident, our reporter also wants to tell everyone that Skynet is in full swing, and no omissions are missed!"

"These animals have abilities that ordinary people don't have. For dogs like this, they must have discovered the hostages they are holding hostage through their sense of smell, so... no matter where you are hiding!"

"You will never escape in the hands of these animals!"

"Although they escaped from the Blue Sky Zoo this time, we believe they must have discovered the clues. Otherwise, how could it be such a coincidence."

"One of the people held hostage was the child of the owner of the villa. I definitely found it by following the smell!"

As she spoke, the female reporter sighed:

“I have to say, it’s really amazing.”

"If it weren't for these two animals, I really can't imagine how long those people would have been tortured!"

"That's it for this episode... Next time if you encounter an animal in the Blue Sky Zoo outside, no matter what it is doing, don't stop it, maybe... it is looking for criminals for us and is rescuing us.

A lot of innocent people."

"Thank you and me...thank you for these resurrected animals!"

"See you in the next episode."

At this time, the two protagonists in the news were standing alone on the grass platform.

Seeing so many animal companions in front of me, I lowered my head in shame.

Oh my god!

This is too embarrassing. What is Director Su Bai planning to do?

Moreover...the female wolf is still here with her child, can't you save some face?

Erha lowered his head and glanced at the she-wolf that he longed for, took a deep breath, and instantly puffed up his chest.

Isn't it just a mistake?

What else can you do to me? The big deal is just to lie down for a few more days. When the injury is healed, I will be a good dog again!

Thinking of this, Erha was no longer afraid.

"Ouch..."

He even stretched out his paws and waved at the many companions in front of him, and winked at the she-wolf.

"call……"

Su Bai stood aside, looking at this shameless guy, and took a deep breath.

"Everyone should know what happened recently. Two guys sneaked out of the zoo..."

"I called everyone here today to solicit your opinions..."

"What kind of punishment should we give Erha and Macaw for escaping privately? The reason why we ask for everyone's opinions is to convince these two guys. Don't say that Principal Su Bai abused lynching!"

As he spoke, Su Bai took Erha's ears, lifted it up, and said in a stern tone:

"For Erha...as the director of the zoo..."

"The punishment I suggest is... directly stewing dog meat in hot pot! What do you think?"

ah?

Really hot pot stew?

Erha was winking at the she-wolf when he suddenly heard Captain Su Bai's voice and his whole body trembled.

"Ouch..."

"I don't accept it. I also have merit this time. I saved so many people. I protest..."

"Come on, tell me how to punish it?"

Su Bai said to all the animals.

As soon as these words came out.

Many animals looked up at Erha.

Although this guy is not very reliable and makes trouble all day long in the zoo, but... he made hot pot.

What is hot pot stew?

"I also protest..."

The fennec fox looked at Erha's miserable appearance on the stage, took the lead to take a step forward, and shouted at the top of his lungs:

"I think the punishment is too severe. If we stew hot pot, wouldn't there be no Hadi?"

"Director Su Bai, can you break four legs?"

hehe……

My dear son, well done!

Er Hasheng glanced at the little guy helplessly and winked at Dabai who was standing beside him.

Brother, if you haven't come out to save me yet, what are you waiting for?

Dabai glanced at Principal Su Bai's ugly face and hesitated slightly.

Take this step, just in case...

However, this guy has been doing well recently and hasn't provoked himself much.

Thinking of this, Dabai gritted his teeth and walked out of the team.

"Ouch..."

"I think... it should be taught a lesson, but just break a few legs. Maybe someone will take care of it in the future. As for the punishment, I don't know!"

After saying that, Dabai turned around and left.

joke.

I've been so busy lately, how can I have time to get involved in your trivial matters.

Wouldn’t it be nice to see my baby panda more often?

"roar……"

"Mother Long, give me Erha, I need a sparring partner recently!"

At this moment, the little Tyrannosaurus raised his head and shouted at the top of his lungs.

"roar……"

Long Ma lowered her head and looked at Principal Su Bai below.

"There's nothing we can do?"

Su Bai looked around and saw that almost all the animals agreed with this method. Then he looked at Erha and said softly:

"Are you willing?"

Do I want to?

I'm willing to give it a try!

Can I still survive if I work as a sparring partner for a baby Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Do I dare to fight back?

"Ouch..."

"I would like to..."

Erha squinted and nodded.

"Okay, that's the end of today's meeting. If anyone escapes privately next time, the punishment will not be such a light one when they come back!"

Su Bai clapped his hands and started to let all the animals leave.

"hiss……"

The macaw looked at the many animals leaving and couldn't help but take a breath, feeling secretly happy in his heart.

He actually didn't punish himself.

Sure enough, my status is not comparable to that of Erha.

"By the way, Brother Flathead...I'll give you a task. Pluck this guy's hair...not even a hair is left!"

Su Bai stood on the edge of the grass, thought of something, turned to the honey badger on the ground and gave instructions.

"quack……"

"I'm good at this job!"

After hearing this, Brother Flathead jumped up instantly, threw the macaw on the stage to the ground, and dragged it towards the pig pen.

It seems that I can get some colorful feathers this time too.

"Ah ah ah ah, please don't, Principal Su Bai..."

"If I pluck my hair again, I will become bald!"

"Help, Erha..."

"..."

After watching the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Honey Badger take them all away, Su Bai walked into the office.

To find these two guys.

I haven't done any animal fragment missions yet.

Sitting by the bed, Su Bai prepared everything he needed. Su Bai even put on a fireproof suit.

Only then instructs the system to start the task.

"Ding, the mission of Kangaroo Fragments has been started successfully!"

"Countdown!"

"ten!"

"Nine!"

"eight!"

"..."

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[Author's digression]: Today is New Year's Eve, happy New Year everyone!

Crayon is also quite busy today. I got up at 6 o'clock in the morning and started writing the manuscript. I was groggy...

Try your best to update at least 10,000 words today!

Publish a 5,000-word chapter first!

I will continue writing in a while!