Global shock: You call this a zoo

Chapter 253 The number of strange challenges (small chapter 4200...

"Ahahahaha, when will the game start? I can't wait!"

"Me too, what are you challenging?"

"It must be a kangaroo. With such thick armor, nothing will happen. Didn't you see? The person above is a referee of a professional event, so nothing will happen!"

"..."

Su Bai also stood on the same stage, looking at each player waiting under the stage, nodded slowly, and waved to Zhou Wan in the distance.

"Ready!"

Zhou Wan stood on the children's stage and waved her hand to indicate that she was ready.

"Then let's get started!"

After groaning, Su Bai lowered his head and looked at the number of people who had successfully reserved the challenge on his phone.

Kangaroo: 87 people!

Giant panda: 233 people!

Polar bears: 189 people!

Macaques: 657 people!

Alpacas: 211 people!

Flathead Brother: 3 people!

Erha: 1988 people!

Su Bai glanced at Erha, who was standing next to him, cheering like a man in the ring, and pinched his eyebrows with a headache.

It seems that this guy's fighting ability has been recognized by many people.

He also didn't expect that so many people would challenge Erha.

but……

There were actually more than 200 people challenging the alpaca, which made Su Bai even more puzzled.

You know...

The alpaca competition is an entertainment event, and Su Bai just added it because he couldn't defeat this guy.

Unexpectedly, there are actually many people who want to challenge it.

When he thought of the appearance of those people, the corner of Su Bai's mouth twitched violently.

Spitting Contest!

Who can vomit more than an alpaca?

Isn’t this just making yourself unhappy?

"Ouch..."

"Director Su Bai, when will it start? I'm ready!"

Erha circled around the ring, excitedly looking at the many challengers below, and shouted excitedly:

"Hahahaha, I must take care of these guys today!"

"Director Su Bai, my Erha is no longer the Erha I used to be!"

"It will definitely shock your eyes!"

Seeing Erha who was so excited, Su Bai wished this guy good luck in his heart.

Nearly 2,000 people challenge you!

When will you be able to finish the challenge?

Moreover, this is the first day of reservations, and many people have been restricted from taking the challenge. I am afraid that those who followed did not expect that Erha would be fully booked on the first day.

"The game begins!"

Suddenly, Lao Zhou's voice rang in everyone's ears through the radio in the zoo.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, come on, daddy...don't be beaten to tears!"

"Son, you are the best, don't be afraid, be brave!"

"Damn it, who made the reservation at our house? Why does it show that there are more than 1,000 people in line?"

The entire zoo was instantly set on fire.

Every seat in front of the arena was full of people, and many parents even stood up and looked at their children on the small arena in front of them.

But there was something strange under one of the arenas.

The three inner and outer floors are all filled with people, and even the people behind can’t see what’s going on inside.

"Ouch..."

"Come on, scumbag... come on!"

Erha kept shaking his body on the ring, and occasionally let out a provocative roar.

However, only Su Bai can understand it.

The first person to challenge Erha was a boy about 15 years old, who was a little nervous wearing armor at this time.

"roar……"

Erha roared and rushed forward quickly.

"Oh!"

The young man shouted loudly, lowered his figure quickly, spread his hands, and rushed forward as well.

"Bang……"

Two guys pretending to be together.

Erha pressed on the boy's body, holding the head in front of him tightly with his two paws.

Although the whole body is covered with armor, but...

Fighting requires understanding!

There is no need to knock him down at all. As long as he can press on this young man and prevent him from launching attacks, then he will definitely win!

Erha learned an experience through Dragon Mother's teachings to the little Tyrannosaurus rex.

Endurance is important!

Even if you can't beat him, but...as long as you have enough endurance, you can definitely win.

After so many sparring sessions, Erha felt that his endurance had reached its peak.

From being beaten 30 times a day at the beginning, in just a few days, the number dropped to 10 times!

This is progress!

"stop!"

Su Bai saw that the boy below was showing signs of crying, so he quickly stopped the game.

Erha was declared the winner.

"Ouch..."

Erha instantly jumped up from the ground and walked around the ring in a arrogant manner.

"Woooooooooo..."

And the young man came off the stage wiping away tears.

Then a strong man came on stage, put on a full set of protective gear, and stared at Erha with a solemn expression.

"Ouch..."

"Damn, this is a bit fierce!"

Erha exclaimed and nodded with all his thoughts in mind.

It seems that I have no choice but to escape in this situation!

However, it’s not a big problem!

"start!"

Following Su Bai's order, the strong man took the lead in launching an attack and ran towards Erha.

And a strange scene occurred.

Erha didn't fight with this strong man, he just ran around the edge of the ring and looked back at the strong man from time to time.

"I'm convinced, how long will it take to beat me?"

"This is so awesome. I can't even catch up with Erha. What should we do next?"

"Yes, there is no requirement in this game that there must be a duel, so there is no foul on this Erha?"

…

A group of people standing below looked at the two guys chasing each other on the stage, and they all said speechlessly.

After a long time!

"I surrender!"

The strong man lay on the ground and stretched out his hand while panting.

"He...he...he!"

Erha was also lying on the ground, panting heavily.

"Ouch..."

"This is the second one. How many more are there after Principal Su Bai?"

He shouted at Su Bai.

"1986!"

"How many?"

Erha's eyes widened instantly.

1986?

This damn thing is going to exhaust me to death!

What's the situation? Why are there so many people? Didn't we just agree on this in the morning? The number of reservations for each animal is limited!

"Well……"

Su Bai looked at Erha who looked confused and said with some embarrassment:

"If you persist, we didn't expect that within one minute of making an appointment, nearly 2,000 people would make an appointment with you!"

"But your reservation channel will not be opened again in the future!"

"Come on, there are still 1,986 more!"

hehe……

come on!

Damn, these are 1,986 people. Are you sure you are not joking?

When did Erha become so popular in the zoo?

"start!!!"

Then Su Bai shouted.

Erha started running around the ring again.

"Ouch..."

"Come forward if you have the ability, and we'll run to death one by one!"

He turned around and roared, then started running hard again.

…

"Hello, audience friends!"

"This is Qindu TV Station. We are in the Blue Sky Zoo at the moment. Today is the first day of the Blue Sky Zoo fighting competition!"

"And everyone should also be able to see that a huge crowd of people is no longer enough to describe it!"

A female reporter stood outside the crowd and said to the camera in front of her:

"After investigation, the animal with the most challenges this time is the husky... and the animal with the least challenges is the flat-head brother!"

"All the battles with the children are done by macaques. Each macaque stands upright and is almost as tall as a child. Not only are the staff serving as referees, but even the golden pythons are among them to protect the safety of every child."

"It can be seen from this that Blue Sky Zoo has put a lot of thought into this competition."

With that said, the female reporter bypassed the crowd and walked towards another crowded arena in the distance.

You can hear the excited laughter of a group of children in the distance.

"Cluck, cluck...everyone, run, it's here again!"

"Ah ah ah ah, don't spit on me, don't spit on me..."

"Bah, bah, bah... help, the big devil alpaca is here!"

After the female reporter walked in, she saw a fenced-in field with a black alpaca forcing a group of little guys into a corner.

"Puff puff puff puff..."

Countless saliva spewed from his mouth, then he turned around and ran away.

And a group of little guys wiped the saliva on their faces, yelled one after another, and ran after the alpacas again.

"Ah... Phew!"

The alpaca screamed strangely and kept running around the fence.

This activity is simply too appetizing for it.

After staying in the zoo for such a long time, I received a cruel and inhumane lesson from a group of guys.

In addition to being able to spray some tourists, it can't afford to offend many people.

This makes the alpaca's restless heart calm down.

Who can't be unhappy for a few days?

but……

This event is all about children, how could they be its opponents!

Before the game started, it had already filled its belly with water.

Today I can squirt to my heart's content, and...it's still a one-sided torture.

"kindness?"

After running past a fence, the alpaca suddenly stopped and took two steps back.

He looked at a woman holding a microphone in front of him, with her back turned to him.

Oops!

What do you mean!

Is this show not good?

Did you even turn around?

Can this be tolerated?

"Ah... Phew!"

With a roar, he stuck his head out of the fence, bit the woman's hair, and pulled her over.

"ah!!!"

The female reporter exclaimed.

He quickly turned his head.

"puff……"

I saw a big mouth open, and then a mouthful of saliva spurted out, covering his face in an instant.

"Hahahaha... Even reporters have been tricked. I think this is interesting. Let's go in and have a look!"

"Hurry up and make a reservation. Let's go in and have fun with our kids. This isn't dangerous at all, but it's just a bit disturbing..."

"Let's go, my son drank all this bottle of water. Dad believes in you, go in and do your best!"

"..."

A group of people looked at the confused female reporter and started laughing, holding their stomachs.

"Ahhhhh!"

"You wait!"

The female reporter yelled, bent down and got through the fence, leading a group of children towards the running alpacas.

"Slightly, slightly..."

"Puff puff puff..."

"HEITUI..."

The alpaca turned around and stuck out its tongue from time to time, drooling.

For a time, the entire fence fell into chaos.

Even the crowd surrounding the fence were not spared and were sprayed with saliva.

At this time, the master carrying the camera was also a little confused.

The female reporters have all gone in to play, so what should he do?

…

late at night.

Zoo grass with blue sky.

A group of animals were lying on it, looking at the bright moonlight above their heads, and discussing the situation of today's battle.

"Ouch..."

The big white bear sat on the ground, leaning against the polar bear behind him, and roared excitedly.

"Everyone performed well today, especially the kangaroos... they were so amazing... they actually didn't lose a single game..."

"It seems that everyone has to learn from the kangaroos. The one who won the most today was the macaque... I'm afraid I will probably take you with me on the next mission!"

"Our wrestling team is also very good. Except for Xiaobai who lost to a fat man, the rest also won!"

With that said, Dabai glanced at Erha lying on the ground and said speechlessly:

"The one who loses the most... Erha!"

"Hey, Erha, don't you have anything to say?"

"Ouch..."

"No……"

Erha said weakly.

Could it be someone other than myself?

That group of people were simply inhuman, especially Principal Su Bai, who didn't even allow him to take a break. He even said, "There are too many people challenging you, so you must hurry up."

Listen...

Is this human language?

Don’t dogs have any human rights?

"squeak……"

"I know... you can't do your duty to Dad!"

The fennec fox patted Erha's back with some distress, stuck out his forehead and shouted:

"There are so many people challenging Dad..."

"Ha Dad is exhausted today, okay?"

When Erha heard this, he looked back in disbelief.

Damn it, could it be that while I was away for a few days, my godson grew up?

I really can't believe that this was actually shouted from the mouth of the fennec fox.

At this moment, Erha couldn't help but burst into tears, and felt aggrieved and wanted to cry.

There are so many animals in a zoo. Not only does Director Su Bai not care about him, but these animals also look at him with discriminatory eyes.

It's tired enough today, and these guys actually want to accuse it!

It’s better to have your own son, I know I feel sorry for myself.

snort!

Erha turned his head and glanced at many animals, focusing on the giant panda.

Wait!

When the competition is over, the panda garden will have to be dismantled for you, especially the swing. If you don't tear it off, I won't call you Erha!

I thought angrily.

"Yes, there are indeed the most people challenging Erha, but... Logically speaking, Erha should win more. Except for winning the first game and tying the second game, the rest are all losses.

!”

Dabai looked at Erha lying on the ground and said speechlessly.

How awesome!

I played hundreds of games on the first day and actually won one!

Kuoyi, this is weird!

"squeak……"

"I don't think you can blame Ha Daddy!"

At this time, the fennec fox stood up again, puffed out its cheeks, and said with an angry look:

"Ha Daddy doesn't want to either... Ever since I followed Ha Daddy, he has been so useless..."

"You can't always blame it...it doesn't want to be so useless..."

"Ouch..."

After hearing this, Erha stared at it with his eyes wide open.