Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Ah... Phew!"

"Stay away from me, don't affect my image!"

The alpaca walked on the grass, looked at Erha beside him, and said with some disgust:

"Did you plant grass on your forehead? Is it so green?"

"Ouch..."

"You idiot, whoever is like you has the same color... monotonous!"

Erha shouted not to be outdone.

He curled his lips disdainfully.

Early this morning, Director Su Bai went out with a group of people driving a few cows.

These two guys were left not knowing what to do.

Wandering back and forth in the pasture without stopping.

The alpaca glanced at Erha, then silently turned around and walked toward the herd.

The taste of milk yesterday is something I will never forget.

Taking advantage of the absence of Director Su Bai today, let’s keep in touch with the heifer.

Maybe we can have another meal.

Thinking of this, the alpaca carefully looked at the cattle in the distance, looking carefully for the heifer.

Soon, his eyes stopped.

After discovering the target, the alpaca shook its head and walked over with its head held high.

but……

When I walked not far from the herd of cattle, I saw a few highland cattle in the front suddenly raising their heads and looking at me with wide eyes.

"Ah... Phew!"

"What are you looking at?"

The alpaca frowned and scolded, then walked straight into the herd.

These guys are so docile. They didn't even fart when they went in yesterday. What happened today?

"Moo..."

Suddenly, several male Highland cattle roared fiercely.

Two air swords spurted out from his nostrils.

"Bang...bang...bang..."

The hind hooves kept sliding on the ground, looking violent.

The alpaca suddenly froze on the spot.

But just after I stopped, I didn't expect that the cows became docile again.

Damn it!

Do you look down on me?

Did you know it was coming to eat milk?

The alpaca gritted its teeth angrily and quickly ran forward two steps again.

"Moo..."

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

And just as it was running a few steps, the herd of cattle not far away rioted and rushed over crazily.

"Ah... Phew!"

"Help!"

The alpaca roared, turned around and started running away desperately.

It's so strange.

I didn't mess with these highland cows. I just wanted to drink some milk, right?

Without any time to think about it, the alpaca opened its hooves and rushed out of the pasture crazily.

"Bang……"

He slammed open the fence gate and quickly disappeared on the grass.

Erha squatted aside, looking at the scene in front of him with a confused expression.

What is going on?

Why did this dead alpaca offend all the cattle?

Looking at this posture, it looks like he wants to kill the alpaca.

This is so interesting.

Thinking of this, Erha followed the crazy herd of cattle and also chased them out.

"Puff puff puff puff..."

The alpaca kept turning back and spitting, and its flowing red hair was like a ball of flame, swaying on the road beside the grass.

Look back from time to time.

The more I looked at the alpacas, the more frightened I became.

These cows are crazy, what kind of hatred and grudges are there!

Why is it that the faster I run, the crazier these cows chase me?

Even some of the hair on his body exploded, which looked extremely scary.

He looked up and glanced up.

Seeing a town appearing in front of him, the alpaca became heartless and sped up and rushed into the town.

"Huh...huh...huh!"

Erha, who was following a group of cows, was lying on the ground panting heavily.

It's crazy.

Why are these cows running so fast?

"Ouch..."

"Don't kill me yet, wait for me..."

After roaring at the backs of a group of cows, Erha struggled to get up from the ground and chased after them again.

The dead alpaca is finished today!

It will definitely be trampled by cattle in a short while.

It's so pitiful.

Why am I so happy?

The more I think about it, the prouder I feel.

When Director Su Bai sees it later, he will definitely be able to recognize it clearly, and it will definitely not be the one that causes the most trouble.

The most troublesome thing is the alpaca!

Take a look at the group of highland cattle.

You were obviously very docile yesterday, okay?

The alpacas ran wildly in front of them, while the cattle behind them chased after them with red eyes and angry looks.

A husky followed the herd of cattle with an excited expression, looking like it was watching a good show.

…

And in the center of the town.

There was a large stage, and on the stage stood countless highland cows with cool hairstyles, looking curiously at the audience below.

"Hello everyone!"

"The competition for the most unique hairstyle of Highland cattle starts now!"

"This year is the tenth competition we have held. I hope that this year... there will be more stylish highland cow hairstyles!"

A middle-aged man stood in front of many highland cattle, holding a microphone and shouting excitedly:

"Now!!!"

"The selection competition begins!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the audience below shouted excitedly.

This is the custom of their place.

This custom has been with everyone since they started raising highland cattle.

This year is already the tenth time.

After a full decade of development, almost all farmers raising highland cattle have raised more and more cattle.

And their town is becoming richer and richer precisely because of the highland cattle.

"You don't have to look any further this year, our cow will definitely be number one!"

"Come on, your cow might as well have a bald head. What kind of bad hairstyle is this? It definitely belongs to our family!"

"Baby, swing your head up and let these guys see who has the most beautiful cow!"

The farmers who were participating in the competition stood below and roared with their necks red.

The first place selected every year will get the most fertile pasture in the wild.

therefore.

All the farmers tried their best to design a stylish look for their highland cattle before the competition started.

but……

Everyone's eyes widened when they saw a highland cow with pure white hair.

No one has seen this hairstyle before.

Actually...

They were all tied into pigtails, and... they were still kind of dirty-looking pigtails. How could they look... so weird!

"Brother Su Bai, is the hairstyle you designed really successful? But it looks so strange!"

Listening to the little guy's question, Su Bai glanced at the hairstyles of many highland cows on the stage.

He couldn't help but grin.

It can be seen that the folk customs in this place are relatively simple, and many highland cows have natural hairstyles.

And there are only a few heads that have been trimmed by humans.

But even these braids are definitely incomparable to the "dreadlocks" he designed.

If the hair on the Highland Cow's forehead wasn't long enough, Su Bai would have given it the once-popular "non-mainstream" hairstyle!

Paired with dynamic music.

Is there any problem with winning the championship?

Definitely not!

"Oh my god, whose cow is this? This shape... Oh my god, this is the first time I've seen it!"

The host walked up to this white highland cow, looked at this unique hairstyle, and couldn't help but exclaimed.

What a talent.

Not only did the cow's "hair" get permed, but it was also braided?

From a distance, it has a bohemian feel.

Especially the disdainful look on this highland cow’s face, what do you think...how can it be criticized!

[Ah ha ha ha ha, this activity is so interesting. This is the hairstyle designed by Principal Su Bai. It’s so cool!]

[I’m getting my hair cut right now, and the hairstylist behind me is dumbfounded. No, I’ll get a haircut like this too!]

[I admire the guy upstairs...Finally, please send me a photo so we can see the effect!]

[It seems that Director Su Bai and the others should be stable in this competition. I looked around and there is no one who can beat them. 】

[Pfft... Forgive me for laughing like a pig, this activity is so interesting. It actually lets cows compete with each other to see whose hairstyle is cool. Who came up with this! 】

[Look at the other contestants, you are already dumbfounded...]

…

After introducing their highland cattle, Su Bai found a corner, called up the live broadcast, looked at the dense barrage, and couldn't help but smile and said:

"This kind of event can actually be held after we in China start to breed highland cattle on a large scale in the future!"

"This will not only promote everyone's relationship with highland cattle, but it is also a more meaningful activity. After all... people in the entire town make a living by raising highland cattle!"

"It's no exaggeration to say that the Highland cattle raised us all."

"And everyone should be able to see that everyone is very friendly to highland cattle, which... is rare in Zengjin's breeding industry!"

"and……"

"Boom!"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a shock under his feet.

Su Bai quickly looked up and saw a bright red figure running wildly ahead.

And behind it, an endless herd of cattle were charging wildly.

"Fuck..."

Su Bai licked the corner of his mouth and couldn't help but cursed.

Is this guy messing with the whole town's cattle?

I thought that if they were dyed bright red, the most they could do would be to be taught a lesson by the cows on the farm where they stayed.

Why did you escape?

"Oh my god... get out of the way quickly. Whose domestic animal is this? Why is it still bright red? Isn't this crazy?"

"Ah ah ah ah, it's my cow that's chasing you!"

"Quick, quick, quick! Get out of the way, the cattle are coming!"

The audience standing in the audience were stunned when they saw the herd of cattle rushing towards them in the distance.

It wasn't until someone yelled that everyone reacted.

He hurriedly ran into the distance.

"Ah... Phew!"

"Help...Help, I can't run anymore!"

The alpaca quickly rushed into the competition venue and watched Principal Su Bai shout out of breath:

"Director Su Bai, help me, these cows are crazy..."

"Why are you always chasing me!"

"Don't run away, hey... Director Su Bai, please save me, don't run away!"

Just when I was about to ask Director Su Bai for help, I didn't expect that Director Su Bai ran away without looking back.

"Moo..."

At this moment, the group of highland cattle on the stage all neighed and rushed down in the same craziness.

The alpaca saw this.

His whole body trembled, and he turned around and ran in the direction where Principal Su Bai was escaping.

What a ghost.

Why did the cow look crazy when he saw me, and his eyes instantly turned blood red.

From the looks of it, I wish I could just kill myself.

This is crazy...

"Rumble..."

Seeing a herd of cattle running wildly in front of them, many farmers in the small town looked at each other.

"Ouch..."

However, I saw a more stylish dog running past me again.

A group of people looked at this cool guy in disbelief.

There are actually green hairs all over his head.

There is a row of strange symbols printed on both sides of the body.

"Damn, this hair style is awesome!"

The host got up from the ground, looked at Erha's back, and murmured involuntarily.

"Stop looking and go chase the cow!"

"No, let me laugh for a moment. Whose dog is this? Why do you put a grassland on your head?"

"Stop laughing, why don't you even think about finding a cow? This dog must have an extraordinary story!"

After a group of people reacted, they also chased after him.

The whole town was in chaos at this time.

Su Bai ran at the front, followed by the screaming alpacas, followed by the angry cattle.

Erha followed leisurely at the end, and the residents of the town were chasing Erha again.

[What do you call this? You’ve done something wrong to yourself. Director Su Bai wanted to trap the alpacas, but unexpectedly he angered all the highland cattle in the town... I’m going to tell you today, you must not take them.

If something red dangles in front of a highland cow, it will end up like an alpaca!]

[Pfft, what should we do now? Can this herd stop? 】

[Hahahaha, I’m just curious if Erha knew the meaning of his color, would he just tear down the zoo? 】

["Be strong", this is so cool...]

[I felt sorry for this guy for two seconds. Today’s live broadcast made me laugh to death, no...it made my stomach hurt from laughing.]

[I also want to see how Erha behaves after he goes back. He must be very cool. After all, there are not many "dogs" with stories! 】

…

All the water friends in the live broadcast room were laughing so hard, especially after everyone saw the words on Erha's back, they couldn't help it.

but……

I'm afraid Principal Su Bai shot himself in the foot this time.

"call……"

"Run to the grass!"

Su Bai looked back at the alpaca following him and shouted speechlessly:

"Go and hide in the grass, and the cows will stop chasing you. Come on..."

"Ah... Phew!"

"No...I will follow you..."

The alpaca roared gloomily.

It was only now that he suddenly realized something was wrong.

Why are these cows chasing after me? Erha is following behind without even looking at them.

All highland cattle's eyes always stay on themselves, which is unscientific.

It was obviously fine yesterday!

After careful thinking about the alpaca, I finally figured it out. It must be the color that Director Su Bai dyed it yesterday.

"call……"

Taking a deep breath, the alpaca used the energy it used to suck milk yesterday and sped up again.

No matter what, I have to make Principal Su Bai look good today!

He actually dared to play tricks on it.

If I don’t spray shit into your mouth today, I will never spray shit again in the future!

Alpaca thought bitterly.

…

Blue Sky Zoo.

"Is Principal Su Bai okay?"

Lao Zhou looked at Su Bai's tattered clothes, then looked at the alpaca lying on the ground panting, and asked with concern.

Never thought of it.

In the morning, when I was going to feed the pigs, I saw Director Su Bai on the tree in the zoo.

Not only that.

There are a few more highland cattle on the grass in the distance, and...

Erha and alpacas are also hanging on the trees.

"fine!"

Su Bai rubbed his butt, got up from the ground, and glared at the alpaca.

"Lock this guy up!"

"You are not allowed to be released without my order. I went to the hospital and Mad... almost killed me!"

Su Bai cursed in a low voice and limped towards the office.

In the end, I didn't run over.

I have been hit by cattle countless times. Fortunately, I was not the main target. Otherwise... I may not be able to come back this time.

Even so, all the bones in his body seemed to be falling apart.

"Ah... Phew!"

"I can't do it anymore, kill me, pack it up quickly, and never let me see those cows again!"

The alpaca lay on the ground and shouted feebly.

It's too scary.

If I hadn't had an idea at the end and jumped into the water, I'm afraid...

Lao Zhou frowned and glanced at Su Bai, dragging the alpaca towards the cage in the distance.

Sudden!

Lao Zhou looked back at Erha, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

What's going on?

Dying your hair green, does this imply something?

"Ouch..."

"Hahahahaha, I'm fine!"

Erha looked at Su Bai's disappearing figure, roared excitedly, and rushed towards the entrance of the zoo with his green hair on his head.

"Hahaha, what's wrong with this guy?"

"Pfft...Dyeing your head green, did something bad happen to you?"

"We don't know either, and we don't dare to ask!"

Many tourists waiting at the entrance of the zoo looked at Erha's appearance and covered their mouths and laughed.

Erha stood at the door and looked at everyone strangely.

What does it mean?

Seeing it actually smiling so happily?

Could it be... is it because of my new look?

It definitely is!

Thinking of this, Erha couldn't help but slow down, walked to the door elegantly, shook the fluffy hair on his forehead, and turned sideways to show off the color of his back.

"Ah hahahaha, "Be strong", I'm laughing so hard!"

"This is so interesting. I will definitely take a photo with Erha as soon as I enter. This opportunity is so rare."

"I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore. My husband is holding me up. Hey, where is my husband?"

When they saw the font on Erha's back, everyone laughed like crazy.

It seems to work well!

Seeing everyone's excitement, Erha nodded calmly.

Hold on, don't wave!

Looking up at the macaw standing on the railing, Erha quickly shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Hurry, come down quickly, I'll see you if I need anything!"

Although this guy is not very reliable, but... in the zoo, if you want to pursue the female wolf, you can only ask this guy for advice.

"Well……"

The macaw touched its smooth forehead, jumped down from the railing, landed on Erha's back, looked down at the pile of green hair in front of him, and asked in a trembling voice:

"Haha... nothing happened to you?"

"There's nothing you can't handle, don't let it get to you!"

"What do you want from me? Go...go over there and I'll enlighten you. As the saying goes, if you want to live a good life, you have to have a little green on your head. It's not a big deal. Just look at it!

"

"Ouch..."

"Come on, let's go, I was just going to ask you!"

Erha didn't think much and quickly rushed to the panda park with the macaw on his back.

After a long time.

A group of animals lay in a circle in the panda garden, looking worriedly at Erha, who stood in the center with an extremely excited expression.

"You said it's all true?"

Dabai turned his head towards the macaw on his shoulder and asked in a low voice:

"Looking at it, it doesn't look like anything is wrong!"

"Shh..."

The macaw frowned and glanced at Erha, then lowered his voice and said:

"Brother Bai, haven't you noticed that Erha is a little too excited today? This is what's wrong!"

"Think about it, what would you think if you found out that those two baby pandas were not yours?"

"Erha, it's because you are too sad that you behave like this."

"But who is this guy's partner? Is it really a she-wolf? Then...who is that 'Old Wang'?"

"hiss……"

After hearing this, Dabai couldn't help but take a breath.

How could the baby panda not be my own? At that time... I had worked very hard for a long time.

It must be your own.

but……

I turned around and thought, if it really wasn't my own, then...

This is a big deal.

"Ouch..."

"Hahahaha, what do you think?"

"Everyone, please tell me, my appearance... will definitely attract the attention of the female wolf, right? What method should we use this time? Should we be more aloof?"

Erha looked at the "contemplation" of many of his companions and shouted at the top of his lungs:

"What are you doing? Didn't you just fail twice? It doesn't matter to me, why are you looking so solemn?"

"Quick, Macaw, please tell me first, which method is better this time?"

"Director Su Bai said that the color will fade in a few days. By then..."

However, after Erha finished speaking, all the animals looked at him with some worry.

I couldn't help but feel touched.

Have you finally started to care about yourself?

It seems that I have finally been recognized by all my partners.

So good!

"Gudong!"

The macaw swallowed the saliva in its mouth, glanced at the animals in front of it, took a deep breath, and then said:

"Haha...what happened to you? Why did you dye your forehead green!"

"Do you know what green means?"

"What's the point? The green color is so attractive. I couldn't see how excited so many tourists were just now. This horse riding is my style!"

Erha shook his head, stretched out his claws to brush the hair on his head, and shouted excitedly:

"As for this color, Director Su Bai said that as long as the female wolf sees it, he will understand what it means!"

"You guys hurry up and think about what I should tell the she-wolf then."

"puff……"

When he heard that this was actually done by Su Baiyuan, the macaw almost fell off Dabai's shoulder.

"Ha daddy!"

At this time, the fennec fox slowly came out from the side and was about to speak.

"Shut up!"

Erha stopped it immediately.

I can't let this little guy talk. It makes me angry almost to death every time. Today is a great day, so I can't let it ruin my mood.

"I……"

The fennec fox raised his head and glanced at the macaw in front of him, only to see it nodding towards him with an encouraging look.

That’s right!

As the godson of Hadi.

Of course you have to do this yourself.

Moreover... Ha Daddy is so pitiful that he...

On the way here, I heard the macaw tell everyone about it, but I didn't expect that the green color actually meant that.

Who is it?

How could he be so cruel to his father?

"No!!!"

"I want to say!!!"

The fennec fox took a deep breath, stood upright, and shouted angrily:

"Ha Dad, we all understand..."

"Don't do this again. It will feel better if you cry. Isn't that just cuckolding you?"

"You must be stronger!"

"kindness?"

After hearing this, Erha frowned and glanced at the little guy, suddenly realizing something.

He turned around and glanced at his many companions, and saw that every one of them nodded sympathetically when they saw him.

no!

What do you mean guys?

"What do you mean? What's wrong with me?"

Erha asked in a daze.

"well……"

The macaw sighed, shook his head and said:

"If it's a little green, just be a little green. Life must go on... Haha... take care of yourself, it's no big deal!"

"Isn't that just betraying you? What's the point!"

"Under your terms...can't we not look for you anymore?"

betray?

Erha was even more confused after hearing this.

"Oh, I'm still pretending!"

The macaw said with great concern.

"Happy!"

"Stop pretending!"

At this moment, the fennec fox jumped up, stood in front of Erha, frowned and scolded:

"Cuckold...didn't I just make you a cuckold?"

"I know it's difficult to find a partner based on your conditions, but..."

"You can't go on like this!"

"..."

Listening to the chattering words of many guys, Erha felt like the world was spinning.

Actually...

Is that what it means?

Then the group of people just now were not excited at all when they saw me, they were all laughing at me.

"Ouch..."

"Director Su Bai, I'm not done with you!"

With a roar, Erha turned around and rushed towards the office.

Oh my god!

It’s so embarrassing this time!

Wuwuwuwuwu... I will be famous all my life!

…

While Erha was wreaking havoc in the office, Su Bai had already taken a taxi to Qindu Hospital.

After giving the money, Su Bai limped towards the hospital.

It always feels like it's twisted.

After stepping out of the elevator, Su Bai lowered his head and supported the wall, walking step by step towards the outpatient department.

"Woooooooooo..."

At the door of a nearby department, there was a little girl squatting on the ground, sobbing softly.

Su Bai frowned and looked at it for a few times.

"Isn't this Han Xiaomei?"

After groaning, Su Bai slowly shook his head and decided to ignore the little girl.

Originally we only met once.

And it will hurt me so much.

"Ahhhhh, what are you doing?"

"She is already injured, you can't do this!"

"Please, you can't do this..."

At this moment, a woman's scream came from behind, and a strong man tore Han Xiaomei's hair and said something fiercely.

"call……"

Su Bai took a deep breath, changed direction, and rushed over while holding on to the wall.

[Author's digression]: There will be more later...

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