Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Then... is Director Su Bai here today? Why didn't I see him?"

Dongyue hesitated, looked around the entire zoo, and couldn't help but ask.

"You said Principal Su, we haven't met him today, maybe there is something important!"

"Not here?"

"Then... let's make this program today!"

Dongyue touched up her makeup and stood on the lawn of the Blue Sky Zoo, with children chasing and playing behind her.

Such a unique zoo, and... the director Su Bai is also such a selfless person,

This zoo cannot remain so unknown.

Dongyue decided that this month's program will be produced around the zoo.

People across the country must know about this zoo.

This is a person who is responsible for society, and... there are countless children suffering from depression across the country, and this is their hope, a place where they can regain their lives.

As for where the director has gone, Dongyue believes that she will see him one day.

She must conduct a good interview by then. She was extremely curious about such a strange man.

Moreover...there must be an incredible team behind this person, and they must be made public. Good people should be recognized by society.

After making up her mind, Dongyue looked at the camera with a smile.

"Hello, audience friends! We are now located in Qindu, a place called Blue Sky Zoo on the outskirts of Hangcheng."

"Let me introduce to you now..."

…

On the African savannah.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!"

Su Bai was currently running for his life, chasing a group of tall ostriches behind him.

"What a mean hand!"

With a curse, Su Bai opened his legs, looked at the endless yellow grassland in front of him, and rushed towards the low shrubs on the side.

I thought I could just save enough to exchange for magpie fragments.

But since the depressed children in the hospital came, the shock value started to increase sharply.

In just a few days, Su Bai had accumulated 100,000 shock points.

and……

Just because I was cheap, I actually exchanged it for honey badger fragments.

I never expected that the mission site would be on the African savannah.

And the most deadly thing is... I have been here in this prairie for a full day, not to mention the honey badger, not even the honey badger hair!

Fortunately, this time I came with a backpack and was fully prepared. However... I don't know how to provoke the group of ostriches behind me.

I just kept chasing him and ran for more than ten kilometers.

"Huh...huh...huh"

Su Bai sat quietly behind the bushes, listening to the roar of ostriches stepping on the ground, and tensed their bodies together.

Be prepared at any time, if you are discovered, you will have to start escaping again.

In the past human society, ostriches could already be raised artificially, but...the group of ostriches in front of me were obviously wild ostriches. They had a bad temper and would rush to attack Su Bai if they disagreed.

Although there is an animal language function, but... it is impossible to communicate at all!

"Huh? Gone?"

Suddenly, there was a burst of chaotic footsteps from the flock of ostriches in front of them, running wildly into the distance.

Su Bai patted his chest and let out a long sigh of relief.

"It's finally safe. The African savannah is too dangerous!"

With a sigh, Su Bai reached behind his back and tried to take out a bottle of water.

But...after fumbling for a long time.

"Fuck!"

"Lost your bag?"

I actually lost my backpack. I ran more than ten kilometers. Where can I find it?

"No, we must find it!"

After pondering, Su Bai raised his head and looked at the scorching sun above his head. It was already approaching one o'clock noon.

You should be able to find your backpack before it gets dark. After all, you are the only one on the entire grassland, and animals will not drag your backpack away.

There is a tent inside. On the African grasslands, the temperature at night is very low. There is no sign of honey badgers so far. Maybe we will have to stay here for a few more days.

Fortunately, the zoo has hired ticket takers, and... the parents of depressed children will help him close the zoo.

“It shouldn’t matter how many days we stay!”

Su Bai picked up a wooden stick from the ground, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and walked step by step toward the direction he ran in, facing the sun.

[Hahahahaha, it’s the first time I see a host so helpless! 】

[How unlucky is this? But... what kind of birds were those that passed by just now? Are they so big?]

[I don’t know, I’ve never seen it before, but... this place seems to be the African grassland. The book says there are a lot of large animals here. The anchor won’t encounter any dangers like the last two times, right? 】

[I watched the anchor running for a long time, and I felt like my belly was getting smaller. It’s such a good show!]

[Ahahahahahaha, isn’t the title this time looking for this fragment called ‘Honey Badger’? Can any knowledgeable guy tell me what kind of animal this is? 】

[I’ve never heard of it. I work in a library and I just checked it out for a long time, but there’s no information about this animal at all.]

[With the word "honey" in the name, do you think it will make you look cute? 】

…

Seeing the barrage on the live broadcast screen in front of him, Su Bai couldn't help laughing.

cute?

This is definitely the first time I heard someone say honey badgers are cute, right?

This is a honey badger, nicknamed "Brother Flathead".

"Ahem..."

Su Bai walked and said to the live broadcast screen:

"The honey badger was once a relatively ferocious animal. It was about 90 centimeters in size, not very big! But..."

"This guy has a unique personality, he is aggressive and ferocious. Before he became extinct, he had a well-known title of 'Brother Flathead'."

Su Bai looked up at the vast African prairie, smiled and said:

"The honey badger has the advantages of all warriors, perseverance, bravery, decisiveness..."

"The most important thing is... except for sleeping, this guy spends the rest of his time either fighting or on the way to fights. It can be said that there is no creature on the entire African grassland that honey badgers dare not fight."

"Even if it encounters a lion, the honey badger will not be frightened and will fight for it!"

"The reason why this guy is called this has a lot to do with its love of eating honey. The honey badger's fur is rough and it is impossible for ordinary bee stings to penetrate it, hence the name."

"However, it is precisely because of the character of the honey badger that before the animal became extinct, the honey badger could be said to be... the only creature that fought and labeled itself as an endangered animal."

"Let's talk about it again... Damn it! My bag!"

Su Bai recalled the habits of the honey badger in his mind, and was about to give everyone some more knowledge, but... he glanced ahead and suddenly let out a loud shout.

There was a gray-haired creature in front of him, dragging his backpack and running wildly into the distance.

[Author's digression]: There is one more chapter before 7 o'clock, I beg for money, thank you all!