Global shock: You call this a zoo

Chapter 299 I will be my big brother from now on! (Xiao Chapter 31…

"thump……"

There was a splash of water, and Su Bai struggled to climb out of the small swamp.

The mud underneath is not very deep.

It only reaches the top of the thigh.

After climbing out.

"call……"

Su Bai raised his head and looked at the scorching sun above his head, and then looked at the surrounding environment. In the distance was a grassland, and in front of him were countless small swamps.

Various aquatic plants grow very tall on the shore.

It's as tall as a person.

After frowning and observing for a long time, Su Bai took out a new pair of pants from his backpack and planned to change into them.

Fortunately, I had prepared clothes in my backpack, otherwise it would have been inconvenient to move around in these muddy pants.

While taking off his trousers, Su Bai said to the many water friends in the live broadcast room:

"The shoebill stork this time is about 150 centimeters long, and this guy has a huge mouth and an amazing bite force, but..."

"For the description of this animal, everyone can refer to the Husky, because in ancient times, this guy was affectionately called the Husky among birds."

"Although it is not as troublesome as Erha, this kind of bird...how can I say it, in short, the idea is quite unique!"

"and……"

"kindness?"

I twitched my pants and found that I couldn't twitch.

Su Bai couldn't help but look up.

"I……"

I saw a shoebill stork standing next to me, staring at my thigh with its cold killer-like eyes, its whole body motionless.

The sole of one foot was just on his pants.

"call……"

Taking a deep breath, Su Bai tugged on his pants again, but found that they still couldn't move, so he said speechlessly:

"Rang, you stepped on my pants!"

"Da da da da da..."

A sound like a machine gun stunned Su Bai.

Good guy!

Before he traveled through time, he had never seen a real shoebill stork, and he didn't expect the sound to sound like this.

but……

What did this guy just say?

"You moved your foot and stepped on my pants!"

Su Bai repeated it again.

I saw this shoebill stork with gray-blue feathers all over its body, tilted its neck, glanced at the human in front of it curiously, rolled its eyes, and looked down, as if it understood.

Momo raised one of his paws, and stepped on it with the other foot while Su Bai was in a state of confusion.

"I……"

"Stop, my pants will get dirty soon!"

Su Bai pulled down his pants and said.

Is this the legendary husky among birds?

Sure enough, I have a fight with Erha. It’s so difficult to communicate.

"Da da da da da..."

"I...have...already...let go!"

Amidst the harsh sound of machine gunfire, Su Bai finally understood.

"But you stepped on it again!"

Looking at this naive guy, Su Bai couldn't help but raise his voice.

"Da da da da..."

"oh……"

The shoebill stork nodded slowly, raised its feet again, and stepped directly on Su Bai's thigh, looking down at him with a proud attitude.

"Nima..."

How to wear this?

If you wear them together, you won't let me wear pants, right?

[Pfft, hahahaha, genes are indeed powerful. This guy is so similar to Erha, but his fighting power is much stronger than Erha. You see, Principal Su Bai never dares to take action! 】

[Wolfdog: Ouch, Su Baiyuan doesn’t even have hair on his legs? Did he shave his hair like me? What brand of shaving cream is it? 】

[Librarian: Banned for half an hour (the wolf dog left the live broadcast room with a groan)! 】

[Hahahaha, poor wolf dog... Look at this shoebill stork, there are still a few tufts of hair on its forehead, the shape is so unique...]

[But this guy is really stupid. Let’s make a bet. I bet that Director Su Bai will never be able to put on his pants within half an hour! 】

[I estimate it will take at least an hour. Look at this foot coming down and that one going up again!]

[Ah ha ha ha, I finally have time to come up. Do you still remember me? I am Wei Liang! 】

…

Many water friends in the live broadcast room looked at Director Su Bai's helpless look and started laughing, holding their stomachs.

However, no one has underestimated the fighting power of this shoebill stork.

Viewed from the front, it looks really fierce.

The big orange mouth looks extremely sharp.

"Please, give me your pants!"

Su Bai sat on the grass, rubbed his forehead and said:

"I'll catch you some fish later, okay? Big pot?"

"Da da da da!"

"Can!"

As if he was really like a big brother in society, the shoebill stork nodded slowly and retracted one of its claws.

Su Bai quickly stood up with his pants up. After quickly putting them on, he looked at the swamp in front of him and waved to Jing Erha who was standing aside.

"Let's go! Catch fish!"

In these small swamps, shoebill storks have almost no natural predators.

However, this guy's food is also quite special, it is a creature called "lungfish".

This fish hides deep in swamp water and is difficult to find.

But lungfish also has a fatal flaw, that is, it will quickly surface to breathe every once in a while.

That's the shortcoming.

Gives shoebill storks a chance to hunt.

After searching around carefully.

Never saw any fish.

This made Su Bai puzzled.

Are there no fish left in this place?

It shouldn't be possible. The water plants nearby are also very dense, and after walking for such a long time, there is no sign of human activity.

This also shows that nothing in this place has been destroyed, and there must be fish.

It's possible that it's lurking too deep and you can't even notice it.

Thinking of this, Su Bai looked down at his pants again and sighed.

If I had known what kind of pants I changed into just now, I would have to go on like this again.

"thump……"

Su Bai quickly jumped into the swamp, bent over and carefully touched the mud layer underneath.

"The reason why the director is like this is because once your palm touches this kind of lungfish in the water, it will quickly burrow into the soil. In this way, as long as you rummage in the soil, you will definitely be able to catch this kind of lungfish!"

"Everyone, wait a moment...this place..."

"thump……"

Before he finished speaking, there was a huge splash of water behind him.

"puff……"

Su Bai turned his head, wiped the muddy water from his face, and looked at the shoebill stork whose whole forehead was buried in the mud, with the veins on his forehead twitching constantly.

Something's wrong!

Even before time travel, the slower-reacting shoebill storks raised in zoos would never have been like this!

Cauldron!

You are an expert at catching fish, do you use this for food?

If you can plunge into the mud like this, is this a new way to commit suicide?

Without having time to think about it, Su Bai rushed over, hugged the guy's neck, and lifted it up.

but……

The moment I mentioned it.

"Da da da da da..."

His thick mouth kept vibrating, and he shook his forehead.

Countless silt covered Su Bai's face tightly.

…

Dinosaur Island.

Erha still hugged the macaw.

The two guys used their bodies to warm each other, trying to soothe their wounded hearts.

Not far from them, there was a huge screen hanging in mid-air.

At this time, Director Su Bai's live broadcast is being played.

When I saw Principal Su Bai was dumped with a muddy look on his face.

"Ouch!"

"Well done, this brother's name is Shoebill, right? Just because of this, he will be my Erha's biological brother!"

“It’s so refreshing!”

"Just looking at Director Su Bai's embarrassment makes me feel like the air smells!"

"I just farted..."

The macaw took a step to the side, covered its mouth and said sheepishly.

"I……"

Erha glanced at it blankly.

Tear...

What about the promised brotherhood?

You even fart and attack me secretly?

"call……"

After exhaling a breath, Erha grinned again and said:

"We must bring this guy into the gang. Do you know why we are so miserable?"

"It's just because we can't fight. Let's not talk about you... Your physique is probably even dangerous to a passenger pigeon!"

"Let's just talk about me. I don't know why I can't even beat the little rabbit. This is outrageous!"

As he said this, Erha became more and more angry.

"Tell me, among the guys that came out later, there are some that we can defeat. Forget about the rhinoceros, if one hoof comes up, I will probably break my bones!"

"There are also smaller guys. They used to be able to bully Totoro, but now it's better. They're in Dragon Mother's territory again."

"So...if we want to change our status, we have to recruit powerful and like-minded guys to join us!"

The macaw tilted its neck and glanced at Erha.

Xin said, if I hadn't known you earlier, I would probably believe you now. Are you embarrassed to compare me with me?

What kind of fighting ability do you have, and you don’t even have a B number in mind?

Your biggest enemy is yourself.

"Gudong, but will this guy join the gang?"

The macaw said with some uncertainty:

"I don't dare to talk nonsense anymore. If this Zhang Yuan finds out, then I will be doomed..."

"I'll tell you!"

Erha straightened his chest, looking obligated.

"Didn't you listen to what Principal Su Bai said just now? This guy has a nickname: Husky in the Brain!"

"This is my own family!"

"From now on, Whale Head Ha will be the eldest brother of my Er Ha. In the zoo, he is Da Ha, I am Er Ha, and my son is San Ha... Do you want to change his name too, to Si Ha or something?"

"No, I'll leave it to you from now on!"

The macaw showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

He silently took two steps back.

I'm afraid I have to stay away from this guy. The shoebill stork in the live broadcast is not very reliable.

From now on, these two guys became brothers again.

You still have to be careful yourself.

"Why……"

Erha watched the macaw go further and further away, and couldn't help shouting at the top of his lungs:

"Why are you leaving?"

"Come and hug me for a while, I just felt like a she-wolf. Come back soon!"

"Keep it warm for a while longer!"

[Author's digression]: The 20,000-word update was completed today!