Global shock: You call this a zoo
Chapter 312 Cauldron, you are so handsome! (Chapter 151…
"this……"
After Su Bai hung up the phone, he turned his head and glanced at the medical room, frowning tightly.
You actually let them do something?
And how do you exaggerate it?
The problem is, most of the guys in the zoo who are capable of causing trouble are injured.
The shoebill stork just came back from the hospital two days ago, and his whole body was wrapped in bandages.
Erha is also wearing a cast, and even the macaw is also wearing a cast.
And the most important thing is, this time it's best not to hurt anyone, just cause trouble.
Other animals are not as good as these guys.
"System, can you help repair the injuries of these animals?"
Su Bai really had no choice but to ask the system in his mind.
"Deduction of 3 million shock value can help the animal recover from its injuries!"
"3 million?"
Su Bai exclaimed.
"Wait a minute!"
After saying this again, he stood up and walked towards the medical room.
"Shh... don't make any noise. I'll talk about it later. I didn't expect that guy to write a book for Xiaobai. What's the evolution: I turned into a polar bear. There are several wives in the horse-riding horse. When can I contact you?
Contact this little crayon and write a book for Erha!"
Erha looked at Principal Su Bai coming from a distance and whispered quickly:
"Look, look, look!"
"What's wrong with Principal Su Bai today? I feel like I'm a little unsteady when I walk...Did something good happen to me?"
"Stop making any noise and see what he says when he comes in!"
The macaw quickly stayed on the table quietly, motionless, and was extremely well-behaved.
Tong Erha looked at each other, and both guys felt that something bad must have happened.
Could it be that the shoebill stork incident was exposed two days ago?
Impossible!
I heard that the shoebills were shot into sieves.
Director Su Bai has never seen them on weekdays.
Something happened!
And it’s definitely not a good thing!
This thought flashed through the minds of both guys.
"Ahem!"
"How are you two doing?"
Su Bai walked into the medical room, looked at Erha lying on the bed, and asked with a smile.
"Ouch..."
"fine!"
"Yes, I'm pretty good too...it's not boring at all. Now that the plaster is removed, I'm not used to it!"
Erha and the macaw said at the same time.
"It's fine!"
Su Bai pushed Erha aside, sat down on the hospital bed, and then said in a deep voice:
"I'm looking for you two today. I have an important task for you... The director has been thinking about it for a long time. You are the only one in the zoo who can complete this task very well, or in other words, it has been overfulfilled!"
"So...do you want to remove the plaster?"
"In no mood!!!"
"I'll give you another chance, do you want to do it or not?"
"think!!!"
After Su Bai emphasized his tone, the two guys answered in unison.
"Not bad~!"
"Your injuries will recover today, and we will set off tomorrow morning..."
After Su Bai said a word, he turned around and walked out of the door.
"Ouch..."
"Director Su Bai, what exactly is your mission?"
Erha kept muttering in his heart.
Is there any task that it can complete with the macaw, and it can also exceed the limit?
I know my abilities very well.
Was he being beaten?
No, it's a bit too cruel.
"Haha, go do something!"
Su Bai turned around and said with a smile:
"I will tell you when we gather all the guys. Where is Gao Shuang? Ask her to remove the plaster for you immediately!"
After Principal Su Bai left, Erha and Macaw both had expressions of disbelief on their faces.
"What did Principal Su Bai say just now, asking us to make trouble? Damn it... isn't this horse-riding person an insult to a dog?"
Erha said angrily:
"Both dogs and I have evolved. I am a wise dog, and I am no longer the dog that can cause trouble!"
"Then are you going?"
The macaw glanced at it sideways.
"go……"
Erha said rather shyly:
"It's okay, I can put away the awakened IQ first, and then release it after finishing the work...it won't affect it!"
"Oh my, I've been ordered to do something. We must behave well this time!"
"Speaking of making trouble, let's talk about which guy in the zoo is our opponent. Hey, there is a word for it, and you even said it that day!"
"By the way...I remembered it!"
Erha roared excitedly.
"The two villains merge and become invincible in the world!"
Is this how the word "special" is used?
The macaw curled its lips speechlessly.
but……
I feel very excited just thinking about doing things with Principal Su Bai!
Su Bai walked deeper into the jungle.
He had heard about the location of this incident before.
LSWJS is a city that focuses on entertainment, and the most important thing is... since the zoo moved to Dinosaur Island, there have been very few tourists. If Shirong hadn't donated part of the money to him, maybe every day now
It is a problem for these animals to eat.
And what is the most famous thing about that place, it must be gambling!
No matter what, I have to get all the money from that place this time.
Maybe we can add some equipment to the zoo.
Speaking of gambling, you must bring a quokka. If I remember correctly, this little guy is very lucky. Anyway, I don’t understand how the bets are played. Let this little guy place his bets when the time comes.
That’s it.
As for the kangaroo leader…
"hiss……"
Su Bai had a headache when he thought of this guy. Although this guy loved gambling, his luck was really bad.
It is no exaggeration to say that you will lose every time you bet.
I have never seen an animal more unlucky than it. The hall is dark!
"Erha, macaw, kangaroo, quokka, gorilla... these five guys should be enough!"
After thinking about it carefully, Su Bai whispered:
"No, five may be a bit too few. Bring the big white and the shoebill stork too?"
In the end, Su Bai was cruel and took all these unreliable animals with him.
Anyway, we are going to make trouble, and there are people from China protecting us secretly. When the time comes, we can just let these guys do whatever they want.
The most important purpose!
Make money!
"The system will deduct the shock value and help the injured animals recover from their injuries!"
"Ding, the shock value of 3 million has been successfully deducted!"
Listening to the system's beep, Su Bai led a group of guys to sit on the beach after notifying all the animals in the jungle.
"Let me tell you briefly about this mission!"
Looking at the many animals lying in front of him, Su Bai licked the corner of his mouth and said:
"This time someone wants to destroy an insect we are about to resurrect, so we need to go to this place to scare them, but this city is different from other places. Almost all of them are entertainment facilities, so... this time
After the selection, you will follow me to this place!"
"However, there are a few things to note!"
"No animals are allowed to move alone, and no harm is allowed unless absolutely necessary!"
"Now, if you need to escape in the end, the big one will lead the small ones. The leader of the kangaroos will take the quokkas and macaws, and the rest will run with the gorillas. Do you understand?"
"As for how to cause damage, you can discuss this among yourself. In addition to not hurting anyone, it is best to get money!"
"Okay, you guys can discuss it slowly, we'll set off tomorrow morning!"
After saying that, Su Bai turned around and left.
I really don't know what to explain.
I’m not very familiar with making things happen either.
However, as long as these animals are allowed to function normally, it may be enough for those people to drink a pot.
Anyway, that place is already chaotic enough, almost a mixture of fish and dragons. Although bringing some animals there will definitely cause a sensation, but... there are also Chinese people behind the scenes, and those people will not mess around!
"Ouch..."
"Damn it, let's express ourselves freely, how can we deal with this?"
Erha dug a sand pit, buried his body in it, and asked in a daze.
"How about we just listen to the macaws!"
After many discussions among the animals, it was decided to let the macaw, which had read some books recently, come up with a plan.
"Ahem!"
"Hahaha... I haven't talked for a long time, I'm still a little nervous!"
The macaw cleared its throat, looked at its new feathers, and said excitedly:
"Didn't Director Su Bai just say that? What is our main goal this time... it is to make money!"
"So we can do this. Then we can divide into several groups and act separately. According to the information I read, the place we are going to has only a few places where we can get money. One is the casino, and the other
There is a fighting arena, and the rest are various massage places!”
"After all, the quokkas and kangaroos will just follow Director Su Bai and win money in the casino. The rest of us will go to these other places. I heard there is an octagonal cage there... It just so happens that we
Brother Orangutan is here, go and torture them."
"That's about all I have to say. We will adapt accordingly when the time comes, but...this is the first time in a long time that we have taken the initiative to cause trouble. We must not weaken the reputation of our Blue Sky Zoo. We must keep the remaining guys
Take a good look, we are useful too!"
"come on!!!"
"come on!!!"
Many animals roared after hearing this.
I never expected that this mission would be like this.
And... they have nothing to be afraid of. There are kangaroos, gorillas, and Dabai in the team. These guys are relatively powerful, especially the newly returned gorilla. With his physique, one punch would probably kill him.
Can kill one with a hammer.
"In short, it's just one sentence... Either we don't do it, or we do it in a big way!"
The macaw said again.
Then many animals left one after another, quietly waiting to set off tomorrow morning.
…
Airport.
"Xiao Mei, our flight received a temporary order today, and some special passengers need to come on!"
"You flight attendants must pay attention!"
"Tell other passengers not to move!"
The flight attendant leader listened to the captain's instructions and was slightly surprised.
Specific passengers?
"Could it be that there are important leaders on board? That's not right. Generally, important leaders fly on private jets, and they won't take on large passenger planes like theirs!"
Xiaomei asked with some confusion.
"Oh, let me tell you the truth. There are animals that need to fly on our plane this time. Don't panic. And... Director Su Bai is here, so there won't be any trouble!"
"ah?"
"animal!"
Several stewardesses standing nearby immediately exclaimed.
"Are they the animals from Blue Sky Zoo? Oh my god..."
"Then there's nothing to panic about. I've been there several times. The animals inside are very obedient, but... why would Director Su Bai take the animals on our plane? The country usually equips them with special private planes.
ah!"
"Okay, let's not discuss so much. This flight is really interesting. You know the zoo has moved to Dinosaur Island. It's not easy to meet now. Oh my, I'm looking forward to this special flight!"
"..."
The captain never expected that not only did this group of flight attendants show no resistance, but everyone was actually very excited.
"Since you are confident, hurry down and prepare. They will board the plane through a special channel in advance, so that the passengers behind you must not make a fuss!"
"yes!!!"
Several stewardesses responded and walked away excitedly.
Ten minutes later.
In the distance, a military car could be seen slowly stopping on the side of the plane, and a few people jumped out first.
"Rong Li, you and Lao Zhou will keep an eye on these guys and don't let them yell. This time we need to go through a special channel. The possibility of exposure by using a private plane is too high, but it can't affect other tourists. Listen
Do you understand?"
"Don't worry, director!"
Rong Li touched his bald head, his face extremely excited.
I didn’t expect that after waiting for such a long time, I would finally be able to do something useful. It’s exciting to think about going to MG to do something.
Not to mention carrying so many animals.
"welcome!"
Su Bai nodded slightly to the flight attendants and walked directly to the first class cabin.
"Damn, these legs are so long!"
The macaw stood on Erha's head. Looking at the long legs in front of him, he couldn't help but exclaimed. It wasn't until all the animals in front had entered that he urged Erha to hurry in.
"Miss, your legs are so long!"
He waved his wings at several flight attendants.
"Your feathers are beautiful too!"
Several flight attendants smiled slightly, showing their white teeth and said.
"Then do you want to touch it?"
"You can touch whatever you want..."
The macaw blinked and followed Erha into the plane.
"Hahaha, is this the macaw that can speak human language?"
"It's so interesting. There are so many animals here this time, but some animals may not be able to fit in the seats!"
"We don't care about this. We've already coordinated everything above. We've dismantled a few seats in the back, which is enough for them to stay. But will we distribute the food on the plane to these guys later? Can they eat it?"
"..."
Several flight attendants frowned slightly when they thought about this problem.
Then he walked into the aircraft cabin.
With the cooperation of several zoo employees, after all the animals were properly arranged, they walked to the boarding gate again.
The remaining passengers should be boarding the plane soon.
And when everyone got on the plane, they were all dumbfounded.
They all looked at the stewardess behind them in confusion.
"We have special passengers on the plane this time. I hope you don't panic. They are very gentle and will not disturb you!"
Seeing that everyone was at a loss, Xiaomei quickly picked up the microphone on the side and said.
but……
"Ah hahahaha, isn't this Erha? Didn't the injury say it would take until the end of the year to heal? It's actually healed now?"
"The quokka is here too. Dad, can I hold this little guy for a while?"
"Don't worry, we have all seen these animals before. They won't cause panic. Everyone is familiar with them."
What I didn't expect was that after every tourist recovered, they all said with a smile.
Many people even gave up their seats and wanted a few guys to sit on them.
I never imagined that one day I would fly with these animals.
This is definitely a memory that will last a lifetime.
As the plane started slowly.
"I'll report it!"
Xiaomei took the microphone and cleared her throat to prepare for the announcement.
"Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!"
Suddenly, a sound like a street horn came from the cabin.
"Ahem..."
"Welcome everyone to take this flight, let me give you the announcement below!"
When I opened the curtain, I found that there was a big speaker in front of the macaw, and this guy was shouting at the top of his lungs at everyone.
"Okay, Miss Mei, this flight is different. No one cares whether we broadcast it or not, so just let it be broadcast. Don't you see those passengers are very happy?"
"All right!"
Xiaomei nodded helplessly and sat down on the seat next to her.
Listen carefully to this macaw's announcement.
"The plane is about to take off, please fasten your seat belts and take your wives with you..."
"You're not allowed to walk around at will. If anyone disobeys you, I'll let you out to get some fresh air!"
"Also, you need to raise your hands when going to the toilet!"
"Okay, there's nothing more to say... It's time to play, it's time to have fun... Don't play with other people's wives!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Everyone laughed while listening to this special broadcast.
The entire cabin was full of laughter and laughter, and no one even knew when the plane took off.
After a long time!
"Brother Ha, let's go to the front and take a stroll. Su Bai and Zhou Wan are in the first class cabin. Let's go take a look too. I heard that the first class cabin is very beautiful and has everything!"
The macaw looked at a group of people playing with other animals and secretly lowered his voice.
"Da da da da!"
"Two worthy brothers, what are you going to do? Can you take your eldest brother with you?"
The shoebill stork standing nearby opened his eyes suddenly and also lowered his voice and said.
"You're so scared. We won't get beaten this time. We've been suppressed for so long. What's wrong with releasing?"
Seeing Erha's gloomy look, the macaw roared in disgust.
"Ouch..."
"What? I'm researching... Do you think I can dig it out from here? I feel like it's a bit suffocating in here. Ask the stewardess if she can open the window?"
Macaw: "???"
Good guy!
You want to dig through the plane even though you are riding a horse.
Is there any way for everyone to survive?
"Okay, don't think about it, just go to the front and have a look!"
As soon as the three brothers gathered together, they hurriedly ran towards the first-class cabin ahead.
"What are you doing here?"
Su Bai lay on the comfortable first-class sofa, looked at the three guys running over and said with some confusion:
"If you don't stay behind, why are you here?"
"Ouch..."
"Director Su Bai, I feel a little suffocated. Can you open the window?"
Erha said innocently.
"Go, go, go back!"
As soon as he heard this guy talking, Su Bai felt his blood pressure begin to rise, and he waved his hand and drove the guys back.
"Su Bai, is it really okay to do this this time?"
Zhou Wan slowly sat up from the sofa, looked at the backs of the three animals, and said with some worry
"If those people send out soldiers then, we will be in trouble. It will be difficult to run with so many animals!"
"I see!"
Su Bai had actually considered Zhou Wan's concerns, but... even if Huaxia didn't order this time, after resurrecting the Samoyed, Su Bai also planned to look for this laboratory, but since Huaxia had already said that everything was there
Everything has been arranged, so there is really nothing to worry about.
After all, there is also a large flow of people in that city. Even if those soldiers are dispatched, it will only cause an even more chaotic situation. It may not be that easy to harm these animals.
And in this place, the number of locals is not actually the largest. On the contrary, the largest number of tourists are from all over the country.
It is impossible to shoot in the street.
"Don't worry, nothing will happen. Moreover, we have a goal this time. In this country, there are also many people who want to sign a contract with China. We are bringing animals here this time for these people. If these people can march
If you get up, the chaos caused will be even more serious!"
Su Bai narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at the white clouds outside the window, and said in a deep voice:
"You will also have a mission by then. It's best to find out the location of the laboratory and see what they want to do!"
"I know!"
Zhou Wan nodded quietly.
"Go to sleep, we'll probably be there when you sleep!"
Su Bai smiled slightly and lay down again.
"Then...I want to lie with you!"
After a long time.
Zhou Wan looked at Su Bai who closed her eyes and said with a slightly red face.
"Snort...snort...snort!"
However, just a few seconds later, snoring sounded from the opposite side.
"snort!"
"Just pretend!"
Zhou Wan snorted coldly and covered her head with a blanket angrily.
…
LSWJS.
In a factory in the suburbs.
At this time, hundreds of people were lined up neatly.
"We have been lurking here for many years. This mission is no small matter. We need to disguise ourselves as tourists to ensure that Director Su Bai and the animals are always in our sights."
A middle-aged man with gold-rimmed glasses stood upright in front of everyone and said in a majestic tone:
"This time, our people must not be exposed, especially the plainclothes security officers, and they must not be allowed to harm animals."
"But you don't need to have a lot of burden on your heart."
"The animals that Director Su Bai brought this time, well... their strength is extraordinary, and it is almost impossible for those people to capture them alive."
"But everyone still needs to be vigilant, the last thing is!"
"During the final evacuation, there will be a marine creature waiting for these animals on the beach. In order to prevent MG from dispatching warships, we also equipped small yachts to block the entire port and never allow warships to go to sea!"
When the middle-aged man thought of the past achievements of these animals in the information, his heart skipped a beat.
It seems that this time China is planning to completely turn this city upside down.
"Okay, let's take action!"
"The plane should be landing soon, and the director of the hotel, Su Bai, has already made arrangements in advance!"
Following the middle-aged man's order, all the Chinese soldiers hiding here ran out of the factory neatly and disappeared into the night.
Although the Chinese side seemed a little calm about this operation on the surface, all the preparation work had been arranged almost before Su Bai landed.
Even the passages in the airport are all special passages and do not require inspection at all.
This time!
These animals alone can definitely bring chaos to this place.
…
"Goodbye, little sister!"
The macaw stood under the plane, waved its wings to the flight attendants above, and then reluctantly walked into the truck nearby.
"Okay, hurry up!"
Subaiti slipped its wings and threw it directly into the truck. Then she quickly got into the truck with Zhou Wan and others.
Rong Long and Lao Zhou took the normal passage and had already walked out of the airport at this time.
"Ouch..."
"Where do you think we should start from?"
Erha's whole body was trembling slightly, and he roared excitedly.
"We're not going to the casino either. Why don't we go to those foot washers first?"
"My claws are a little dirty. I wonder if those people will wash them?"
The macaw got up from the ground, patted its forehead, and said speechlessly:
"Okay, stop messing around and let's see what Director Su Bai does later. Maybe we need to go to the casino together. What if we also win a lot?"
As the truck drove out of the airport step by step, it stopped at the entrance of a large casino an hour later.
At this time, Su Bai had already changed his clothes and slowly walked out of the car.
The few black security guards standing at the door were already dumbfounded.
It is not unusual at all to say that there are all kinds of luxury cars, but this is the first time I saw someone driving a truck to the entrance of the casino.
Moreover, the two people who came down looked to be of high status.
Are today’s young people already so good at playing?
Although he was surprised, he still maintained the expected service level, came to the two people respectfully, and said with a smile:
"Hello, welcome to our hotel. Just park your car here and there will be a parking lot for you soon!"
"Please come inside..."
After saying that, he winked at the people on the side and quickly pushed the heavy glass door open, intending to invite Su Bai and the others in.
"Wait a minute, there are tourists behind us!"
Su Bai smiled slightly, hurriedly ran to the back of the car and opened the door.
"Haha, it's okay, welcome!"
The black security guard still smiled and said.
"Bang……"
However, seeing the group of demons and monsters walking out, the black security guards were stunned on the spot.
What are these damn things?
It's covered in black hair and looks extremely thick. What is this?
Is there a bamboo shoot in one of his arms?
The most outrageous thing is how come you still have such a big mouth?
"I guess there is no rule here that animals are not allowed inside, right?"
Su Bai led a group of animals and stood at the gate and said with a smile.
"Well……"
"That's not the case!"
"That's good, let's go in!"
He waved his hand and walked in with many animals.
"I heard that you have a car washing service here. Wash this car for us and wax it at the same time!"
The macaw stood on the gorilla's shoulder, looked at the black security guards, smiled and waved its wings.
"Well……"
Several people looked back at the dilapidated truck and nodded bravely.
Until a few animals entered.
"Hurry up and report it. This should be an animal from China. If I'm not mistaken, that young man should be Director Su Bai!"
"Something serious has happened and they are here. We must report it immediately!"
"Come here, please take this truck and wash it, and don't forget to wax it!"
One of the black men hurriedly ran to the distant office.
And at this time.
Everyone in the entire hall was stunned.
When have you ever seen such a battle?
What kind of guys are these guys coming in on horseback?
Not only many tourists were dumbfounded, but also many employees who dealt out cards were also dumbfounded.
How can I serve this?
"Oh my god, are these animals from China? How did they come to this place?"
"Yes, are you here to play too? God...I heard that animals in China have many mysterious powers. Do you know how to play this kind of game?"
"Impossible, but hasn't it been mentioned on TV? This kind of animal has helped many people in China. Maybe my prayers worked and God sent them down. We will follow them. After a while, they will suppress something.
Let’s suppress whatever we can!”
Everyone watched as many animals sat down around a round table, and followed them cautiously.
"Take 1 million chips!"
Su Bai took out a pile of cash from his backpack and looked at the stunned employees in front of him and said.
However, the employee in front of him obviously didn't hear what Su Bai said. He stared straight at the gorilla standing next to him, and his legs kept shaking.
So scary!
There is too much pressure.
"Crack!"
When the macaw saw Director Su Bai glance at him, he quickly stretched out his wings and slapped the guy.
“What kind of service attitude?”
"Hurry up and don't delay the uncle's winning of money!"
"Bring over whatever you have to drink or eat, and... bring over some fruits!"
After scolding him, he flew and landed on the stage.
"squeak……"
"Press this later!"
The quokka picked up a leaf and kept chewing it in its mouth. Looking at the countless rows of grids in front of it, it randomly found one and lay down on it.
"Okay, listen to you!"
Su Bai lifted it up and threw all the chips on it.
"Press this all!"
"ah?"
The employee who dealt the cards exclaimed.
The cards haven't been dealt yet, so it's just stud. What kind of gameplay is this?
"Let's suppress this too!"
"Yes, yes, we are betting the same as these animals, all in!"
"Ah hahaha, what if I win?"
When the group of people surrounding Su Bai saw this, they all threw away the chips in their hands.
More and more people gathered around, curiously looking at the scene in front of them.
"System, start live broadcast!"
After Su Bai ordered Yi Yi in his mind, he raised his head and looked at the cards dealt to him in front of him.
【Holy shit, so many animals are together?】
[Hahahaha, have you noticed that all the people who came here are capable of causing trouble? Could it be that Director Su Bai is planning to cause trouble this time? 】
[I've been to this place before. Isn't this a state in MG? Oh my god, Director Su Bai actually brought animals to this place...]
[If you think about it carefully, it is definitely impossible for Principal Su Bai to come to this place on his own initiative. Considering the news in Haidu a few days ago, it is very likely that he is here to seek revenge...]
[Isn’t that overkill? I feel like Erha alone can demolish this place.]
[I was laughing so hard, these people are probably confused, they are actually playing cards with animals...]
…
The moment the live broadcast room was opened, all water friends were stunned.
After seeing the situation clearly, combined with the news from Haidu a few days ago, almost everyone concluded that Director Su Bai brought so many animals to cause trouble.
After all, in everyone's eyes, Principal Su Bai is very busy, how could he have time to come to a place like this?
And most importantly, there are so many animals with him.
Erha, macaw, great white, shoebill stork, kangaroo, quokka, gorilla...
Except for the quokkas, the rest are basically restless guys.
It can be seen from this.
It's not weird to cause trouble.
Although many water friends can see it, these foreigners don't understand it.
Many of them have never even seen what animals look like.
"Crunch..."
Dabai held a bamboo shoot, took a bite, and chewed it for a while.
"Pa..."
He patted a staff member on the shoulder.
"puff……"
Sprayed directly in his face.
"Ouch..."
"Macaw, tell them I need to go to the toilet... let's go, let's go, come with me!"
With that said, he took the macaw and said something to Director Su Bai, then turned around and walked away.
Countless people on the way tried to get out of the way.
Looking at this cute guy curiously.
Until I got to the toilet.
"Oh..."
“There are people serving the restrooms!”
Dabai exclaimed, looked at the toilet inside, and sat on it with a smile.
"Elder Su Baiyuan can't help it just by sitting there. We have to get angry!"
Looking at the macaw on his shoulder, Dabai said mysteriously:
"Did you see the passage next to it? I just saw a lot of people going in. What do you think it was for?"
"And there are also some long legs..."
"What?"
"Long legs? Where are they?"
The macaw exclaimed.
"Let's go, let's go quickly...what are we waiting for!"
He roared low, flapped his wings and flew up. He stood on top of the toilet door, looked at an employee who had his ear pressed against the door, rolled his eyes, and couldn't help but smile and said:
"Do you still have services in this toilet?"
"Then can you sing Little Star? Sing us one...Twinkle, Twinkle, Twinkle..."
"Otherwise it won't be able to be pulled out..."
waiter:"???"
What the hell is Little Star?
And how come this guy can talk?
With a look of horror on his face, he rushed out of the toilet in a hurry.
but……
Just after Baymax and the Macaw came out.
Seeing the huge crowd of people surrounding Director Su Bai, the humans were also stunned.
Countless security guards gathered around, all with frowns on their faces.
"Ah ah ah ah, I won again, my God, my God... Does this little guy have any special skills?"
"Stop talking so much, it's so awesome... I haven't lost a single hand yet. We just followed them and pushed all in today!"
"Is this the magic of animals? Then why doesn't our country sign a contract with China? If I have an animal like this, I will make a fortune in the future!"
As each card was revealed, countless people cheered with red necks.
It's incredible.
Especially the little guy who looks fluffy and smiles.
Every time this guy picked a card, he never lost.
"Ouch..."
"I'm tired of riding on a horse. This makes me feel stupid. Let's go make trouble!"
Erha listened to the cheers behind him. Although he couldn't understand what he was shouting, looking at the appearance of the quokka, it was clear that he was cheering for it.
Damn it!
I am the one who causes trouble and is the protagonist!
How can you let others steal the limelight?
After roaring, they glanced at the shoebill storks, nodded to each other, and retreated through the crowd.
From a distance, I saw two guys, Dabai and Macaw, trying to get into a small door on the side.
He followed in a hurry.
"What are you doing?"
"Look at the long legs..."
"Long legs? Let's go, let me go and have a look too!"
After some discussion, the four guys got in carefully.
"Fuck..."
“Big big…”
"So white..."
After entering and walking along a narrow passage for a while, we came to a metal door.
The moment it entered, the macaw's eyes widened.
this……
What the hell is it actually a fitting room for female employees?
And at this time, there was a group of blond beauties changing clothes in front of them.
"Ahhhhhh, what is this?"
"roar……"
Dabai roared and immediately blocked the door, looking coldly at a group of humans.
"Ouch..."
"What are you waiting for? Take it apart..."
Erha growled excitedly, put his claws on the cabinet nearby, and started tearing at it.
"Second brother, wait for eldest brother!"
Seeing this, the shoebill stork also rushed over, biting open the wooden cabinet with its mouth, and pulled out all kinds of clothes inside.
"Second brother, what is this thing with two pot lids? It's actually black. What do you think about my brother wearing it on his forehead?"
Holding two black pot lids, Shoebill turned to Erha and said with a smile:
“This look is so chic!”
"Yes, yes, yes, not bad, it matches your temperament very well!"
Erha glanced at it, suppressed a smile and praised it sincerely, then pulled out a small triangle from inside.
"Big pot, try to see if you can put two bird legs into it. It will definitely look cool in this!"
"From now on, you will be the most beautiful bird in our zoo, and even the macaws will have to step aside!"
"If you don't believe me, ask it!"
The shoebill stork carefully inserted its two claws, twisted its buttocks, and turned to look at the macaw.
"Well……"
"Really, everything Erha said is true. Compared with you, I am nothing!"
The macaw took one look and said quickly.
Good guy!
Are these brothers?
It's a trap that doesn't pay off. If you put this thing on and go out for a run, the shoebill stork's innocence in this life will be ruined.
The blonde beauties clustered together looked at each other with disbelief on their faces.
It seems that these guys have no ill intentions towards them.
Just to destroy indoor furniture and clothes.
but……
Why does it feel so weird?
Especially the guy with a big mouth, there were so many words on his forehead right now.
"No, second brother, why are these things not the same size?"
The shoebill stork took out a very huge pot lid from the cabinet, threw it directly on his head, and said in surprise:
"Look at this, damn...it's bigger than my mouth!"
"Hahahahaha..."
The macaw couldn't help laughing. He stood on Dabai's forehead, looked down at the many blond beauties, and said softly:
"We have no ill intentions, you don't have to be afraid..."
"Didn't I say there is an octagonal cage here? Where is it?"
"Can you take us to see it?"
"We are the babies of the Octagon. We will hold up our cards as soon as we... come out of this door!"
One of them said cautiously.
"oh……"
"Brother Bai, hurry back and call the gorilla here. We are going to the octagonal cage to cause trouble!"
He growled lowly at Dabai.
The macaw spread its wings directly and landed on the shoebill stork's head.
"Ouch..."
"Oops, I'm so exhausted... Brothers, what do you think?"
After a long time, Erha pulled a cabinet leg and threw it on the ground, and said with a smile.
"roar……"
"Where to fight?"
At this moment, the gorilla came in from the doorway and roared.
"We're still playing outside, let's fix our own."
After Dabai shouted, he opened a small door in front.
"Hey, there is a person behind this curtain. What is he doing jumping around?"
"I see!"
The macaw glanced at it, turned to look at its companions and said:
"I have watched this kind of game before. I am waiting for my appearance... After a while, the curtain will be lifted, and I will be able to appear!"
"Let's do this. Brother Gorilla pulls this player in and knocks him out. You put on his clothes. The three of you go through the other channel. I follow Brother Gorilla and enter the stage from the front!"
"Let's do this. During the competition, after the cage is closed, let's knock the referee over first... and then knock over the player!"
"Then you come out and start causing trouble!"
"hiss……"
Several octagonal cage babies gathered together took a deep breath.
What kind of guys are these?
Especially this one who can speak human language, he is so cruel. He knocks out the players directly, and then lets the guy next to him who looks very majestic come up.
Even the referee has to ask questions?
Several people looked at each other. Although they were a little scared in their hearts, they were still a little excited about the plan mentioned by the macaw for some reason.
"Well... we can go up and cheer you up!"
A blond woman hurriedly stretched out her hand, looked at the macaw in front of her and said:
"Those players and coaches are very hateful and often take advantage of us!"
When the other people heard this, they all spoke excitedly.
"That's right. Didn't the player behind the curtain forcefully take a girl back last time? I heard that she jumped off the building in the end!"
"Yes, yes, we will cheer for you, and... we can take you up!"
"Just don't hurt us!"
The macaw looked at the babies in the octagonal cage and nodded slowly.
"Okay, let's take action!"
"Can you please return the pot lid on top of your head to us..."
"Hey, you don't look that big? Why are you wearing such a big pot lid?"
Watching a woman take off the largest pot lid, the macaw said in surprise.
"Well...the ditch is deeper this way..."
Macaw: "..."
…
Behind the curtain.
"Huh...huh...huh!"
"come on!"
"Come on, in the battle of revenge, we must beat this guy to the ground and KO within one minute!"
The black man with bulging muscles kept jumping in place to warm up.
Listen carefully to the introduction of the referee outside.
As long as the audience cheers and the entire curtain opens, that's the moment he appears.
The King of Strangulation!
This is his title, the invincible existence in the octagonal cage.
"Pa..."
However, when I was imagining that I had won, I was raising my hands and cheering.
His shoulder was tapped violently.
"Bang……"
Just as he turned his head, a dark fist appeared in front of him.
"KO!!!"
Several octagonal cage babies shouted excitedly and helped drag the King of Strangler in.
Then after a blast with the hammer, he took off his clothes.
"hiss……"
"Put it on quickly!"
Macaw looked at several women greeting them all the way down, and couldn't help but take a breath.
It looks quite gentle, but I didn't expect it to be so dark.
There seemed to be some breaking sound just now.
The gorilla put his clothes on and put on his cloak.
The macaw stood on the shoulder, and the two guys stood behind the curtain, not to mention swinging their bodies.
"The King of Strangulation!"
Suddenly, a deafening shout came from outside, and the dark curtain slowly opened.
"roar……"
Because of the huge crowd, no one could detect even the roar of the gorilla.
"Don't be nervous, just go on stage. If someone stops you, you will be knocked down with one punch..."
The macaw hid in his cloak and kept giving advice.
And right there in the audience.
Several Chinese soldiers frowned and looked at the gorilla who had already ascended the stage. One of them whispered:
"What should we do now?"
"Is there going to be a problem? How about we rush in too..."
"Don't worry!"
Another person lowered his voice and said:
"Let's see what they want to do next, and then we'll take action..."
Several people sighed deeply, clenched their fists and stared at the chimpanzee on the stage.
I thought that these guys would only cause havoc in the venue, but I never expected that they would actually change their clothes and go on stage directly.
It’s simply outrageous!
No wonder the tone above is so relaxed, they are indeed not as powerful as these animals when it comes to getting things done.
And when they came in from outside just now.
The whole hall has gone crazy.
All the security guards came, but even the crowd couldn't get in.
There are really too many people.
Not only that, I heard that Principal Su Bai is still winning.
If things continue like this, I'm afraid this casino will close down soon.
"This is a battle of revenge. Let us, the King of Strangler, take off his cloak! Rejoice, our king is back!"
The referee yelled and pointed one finger at the gorilla on the side.
but……
"Remove the cloak!"
I saw this guy squatting on the ground with his head down, looking indifferent.
The referee roared again.
"superior!"
"Give him a break!"
The macaw saw that the iron door had been closed and growled hastily.
"roar……"
Everyone present only heard a deafening roar.
Then everyone stared at the referee flying out of the iron cage with their mouths open.
"Holy shit, what kind of power is this? Oh my god...a punch to the sky?"
"Ahhhhhhh, awesome!!!"
"Look, another contestant ran away... Damn it, don't run away!"
After a short period of calm, cheers like huge waves erupted throughout the venue.
People who come here don't care who is fighting whom.
As long as the fight is exciting and bloody, everyone will cheer.
The gorilla punched the referee out of the cage, shocking everyone.
The entire iron cage must be at least nearly 3 meters high. It can knock a living person straight out. What kind of power is this?
What made everyone even more speechless was that when another player saw this scene, he ran out of the octagonal cage, looking like he had lost his soul.
"Ouch..."
"Something's happening!!!"
Dabai suddenly jumped out from one side and roared.
He rushed towards a group of security guards running from a distance.
"Quick, quick, quick!"
"Blast them!"
The macaw flew out of the cloak, landed directly next to the microphone on the side, and shouted at the top of his lungs:
"Our orangutan brother is invited to appear next, cheers!"
"Open it, open it..."
"No one is allowed to run, anyone who runs will be beaten!"
"roar……"
The gorilla violently pulled off his cloak, stood on top of the octagonal cage, and roared into the sky.
"Ahhhhhhh...this is not the King of Strangulation, what is this?"
"Run quickly...where is the security guard?"
"What the hell, whoever touched my breasts secretly, you are still not a human being, give me back the breast pads..."
The entire octagonal cage suddenly fell into chaos. Everyone looked at the ferocious appearance of the gorilla and fled out in fear.
"Beauties, where are the cheers?"
The macaw glanced at the baby coming out of the octagonal cage, smiled and shouted:
"Let's go, deal with these security guards, and my brother will take you to get a massage!"
Waving their wings, a group of animals quickly rushed towards a group of security guards.
…
And at this time.
In the hall.
It has also become extremely chaotic.
"squeak……"
"You are a hammer!"
The kangaroo jumped onto the table and roared.
I didn't even win once I stepped on the horse. This place is definitely cheating.
"Walk……"
Su Bai stuffed the quokka into his pocket, said hello, grabbed the chips on the table and threw them out.
"Whoever picks it up belongs to whoever picks it up!"
"Hurry up, grab the chips..."
"Made, this is definitely a black spot, rob it..."
"Hurry up and pick up the chips..."
After everyone was stunned for a moment, they started to fight for it.
There is no such thing as recognizing someone in this place.
To put it bluntly, whoever grabs it belongs to whomever.
Moreover, the chips thrown out by that Chinese young man were all of high value.
Not only the tourists inside were crazy, but also the staff were crazy and started fighting on the ground.
People's psychology is very strange, especially when someone takes the lead and everything around them is chaotic, they all have the idea that they can hide something and no one can find it.
In this way, the scene became more and more chaotic.
Even many security personnel started to fight for it.
"roar……"
"Rumble..."
At this moment, a wall beside the hall suddenly collapsed, and the gorilla rushed out first.
"Walk……"
With a roar, he rushed after Principal Su Bai.
"Bang...bang...bang!"
"Second brother, wait for the cauldron!"
The shoebill stork kept hammering the crowd on the side with its mouth.
Don't say...
It's quite fun, one will be stunned with one hammer, and one will be stunned with one hammer!
"Ouch..."
"Where's the sound of bullets? Hurry, or you won't be able to get out."
Dabai stood beside this guy and roared.
Good guy, you are addicted to playing!
"Da da da da da..."
A harsh sound sounded.
The panicked crowd hurriedly fell to the ground.
The shoebill stork spread its wings and glided out of the door.
"Get in the car!"
Zhou Wan parked the truck at the door, smiled at Su Bai who rushed out and said:
"Don't worry, the Chinese people have already taken action, and all the security officers are blocked over there!"
"We can walk slowly and leisurely!"
It wasn't until a group of guys all jumped up that they walked away.
Countless water friends in the live broadcast room have already been dumbfounded.
[Fuck...it's so exciting, it will probably piss everyone in this place to death.]
[Hahahaha, I’m laughing so hard, why did these animals bring a group of girls out? 】
[Stop talking, I’m so envious. It would be great if we could go there too. We’re blatantly causing destruction... It’s so cool!]
[Isn’t this the wrong route? Considering the situation, Director Su Bai actually doesn’t plan to take it. This is too bold. 】
[This...are a group of people still going to Dabaojian? Why did they stop at this place? 】
[I can’t do it anymore, I can’t do it anymore, I’m laughing so hard...you guys don’t treat technicians as human beings...]
…
Seeing Zhou Wan driving her car, she quickly turned around a few roads and then stopped again.
Then they all jumped out of the car quickly and got into the SPA club with a painting of a graceful girl.
"Hello, who are you?"
The greeter standing at the door quickly put away his mobile phone, lowered his head and said with a smile:
"You can take a look at the set menu, we have it here..."
"kindness?"
Seeing several paws walking in under his nose, the greeter couldn't help but froze on the spot.
This is too scary.
Why do you still have such thin toes?
"close the door!"
"Don't even shout!"
Su Bai shouted to Dabai behind him and ordered the door to be closed.
Then he walked inside step by step.
"We've already checked it out. Is it underground?"
"This is it. It's a shop on the surface, but actually the laboratory is in the basement."
Zhou Wan glanced at the group of strong men rushing out, whispered something, and took out a pistol from her arms.
"Kang..."
A shot hit the ceiling, looking at everyone coldly.
"Hold your head and squat down!"
"All the shoebills are stunned!"
Su Bai said in time.
"Da da da da..."
"Ah ha ha ha ha... I'm here too!"
The shoebill stork ran over excitedly.
"Bang...bang...bang!"
As the sound rang out, a group of strong men soon lay on the ground.
"Let's go down there and take a look, you stay up there!"
Su Bai rushed down with Lao Zhou and others, leaving a group of animals in the shop.
"Hey, why don't you be so arrogant? Can you do it?"
The macaw looked at the waiters on the side, frowned and said:
"What services do you provide here?"
"Well……"
"We...are all up there!"
said a woman, pointing to an item on the wall.
"Hey, is there a foot bath?"
"Give each of us a milk foot bath, and then give my brother Ha a traceless hair removal..."
"Well...what else do you want? Just ask, Principal Su Bai will pay for it!"
“What is traceless hair removal?”
Erha asked with some confusion.
"I guess I just shaved off my hair!"
The quokka said with a smile.
"He..."
"Don't be impulsive. I'm just kidding. I don't know when Director Su Bai and the others will finish their work. It's too boring for us to stay here!"
"Okay, don't be impulsive. Be careful, Principal Su Bai will come and beat you up!"
Dabai leaned on the sofa nearby, looked at the many excited guys, and said speechlessly.
"Da da da da..."
Suddenly, there was a burst of intensive gunfire outside the door, and all the animals stood up and looked up.
I saw a few Chinese people supporting each other and hiding behind buildings, turning back and firing from time to time.
Opposite them, there were dozens of strong men in camouflage uniforms, approaching with submachine guns.
"This is a Chinese, what should we do?"
"We must help. If Principal Su Bai sees it, he will definitely help!"
"The question is, those guys have guns, can we be our opponents?"
"Don't we have a car? Let's drive up!"
Several animals were busy discussing.
However, no results came out of the discussion. If the opponent has a gun, they are not like Tyrannosaurus rex, so it is estimated that it will be difficult to charge at them.
"Isn't there a girl here?"
"They definitely know how to drive!"
The macaw shouted, and a baby in the octagonal cage nodded blankly, and then said with a smile:
"Come on, let's get in the car and deal with these people first!"
…
"Huh...huh...huh!"
"No way, we probably won't be able to escape, but we must lead these people elsewhere!"
A Chinese soldier said breathlessly.
"Boom!"
Suddenly, there was a roar of cars behind them.
Immediately afterwards, countless enemy security officers were seen giving in.
"Crunch..."
The screeching sound of brakes sounded.
"Hey guys, do you need a ride?"
The macaw stuck out his head and said with a smile.
[Author's digression]: There will be a small chapter later!
Love you all!
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