Global shock: You call this a zoo

After the discovery of the ancient tombs in Qindu, it quickly aroused heated discussion across the Internet as soon as it was reported.

Countless people participated in the discussion.

The words that Director Su Bai said were also spread through countless channels.

However, many Chinese people just smiled knowingly after seeing it.

Everyone understands that this is an unintentional move by Director Su Bai. After all, you can't let a person who concentrates on studying animals also understand architecture.

Isn't this embarrassing?

Moreover, the reports have already stated that Director Su Bai went to that place by chance.

I didn't go there on purpose.

but……

Although all Chinese people can understand it, after the news spread, it has even spread to many other countries.

Many people from other countries don’t care what they say.

Why is there no one in China anymore, so they let a person who studies animals participate in the construction of the country... and so on, all kinds of attacking remarks continue.

Anyway, it’s hard to hear anything.

But Su Bai didn't know this.

At this time, I was attending a meeting with many officials in Qindu.

"It has been clearly surveyed. This cemetery is very large and vast..."

Vice Mayor Qin sat above him and said in a solemn tone:

"Although we have a clear understanding of the situation inside,... the problem now is how we can reroute the subway. The area is really too big. If we really reroute it, I'm afraid the subway lines we built before will need to be demolished.

Got it!"

"Moreover... this place is too close to the city. When excavation work is actually carried out, the construction period is also a big problem."

"We have reported it to the experts in cultural relic exploration in Kyoto, and we will ask them to explain it to us in detail."

A middle-aged man with eyes stood up from his chair with some restraint, looked at everyone and slowly said:

"After our research on this ancient tomb group, we found that it is difficult to excavate, not only because of the large area, but also because of another factor that we cannot ignore, that is... this ancient tomb group is too long.

How many years have passed since the mass extinction, not to mention that this ancient tomb group has a history of thousands of years since the mass extinction."

"Many of the buildings inside have decayed. If they are touched even slightly, they may collapse. This work is probably very difficult to complete with current technology."

"It's almost hopeless."

Finally, the middle-aged man said something again.

"So we suggest that the subway line does not need to be diverted, but can be built directly from this place. It is impossible for them to dig out."

"I'm done!"

After the middle-aged man slowly sat down.

Everyone had a look of disbelief on their faces.

I never expected that after some discussion by the expert group, there would be such a result.

There is simply no way to dig it out.

The subway does not need to be rerouted.

"If that's the case, then we're really going to bulldoze this place and build a subway link."

"I don't think it's appropriate. Let's think about it carefully. Since the mass extinction, there have been fewer and fewer ancient tombs like this. What's more, this is still a group of ancient tombs. If it is damaged like this, isn't the price paid too high?

After all, once it is destroyed, it will never be restored.”

"Then what should we do? If the subway is rerouted, then this place cannot be excavated, nor can it be used for other purposes. It cannot be idle here forever, and now the surface has been excavated. If it rains, maybe I

It will collapse."

"..."

Everyone had their own ideas, and the scene fell into heated discussions.

"well……"

Vice Mayor Qin pinched his eyebrows with a headache and sighed.

If he had known this would be the result, he would have never encountered this group of ancient tombs.

It's really too difficult.

Now we are simply in a dilemma.

It is almost done now. If this ancient tomb group is not bulldozed, it may cause other hidden dangers in the future. After all, it cannot be excavated, but it takes up so much land.

this……

"I think..."

Seeing everyone's appearance, Su Bai pulled out his stool and stood up.

Pointing to the map of the ancient tombs on the screen, he slowly said:

"Why not build the subway into the ancient tombs? The problem we are encountering now is that it is a pity to destroy this ancient tombs, but if it is not destroyed by humans, it is likely that if it rains later, it will cause large-scale collapse, and

There will be safety risks. After all, this place is too close to the city. Once a resident slips in, it will be very dangerous."

"This is one aspect that everyone is considering, and there is another aspect, that is, if the subway does not change its route, it will have to forcefully open this ancient tomb, which will inevitably destroy the entire ancient tomb group. No one wants to be a national

Sinner, after all, this is something left by our ancestors, and its research value is also very high."

"I don't know if what I said is right?"

"Yes, Director Su Bai summed it up very well. We do not agree to destroy this place. It is too rare. You must know that this kind of ancient tombs is also a non-renewable resource. If it is destroyed like this, what will happen to it?

For those of us who have been engaged in research work, we will not be able to explain it to the people behind us in the future."

"But you also have to consider the actual situation. If it is not destroyed, not only will it be impossible to study, but our Qin capital will also spend huge sums of money to maintain this place every year. This..."

"Oh, everyone, please stop making noise and listen to what Principal Su Bai has to say."

Seeing that everyone was about to quarrel again, Vice Mayor Qin quickly spoke.

"Then let me tell you!"

Su Bai licked the corner of his mouth and said:

"I have a way to let many animals enter the ancient tombs and bring out all the cultural relics that can be taken out, but...I can't guarantee that everything will not be damaged here. After all, it has been so long."

"Moreover, I am more inclined to build the subway in this place. The current problems are actually not particularly difficult for animals."

"We just need to excavate all the land above the ancient tombs to prevent them from collapsing again."

"However, this also has risks, so you need to think about it carefully."

After Su Bai finished speaking.

Everyone frowned and fell into thought.

Principal Su Bai gave a total of two plans.

The first is to send animals in to carry out all valuable and undamaged cultural relics.

The second one also uses animals, but digs out all the land above.

But both plans have a common goal, that is, the subway will not be diverted.

However, although the first option is relatively safe,...many of the cultural relics inside have indeed decayed, and perhaps more cannot be excavated at all.

But the second option is somewhat dangerous.

After all, after the animal went in to investigate, everyone could see that there were no load-bearing pillars in this ancient tomb complex, and it was completely like an unstable roof.

The problem now is to remove the roof without damaging the things underneath.

"call……"

"I am more in favor of the second method. If the entire top of the ancient tombs can be dug out, at least the ancient tombs will not be destroyed."

Professor Ma took a deep breath, looked at Su Bai and nodded slowly.

"Okay, then let me talk about the next plan!"

Seeing that everyone had chosen the second option, Su Bai felt secretly happy in his heart, and said slowly again:

"As for the construction of this subway, we at Dinosaur Island also have ways to help build a place where tracks can be laid!"

"If this is the case, then think about it carefully."

"Once successful, when everyone takes this subway, they will be able to see this huge group of ancient tombs through the window. In this way, not only will the subway not need to be rerouted, but this subway will even become famous for this, so risky

The little risk is worth it!”

"Moreover, here at Dinosaur Island we can ensure that when setting up the track, we don't need those large machines at all. Our animals can help complete it, thus reducing the damage to the ancient tombs."

"What do you think?"

Vice Mayor Qin and Professor Ma looked at each other and saw weird expressions on each other's faces.

After going around and around, he actually came back again.

The most important thing is, they don't know how to get around it, but after listening to it, they actually think it makes some sense.

Isn’t this the same plan that was proposed for the first time?

Build a subway corridor for ancient tombs.

"hiss!"

"Everyone be quiet. After reading everyone's reactions just now, we all think that Director Su Bai's method is feasible, but we need to report it to the country on whether to build this subway corridor!"

Vice Mayor Qin stood up from his chair and said to everyone:

"But everyone has no objections, so we will report it to the superiors in this way for the time being. As for whether the superiors will agree, we will wait for a few days!"

"Let's adjourn the meeting!"

After saying a few words, everyone slowly exited the conference room.

"Fuck!"

After everyone left, the macaw looked at Director Su Bai with a strange look on his face and couldn't help but uttered a curse word.

I thought I was talkative enough.

I didn’t expect the clown to be myself?

The person who can deceive people the most is Director Su Bai.

Everything sounded reasonable just now, but...if you think about it carefully, it's completely nonsense.

There is a saying in the zoo that it is okay to let these animals dig a hole. How is it possible to dig out all the soil on top without damaging the ancient tomb underneath?

Not to mention helping to lay subway tracks.

Who knows?

In terms of knowledge, I am definitely the number one in the zoo.

You can't understand it yourself, so you expect other animals to understand it. Isn't that nonsense?

Can Erha understand?

Can Dabai understand it?

Brother Flathead has done nothing but "launch and launch" recently, okay?

"What do you want to say?"

Su Bai lifted the macaw and said with a cold face:

"Generally when you want to say something, think carefully about Gao Shuang, so you can calm down a lot!"

Macaw: "???"

…

Kyoto.

"hiss……"

Rong Long looked at the report in front of him and rubbed his temples vigorously.

"Director Su Bai is still here recently?"

"No, I have returned to Dinosaur Island, but...according to what Deputy Mayor Qin said, if this plan is passed, he will come with the animals as soon as possible."

The assistant said cautiously:

"Director, regarding this plan, I..."

"Okay, you don't have to say anything, I understand!"

Rong Long could understand what the assistant wanted to say and quickly waved his hand to stop it.

Not to mention that the assistant could see that this plan would never succeed, even he could see it too.

However, even so, Qindu still reported the plan.

what does that mean.

This means that everyone has approved the plan.

Have they all been brainwashed?

It shouldn't be.

"Everyone, tell me!"

Rong Long glanced at the assistant and asked him to send the information.

"I don't think we need to look at this plan. Everyone sitting here should think carefully about how busy Director Su Bai is every day. He actually stayed in this place for a whole day. And we need to understand that so far,

Almost all the promises made by Director Su Bai have been fulfilled."

An old man sitting below put the information aside and said with a smile:

"Maybe he has other motives for taking over this job this time?"

"Everyone needs to understand that without Director Su Bai, we probably wouldn't be able to save this ancient tomb complex. If that's the case, why not let him try? If it doesn't succeed, it will be similar to what we expected. If it succeeds,

What? That’s another attractive place for Qindu.”

"What Mr. Gao said makes sense. We can't save it anyway. Why not let Director Su Bai try, in case there is really an animal that can dig it out intact?"

"Yes, it seems that the plan has no chance of success, but before the animals are resurrected, if someone says that he can resurrect animals, we will not believe it."

"Yes, I also agree to let Principal Su Bai try it."

After seeing that almost everyone agreed, Rong Long nodded slowly, stood up from his chair, and said in a serious tone:

"It's absolutely fine to want Director Su Bai to try it, but the day the news came out, it was already reported through the media. Now many people abroad are also laughing at us and Director Su Bai."

"I'm worried that if I fail, then..."

"That's all, after getting to know him for such a long time, Director Su Bai is not a person who just talks nonsense."

"This time, we also believe in him. We have passed this plan, so just go ahead and do it!"

As he spoke, Rong Long took out a special seal from his pocket and pressed it hard against the document with the plan written on it.

"Take it and send it out as soon as possible, but you also need to tell Director Su Bai that the weather is getting warmer and the vegetables and fruits in the experimental field have sprouted and are expected to bloom soon."

"When will that kind of bee come back to life? After delaying this season, we may have to wait until next year."

"yes!"

The assistant took the document in his hand and hurried out.

…

Dinosaur Island.

"Pa..."

"Dig it quickly, can you try glaring at me again?"

The black bear sat next to the manure pit, stretched out his paws and kicked Erha, and roared angrily:

"Hurry up!"

"Why do you want to scold me..."

"Believe it or not, I beat you?"

Erha gritted his teeth, lowered his head and dug his paws into the manure pit at the bottom.

Mudd!

Just wait, dead black bear!

If I don't scold you for a month after I can speak, I won't call you Husky!

Too abominable.

That’s not how bullying is done to dogs, right?

Why don't you bully Hali? Why don't you bully Heizi?

What the hell are you doing just to catch me and bully me?

"Hey, stop digging, something happened!"

Suddenly, a macaw flew over from a distance and shouted at the top of its voice:

"Come with me quickly, some people are scolding us, Principal Su Bai!"

"What? Where did he come from? Are you tired of living? How dare you scold our director?"

"Isn't this going to scold everyone? This matter is definitely not over, go and have a look!"

"Yes, everyone, go and take a look. Are there still such bold people now?"

After hearing this, a group of animals became very angry.

In particular, the few guys who followed Director Su Bai into the battle roared with blood-red eyes, jumped out of the manure pit one after another, and ran away into the distance following the macaws.

"He..."

"Damn it, who is so powerful that he scolded Principal Su Bai? He scolded him so well, I also went to see the excitement!"

Seeing that all the animals had disappeared, Erha rolled his eyes, feeling extremely excited.

He stretched out his paw and wiped the corners of his mouth.

"puff……"

I couldn't help but slap my mouth twice.

It was a mistake to step on the horse!

There is feces on the paws!

He quickly jumped out of the manure pit and ran after a group of animals.

"Da da da da!"

"Second brother, when will you feel better?"

The shoebill stork was also running fast. He saw Erha in front of him at a glance, and hurriedly chased after him and shouted:

"I haven't seen you for two days, it feels like I've been here for two years!"

"How is your second brother doing lately?"

"Hehehe, it's different when you have a girlfriend."

"Why do you look down on your elder brother and don't even say a word to him?"

"Good guy, are you really so unkind?"

Erha:(；′⌒`)

"Are you still aggrieved? Believe it or not, my elder brother beat you. Why don't you try making an emoticon for me?"

Erha:╥﹏╥...

"Bang...bang...bang!"

A three-hit combo directly put Erha to the ground. The shoebill stork stepped on its forehead and said condescendingly:

"I didn't expect that my eldest brother treats you as a brother, but you are not even willing to speak. You are so embarrassed by me..."

"You and I will never have any friendship from now on!"

"Bah, don't go to big brother again if you have trouble in the future!"

After saying that, he spread his wings and flew away.

Erha rubbed his forehead and got up from the ground. Looking at the shoebill stork that had flown away, his whole body was trembling.

Black bear!

Giant panda!

Shoebill!

Just wait!

If I don’t take revenge for this, I swear I won’t be a dog!

Gritting his teeth hard, Erha shook his head and ran towards the group of animals in the distance.

I saw a screen right in front of me, on which a blond woman stood covering her mouth and laughing softly. Next to her, two middle-aged foreign men sat, but both of them had a look of disdain on their faces.

.

"I'm so angry!"

The macaw stood on a stone nearby, stamped its paws fiercely, and said through gritted teeth:

"Do you know what they said?"

"It is said that Director Su Bai has been with us animals for so long that his IQ has deteriorated, and he actually wants to build a subway inside the ancient tomb."

"They also said that a group of experts came to China to see our jokes in person..."

"Especially that woman, it's even more outrageous...she actually said that Director Su Bai doesn't have a girlfriend yet, probably because of animals."

"fart!!!"

The shoebill stork below saw all the animals and kept silent, thinking that this was his chance to show off.

He scolded angrily.

Sure enough, it attracted the attention of all the animals.

I have broken up with Erha, and I can only join these animals in the future.

"Do you think we are blind?"

The shoebill stork spread its wings and flew to the stone. Looking down at the many animals, it shouted at the top of its voice:

"Whether Principal Su Bai has a girlfriend is none of their business?"

"Besides, it has nothing to do with us animals."

"Brothers here, we all know that Principal Su Bai doesn't want a girlfriend at all. That's because he's not good at it!"

"Horses, these people are just rubbing salt into Director Su Bai's wounds. We must not let them go."

"Mother, sincerity is not a pleasure to my mother!!!"

The shoebill stork's words immediately resonated with many animals.

"Hey, being educated is different. What are you talking about?"

After the macaw heard the Shoebill's last words, he was immediately shocked.

This guy may be sick again. Every time he gets sick, he will utter some ancient words.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Brother Macaw, I will give you a few more words, and then you can scold those people together!"

"Listen carefully! If you see someone unhappy in the future, you can use these sentences. No one else will understand anyway!"

The shoebill stork grinned and said word by word:

"You are an old woman who is old and gone. If I hadn't left it to you to take care of you, I would have said no less than two or three sentences today about me closing my eyes and taking a nap. I am angry, and those who take a nap are not stopping me. Why?

In other words, since I haven't lost my mind yet, I am unjustly accused. What can you do? If you are really capable, why are there more than half of the students lying on the desk? Six out of ten people who hate you are good to you?

The number can be seen. There is no blame for what happened in the past, but what happened today is abominable and makes me angry. Mother, I sincerely do not like my mother."

Macaw: "???"

Damn it!

so much?

Are these all curse words?

It’s so fierce!

I frowned and recited it carefully for a long time, and finally recited this sentence.

"You have to find someone to try it!"

He groaned lowly and saw that many animals were still discussing with indignation. If those people dare to come to China, they must look good to those people.

Momo flew up from the stone and flew towards the dormitory.

"Big pot, what did you just say? I can't understand a word!"

The fennec fox stood under the stone, stood upright, raised his head and stared with a pair of big eyes, and asked curiously.

"It turns out to be Brother Fennec Fox!"

"We are all our own. Brother, let me tell you the truth. I don't know what it means. It just came to my mind!"

"Don't tell the other guys!"

After giving the warning, the shoebill stork stood up straight again and looked at the many animals below.

This is what it feels like to be a big pot.

So cool!

On the other side, the macaw flew to his classmate Rong Li and recited this passage.

"I……"

Rong Li looked at this guy in surprise.

"You learn so fast. I remember that guy Zhang Yuan hasn't taught us classical Chinese recently, and...how did you memorize such a long sentence?"

"Hahahaha, this is a secret!"

This guy couldn't understand it.

The macaw laughed excitedly and left.

This is even more exciting than seeing the teacher Fukada whom I miss so much.

"kindness……"

"I wonder if I can understand it if I tell Teacher Zhang Yuan again?"

The macaw lowered his head and pondered for a while.

No! If he could understand it, then he would be dead.

But... what if he doesn't understand it, that feeling...

"hiss……"

Taking a breath of cold air, the macaw turned around and flew towards a thatched cottage in the distance.

"come over!"

Suddenly, a shout came from Rong Li's room.

"What did you recite just now? Classical Chinese, recite it again and let me listen to it?"

"Oh, Teacher Zhang Yuan, I just memorized this for fun, it's not classical Chinese anymore..."

It's actually Teacher Zhang Yuan. Why is this guy in Rong Li's room?

"It's okay, I didn't hear you clearly just now, please repeat it to me and listen!"

"Then I'll carry it!"

The macaw cleared its throat and recited it loudly.

Looking at the admiring eyes of Rong Li on the side, he quickly straightened his chest.

Admire it!

I secretly glanced at Teacher Zhang Yuan and saw that he didn't react at all.

The macaw was delighted.

Sure enough, there is something about this shoebill stork that even the teacher can't understand.

"Well, you recited it well. I didn't expect you to learn it by yourself. It seems I need to give you some rewards!"

Zhang Yuan licked the corner of his mouth, glanced at the macaw with a smile, waved and walked towards the thatched house in the distance.

"Come here, come with the teacher. You have done so well. I must give you some rewards!"

The macaw sluggishly followed in.

"Ahhhhhh, help me..."

"Kill the parrot, teacher, I don't dare anymore, don't do this, I'm afraid..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuah, I don't dare to do it anymore. My hair has only grown out not long ago. Stop plucking it out. Stop plucking it out!"

"Shoebill, I'm not done with you!!!"

Soon, bursts of screams came from the thatched house.

I cry when I hear it, and I feel sad when I smell it.

…

In the office.

"What? The boss has already agreed?"

"Okay, okay, I'll take the animals and set off right away!"

"Many foreign experts have come here to watch the joke? I understand... don't worry!"

After Su Bai hung up the phone, he quickly said to the system in his mind:

"Can the security system really protect the entire ancient tombs?"

"Please rest assured about the system. There will be no problems with the small security system. You can dig it at will."

"That's good!"

Su Bai nodded heavily.

He had read various foreign reports today, and never expected that many people from other countries would want to see his jokes.

I'm afraid these people will fail this time.

Walk out of the office step by step.

Su Bai shouted at all the animals.

"Everyone go back and get ready. We're going back to Qindu in the afternoon!"

This time I have to slap these experts in the face, and... I also want to let these people see the efficiency of animals.

[Author's digression]: The 20,000-word update was completed today!

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