Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Just rest in the thatched hut!"

After Su Bai placed Ling Yun's group of soldiers on the island, he turned and walked into the jungle.

"How's the situation?"

He turned to Zhou Wan and asked.

"It has been determined that this group of people came from that country, and they are very careful."

Zhou Wan's expression was a little solemn.

"First, they sailed more than half the distance through fishing boats, and then lurked into the sea to land on the Chinese coast. After interrogation, it was learned that this time they sent a team of 15 people, and 5 people were killed by seaweed on the way.

, the remaining 10 people are all on the island."

"How did they encounter the animal? Is what the macaw said true? It was indeed the dolphin that came to report the news?"

Su Bai was actually very confused about this question.

After the bees were successfully resurrected, they heard that the animals had captured several people, but they rushed to release the bees, and then handed these people over to Zhou Wan for interrogation.

Su Bai was still very relieved about Zhou Wan's interrogation methods.

After all, he has been trained as a killer since childhood, and his methods of interrogating prisoners are much better than those of ordinary people.

"Well, according to what the captain of these people said, they accidentally encountered the macaws in the sea. As for whether they were discovered in advance, they don't know."

"Okay, I get it, go over and have a look!"

Su Bai nodded slowly and walked towards the jungle with Zhou Wan.

at this time.

A group of animals were gathering together, looking at Erha in front of them with some envy.

They thought that these animals ran away from the dinosaur island at will and would be punished when they came back. However, they did not expect that not only were these guys not punished, they actually captured the criminals again.

It’s simply outrageous!

Especially for this Erha, he would encounter criminals almost every time he ran out.

Is it because of Tai Er?

"Hahahaha, that's a compliment!"

Erha laughed at the top of his lungs and waved his paws. Especially when he saw Samoyed looking at him with admiration, his vanity was greatly satisfied.

Now you see it clearly.

Although I often get beaten, in the zoo, my Erha plays the biggest role.

The detailed counting starts from arriving at the zoo.

First it was human traffickers, then the oil alliance, then the killer organization... Finally, we encountered a terrorist murderer, and this time it was someone who wanted to attack Director Su Bai.

How many times has it happened?

Which animal's life can be as exciting as mine?

"But what happened to your forehead? Why is such a big piece burned? Is it because of the struggle?"

The shoebill stork stood aside, looking down at Erha's head that was missing a bunch of hair, and praised with some admiration:

"I didn't expect it. Da Guo is really happy for you."

"This is my brother..."

"Fighting with the gangster, not only my legs were injured, but the top of my head was also injured. It's amazing!"

"hehe……"

Erha smiled awkwardly, neither admitting nor denying.

What's the fight about?

The one who stepped on the horse was done by that fennec fox bastard.

In the end, I finally took out a bomb, and most importantly, I pulled it open.

If I hadn't dug my dog ​​so quickly, I probably would never have come back.

"But why can't we see the macaw?"

The shoebill stork glanced around and saw no trace of that guy, and said with some confusion:

"Logically speaking, this guy has made such a big splash, how could he not show up? This is not in line with his character!"

"Haha, that guy was dragged away by Teacher Zhang Yuan as soon as he came back."

Hearing this, Erha couldn't help laughing.

"Maybe I'm writing an inspection now."

"I heard that I need to write 50,000 words. Oh my god... even if I type it out, I can't write it."

"No, haven't we broken up with each other in the big pot? Why did you come to me again?"

Suddenly, Erha remembered what happened last time and asked with a strange expression.

"Oh, you still bring this up, it's the big pot's fault..."

The shoebill stork shook his head in embarrassment, glanced around, and said cautiously:

"The cauldron has found something good. My brother has made such a great contribution, so we must celebrate!"

"Call the macaw later, and the cauldron will help you catch the wind and wash away the dust!"

"That's it, there is one more thing, I have a surprise for you tonight!"

After finishing speaking, he smiled mysteriously, turned around and walked away.

Looking at the back of the shoebill stork, Erha fell into deep thought.

surprise?

This guy actually prepares a surprise for himself?

What could it be?

In the thatched house on the other side.

"I feel deeply ashamed of my behavior. I should not have given up the school to catch the bad guys, and I should not have stood up for the safety of Principal Su Bai!"

"We shouldn't risk our lives for the sake of bees we have never met before, take many animals with us, travel thousands of miles, fight bravely with the gangsters in the sea, and ruin their plans!"

"I was wrong!"

"I was really wrong. I was nosy. From now on, even if my teacher dies in front of me, I can still do my homework and recite poems with peace of mind!"

"Even if the teacher has a heart attack now, I will write a check-up without any hesitation and won't be moved at all."

"Even if the thatched house collapses and crushes Teacher Zhang Yuan to death, the first thing I should do is protect my homework!"

"I was wrong……"

"..."

"Is this the check you wrote?"

Zhang Yuan looked at the thick inspection in his hand and asked with a livid face.

"good!"

"This is the check I wrote!"

The macaw cocked its neck and replied, staring at Zhang Yuan with unyielding eyes.

"call……"

Zhang Yuan looked down again.

"Even if Teacher Zhang Yuan becomes hemiplegic, I will not..."

"Even if Teacher Zhang Yuan becomes blind, I will not..."

"Even if Teacher Zhang Yuan can't urinate enough and has to pee...I won't..."

"Kidney failure..."

"I'm so angry..."

"..."

Good guy!

How vicious.

Except for a few mistakes in the beginning, the rest of the 50,000 words are all about myself suffering from various diseases.

This is putting the worst thing in the world on your own head.

"Awesome! Not bad!"

"The 50,000-word examination has been written so quickly, okay..."

“Deserves praise!”

Zhang Yuan nodded, grinned and said:

"To show that you really realized your mistake this time, like this..."

"We will hold a meeting at the zoo later, and Director Su Bai will also attend. Please read this examination to everyone."

"So that everyone can learn how the macaw writes the inspection."

"hiss……"

How poisonous!

The macaw took a breath of air and stared blankly at his poison master.

Too cruel.

If Principal Su Bai knew about it, would he still have a way to survive?

"Um...Teacher, you must have read it wrong. Otherwise, I wrote it wrong. This test is definitely not like this."

Taking the thick check in its mouth, the macaw put it aside and said with a smile:

"You see, even if I am seriously ill, I will insist on finishing my homework. Even if I am half dead, I will insist on finishing my poems...even if..."

"Hmm!"

Zhang Yuan snorted coldly, picked up the check on the table, and said seriously:

"I'm keeping this examination, but it doesn't count. You can write another one from scratch. The ones you just mentioned are good..."

"But there is a request!"

"Such a terminal illness is not enough. I need to gather 3,000 for myself..."

Macaw "???"

What about bully birds?

I came up with a little bit of imagination and wrote down all the terminal diseases that were portrayed in the TV series I once watched. There are 3,000 of them. Are there so many terminal diseases?

…

night.

Dinosaur Island on the beach.

Erha and the fennec fox were lying on the beach, looking at the macaw with some sympathy.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"Is it easy for me to write Braille with a bird's beak? I wrote two inspection articles in one day, a total of 100,000 words..."

"Look at this neck, it's almost broken..."

The macaw stretched out its wings and wiped its eyes, choking and saying:

"Life here is so hard. How old am I? I still have to go to school..."

"I don't want to go to school anymore."

"I don't want to go to school anymore. What kind of Chinese homework, math homework, English homework... what are these things!"

"Ouch..."

Erha licked the corner of his mouth and shook his head unbearably:

"I understand everything you said. Don't forget, I also taught in that class for a few days. It's not a place for dogs to stay at all. What was taught was nothing."

"I know it, but it doesn't know me!"

"Brother, your bitter brother knows..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Brother Ha!"

"Parrot Brother!"

The shoebill stork looked at the two guys hugging each other and crying, slowly shook his head, turned around and walked towards the jungle.

"Ha Dad, why are you just making noises and not seeing any tears?"

The fennec fox stood up straight, tilted his neck and glanced at Ha Daddy, frowned and said:

"Look how hard it is crying. It can't stop crying."

Erha immediately gave it a sharp look and roared angrily.

"Rolling, rolling, I cried all my tears yesterday."

"Clang!"

Suddenly, there was a sound in the distance, and a shoebill stork was seen dragging a box with its beak and walking over with difficulty.

"Three worthy brothers, don't say anything anymore..."

Placing the wooden box on the beach, the shoebill stork raised its head and said in a deep voice:

"This is my brother's treasure. I got it with great difficulty. I won't get home until I get drunk tonight."

"Since you feel uncomfortable, drink more."

"A drink will relieve a thousand worries... When you are drunk, all your troubles will disappear."

The macaw stopped crying and looked down at the marked wooden box.

"Snow Beer, bravely explore the world!"

"Isn't this beer?"

"That's right, oh my, my brother drank this brand last time. Have you forgotten what those people drank at the beach last time?"

As soon as he mentioned this, the shoebill stork became energetic and said with joy:

"The smell is still unforgettable to this day. It's okay... Don't worry, I've been hiding this box for a long time. If it weren't for the great contribution of Brother Erha and Brother Parrot, I wouldn't have taken it out.

of."

"Let's take it apart!"

"You won't come home until you're drunk!"

As he said that, he pecked the wooden box open three times.

"etc!"

The macaw looked down and then looked up blankly at the shoebill stork.

"Is your wine fake?"

"The ones they had last time were in the form of cans, but yours is in a glass bottle. I remember that the glass bottle that held beer on TV seemed to be long. Why is yours a fat bottle?"

“And I’ve never seen beer that’s white!”

"Don't worry about the details!"

The shoebill stork smiled and shook its head, and a few slender feathers on its head swayed in the wind.

"Go, call the macaque king over to drink, and ask him to bring in some female monkeys to keep the two brothers company today!"

Lowering his head and giving instructions to the fennec fox, the shoebill stork took out the glass bottles one by one.

Neatly placed on the beach.

"I see!"

Suddenly, Erha jumped up from the ground and slapped the macaw to the ground with one paw.

"I want to understand why you are the only one in the zoo who needs to go to school."

"Ah? Isn't it because I can communicate with humans?"

"no!"

Erha kept shaking his head and said with an "I understand everything" expression:

"Think about it carefully. I took a few classes when I was at the zoo, but Teacher Zhang Yuan didn't let me attend. Why?"

"I finally figured it out just now, because she wolf, I need to fall in love."

"If you think about it again, who is the most suitable person to go to school in the zoo? The macaque king. Isn't he better at holding a pen than any of us? He looks just like a human."

"Then why not let him go to school? Because he has many wives."

With that said, Erha walked excitedly on the sand and looked down at the macaws.

"What did Director Su Bai say? Reproduction! Yes, reproduction..."

"Don't forget, we are the only animals in the world. What is most important is to reproduce. In the eyes of those people, our reproduction is definitely more important than going to school."

"Look, let me give you an example. Take Dabai as an example. Ever since he got two red pandas, he rarely does things with us. And even after doing things, Su

Director Bai’s punishment for it is also very light.”

"If you look at us again, we are constantly having our hair plucked and plastered. This is definitely different."

"Why? Because we are single... No, you are single!"

"Do you think what I said makes sense?"

"Taking these factors into account, plus the fact that you can communicate with humans, if you don't go to school, who will go to school?"

"hiss……"

After hearing this, the macaw was struck hard on the forehead like a thunderbolt.

Although it sounds like nonsense.

But if you think about it carefully, it makes sense.

If you have a parrot wife, you really may not let yourself go to class again.

Why won't you go to class?

Nonsense, I have to take care of my wife, and maybe there will be a few little parrots, so I won’t have to go to school anymore.

yes!

When he thought of this, the macaw remembered a news report he had seen.

It was said that a student was in love, and it seemed that the other student was pregnant.

Then……

Then I no longer had to go to school. I was taken directly back by my parents and never went to school again.

"Fuck, I get it!"

"Hahahaha, Brother Ha, it is indeed you!"

"When it gets up, I'll go find Director Su Bai. I'm already fully grown. I need a female parrot!"

The macaw roared decisively.

"Hey hey hey, I figured it all out, come and drink!"

"You're welcome, just drink!"

The shoebill stork was not interested at all in what the two people were discussing. What does the female mean? Is there any wine to drink?

"Come and drink!"

"Done..."

"King Macaque, don't stop, let your concubine dance for everyone!"

There were fat "wine" bottles placed in front of the three guys, and there was a female monkey on the side to help them pick them up.

After a long time.

"Hiccup... this wine is really refreshing. It tastes exactly like the one I drank with Director Su Bai that time."

The shoebill stork stood up unsteadily and said drunkenly:

"You two can't handle your drinking well. You just drank a little and you're not going to be able to handle it anymore?"

"I can't stand it anymore. My stomach is burning badly. You are too drunk, Da Guo!"

"I can't stand it either. My tongue is burning."

After taking a look at the Erhatong Macaw, the Shoebill stork shook its head speechlessly and tilted its head at the Macaque King.

"Damn it, who asked you to do it here? Stop it immediately and drag the remaining wine back to the cauldron."

A wing fanned the macaque king away, and the shoebill stork shouted with a big tongue:

"Good guy, young man, you have a great future. You can do such difficult moves!"

Pulling a group of macaques towards the jungle.

Erha was left lying on the beach with the macaw.

"Hey, Brother Parrot... stop shaking, I think you have a double image..."

"I didn't shake. Damn it...when did you become eight-eyed?"

"Let's go, let's go find Director Su Bai now. The problem of the she-wolf must be solved for me, otherwise I won't be able to leave in the office today."

"That's right, go find him now. If you don't give me a female parrot, I will pull him into bed in a while."

The two guys got together and wandered towards the office.

"Bang...bang...bang!"

Erha bit the macaw and kept banging its head against the office door.

"Su Bai!!!"

"I'm your brother Su Hei, open the door quickly!"

"Open the door, brother, look at you!"

Su Bai was sleeping soundly. When he heard the movement at the door, he frowned and got up.

Why are these two guys so crazy in the middle of the night?

After slowly opening the door.

A pungent smell of alcohol hit my nose.

"Are you tired of living?"

Seeing the drunken appearance of these two guys, Su Bai immediately gave a cold drink.

"Pooh……"

The macaw flew to Erha's head, tilted its neck and roared at the chair in the room:

"Good guy, my brother came to see you, are you still sitting there?"

"I'm telling you, I don't want to go to school!"

"I'm going to tell you a number now. Within one day... give me a white female parrot, do you hear me?"

"By the way, there is also my brother Ha. Let the she-wolf come over tonight. What are the conditions? Even my brother Ha doesn't like it. What's the matter? Isn't there just three wolf cubs? My brother Ha's forehead was so green. Was it possible at that time?

Didn’t you see it?”

"Hey, what the hell, are you still sitting there?"

"Erha, come in and close the door. Let's teach him a lesson today!"

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