Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Ahhhhhh!"

Wang Feng took off the gaming helmet, covered his mouth and roared.

Lao Wang has fallen asleep.

Never shout loudly.

But...if I can't shout, I feel really aggrieved.

Where did such a player come from?

That Zhong Kui in the previous game, why didn’t you die?

I messed with you, even if I wandered around in the wild area, I would be pulled over.

The problem is that there is nothing I can do against this guy.

Usually it's just a beating, and I can't do it anymore.

Seeing that my car was broken into pieces, I couldn't help but feel distressed.

"wrong!"

Wang Feng licked the corner of his mouth and groaned.

I have been playing for such a long time and have encountered heroes like Zhong Kui, but... the guy in the last game seemed different.

The character shapes are all different.

Is it because of the skin?

Wang Feng had a headache when he thought about the expensive price of those skins.

It's really cool.

Especially for female characters, there are two completely different feelings when it comes to controlling them.

"I have no money. The cheapest skin costs 50 yuan. Unless I don't eat breakfast for more than a month, it will be impossible to save it."

Wang Feng groaned, sat at his desk, and fell into deep thought.

His eyes glanced downstairs again.

His expression was slightly startled.

The day after the bicycle was lost, Lao Wang bought another one.

But this time the price is lower.

Not only that, both wheels were locked.

"Do you dare?"

"dare!"

"Old Wang, I'm just short of skin. When I study it thoroughly, I will definitely buy you a motorcycle!"

Wang Feng clenched his fists tightly and took out the tool box from under the desk.

He opened the door carefully and walked out quickly.

A few minutes later.

A chained wheel was carried up.

After stuffing it under the bed, Wang Feng lay on the bed, caressed the game helmet beside him, and slowly closed his eyes.

I'll get up an hour early tomorrow morning, sell the wheel, and then go to school to make up for my homework.

Perfect!!!

Early the next morning.

Before Wang Feng woke up, he was woken up by a burst of shouting and cursing downstairs.

Momo stood up from the bed and glanced down.

"Damn it, your dad...who is this guy on the horse...can you be a human being..."

"How can I ride a horse if you take off the wheel?"

"Ah ah ah, I'm so angry, don't let me know who it is..."

I saw Lao Wang with his hands on his hips, shouting and cursing downstairs.

It can be seen that he is really angry.

Wang Feng couldn't help but trembled all over.

"Old Wang, you are old, so don't get too excited!"

He said something quietly in a low voice.

Looking at the time again, it's getting closer and closer to Lao Wang's work time. He will probably have to go out for a ride soon, otherwise he won't be able to keep up.

After the sound disappeared, Wang Feng took another look.

Sure enough, Lao Wang has disappeared.

Wang Feng hurriedly put on his clothes, stuffed the game helmet under the bed, took out the wheels, put on his schoolbag, and hurried out the door.

I can collect enough money for skin today.

I put on my skin at night and tried the data again. This time, I felt like I was getting stronger.

…

In the live broadcast space.

Rong Li licked the corners of his chapped mouth, held a wooden stick in his hands, and looked at the figure beside him speechlessly.

"Director Su Bai, how long do we have?"

"I really can't hold on anymore. I haven't peed for a whole day. Please let me take a sip of sea water!"

"If this continues, I will really die of thirst..."

"No, keep holding on!"

Su Bai turned around and scolded.

This time the task is more difficult than before.

Even if they didn't provide any transportation, they just threw the two people into the sea. The most important thing is... they took away all the tools they carried.

Even the water was taken away.

It has been floating on the sea for two full days.

No water, no food...

Not only Rong Li couldn't hold on anymore, but Su Bai himself couldn't hold on anymore.

[I’m convinced. This time the mission is even more difficult. There is no end at all. How long will this last...]

[That’s right, Director Su Bai’s lips are split, but sea water is not drinkable. If this continues, he will probably die of thirst.]

[As the name suggests, the name of this mission is Ghost Island. Does that mean that this island is like a ghost and cannot be seen at all? 】

[Who knows this, but what I said above makes sense. It would be a disaster if I couldn’t see it. 】

[Why don’t Director Su Bai catch seafood? There must be a lot of seafood in the sea. Can’t we survive this way? 】

[At first glance, you didn’t watch the live broadcast. Although there is seafood, Director Su Bai also said that a lot of seafood needs to be processed. What if you get sick if you eat it randomly? 】

…

Many water friends looked at the difficult situation of the two people and were worried.

There is vast sea everywhere.

At a glance, you can't see anything else at all.

Not to mention Principal Su Bai and his fellow soldiers, everyone waiting in front of the computer screen felt like they couldn't stand it anymore after watching the sea for two days.

Think again about the two people in the picture.

Everyone dared not think about it.

"I will just eat shit from now on and never come to participate in missions..."

"Really, Principal Su Bai..."

"Didn't you say that we would have a seafood dinner soon and lie on the beach and bask in the sun...I..."

Rong Li hugged the wood in his arms tightly and said weakly.

When he just fell into the sea, he had already asked Director Su Bai, and the answer he got was ocean feast, sunshine...beach...

Then two days passed by waiting.

Not to mention the seafood feast, even the mouth water is gone.

"Okay, stop complaining and take a closer look. Is there an island in front of you?"

Su Bai glanced at him angrily, pointed at a black spot in the distance and said.

"where?"

Rong Li quickly rubbed his eyes and looked around with wide eyes.

Sure enough, there was a black spot in the distance. Judging from the situation, it should be an island.

"Thank God, swim over quickly!"

He let out a low growl, turned around hastily, and tried his best to slide his palms.

"Aren't you exhausted?"

"Damn it, didn't I have no urine? I've been working hard!"

After Rong Li turned around and said a word, he quickly surpassed Su Bai.

Su Bai: "..."

Can you still gain energy by holding in your urine?

He shook his head speechlessly and also speeded up.

If you guessed correctly, the one in the distance should be the Ghost Island.

However, there has been no hint of what this mission is about until now.

Su Bai also didn't know what era they were in now.

and……

Since the last mission failed, no matter what Su Bai asked about the mission, the system started to act like a dead dog and never said a word again.

As the saying goes, Wangshan is like running to death!

The same is true in the sea.

By the time he and Rong Li swam near the island, more than seven hours had passed.

"puff……"

"Don't lie down, get up quickly and go find water!"

"If you stay out in the sun for a while, you will become dehydrated."

Seeing Rong Li lying directly on the beach, Su Bai pulled him up.

The most urgent task is to find a water source. Otherwise, the sun is very poisonous at this time, and once you faint, there will really be no way to survive.

Supporting Rong Li, the two of them walked towards the back of the beach.

There are a few coconut trees in the distance.

Looking at the ripe coconuts above, Su Bai couldn't help but be overjoyed.

He quickly ran over.

He shook the coconut tree vigorously, and found that he couldn't shake it at all. He turned his head and looked at Rong Li beside him.

Looking at the strong muscles on this guy's body, Su Bai turned around and moved out of the way, and said in a deep voice:

"Shake it down. The coconut above is full of water...it's completely drinkable!"

"Drink bah..."

Rong Li licked the corner of his mouth, spat hard, rubbed his palms, and walked step by step to the coconut tree.

"Drink..."

He roared vigorously.

Shake vigorously.

"Quick, use more force!"

Seeing the coconut above begin to shake violently, Su Bai quickly roared.

"Drink..."

Rong Li speeded up again.

"Bang...bang...bang!"

Several coconuts fell heavily. Su Bai raised his head and nodded with satisfaction.

"Okay, come here quickly!"

"Hahahaha, it seems I still have to take action!"

Rong Li twisted his arm and said with a grin.

"tie……"

but……

At this moment, a coconut fell straight from above and hit Rong Li on the forehead, making a crisp sound.

"I……"

"Leave one for me..."

After Rong Li shook his head, he rolled his eyes and fainted.

Su Bai: "???"

this……

Dragging this guy to the coconut tree, Su Bai broke open a coconut and looked at the hard shell inside. He had no idea for a moment.

After looking around.

There is nothing around but sand.

"How do you open this?"

After groaning, his eyes stayed on the bald head beside him.

[What are you planning to do? No way... Damn it, Principal Su Bai is too cruel...]

[Ah hahahaha, you must never team up with Director Su Bai in the future, this is too scary... If I were Rongli, my mentality would explode. 】

[It made me laugh so hard, but this Rong Li was really unlucky. He was knocked unconscious just after he shook the coconut. 】

[It shouldn’t be a problem, generally people who can keep their heads bald, this head is more solid.]

[It’s started, it’s started... Oh my god, this is too cruel. Just hearing this sound makes my head hurt. 】

…

Everyone in the live broadcast room looked at Principal Su Bai's operations and their eyes widened.

Good guy!

This Rongli probably won't wake up today.

A big lump hit the top of my head.

"Gudong... Gudong... Gudong!"

Su Bai drank all the water in a coconut in one gulp, then he breathed a sigh of relief, and then picked up another coconut next to him.

"Tie, tie, tie..."

A three-hit combo, after successfully smashing it open, drink it all in one gulp.

"ah……"

Praise was given.

I finally feel like I've regained some of my strength.

But this is just the beginning.

Now the two of them have no tools, so there is no way to go fishing in the sea.

Although I have some water to drink, I haven’t eaten for two days, so I have to find something to eat quickly.

He slowly stood up from the sand.

As Su Bai walked towards the seaside, he said to the many water friends in the live broadcast room:

"After two days of floating in the sea, I finally found an island. However... the director doesn't know whether this island is the legendary ghost island, and he doesn't have the energy to think about it now.

.”

"Interested water friends can record this live broadcast. If someone accidentally falls into the sea in the future, the method used by the director this time can be preserved. It may have a life-saving effect in the future."

"First of all, once you fall into the sea, if you can swim, don't panic, and don't waste your energy casually. The first thing is to be able to find a piece of wood or anything that can float like us, because you don't know what you will do.

The most important thing is to stay at sea for a few days and conserve your strength to wait for rescue."

"Some water friends may ask what about those who can't swim? Those who can't swim also have a way to survive... close your eyes tightly and plug your ears with your hands, so that drowning will not be so painful!"

"Furthermore, you must not drink seawater. Even if you are so thirsty that you have hallucinations, you cannot drink seawater. Seawater contains high levels of salt and many high-concentration elements. Even if you drink it, it will not quench your thirst. On the contrary,

There is a possibility of poisoning.”

"So, if you are really thirsty in the sea, then... you can store your own urine like Rong Li. Drinking this is safer than drinking sea water."

"This is the first difficulty. The rest will be like us. If you are lucky enough to encounter an uninhabited desert island, the first thing to do is to look for fresh water resources, among which coconut trees are a very good choice. Of course, in our current situation

There are no coconut trees on many islands.”

"This is also because we don't have animals. Many tree seeds are carried by seabirds in the sky. But in the future, when all our animals are popularized, things will gradually get better."

"There are still several difficulties, that is, how to find edible food without any tools."

"Of course, everyone needs to know that you must not eat raw food unless it is absolutely necessary, because many animals in the wild are infected with various germs, so... the director will also need to light a fire later."

"Learning to make fire in the wild is also an important skill."

"Okay, that's all for now. I'm going to see if there are any small creatures in these stones."

With that said, Su Bai slowly walked into the sea water.

After rummaging around carefully, except for a few small fish as big as a finger, no other small animals were seen.

Looking down at the small fish in his hand, Su Bai's mouth twitched slightly.

This is so fucking outrageous.

Are there no bigger fish?

Do I have to go into the water myself?

"ah!!!"

Just when Su Bai was about to search again, a pitiful cry came out from under the coconut tree.

Su Bai quickly looked back.

I saw a huge crab lying on Rong Li's head, hammering his bald head with its pair of pliers.

"Damn it, there is such a thing in this place?"

Su Bai's expression changed and he hurried over.

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Director Su Bai, what is this?”

"My brain is about to explode, it hurts so much..."

Rong Li hurriedly got up from the ground, and when he touched his head, he found a very big bag.

He couldn't help but pursed his lips and said:

"Young man, I must kill this guy today. Look at the bruise on my head. It hurts me to death..."

"Don't worry!"

"Don't touch this thing, it's a very precious animal..."

Su Bai quickly stopped Rong Li, squatted down slowly, and said in a low voice:

"This is the largest terrestrial crab known in the world before the mass extinction. It is also the largest terrestrial arthropod. Are you sure you want to kill it?"

"With a body size of nearly one meter, it would take at least 30 years for this guy to grow like this."

"Besides, don't you want to drink water? If you want to drink coconuts, just find this guy."

"Well……"

Rong Li rubbed the bag on his forehead and looked at the creature in front of him with some surprise.

So rare?

Just can't believe it.

"Hey, don't be afraid..."

Su Bai picked up the coconut on the side and peeled off the green skin, then slowly placed it in front of the coconut crab.

"Click... click!"

I saw this guy's huge pair of pincers suddenly opened and cut the coconut in front of him, and the juice flowed all over the floor.

"One more for you!"

Su Bai picked up another coconut and handed it over, then switched the opened one over and handed it to Rong Li beside him.

"Hurry up and drink. After you finish drinking, I still have a task for you. We will prepare to light a fire in a while. We must dry our clothes and go to the sea to find food."

Rong Li quickly took it, drank the water in it in one gulp, smacked his mouth twice, and then said:

"What should we use to make a fire? There's nothing we can do about it!"

"Take your things out of your pockets and fill them with sea water!"

Su Bai pointed at the things in Rong Li's trouser pocket, blinked and said.

"hiss……"

"How do you know I have something in my pocket?"

Rong Li quickly covered his trouser pockets, his face turning red instantly.

"That...that Principal Su Bai, don't think too much, this is really not prepared for you..."

"I plan to use it with Gao Shuang!"

"I told you that...don't..."

Oh my god!

There was BYT in Ta Ma's pants pocket. How did Principal Su Bai know about it and let him carry water?

He has actually heard the rumors about Director Su Bai on Dinosaur Island.

Why is this not working?

Who actually likes women's clothing...

What's even more outrageous is that some people actually say that Principal Su Bai actually likes men.

When he thought of these rumors, Rong Li immediately clamped his legs and rushed towards the seaside.

After pouring a lot of sea water, I brought it back.

"call……"

"I'm riding a horse, what is all this?"

Su Bai cursed silently, came to the side of the coconut crab, and picked up the dry bark of the coconut tree nearby.

Tear into strands of debris.

Place it on the sand.

Chong Rongli waved and looked up at the sun above his head.

"Come on, stand in this position and hold it up..."

The sunlight reflects through the sea water on the coconut tree bark below, converging into a white light spot.

"Don't move, it will start smoking after a while."

"Is this okay?"

Rong Li lowered his head and looked at the coconut bark underneath, and then at the BYT filled with water in his hand. He didn't know what to say for a moment.

Too popular!

What kind of brain does Director Su Bai have? He has such a way to light a fire in the wild.

It's not just Rong Li who is a bit unbelievable.

Even many water friends in the live broadcast room were also a little surprised.

[I took it, I really took it, can I make a fire like this? Look at it... it will start to smoke soon!]

[Upstairs, is this the point? The point is that Rong Li followed Su Baiyuan when he went out to live broadcast, and he actually had this thing in his pocket. What was he planning to do? He said he was using it with Gao Shuang. Brothers, do you believe it?

?]

[I believe in a hammer, it’s too scary... Can you please turn off the live broadcast room at night? I want to see what kind of bizarre stories will happen. 】

[What are you talking about? Isn’t it just a balloon? As for...]

[Hahahaha, don’t teach the children bad things. Upstairs, my uncle tells you that this balloon is very strong. You can go to the pharmacy to buy one and try it tomorrow. You can blow it up really big! 】

[Holy shit, are you all devils? You'd better tie a rope and take it to school... there will be a surprise! 】

…

But when everyone saw what Rong Li was holding, they all had strange expressions on their faces.

When I go out on a mission to carry something like this, who would believe me?

but……

Everyone then thought of Mr. Su Bai who was still single.

hiss……

I dare not think about it anymore.

And just after the two successfully lit the fire.

Far away on the sea on the other side of the island, a warship was slowly sailing towards this side.

"General Omoto!"

"There is an island ahead, and we can place the wounded on it!"

"Based on our observations for so long, there are no enemy patrols nearby and they should not be discovered."

A soldier wearing a dark blue sailor uniform stood aside and said respectfully.

"kindness!"

"Our empire's maritime operations are currently blocked, and the wounded cannot be transported back, but..."

General Daben slowly unbuttoned his collar, looked at the island in front of him, and said in a deep voice:

"As long as all these wounded are placed, we will have time to launch an air strike. This is our last chance!"

"It plays an irreplaceable role in our realization of unification!"

"Command down, prepare to land immediately, put all the wounded down, leave enough food and water, we will leave immediately!"

"After we win, we will bring them back to the empire!"

"yes!"

The soldiers on the side responded quickly and ran out in a hurry.

"call……"

General Daben narrowed his eyes slightly and took a deep breath.

As the warship stopped quietly, countless small boats were thrown down from it. The wounded people helped each other and jumped onto the boats, and slowly sailed towards the island.

Many imperial soldiers stood up one after another.

He looked at the crowd on the warship with great solemnity.

"The Empire will win!"

Daben looked at the many wounded, clenched his fists and roared.

"The Empire will win!"

Everyone blushed and roared angrily.

"If you win, I will take you back home. If you fail..."

"Jade broken!"

Everyone shouted in unison again.

"Set off!"

Daben nodded solemnly, waved and walked directly into the cabin of the warship.

…

Although most of the people who landed on the island were wounded soldiers, there were about a thousand people.

Many soldiers responsible for caring for these wounded were also left behind.

There were less than fifty people in total.

These people respond quickly.

After moving all the supplies down, he waved goodbye to the warship, and then began to find a habitat and set up a tent.

Countless trees were cut down.

Groups of bonfires were lit.

However, Su Bai and Rongli on the other side of the island did not know this.

"This kind of coconut crab was a very popular item before the mass extinction."

At this time, night had fallen, and Su Bai was sitting by the bonfire, popularizing science for many water friends.

"They have a long lifespan. In the wild, they can live about 60 years. The meat of this kind of coconut crab is very delicious. It is also for this reason that this animal is eaten by humans and has become a protected animal."

"Although there are also farmed coconut crabs, there are very few of them as big as the one next to the director."

"After the coconut crabs were developed by the team behind us, we also planned to temporarily list them as protected animals. Why is it temporary?"

With that said, Su Bai picked up the claw of the coconut crab on the side, shook it in front of the camera and said:

"Everyone should be able to see how hard the coconut shell is during the day, and this guy's pliers can easily open the coconut shell."

"It can be seen from this how powerful it is. As the name suggests, the coconut crab's favorite food is coconut, but this guy has a large body and also eats meat. Once coconut crabs overrun an island,

For other creatures on the island, it can almost be said to be a catastrophe."

"It's still the same truth, too much is never enough!"

"So after the coconut crabs reproduce in sufficient numbers, the director of the park will start raising coconut crabs artificially, but it may take a long time, after all, this kind of guy grows very slowly."

"To get to that day, it may take decades or even hundreds of years. This is why we have always emphasized why we need to protect wild animals."

"No matter how powerful they are, they cannot be opponents of humans."

"So, don't hurt wild animals in the future. It's too difficult for them to grow up. They will encounter all kinds of dangers in the wild. Take this coconut crab for example. It can't swim. Once the sea water spreads, it will be gone."

If you climb a tree in time, you will be in danger of drowning."

"Finally, as for what the content of this mission is... we should have clues if we understand it."

After Su Bai finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at the woods behind him, frowning slightly.

Isn't this guy Rong Li still coming back after going to the toilet for so long?

"Fuck you!"

"Where did you guys come from?"

"If you don't tell me, I'll rub it all over your face!"

Deep in the jungle, Rongli's pants were hanging down around his ankles, and he was pressing a soldier in a sailor suit to the ground. He locked his neck with his arms and cursed in a low voice.

"あなたをkillしました!"

The soldier gritted his teeth and kept roaring, while his hands were groping for weapons on the ground that could be used to attack.