Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Come on, please sit down!"

A security guard lady held a cup of tea and placed it in front of Su Bai's eyes. She blinked at the creature in the young man's hand and walked back into the distance step by step.

Su Bai patted the honey badger on the forehead and hugged it again.

Su Bai was already accustomed to that young lady's gaze.

I came to the security bureau for three hours.

The entire security bureau has gone crazy.

Not only the patrolmen on duty came in one by one to take a secret look at Brother Flathead, but also the clerks upstairs. In three hours, they changed more than 30 glasses of water for Su Bai.

And the young lady who comes here is different every time.

Even the aunt in the kitchen came to Su Bai out of curiosity today and asked with concern whether the guy in her arms eats tofu.

How terrible!

Fortunately, Brother Pingtou is extremely satisfied with today's battle, otherwise... once he goes crazy in the Security Bureau, who will be his opponent!

"Hmph..."

The flat-headed brother in his arms glanced at the little sister who was gradually walking away, and sighed.

Zhazha, no match at all!

"Su Bai!"

"Uncle Su Bai!"

Suddenly, two exclamations came from the door. Su Bai looked up and quickly stood up with the honey badger in his arms.

"Sister Gao Yue, I'm really troubling you!"

Gao Yue's eyes widened, she looked at the young man in front of her and remained silent for a long time.

"Are you really... with a bank robber..."

Gao Yue couldn't help but be surprised, how could an ordinary person encounter such a thing? Even TV dramas would not dare to do it like this now!

Not to mention taking down three armed robbers by himself.

No matter how you look at it, it all looks like a fantasy!

"Well……"

Su Bai scratched his head awkwardly, nodded with a wry smile and said:

"That's right. Have you got my ID card? You can't leave here without your ID card. I'm really troubling you!"

"Eh? Uncle Su Bai!"

Suddenly, the baby standing aside stared at the animal in Su Bai's arms with his big eyes and long eyelashes blinking.

"Is there a new animal in your arms?"

"Can you put it down and give me a hug?"

"no!"

After Su Bai heard this, he quickly took a half step back and said with a solemn expression:

"This is a honey badger. It's very ferocious and can bite... Baby, please stay away from this guy in the future!"

"Huh, lie!"

The baby pouted, his eyes met the little eyes of the flat-headed brother, and he said angrily:

"How can such a cute little animal be so vicious? Although it looks a bit ugly, it... looks docile."

"quack!"

Suddenly, the flat-headed brother in his arms howled twice, struggled and jumped out of Su Bai's arms.

"not good!"

Su Bai exclaimed and quickly pulled the honey badger back.

This guy doesn't care if you are a child or an adult, he will even hurt himself when he gets angry!

"Wuhu..."

The baby looked at the guy jumping behind him, turned around and squatted down.

He gently touched the honey badger's forehead.

"Uncle Su Bai, look at it, it's very well-behaved!"

"quack!"

"If you dare to commit suicide, you are seeking death!"

The flat-headed brother was immediately furious, and the hair on his body gradually stood up.

It’s over!

Seeing that the honey badger's tail was slowly rising, Su Bai walked around Gao Yue and hurriedly came to the baby's side.

This guy is about to go crazy!

But... the next second, Su Bai looked at the honey badger in disbelief as its tail gradually drooped down and its hair became smooth.

I saw it squinting its eyes, sticking out its tongue like a puppy, and kept licking a... lollipop in the baby's hand!

"Giggle, it's delicious!"

"Dabai also likes this thing, and the Monkey King also likes to eat it... Hehe, another favorite!"

The baby looked at the honey badger in front of him, stuffed the lollipop directly into its mouth, clapped his hands and said:

"Uncle Su Bai, look...it is very obedient!"

Su Bai: "..."

What’s wrong with the dog? Is it that simple? Just a lollipop and it’s all done?

You are a flat-headed brother, can you have some principles? Where is your domineering attitude?

"quack!"

The honey badger held a Milk Bee lollipop in its mouth, and the corners of its mouth were slightly raised. It looked at the little guy in front of it and shouted twice with satisfaction.

"Not bad, not bad! If anyone bullies you in the future, tell me... beat him!"

"It's so fragrant, even better than honey!"

Su Bai looked at the honey badger who was always following the baby, rubbing against his legs, and couldn't help but curled his lips.

This little girl is born with magical powers!

In the entire zoo, no matter what kind of animal they are, there is no one who doesn't like babies.

Even Dabai only lets the baby ride, and no one else would even think about it.

Now there is another boy with a flat head. From now on, in the zoo, the little guy can walk sideways!

"Hello, Mr. Su Bai!"

At this time, a bald middle-aged man hurriedly walked down from the second floor. It was Director Liu who had been holding the horn during the day.

He shook hands with Su Bai warmly and kept looking at the honey badger below.

I never expected that everything today was actually accomplished by this little guy below.

The attack was not only accurate, but also... very effective.

After investigation and surveillance, it was found that this animal called honey badger incapacitated two robbers in less than 2 seconds.

This is simply more powerful than their most elite patrollers!

However... the news of animal resurrection has been discussed recently by the superiors. How to deal with it and how to discuss it with the young man in front of me is not something that a small director like him can know.

However, the news faintly revealed from above said that the team behind the young man in front of him was amazing, and the country would try its best to keep him in China.

In short, the people above who are familiar with Director Liu only said one sentence.

"We must build a good relationship. Don't you want a police dog?"

With just these words, Director Liu was knocked unconscious in an instant.

This was an animal that could accompany them to fight together in ancient times, and it already had a complete system.

"This is a medal for bravery! Mr. Su Bai, please keep it!"

"There will also be a cash reward of 100,000 yuan!"

"Thank you so much for today. If you hadn't taken action, the consequences would have been disastrous!"

"Then we can leave?"

Su Bai saw the golden medal in his hand, took the check, and asked with a frown.

"Ok, Ok!"

"But... keep in touch in the future!"

Director Liu shook hands with Su Bai again and said something meaningful.

Confused, Su Bai, mother and daughter Gao Yue walked out of the security bureau.

I always feel that there is something in Director Liu’s words!

but!

"Hoho, this time we have a start-up capital of 50 million yuan for the zoo. Then... we can build a new venue!"

Moreover, the biggest gain from this live broadcast is the shock value.

A total of 80,000 yuan was harvested in one go.

If you go back and run the business for a few more days, you can exchange it for new animal fragments.