Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Hey...why are you here so early today?"

Jiang Zheng put on his work clothes, checked his equipment, and said to his teammates with a smile:

"You usually come here after I've finished my examination. Why did you come so early today?"

"Harmful……"

"Forget it, I didn't sleep well last night and got up early in the morning!"

"Let's go check it out together. We'll just come back after checking the dam and take a nap."

Su Feng frowned, slowly put on his clothes, took the tools and walked out.

They are a small dam station here. Although there will be no floods in Hangcheng, it is inevitable that the river will rise when it rains and overflow to submerge the land on both sides.

That's why this dam was built.

The job of the two people is also very simple, which is to measure the water level flowing down from the top every few hours.

Walk along the dam towards the river.

"The current is a bit strong today!"

Jiang Zheng looked down and said worriedly.

"It rained a few days ago. It must have risen. It will probably go down in two days!"

Su Feng on the side glanced absently.

"kindness?"

Rubbing his eyes vigorously, Su Feng quickly exclaimed:

"Look, is there a person in the distance? Or a branch? Why does it look like a human head to me!"

"hiss!"

"Is this a corpse?"

Jiang Zheng squinted his eyes and took a look, his expression changed.

Although they stay here, their workload will be very leisurely, but... they will inevitably encounter some weird things that ordinary people cannot encounter.

The corpse is one of them.

If people who jump into the river are not swept to the bottom by aquatic plants, they will float all the way to them.

"What bad luck!"

With a curse, Jiang Zheng quickly rushed to the tool room nearby and started looking for salvage tools.

"Hey, hey... Damn it, this is a living person!"

"Jiang Zheng, get the tools quickly, what's floating over is a living person!"

The two people hurriedly carried the salvage tools and rushed towards the dam, hoping to salvage the young man who had drifted over.

"The current is a bit fast right now, let's be careful!"

"Su Bai, you bastard!"

The macaw lay on Su Bai's head and kept yelling and scolding.

"You didn't agree to throw me ashore, why didn't you throw me away?"

"Speak? Are you mute?"

"I finally see you clearly... It turns out you are this kind of person... Is it easy for me to be a parrot?"

"Not only did you not throw me ashore, but you also poured water on my wings. Is there a person as bad as you?"

…

"Okay, stop shouting!"

Su Bai reached out and took down the macaw, rinsed it in the water, and placed it on his head again.

"There is a dam ahead, and we will probably be saved. If you talk nonsense again, be careful, I will go back and shave you off..."

"you……"

The macaw shook the water off its feathers and couldn't help but take a deep breath.

This man down there is definitely a devil!

This is just a zoo owner. Who would believe it?

"puff……"

Su Bai grabbed a huge metal pole and climbed up from the water step by step.

Lying on the dam, I couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.

This night was really thrilling.

If I hadn't completed so many missions and my physical fitness had improved a lot, I might not have been able to persist here tonight!

but……

Why haven't Director Liu and the others arrived yet?

"Su Bai!!!"

At this moment, an armored vehicle drove across the field in the distance, followed by a group of soldiers, who kept roaring.

"What kind of battle is this?"

"I don't know. It looks like he's looking for someone? Could it be that he's looking for..."

Jiang Zheng and the other two looked blankly at the young man in front of them, and then at the armored vehicle that had stopped in the distance.

He quickly took a few steps back.

Is this young man still a big shot?

But how could a big shot jump into the river?

"Su Bai!"

"Huh...huh...huh!"

Director Liu rushed over quickly. Looking at Su Bai who was intact on the ground, he collapsed to the ground in an instant, panting heavily.

"Don't be so impulsive again!"

"If something happens to you, then...Old Liu, I really won't be able to survive!"

“How much life is enough?”

From behind Su Bai, a colorful strange bird poked its head out, stared at Director Liu and laughed.

"This is...this is..."

It was too dark last night, so Director Liu and others did not notice what kind of animal was with Su Bai. When they heard that the strange bird in front of them could actually speak human language, their eyes widened involuntarily.

"Fairy!"

"What kind of bird is this? How can it speak?"

"The robot bird can't look like this..."

The soldiers who rushed over in a hurry looked at the macaw with curiosity.

"Snapped……"

Su Bai patted its forehead and said angrily:

"Speak properly, and if you keep talking nonsense, I will pluck your hair out!"

"snort!"

The macaw flapped its wings a few times, jumped from one side to Su Bai, looked at Director Liu up and down with its small eyes, stuck out its tongue and shouted:

"Do you know... Mr. Fukada?"

"Teacher Fukada?"

Director Liu looked at the little guy in front of him in confusion.

"That's Mr. Fukada!"

The macaw tilted its head, its eyes full of disdain.

"Oh...uh huh!"

"Treasurer……"

"Snapped!"

Su Bai quickly took this guy into his arms and squeezed its beak tightly.

poisonous!

Can these people know about those movies from ancient times?

But... how many movies has this guy watched?

How did you learn like this?

"Uh...this..."

Director Liu touched his cheek, slowly stood up from the ground, patted Su Bai on the shoulder, and said with a smile:

"Let's go, I'll take you back just in time, one night..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Suddenly, a shrill female voice came from the distance, and then a dark and thin woman was seen running over in a hurry with a baby in her arms, followed by a middle-aged man.

"thump!"

The two of them knelt down directly in front of Su Bai. The woman cried excitedly and shouted:

"Thank you for saving the child!"

"Thank you so much, thank you so much!"

"If something goes wrong with the child, we won't be able to survive either!"

"Snapped……"

The middle-aged man on the side slapped himself fiercely and said with red eyes:

"It's all my fault. My illness... I might as well just die. It's even killing my own daughter!"

"Thank you very much...you saved my daughter."

"Wuwuwu... Seeing that you are okay, we finally feel relieved. If something happens to you, I..."

Looking at the appearance of the two of them, Su Bai frowned slightly and quickly helped them up.

"Everything we meet is as it should be!"

"However, your illness is quite serious. If it is just to treat depression, you are welcome to try it at Blue Sky Zoo!"

"Okay, hurry up and go back with the baby!"

After touching the face of the swaddled little guy, Su Bai smiled at the two of them, turned around and walked towards the armored vehicle.