Global shock: You call this a zoo

"Get in line!"

"Ladies first, children in front, men last..."

"Hey, that fat man, what are you doing? One person occupies two positions. Believe it or not, I'm spitting on you?"

"Hey, beauty, you look a lot like Mr. Fukada! Do you know Mr. Fukada?"

"Hey, don't jump in line...come in one by one!"

The macaw stood on the metal railing of the ticket check-in channel at the entrance of Blue Sky Zoo, with a big speaker hanging in front of it, and was seriously directing the team in front of it.

Everyone in the queue looked at the colorful parrot in front of them in surprise, with expressions of disbelief.

All the animals in Blue Sky Zoo are real, so the parrot in front of you that can speak human language is also real?

With questions in mind, everyone passed by the macaw and asked.

"Can you sing?"

"Nonsense, what can't I do?"

The macaw curled its beak, glared at the middle-aged man in front of it, and said disdainfully:

"What, you want to date me? Say it in advance, my appearance will be very expensive!"

"puff……"

"Ahahahaha!"

"abuse!"

After hearing this, a group of people couldn't help laughing out loud.

The middle-aged man quickly passed the door with his face covered. This parrot is poisonous and its mouth is too sharp.

"Can you sing a song?"

A young woman following behind took off her sunglasses, winked at the macaw, and asked playfully:

"Can I play a song for everyone?"

"oh?"

The macaw looked at the woman in front of him and shook his head with a little regret.

“A little too small!”

"What's so small?"

The young woman was a little confused and stared at it with big eyes.

"Why are you so young? You don't know?"

The macaw flapped its wings, landed directly on the woman's shoulder, lowered its head and pecked it with its beak, and flew back again.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The woman looked at the thing in the macaw's mouth in horror, and yelled with a blushing face:

"What are you doing, you loser?"

"Pooh……"

After spitting out the sponge pad in her mouth, the macaw gave her a disdainful look.

"It's still thicker...Is it breathable on such a hot day?"

"snort!"

The young woman gritted her silver teeth, picked up the breast enhancement pad on the ground, and rushed into the zoo very quickly.

"Line up one by one... No random feeding is allowed in the zoo, especially the honey badger. Be careful of him beating you... Don't cry if you get beaten!"

The macaw roared at the top of his lungs.

Watching a person walk into the zoo in an orderly manner, he stuck out his tongue and licked the mineral water bottle hanging on the railing next to him.

too tired!

That damn principal is so useless.

He actually let it maintain order at the door.

"Hey...wait!"

Suddenly, several foreigners wearing suits and sunglasses appeared in front of them.

The macaw quickly spread its wings and stopped several people.

"hello?"

"Your...where is it from?"

Smith looked at the macaw in front of him, a glimmer of greed flashed in his eyes, and he took off his eyes with a smile.

"We heard that there are real animals here, so we came here..."

"oh……"

The macaw glanced at a few people, waved its wings, and said casually:

"Then go in..."

Staring at the boxes carried by several people, the macaw tilted its neck and shook its head.

On a hot day, a group of people are wearing such thick clothes and carrying the kind of metal boxes that are only seen on TV. Can't they be bad people?

"No, you have to tell the boss!"

With a murmur, the macaw quickly spread its wings and flew into the zoo.

"Boss Harry!"

"Boss Harry!"

Landing at the door of the office, Hali was lying on the grass basking in the sun with his eyes squinted.

"Some people are not quite right, do you want to take a look?"

The macaw stood in front of Harry, stretched out its wings and patted his forehead.

"Ouch..."

Hali frowned and stood up. He looked in the direction pointed by the macaw and saw several foreigners with blond hair and blue eyes standing around the pig pen, pointing.

"knew!"

With a low growl, Hali slowly walked towards the honey badger.

On weekdays, except for some children, few adults come to the Pig Pen.

And...the smell in the pigsty is not that good.

Why did these people come here in the first place instead of going to those surprising places?

Something's wrong! Something's definitely wrong!

"Smith...when will we do it?"

The female assistant standing aside took his arm and said softly:

"There are too many people in the zoo during the day. If we take action, if something goes wrong, it may be difficult to escape!"

"Yes! I understand!"

Smith looked at the dozens of lively pigs and gritted his teeth and said:

"The technology of this team in China is very mature, and these animals are very intelligent. Let's get to know them first!"

"Not only must all these pigs be killed, but the remaining animals must not be left alive."

"Researching a species is very difficult. It not only requires mature technology, but sometimes... luck is also very important. I don't believe that even if we kill all the animals, they can still produce the same animals.

"

"Roar……"

Suddenly, a roar came from behind, startling several people. They saw a huge creature following behind them, looking at everyone carefully.

"Haha, this should be the Alaskan Malamute introduced on the sign at the door!"

"Let's go, don't pay attention to it, let's take a look at the general distribution of animals here."

With a low groan, Smith glared at Hali and quickly walked towards the monkey park with a few people.

"He..."

Hali roared, looking at the figures of several people, his face was gloomy and terrifying.

These people are definitely not normal. I will keep an eye on you to see what you want to do!

Nodding, Hali turned and walked towards the honey badger.

These pigs are the treasures of the honey badger. Once this guy knows about them, those foreigners may take notice of the Landrace pigs.

Hum hum, the ending is very miserable.

"Baymax!"

In the tree house in the monkey garden, Bao Bao leaned on Dabai, looked at the few foreigners appearing below, and said with a smile:

"Their hair is so weird, it's yellow, and you guys all have blue eyes!"

"Ouch!"

Dabai glanced at it and howled disdainfully.

Aren't they just a few foreigners?

Even if you take off your clothes, they still look the same?

"This place is actually built in such a strange way. There is also a tree house for people to rest on. So... can we live here?"

The female assistant looked at the wooden house in the tree, lay on Smith's shoulder, and said softly:

"I have just seen it. There is no security force here. We live here and kill all the animals in the middle of the night without anyone noticing..."

"Hmph!"

Smith snorted coldly, took his assistant into his arms, and whispered with a sinister smile:

"On the tree, let's try it on the tree at night?"

"Ah, you are so bad!"

The female assistant hit her angrily, looked up at the tree house, stuck out her tongue and licked her red lips.