Global shock: You call this a zoo

"What is the Administrative Office going to do today? Why is there a sermon so early in the morning? Are there any more criminals who need to be crucified?"

"I heard it doesn't seem to be the case. It seems to be a virus carried by animals in the wild."

"I haven't dared to eat it recently. I heard it can cause skin diseases in the eyes. I don't want to use bloodletting. It's so painful."

"Hey, did you notice today that those patients with skin diseases on the street have disappeared?"

"Could it be that...those skin diseases are all fake and there is no virus in the little rabbit?"

"That's great. Our children really like this kind of food."

…

Groups of richly dressed nobles walked elegantly on the street, chatting with each other and heading towards the square in front of the Administrative Office.

The ordinary residents who were crowding around also rushed over curiously.

Generally, the Administrative Office will only issue public announcements except when the most heinous criminals are arrested or when some government decree is implemented.

There haven't been any major events happening in the entire city recently.

If we say the only big thing, it might be the widespread "rabbit virus".

However, for ordinary people, they rarely buy such small animals because they are too expensive after all.

And... on the streets, everyone looked at those people with ulcers all over their bodies and would rather believe that they were there than not.

After all, in today's society, once you suffer from a skin disease, it can be said to be more painful than a death sentence.

They couldn't buy expensive holy water at all, so they could only use the simplest "bloodletting therapy".

But... once the "bloodletting therapy" fails, they will definitely be regarded as blasphemers, and they will not even be able to survive in the city.

"Hello everyone!"

Yale wore a neat black suit with a white bow tied at the collar.

Standing on the podium, leaning on a cane inlaid with green gems.

He looked at the residents gathered below with a smile on his face.

He paused his voice and said loudly:

"Today, I have called everyone here to announce something!"

"Recently, a group of blasphemous people have sneaked into the city. Not only do they not know how to repent, they even openly defy God's dignity."

"Wantly promote a pest outside the city to slander Charlie Guild."

"What a despicable act!"

"Guild Charlie hunts and kills the little rabbits for all the farmers outside the city. This damn creature not only destroys the crops that farmers have worked hard to plant, but even steals the chickens and ducks that farmers raise."

"This is definitely an animal that God hates!"

“I’m going to invite the farmers who were victims to testify for you!”

A skinny man wearing coarse and tattered clothes walked onto the stage tremblingly, looked at everyone below, and cried:

"I want to thank Charlie's Guild. If it weren't for them...the dealers we planted, we would definitely have lost everything. Charlie's Guild not only helped us hunt down the pests, but even bought their bodies for 10 copper coins."

"This is definitely someone sent by God to rescue us!"

"I will never allow those damn blasphemers to slander Charlie Guild!"

"In order to hunt the little rabbit, Guild Charlie spent a lot of manpower and money. Fortunately, this little rabbit can be exchanged for a little gold and silver. We want to thank Guild Charlie, they have been losing money to help us hunt the beasts.

"

"..."

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes widened.

I couldn’t believe the farmers looking at the stage.

"So that's it. I didn't expect that Charlie's Guild would sell these little rabbits for the sake of stability outside the city."

"Yes, I work in the hunting team. The wages offered by Charlie Guild are very fair. They can't make any money from selling those little rabbits."

"Damn blasphemers, using this method to slander the messengers sent by God! They should go to the cross!"

"Yes!!! Those blasphemers should all be hanged."

…

After several people from Charlie's Guild took the lead among the crowd, everyone's anger was immediately aroused.

One by one roared with indignation.

I wish I could kill all those with skin diseases right now.

"Everyone be quiet!"

Yale stretched out his hands to signal everyone to be quiet, and said in a heavy tone:

"We should condemn these people who have strayed from the embrace of God."

"But... we should praise guild leaders like Charles!"

"Therefore, the Administrative Office decided... to hand over the entire rights of hunting rabbits to the Charlie Guild. From now on... only the Charlie Guild is qualified to purchase and sell rabbits. Once any private sellers are discovered, they will be punished by the Administrative Office.

!”

"Pah, pah, pah..."

After hearing this, a group of people below raised their palms and clapped.

"Thank you everyone!"

Charlie took off his hat, bowed respectfully to everyone, looked at everyone sincerely, and said affectionately:

"Our Charlie Guild came here and put in the efforts of the entire guild in order to eliminate this harmful beast. Not only that...our hunting team will often be injured when we hunt this little rabbit again,"

"but!"

Charlie shouted with tears in his eyes:

"I, Charlie, have listened to God's teachings since I was a child. In order to provide a stable living environment for all the farmers outside the city, and to give our God's people a prosperous life, our Charlie Guild will not stop hunting these people even if we pay any price.

A harmful beast."

"Thank you everyone for understanding us...the little rabbit does not carry the virus, all of this is just a rumor!"

"Let me ask, we are just trying to subsidize the hunting team's meager salary. Is this wrong?"

"Why do the blasphemers want to slander us?"

"woo woo woo woo……"

After saying this, Charlie took out the white handkerchief from his chest, covered his face and cried.

"Damn the blasphemers, we must send them to the gallows!"

"Yeah... Wuwuwu, how little profit can a little rabbit make? How can these people be so cruel!"

"Drive those God-forsaken blasphemers out of the city, they are not welcome here!"

Looking at the angry people below, Charlie and Yale looked at each other and smiled at the same time.

Today's strategy is very successful. I'm afraid those people spreading rumors will be sent to crosses by the residents below without them taking action in the future.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Why!!!"

"woo woo woo woo!"

Suddenly, bursts of heart-wrenching cries came from far away in the street. Everyone looked and saw a young man in a black cloak walking at the front.

Followed by countless blasphemers suffering from skin diseases.

And... each of them was holding a bloody corpse in their arms, and they were walking towards the crowd step by step.