Global Shock: You Call This An Amusement Park? !

Lei Jun angrily stretched out his hand and grabbed the metal wires that were connected to his head and neck, and he was going to pull these disgusting connecting wires off immediately!

It's not that I can't have fun.

But before Lei Jun came in, he didn't remember it at all!

Forget about it for yourself~ Clean!

But as soon as Jin Qi's question came out, his memory was like being plowed away by a heavy excavator!

The embarrassing memory that has been around for a long time is instantly re-exposed to the conscious mind!

As an adult, instinct quickly weaves a lie to answer.

But this damned mind-sharing device instantly exposed his hidden memory!

In a short moment, Lei Jun's old face flushed red.

Jin Qi, who was in the link, felt the same emotion, and then expressed his apology: "I'm sorry... I didn't expect this device to be so disgusting..."

Emotional changes are much faster than memory retrieval.

Jin Qi felt the embarrassment of Lei Jun instantly, and then felt guilty, and Lei Jun also felt the guilt immediately, and the movements of his hands were slow.

he thinks.

Eh, will my reaction be too strong?

Isn't it really a big deal?

Fortunately, Jin Qi is also a man, if Wei Ni sees it...

Immediately, he heard Jin Qi's laughter in his heart.

Lei Jun said angrily: "What's so funny..." Halfway through the sentence, he was stunned again, and he suddenly realized that they seemed to be able to give up the language conversation completely.

Jin Qi heard his thoughts and echoed uncontrollably in his heart:

Yes, we seem to be able to directly telepathically?

A wonderful extra-sensory perception experience, a subtle rippling between two big men.

Lei Jun stared at Jin Qi with wide eyes, and Jin Qi squinted back at Lei Jun.

Lei Jun: What are you looking at?

Jin Qi: Look at you!

Lei Jun: You asked me a question just now, then I will ask you one too.

Jin Qi: Let's ask about harmony...

Before Lei Jun had figured out what to ask, many disorganized thoughts flashed in Jin Qi's mind.

Few people realize how fast their thinking is.

In just a few seconds, Jin Qi's conscious mind flashed a lot of distracting thoughts.

He knew that Lei Jun was going to ask a question, and his first reaction was that Lei Jun would ask the same question, namely:

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in your life?

Obviously Lei Jun hadn't asked or even said that he hadn't even started to think about it, but Jin Qi had already thought about it himself, so, uncontrollably, some fragments of his deep memory were stirred up, and the originally dark and blurred picture was smashed. Re-sprayed with bright colors and refined processing to make the memory picture more vivid.

The most embarrassing thing is...

The first picture is when he was in junior high school and a rival in love compared the number of leapfrogs.

At that time, his stomach was a little uncomfortable, but the person he liked was watching, so he could only go to the battlefield with a hard stomach!

As a result, a cannon rang out in the anorectum, and the chrysanthemum was slightly cool.

He knew it was over.

Shit is big.

The roar of laughter around him made his memory a little blurry, as if he was experiencing a violent earthquake!

no!

I just think about it! Lei Jun will see it too!

Can't think about it!

But the human mind is not completely controlled by its own will.

The more you force yourself not to think, the more you think hard!

The second screen also appeared.

Once in the gym, lifting iron, and seeing a beautiful woman whose body was so good that her nose bleeds, Jin Qi sat down on the bench press chair, pretending to be resting, looked down at the phone, and walked away from the corner of his eye. past beauty.

Then take pictures secretly.

As a result, I forgot to turn on the flash.

At that time, the beautiful woman turned to look at him, as if she was looking at a tram idiot. This look was enough to make Jin Qi etched in his life and unforgettable.

third screen.

Had turkey noodles with a group of colleagues from the previous company.

Since Jin Qi has always advertised himself as a person who can eat spicy food, he sucked and slipped extremely fast in the face of the spicy turkey noodles in hell, which greatly impressed his colleagues around him.

A...

It was too spicy.

He sucked in and sucked... choked up and spit it out of his nose.

Human thinking is so fast.

In an instant, the memory came tumultuously.

Jin Qi's old face also blushed, he knew it was over.

Sure enough, Lei Jun's schadenfreude was also passed on to Jin Qi's thinking.

But Jin Qi didn't feel ashamed and angry as he imagined.

This feeling is very new.

If there is no connection to this thing, and the thoughts and emotions cannot be directly read, if someone shakes out these shameful things, he will definitely be very angry, and even be angry for several days, if not, he will never want to see it. To those who heard his embarrassing things.

・Seeking flowers・・

Jin Qi is also a man who loves face.

But at this moment, it was different.

He can read each other's thoughts and emotions without any obstruction or any medium blocking.

turn out to be……

Nothing too great.

Others do not do this, and laugh at themselves.

This……

Not a big deal at all.

Lei Jun's voice came from the clouds.

That's right, we usually feel very painful, and we often magnify our sense of existence.

In fact, no one cares about us that much.

Everyone, in this vast society of conformity, is insignificant.

"Speaking" At this point, Lei Jun also remembered some moments that made him feel small.

.....0

On a Christmas Eve, there was a serious loophole in the company's APP developed by him. He worked overtime, patched bugs, wrote code, and vomited blood... Really vomited blood.

He felt stomach cramps and could barely get up at the time, and he felt like he might be dying.

I took out my phone, edited a text message, and sent it to my girlfriend at the time.

He posted:

[Miaomiao, I seem to be a little uncomfortable. 】

His girlfriend returned a few screenshots of the circle of friends.

They are all girls showing their affection and showing expensive gifts from their boyfriends. The cheapest one is LV's three-in-one bag, and the most expensive is a brand new BMW 2 series.

Then reply to him.

[Have you seen it? None of my friends are better than me, but they are all happier than me! Do you know why? 】

【Because they found the right person! Not like me who is blind!】

[I don't want to bear it anymore, let's break up. 】

It was hard for Lei Jun to say how he felt at that time.

Every time I think about it, it is still the pain and cold that my heart is frozen into ice and then smashed to pieces.

His fingers turned up numbly.

I saw my humble greetings and countless transfer records.

The most recent one is:

[Miaomiao, I may have to work overtime on Christmas Eve, so I'll come to you later~ I'm sorry~ I love you! The bonus at the end of the year is handed in! 】

[Transfer: 75,000 yuan]

Lei Jun saw the already cooled instant noodles next to the computer screen.

The stomach cramps that had been severe just now were completely undetectable for a long time now.