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"I rely on!"

Li Guanqi looked at the Queen of Tulips who was taking off her skirt in front of him, his eyes suddenly widened, and he couldn't ignore the shock, and quickly shouted in his mind: "Shen Kong! Quick, send me out!"

"Om-"

As soon as he finished speaking, gold and silver rays of light erupted all over his body, and a gold and silver bracelet appeared on the wrist of his left hand, and strong spatial fluctuations appeared all over his body.

"Oh?"

Seeing this scene, Isabelle showed surprise, "No wonder the speed of cultivation is so fast. It turns out that in addition to the quest rewards, there are artifacts nearby, but... how can there be such a coincidence in the world?"

"what?"

Li Guanqi was taken aback.

But then, he noticed something was wrong - why did it take so long? !

Looking at Isabel who was getting closer and unbuttoning her long skirt, Li Guanqi, who had no way to escape, was about to cry with her back to the door.

Even if you break the wall, you can't escape. There is a Jiugong-level magician standing outside, and this one is also a Jiugong-level Demon Hunter Knight!

The only hope is the instant sky.

"Go! Shun Kong, what are you doing standing on the horse?! Get me away!"

"Grass! I also want to ride a horse..."

However, at this time, Shun Kong's voice was also full of tears.

"is her?"

Ares's voice sounded, "Chopper, this breath, is it her? This is too coincidental... Uh, by the way, has your memory been unsealed to this piece? Remember?"

"Remember."

The voice of the magic knife sounded, "Qiao? That's all there are in the world's nine palaces. As the king of a country, the Queen of Tulips, it's inevitable to hold an artifact, but it's just a coincidence. After all... Who would have thought that this The divine weapon in the Queen's hands is actually her."

"Hey hey hey, what kind of riddle are you playing?!"

Li Guanqi's heart skipped a beat.

"Shunkong actually has a wife."

The voice of the magic knife was full of smiles, "The name of Shunkong means instant space transmission, and after his creator accidentally created him, he was inspired to create another artifact.

Instantaneous's ability is to teleport.

And the ability of that artifact is to prohibit teleportation.

She can stabilize the fluctuation of space within a certain range, so that space cracks cannot be born and cannot be teleported.

Her name is Jingkong, still quiet, meaning the stillness of space.

But she likes us calling her quiet.

Hahahahaha, Shun Kong, your wife is here,

I guess you must be looking for a place to 'quiet' right now? "

"I miss your mom!!!"

Shun Kong's response was a scolding that was about to cry without tears.

Obviously, his wife did not have a good memory for him.

"Master, master! Hurry up and think of a way! With that tigress I can't start teleportation, and I can't run away! Hurry up and think of a way!!!"

"Ah... it's over."

Li Guanqi's face was full of ashes.

Instead, he really wanted to find a place to be quiet now.

because.

Space really stands still.

He has completely lost the ability to move now, as if he has fallen into an extreme "spatial stagnation", unable to move at all, even blinking and closing his eyes.

At this moment, he can only watch the Queen of Tulips a few steps away, slowly loosen the last button, and take off the entire long skirt, revealing a beautiful white body and a luxurious white lace underwear with exquisite workmanship .

"My artifact,

Found her lover. "

Isabelle approached Li Guanqi, raised her right hand, stretched out a pale green jade finger, lifted his chin, and said with a chuckle, "Thank you, since Quietly regained her memory in 4870, I have been helping her find a lover. , and now, because of you, she found it.

So... watch chess. "

The queen got closer and closer to Li Guanqi, sighing like blue in his ear, "Can you help me too?"

"This, this is not good, Her Royal Highness?"

Li Guanqi had a look of despair on his face.

He has already started to think about how to seek Meng Yao's forgiveness after returning to the real world.

This situation is also forced to be helpless, the understanding Meng Yao should be able to understand... right?

Can be a yarn!

"Her Royal Highness!"

Li Guanqi still decided to make the final struggle. Although he couldn't move his body, he still used his soul voice transmission to say: "If we want to establish a close relationship, we can be good friends, there is no need to be so direct, and you do this, your chastity, You, you... this is unreasonable, and my master doesn't want it, right?!"

"That's your misunderstanding."

Isabelle's mouth curled slightly, "For those of us who have lived for hundreds of years, this kind of thing is just a trivial matter. In fact, in the four hundred years of your romantic master's life, the woman who has slept in bed, Maybe more than any woman you've ever seen in your life... ah no.

Probably more than any female creature you've ever seen.

but me?

There is a place in the castle called the Happy Palace. Although it has been closed for many years, in the past, there were handsome men and handsome men from all over the world all year round. The quota of 100 people was changed collectively every month for my pleasure.

The men I have slept with are definitely not as many as the women your master has slept with, probably not one-third.

But at least, the men I have slept with over the hundreds of years should be more than the men you have seen in your life as a kid.

Watching chess, you are still too young.

Your conception of these physical things is still in a child's stage.

Only kids care about that.

You will understand when you live another hundred or two hundred years. "

Isabel looked at Li Guanqi, her golden eyes curled into a pair of crescent moons with a smile, "I don't care about your master and I."

Depend on……

Li Guanqi was completely desperate.

Master, it turns out that you aristocrats are so fun to ride on horses...

"thanks."

Suddenly, Queen Tulip held Li Guanqi's face in her right hand and looked into his eyes seriously, "If I establish a close relationship with you, there is a real chance that I will be resurrected to that world after death, then I'm not afraid."

"War will start."

"And I am no longer afraid of death."

"Even, there are still some expectations."

Um?

Li Guanqi was taken aback.

"Thank you, watching chess."

Isabelle bowed her head and kissed, her red lips touching Li Guanqi's lips and teeth.

Then, the ruler of the Tulip Empire, Her Highness the Queen, who is known as "beautiful covers the sea of ​​​​30,000 meters of flowers", threw Li Guanqi to the ground.

The night was dark and the moon was like frost.

A dimly lit room with graceful figures.

...

...

Sleepless nights.

The bright moon hangs high, and then the sun rises in the east.

When the clouds and mists in the sky gradually dissipated, and a touch of fish belly white appeared, the bursts of charming sounds in the room that lasted all night gradually subsided.

"Ah, it's dawn."

On the big bed, Her Royal Highness, who was not wearing an inch, lifted the wet sheets, took a step with her slender legs, walked from the bed to the window sill, stretched her limbs, stretched her waist, and looked at the eastern sun through the large French windows. With the beautiful scenery, the corners of his mouth are slightly hooked, and he seems to be in a good mood.

The morning light sprinkled on her, and her golden waist-length hair made her more attractive, and her snow-white body became more and more fair and translucent.

On the other hand, Li Guanqi was still lying on the bed, covering his body with the sheets in both hands, looking at the white ceiling carved with exquisite patterns, his face full of lovelessness.

He never thought that he would have a relationship with another woman other than Meng Yao.

He didn't even think that the purpose of this woman doing this kind of thing with him was to get the chance of [resurrection].

Li Guanqi looked at the ceiling and thought about it for a long time, but he still couldn't figure it out. Now, whether he is giving his master to a cow...

Um, shouldn't it?

First, he himself was forced.

Second, Wang Xiu has put aside the reality to live a small life with Takeda Kozhai, and will he still care what the Queen Tulip has done?

In other words, when he leaves here, he must enter the simulator and question the compulsion of the Heart of Time and Space, why should he make his own decisions and ignore such an important thing? !

In the emulator, the situation that has been mentioned in a few words, but so many things have happened at this moment!

Dry!

He really got fucked this time.

"Hey, watch chess."

At this moment, Isabel, who was standing by the window, suddenly turned around, looked at him on the bed and smiled: "It was a very happy night, wasn't it? Anyway, I was very happy. Since I gave birth to Xiaoxuan, I ordered the happiness to be closed. Gong, I want to come now... um, this kind of thing is still very beautiful, it seems that it is time to restart that place."

"..."

Li Guanqi was speechless.

"Om-"

With a wave of her hand, Isabel flashed white gold light all over her body, condensed on her body, and turned into a luxurious and exquisite dress, showing the nobility of an empress.

Li Guanqi was slightly taken aback when he saw her move.

"Um?"

Seeing Li Guanqi looking at her all the time, Isabelle couldn't help but tilt her head slightly and said with a chuckle, "Hey, what are you looking at? Haven't had enough fun all night? Then I'll take off my skirt?"

"No, no."

Li Guanqi quickly explained.

He just looked at the queen's movements and thought of one thing.

"Aris, when did you shrink last night?!"

Li Guanqi looked at a small black spot on his left shoulder, and shouted in his mind, "If you insist on protecting my body, maybe Her Lady Queen can give up!"

This black spot is actually the transformation of the Imperial God Armor.

The silver-white light armor he wore yesterday was an imitation of the Godly Armor, and last night... How did Isabel take off the light armor?

It didn't take off at all, it was Yutian Divine Armor that shrank first!

"What..."

Ares's helpless voice sounded, "I'm afraid that if I don't know the face, this eldest sister will directly slap me. I will unblock the eighth floor now, but I can't stop the power of the Nine Palaces."

"..."

Li Guanqi was at a loss for words.

It seems to be the case...

"What about Shun Kong?"

Li Guanqi remembered the incident again, "Isn't there an artifact 'Jing Kong' on the queen? That artifact is Shun Kong's wife? What's the situation now?"

"God knows."

The voice of the magic knife sounded, "This guy and Jingjing seem to be talking about something, and then Jingjing is like a love poison, a sweet and silly look, saying that he will wait here for him to come back. "

"what?"

Li Guanqi was taken aback.

"Whether it's a human being or an artifact, if you want to live well, you have to rely on a mouth..."

Instantly sighed softly.

However, what this guy had privately chatted with that artifact named "Jing Kong" was an unsolved mystery after all, and neither Li Guanqi nor the artifacts knew.

But that's fine.

Li Guanqi was worried at first that Queen Tulip would force him to hand over Shunkong for her own tranquility.

Of course, there is another way to reunite Jingjing and Shunkong.

For example, let the queen give Jingjing to him.

But Li Guanqi has never thought about it, after all, he is not a character who likes to dream...

"Don't get up yet?"

At this time, the Tulip Queen, who was wearing a long dress and standing by the window, glanced at Li Guanqi lying on the bed with a half-smile, "Do you like wet sheets so much? Or do you like that smell? Hey, little guy, yours Hobbies are very perverted, even more than your master."

"Ugh……"

Facing the Queen's teasing, Li Guanqi just sighed helplessly.

He lifted the quilt, turned over and got out of bed, took out a set of black clothes from the space necklace and put it on, looking at Isabel with a complicated expression, "Your Highness, I have something to say first, I said before that I am not sure, even if you... ...well, even if you establish a relationship with me in this way, it doesn't mean you can [resurrection]."

"Enough is enough."

Isabelle waved her hand, then looked at Li Guanqi and smiled: "Guanqi, if you are an ordinary person, and you have to jump off a cliff, but there is a parachute beside you, whether it is good or bad, then you should use it or not. What? If you don’t use it, you will miss it, but if you use it, you won’t suffer.”

Li Guanqi was taken aback.

that's true.

The Queen of Tulips has lived for hundreds of years. For a long-lived species like her, sleeping with a man is simply a matter of habit. There is no need to think about it, whether it is true or false, and she will not suffer from a sleep.

Um?

No, the Queen's words have deep meaning, she means...

"The next battle?!"

Li Guanqi walked over to Isabel and looked at her solemnly, "Your Highness, you mean, in the face of the next war, even a monarch like you might die in battle?"

"Possibility of dying in battle?"

When Isabel heard this, she burst into laughter, as if she had heard a big joke.

After laughing for a while, the beautiful smile on her face gradually subsided, and she turned to look out the window indifferently, overlooking the early morning street scene in the imperial capital, "It's not the possibility of dying in battle, you should ask, in the face of the next war, what will I do? How many chances of survival are there."

"so serious?!"

Li Guanqi's expression changed drastically.

"What's going to happen next is far more serious than you think. It will be a world-class war that will engulf the countries of the world."

Isabelle said softly.

"Then why?"

Li Guanqi's face was puzzled, and he couldn't help but wonder in his heart, "Why does the Tulip Empire have to cooperate with the new school of magicians to be the first to do this? According to the trend in recent years, I always thought that I would be the first to join forces with the new school of magicians to attack the Magic Academy. Yes, it should be the Violet Empire."

"Sometimes, instead of doing it, you have to do it."

Isabel looked at Li Guanqi and said softly: "Little guy, take a test for you, who are the most powerful forces in this era?"

"Daluo Dynasty and Violet Empire?"

Li Guanqi hesitated.

"..."

Isabel was at a loss for words, "That's right, but why don't you lower the standard a little bit and get a few more places?"

After a pause, the queen continued: "In today's world, there are actually five of the most powerful forces.

Oriental Dragon - Daluo Dynasty.

Western hegemony - Violet Empire.

Flower Paradise - Tulip Empire.

Inheritance of magic spells - Magic Academy.

New School of Warlocks - Warlock Academy.

Really speaking, there are only five forces in the world that can be ranked first.

In fact, there was originally a sixth one, namely the Prairie Alliance - Ayabel, but now it is no longer counted, because the alliance is almost broken, the Beimang Royal Court has been weak for many years, and the major orc tribes are fighting openly and secretly.

The internally divided grassland has lost its combat power.

Therefore, the only overlord of the next world will only be born among our five forces.

And within us, there is one of the biggest factors of instability. "

Having said that, Isabel looked at Li Guanqi and chuckled: "Little guy, I will test you again, what is this unstable factor? If you can answer it, I will look at you with admiration. Of course, if you can't answer it, our topic will be So far, there is no need to talk to people who don’t understand about the world structure.”

"Hmm...is the Emperor Daluo?"

After thinking for a while, Li Guanqi said slowly: "The power of the Daluo Dynasty is unquestionable, the power of the Ying clan is unquestionable, and the power of the contemporary Luo Emperor, the Daluo Shenwu Emperor himself, need not be repeated in words.

However, the Ying family was short-lived.

Within the dynasty, the Eight Kingdoms Pillar was about to move, and it was quite a sign of conspiracy to usurp the throne.

And now, Luo Di is nearly 90 years old. According to the characteristics of the Ying family's royal family's longevity, his death is just a few years ago.

But today's Prince Daluo, although he is not a waste, is not bad compared to the princes of all dynasties, but there is no way... It's not his fault, the fault is that the Eight Kingdoms surname family has completely taken off and is very ambitious, and the prince has not calmed down at all. The ability of the Eight Kingdoms Pillars.

Once Luo Di dies, the Eight Kingdoms Pillar is very likely to completely lift the mask, start a civil war, and plot the emperor's dragon chair.

But once the situation really evolves into this, your Tulip Empire and Violet Empire will not sit idly by and take advantage of the civil war in Da Luo to completely annex it.

Luo Di must not like to see this situation.

And he was too strong, so strong that he was able to fight against all the powerhouses in the capital of the Violet Empire with one enemy, and he could come and go freely as he saw the Nine Palaces as nothing.

So, Her Royal Highness, your question, the answer is him.

The most unstable factor is the old man in the east.

Emperor Shenwu who is about to die of old age. "

At the end, Li Guanqi's tone changed from initial hesitation to affirmation. Looking at the beautiful face of the Tulip Queen, uu read the book seriously: "No one knows that the mighty Daluo Shenwu Emperor will die before his death. , what a crazy thing to do."

"Very good."

Isabelle smiled brightly, "It seems that you are not a child, at least you can see this superficial thing. If you know more information, maybe you can come to a more accurate conclusion."

"Um?"

Li Guanqi frowned, "Your Highness, you have something to say."

"It's okay to tell you."

Isabel turned her head, looked at the street view of the imperial capital outside the window through the floor-to-ceiling window, and whispered softly: "You know that Emperor Daluo is very strong, but you don't know how terrifying that old devil is, so terrifying that he can't bear the slightest resistance. idea."

"The Violet Empire doesn't believe it, and many people don't believe it, but I believe it, and the Council of Elders also believes it."

"We firmly believe that the contemporary Emperor Daluo absolutely possesses the power to destroy an entire Western empire by himself!"

"The reason why our Tulip Empire chose to join forces with the new school of magicians and be the first to challenge the Magic Academy is to avoid being targeted by Luo Di, who is about to die!"

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