Global Weird: My Body Is Not Normal

Chapter 99 Exam

"Yes! Teacher!"

Seeing Xu Yuan's appearance, the weird people in the classroom all showed horrified expressions as if they had seen some wild beast.

Their bodies continued to become illusory as they screamed, as if they were about to escape into the void and disappear without a trace in the next second.

"I've seen you. Anyone who dares to run away now is skipping class."

Seeing these strange changes, Xu Yuan just said this lightly.

Just such a sentence made everything weird, as if it was fixed, and the body returned to solidity again.

"Sure enough... in this old campus, teachers also have certain authority, but if they want to use this authority, they must meet the corresponding rules."

Xu Yuan recalled the prompts he saw through future vision and the strange behavior just now.

Confirmed some rules of this classroom.

The first point is that as a teacher, if he wants to exert his authority as a teacher, he must at least see something strange and confirm that they have done something to disrupt the class.

Nodding, Xu Yuan pointed to the next weirdo.

The strange expression on the glasses is very natural, as if they really don't know that there is a ghost that has been knocked down hidden in the mirror at the door.

The resentment in the classroom was slightly suppressed.

The classroom fell into silence, and all the weird people looked at the teacher with a strange mask on the podium with inexplicable eyes.

Holding down the window frame that had no window, Xu Yuan jumped in directly from the outside.

"Well... it's too dangerous to play games with scissors. Let's play Idiom Solitaire. I'll go first and do whatever I want."

"Well... I feel so disappointed."

He wants to test it slowly.

At the same time, Xu Yuan also had a small wound on his chest.

They also didn't expect that this teacher who would overpower the monitor from the very beginning would turn out to be such a kind guy.

Then a young man appeared, and this young man took the scissors and stabbed him in the chest.

"Supporting the tiger."

"Next one."

He had just used his future vision to see it. When he agreed to play the game, the rule of death if he climbed through the classroom window had disappeared from him.

They feel that after losing their lives, they continue to degenerate and have no bottom line.

The humanistic way of handling the problem made the weird people present with evil thoughts feel ashamed.

The weirdness that keeps hurting the most remaining humanity in the class.

"..."

In Xu Yuan’s future vision prompts.

"Teacher, I will definitely change it!"

"……Who are you"

It wasn't until today, when this mysterious masked teacher taught them a good lesson, that they realized how wrong they were.

"Imminent."

The glasses looked at Xu Yuan strangely, the smile on his face was slightly stiff.

"Ahem!"

The second point is that he must express his meaning before the other party disappears completely.

He waited until the last weirdo finished the game, smiled, clapped, and encouraged.

"Teacher, you are so lively. This is the first time I have seen a teacher climb through the window and enter the classroom."

He had just used his absolute ability to communicate and activated these weird human natures.

Xu Yuan also smiled, but his smile was cold.

"Okay, hand over the scissors, I confiscated them."

Click! Click!

Opening and closing the scissors in his hand, Xu Yuan used the scissors to cut his nails. After testing the sharpness, he nodded with satisfaction.

This made Xu Yuan look confused.

Listening to the cries of these weird people, I feel the humanity gradually overflowing from them.

Xu Yuan did not answer, but asked instead.

[Your Immortal Grip relied on rough suppression to put the Resentful Scissors into a state of surrender.]

However, the opponent dealt with it easily and with a backhand, putting it into a disadvantageous situation.

"Playing games is very unbecoming of a teacher, but when you're nervous about studying, it's good to relax with everyone, so let's do it."

"..."

One after another came down.

The blood-red font popped out of sight, causing Xu Yuan's expression to change.

As a result, the development of things was such nonsense.

The reason why he called him in was because he had a plan.

If it doesn't hand over the scissors, it may be "punished" in the next second.

When Xu Yuan said this, he used his absolute ability to communicate.

"Woo!"

"..."

The original calmness disappeared, and all that was left was full of panic.

puff!

Blood splattered and the young man fell.

But now Xu Yuan has seen through everything.

"Come on, come on, give me the scissors."

Not only have they lost their human identity, they have also gradually lost their human virtues.

"Next one."

"Teacher, I won't dare to do it next time!"

[Explanation: This pair of scissors contains a curse. There was once a whole class of weirdos who were cursed by this pair of scissors.]

He looked at the boy with the eyes in a strange way and narrowed his eyes slightly.

He coughed and asked the weirdos to focus on him before he spoke.

Who the hell knows what this weird knowledge is?

After a moment of silence, the bespectacled Weiyi accepted Xu Yuan's words.

The rules of his game have been clearly seen by him.

As his voice spreads.

Coupled with the human activation function of absolutely communicating unreasonably.

"Well, not bad, next one."

"Teacher, I was wrong!"

[You have obtained the cursed prop: Grudge Scissors]

More and more figures appear, and in various ways.

[You have activated the identity advancement mission: Our class, first place!]

He raised his head, looked at the shocked glasses, smiled strangely, and signaled to him.

Forcibly giving him a different look.

It couldn't understand how this teacher, whom it had never met before, could know the rules of the old school district so well.

Put the scissors into the backpack.

"The game I want to play also requires scissors. Give them to me."

This kid was one of the gangsters involved in sealing the dangerous and strange Li Tongsheng in the mirror.

However, the damage reflected from the scissors can no longer even leave a white mark on Xu Yuan's body.

There was not a single weird person who couldn't catch up, which made Xu Yuan feel very relieved.

As for what the calculation is.

The next moment.

Feeling the resentment gradually reviving on the weird people, Xu Yuan couldn't help but become curious.

This is outrageous.

Xu Yuan, who originally wanted to refuse, saw the reminder from Future Vision and restrained his impulse.

"Ahem, the final exam is tomorrow. How are you preparing?"

[Task completion: 100%, get rewarded with 1 year of life.]

"Next one."

Let these weird people break their guard on the spot.

The boy's figure disappeared, and a new figure emerged.

hiss!

There was a sound like a hot iron pressing on the ice.

Taking the scissors, Xu Yuan felt a biting feeling of ice and seemed to see a girl cutting herself with the scissors.

[Task reward: first place, 10-year lifespan, position: Secretary Changming. Second place, 5-year lifespan, position: Academic Affairs Director; third place, 3-year lifespan, position: Dean of Education.]

This pair of scissors named Deathly Resentment trembled for a while, and let out a scream that was mixed with a large number of sounds, and then suddenly calmed down.

At this time, all the weird people would look at Xu Yuan with a look of fear mixed with resentment.

"Eager for quick success."

At this time, the girl with a mature figure who was always targeted spoke strangely.

He is not afraid to let him fight, and he is not unreasonable to let him scheming with Weiyi, but let him be Weiyi's class teacher, and also ask him to help Weiyi rank in this class.

"Wait a minute, teacher, we only play drumming and passing flowers here, we can't change the game casually."

"Teacher, you are really good at joking. How can there be such a person in the school?"

From the beginning, it used various methods to induce the teacher, hoping that he would make mistakes and be punished if he violated the rules.

"To reach the top."

"Teacher, in the entire Chang Ming Dynasty, exams mean a trial with no life or death. Everyone would rather repeat a grade than take the exam, because taking the exam will really lead to death."

…

"...Yes, teacher."

"Take it."

"Um……"

Seeing these weird people in the class gradually exuding the brilliance of humanity, Xu Yuan felt extremely dizzy.

Seeing these strange people sitting there lifeless, Xu Yuan raised his palm and waved to the strange people holding scissors.

Xu Yuan's words made the strange expression on the glasses look extremely ugly.

"This is a good boy."

[You have received the strange recognition of all Class 6 of the old campus, and you have obtained the identity: the head teacher of Class 6 of the Year 1.]

"Next one."

[You refused the request to play the game, you violated the rules of the old campus, and you are dead.]

Wei Wei holding the scissors was none other than Wei Wei sitting in the front row with glasses. He pushed his eyes, waved the scissors and said calmly.

This cry was like a fuse, detonating the shame and regret in the hearts of the remaining weirdos.

[Grudge Scissors, star rating: ★★, attributes: Resentful Scissors ⅲ, Devourer ⅱ]

He just wanted to use absolute communication to lure a few weirdos to his lair to serve as NPCs and soul locust fertilizers.

"I'm sorry, teacher!"

Xu Yuan came to the podium naturally, supported him with both hands and said with a smile.

"Very good, everyone's performance is really good. We should educate through fun and play games that can increase knowledge, instead of playing games that hurt others and ourselves."

He was very curious as to why these strange things caused such a big reaction when he mentioned the final exam.

This is so weird in front of me, every word is digging a hole.

"driven to distraction."

"If the teacher wants this, he has to play games with us."

"Is there any problem? The teacher is new here and there are some things that are not clear to me."

“Get there first.

He really has no confidence at all.

"Since I am, then I will play whatever I say."

Glasses sighed strangely and said in a deep voice.

She stabbed herself with the scissors, and then a white mark appeared on Xu Yuan's neck.

The kind that just broke the skin.

Xu Yuan waved.

"If you let me be a teacher, I would have given back all the things I learned before."

"Are you the teacher or am I the teacher?"

Although he was resisting in his heart, the strange glasses were keenly aware that his hesitation had attracted the attention of the rules.

These weird people, who have experienced the cruel game of drumming and passing flowers for an unknown amount of time, have had holes opened in their souls.

I don’t know which classmate cried first.

[Your skin has completely adapted to the attack of the resentful scissors, and your skin's adaptive enhancement has enhanced its resistance to attacks from sharp-edged cursed props. 】

[Punishment for failure: forever bound to the old campus and becoming a cleaner cleaning toilets.]

The classroom, which was originally a cheerful place, turned into a dead silence as he said these words.

He didn't expect that he was just playing a game and actually became the head teacher of this class.

This time it's a girl, and she also wants to use this pair of scissors.

At the same time, Xu Yuan felt a pain on the side of his neck, and there was a slender wound.

What's going on?

what happened?

Didn't I say anything?

However, this wound is much shallower than the wound on the neck.

The weird man probably didn't expect that things would develop like this, but he still took it honestly.

"Next one."

"Fakeer..."

Xu Yuan stretched out his palm strangely towards his glasses.

But they never knew it, and instead took pride in their cruel behavior.

After this peaceful idiom solitaire game.

"Ah~ there is nothing we can do about it. After all, there is a crazy man with a murder weapon waiting for the teacher at the gate. The teacher still needs to pay attention to safety."

When the wound appeared, Xu Yuan found that the girl whose neck had been cut suddenly disappeared in his eyes.

The corners of Xu Yuan's mouth turned up under his mask.

What's even more embarrassing is that there is an exam tomorrow.

"Since everyone wants to play games, let me arrange what games to play."

[You have completed the mission: the ghost game in the old school]

"Hehe, maybe."

Another teenager appeared, and this one stabbed himself in the abdomen with scissors.

A small wound appeared simultaneously on Xu Yuan's abdomen.

I have to say that although the weird things in this class are all weird, they still have the necessary literary qualities.

The glasses were weird. Before Xu Yuan could say what he was playing with, he interrupted.

"Next one."

You can tell at a glance that it's not a good thing.

[The palm of your hand feels that your skin has finished adapting, and the suppression ability of the Immortal Grip is activated!]

What other rules there are, it's unclear.

[Task description: Here, the results prove everything. You have to lead your class to complete the final exam one day later and get the ranking. 】

"Hmm? What are you waiting for? Or, don't you want to play games?"

Naturally, I used this so-called game to deal with him.

"Exams are experiences? Well... to a certain extent, there is no problem, but you said that exams can kill people. Can you explain this problem to me?"

Looking up, he saw that this girl had only one eye, a few broken fingers, and almost no good flesh on her body. Xu Yuan thought for a moment, took out a resentment crystal fragment from his backpack and handed it to her.

"Eating this will be better for your body."

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(End of chapter)