Global Weird Recovery: When I'm Attacked, I Become Stronger

"Slaves, what should you call me?"

Looking down at the nearly a hundred head-headed ghosts kneeling on the ground to express their surrender, Lin Xuan looked down and saw the glorious divine voice rolling down the entire ghostly ghostland of bones.

"See my emperor!"

Nearly a hundred ghosts with various types of brains spoke out together, with uniform and impassioned voices of submission, expressing their greatest admiration.

At this moment, the only floating white-haired ghost looked pale, with endless terror and horror emerging from its eyes.

It’s over! It’s all over!

The next moment, Lin Xuan continued to ask: "Slaves, if someone dares to provoke your emperor, what should you do?"

"Kill! Kill! Kill!"

A burst of evil energy suddenly condensed, and endless blood energy dispersed from the ghostly illusion of bones, eventually forming a huge blood demon!

The blood demon had a pair of curved horns, fangs and a huge mouth, and a ferocious face. Under the four pairs of hooves and claws, there was a dark ghostly energy swirling, and it was extremely terrifying.

"Roar!"

The moment it took shape, the blood demon looked up to the sky and roared wildly. A pair of blood eyes turned and stared at the white-haired ghost.

Under the horrified gaze of the white-haired demon, a ball of blood filled with terrifying energy formed in the blood demon's mouth, poured out in an instant, and hit it directly on the head.

No! No! No!

"How dare you? How dare you treat me like this!"

The white-haired ghost screamed in fear and twisted its head to avoid it, but it was in Lin Xuan's illusion, where could it escape?

boom!

Accompanied by a deafening explosion, the ball of blood directly bombarded the back of the white-haired ghost's head, emitting a bright and dazzling light.

"ah!"

The screams suddenly resounded, and the white-haired ghost's soul was torn to pieces the moment he was hit, and turned into a line of blue smoke and dissipated into the void.

Damn it...

At this moment, the scar-headed ghost who had been watching the battle was dumbfounded.

Your uncle, do you want to be so cruel? Do you want to be so cruel!

These brain-brained ghosts were all summoned by Baifa. Why did Mao suddenly start to listen to you? What the hell!

The scars on Scar's head ghost's face were condensed together again. It was secretly glad that it was lucky that it had failed just now. Otherwise, it might have been itself that would have been torn apart.

At this moment, another bright divine sound fell from the sky.

"Foolish slaves, my enemies have been slaughtered, and I am deeply impressed by your actions."

"Thank you, my emperor, for your compliment!"

Many head ghosts and the condensed blood demon bowed down at the same time, the heat in their eyes became more and more intense, and they were obviously completely trapped in the illusion.

At this moment, looking at Lin Xuan on top of the throne, although he knew that this illusion was fake, the scar-headed ghost was still shocked and his heart was racing.

He was wearing a black robe, surrounded by extremely rich blood and evil energy, supporting him like the unparalleled Demon Emperor.

Just when the consciousness of the scar-headed ghost was about to sink completely, Lin Xuan's words made him fall into endless fear!

"Slaves, in order to commend your achievements, I have decided to grant you the ultimate sublimation - the soul will fly away!"

Nani? I’ll rub it?!

At this moment, the Scar-headed Ghost's expression froze and he was immediately confused.

Aren't you trying to kill the donkey? The brothers have just helped you deal with the enemy, and now they are going to die?

"I object……"

"Thank you, my emperor, for the gift. I am willing to kill myself myself!"

The scar-headed ghost wanted to refute, but as soon as he uttered the word "objection", he was drowned in the endless wave of "cheers".

The next moment, the faces of many ghost-headed ghosts suddenly turned red, and an inexplicable aura condensed from their heads.

It won’t take a moment…

boom!

Following the first explosion, successive explosions rang out from around the Scar-headed Ghost, making it as lively as setting off firecrackers during the New Year.

However, the source of the explosion was not the firecrackers, but the red-headed ghosts with sullen expressions!

…

Autopsy office, front door.

The originally high scorching sun shifted a little to the west, and a faint cool air emerged from the sky, pressing down like a big pot lid, making pedestrians on the street shiver.

"Hiss! This damn weather is getting colder and colder!"

Some passers-by crossed their arms and trembled slightly, and the pace of their feet could not help but speed up a little, and they rushed home.

The autopsy office is not far from the Ghost Suppression Division. If you walk faster, you can get there in about ten minutes.

Perhaps because of the desperate name of the Autopsy Department, even a nearby street was deserted, and not many people gathered here even at the busiest time.

There are many green trees planted on both sides of the autopsy area. Even if you walk through it in broad daylight, you will feel an eerie feeling.

"Whoosh!"

Suddenly, a green tree not far from the autopsy site shook slightly, as if someone held the trunk and shook it violently.

But if you walk closer and observe carefully, you will find that there is actually a person holding the trunk of the tree, half of his body hanging outside the tree, and he almost fell down.

"Lao Lei, you should lose some weight when you have free time. Your body is a little too fat."

Zhang Yubin frowned and looked at Lei Shixiang, who was standing tremblingly on the tree trunk, and complained.

"sure……"

Lei Shixiang laughed awkwardly. He really didn't expect that his body was so "tough" that he almost broke the tree trunk under his feet.

Zhang Yubin looked him up and down and asked with some confusion: "To be honest, I'm quite curious. I remember you were thinner than me before. Why did you gain so much weight without knowing it?"

The two of them are also very good friends, not to mention they have worked together in the Ghost Suppression Department for several years, so they must be very familiar with each other.

But within the past two years, Zhang Yubin was a little surprised to find that Lei Shixiang was getting fatter and fatter, and his whole body had a tendency to stretch sideways.

And this also made him very confused.

fat?

Lei Shixiang was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously looked down at his bulging belly, and a wry smile suddenly appeared on his face.

"Hey! You are a single guy, you will never understand the happiness and hardship of a married man."

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Yubin suddenly looked stunned.

The welfare benefits of the Ghost Suppression Division are very, very good. Once you join, the Ghost Suppression Division will be responsible for raising your descendants.

Whether it is housing, education, security, medical care, etc., they can all be said to be the most superior ones.

Therefore, the word happiness is easy for Zhang Yubin to understand, but where does hardship come from?

Seeing the confusion on Zhang Yubin's face, Lei Shixiang smiled slightly and said, "Whenever you get married, you will understand the feeling of having children and being so happy that you get fat."

Zhang Yubin: "..."

What the hell are you talking about?

Zhang Yubin complained in his heart, and immediately decided not to pay attention to Lei Shixiang, a "villain who succeeds". He spoke in a foggy manner, which was really annoying!

Zhang Yubin had no intention of communicating, but Lei Shixiang was intrigued by him, and immediately asked in a low voice: "Brother, you are 28,9 this year, right? When are you planning to raise the issue of marriage?"

Woolen cloth?"

"Brother also has a cousin. Look... how about I help you match up and try to communicate first?"

"roll roll roll!"

Hearing this, Zhang Yubin waved his hands repeatedly, acting as if he didn't want to talk to Lei Shixiang.

Lei Shixiang suddenly frowned and said: "Hey! Why don't you listen to my advice? You are almost thirty and don't want to start a family. Are you planning to be a bachelor for the rest of your life?"

"I'm telling you, your old man asked me about it. He even suspected that you don't like women anymore because you often hang out with men!"

"I'm telling you, you can't have this kind of thinking. You are a normal man. Women are your targets. Men...at least they shouldn't be!"

As he spoke, Lei Shixiang's eyes changed, and his body subconsciously moved away from Zhang Yubin.