Global Weirdness: I Can Simulate Ahead

Ye Kui is actually the daughter of Ares?!

Then Shunkong devoured the origin of his daughter's artifact, which was no less than "cannibalism" for the artifact!

Shunkong, ate Ares's daughter...

"this……"

Shunkong's expression was stiff. He looked at Li Guanqi's body that had once again mimicked the Ares armor, changing from a black robe to a platinum light armor. He couldn't help but take two steps back, "Uh, this, that... uh..."

"How is that possible?"

Li Guanqi's eyebrows flashed with purple-black light, and after escaping from it, he transformed into a strong man wearing purple-black heavy armor next to him.

It is the magic sword, Lumo.

Lu Mo crossed his arms across his chest and looked at the platinum light armor on Li Guanqi's body. He said in surprise: "Turtle Shell, I don't care if you have a sister. If you have a lover, with the gossipy temperament of the God of Killing, it's impossible.

I didn’t find out from the God of War...or is it that my memory was not completely unlocked and I didn’t remember this incident?”

"Ah? When did I say that I have a lover?"

Li Guanqi's brows flashed with platinum light, hovering in the air in a flowing manner, and then landed on the ground, transforming into a blond young man wearing platinum light armor - the personification of Ares.

Ares's heroic and masculine face was full of surprise. He spread his hands and said, "Is there a mistake in my expression in Eastern language? I only said that Ye Kui is my daughter. When did I say that I have a lover? That's the God of War.

I took it and inherited it, so I just felt it."

"Oh, inheritance, so that's what it is."

Lumo suddenly realized.

"call--"

Shunkong also looked relieved and let out a long sigh of relief.

Xiaoxue stood nearby and tilted her head.

"???"

Only Li Guanqi looked confused.

Is this okay?

So this is... the daughter of inheritance, does that mean there is no emotion?

"Hey, Shunkong."

Thinking of this, Li Guanqi made a private call to Shunkong: "What's going on now? You ate Ares's daughter. Why don't you feel like he's not angry at all? By the way... you told me that artifacts can reproduce with each other."

Offspring, but you didn’t tell me the specific method of reproduction? Mating? "

“There is no such thing as mating between artifacts.”

Shunkong glanced at him, without moving his mouth, and conveyed his thoughts directly: "For our artifacts, the so-called reproduction of offspring is actually to break apart a few pieces of the body, and then separate a little bit of the origin.

Then, first ask the divine craftsman to fuse the body fragments of both parties with the origin, and then ask the gods to nourish them with their divine power day and night.

After more than ten years, a new weapon with the growth potential of an artifact was born, and this is the descendant of the artifact. "

"I see……"

"But Master, you need to pay attention to one thing. For our artifact, the difference between 'love', 'marriage', 'birth' and 'inheritance' is extremely huge.

in love.

This is when two artifacts see each other and fall in love. Just like falling in love, they will eventually release the source of the artifact and merge their consciousness.

For our artifact, this 'consciousness fusion' is equivalent to playing basketball with Lord Vulcan in bed.

Even more exciting.

Because of the fusion of consciousness, it is truly letting go of one's heart and soul, leaving no privacy or selfishness. Love or not can't be disguised at all.

The fusion of consciousness is the final step in confirming the love relationship between artifacts, which is equivalent to human sex.

marry.

This means that after falling in love, the owners of both parties agree to hold a wedding for the artifact to establish a formal relationship. Generally speaking, the artifact can be married, and the two gods are basically lovers.

Give birth to a baby.

This is how after the artifact gets married, you and I agree, and the spirit owner also takes the initiative to help reproduce the offspring.

inheritance...

This is completely different from the previous three.

The inheritance of artifacts is purely motivated by interests. It is just for the owners of both parties to give birth to a new weapon.

Inheritance does not require the consciousness blending of the two artifacts, which means there is no need to 'go to bed'.

The inheritance of artifacts is similar to how you humans do in vitro fertilization. The male takes sperm and the female takes eggs, and then uses medical technology to fuse them in medical instruments to form a baby.

And you heard the words used by Ares, a Westerner, just now. Although the relationship between him and Ye Kui is that of the original ancestor and his daughter, it is actually 'inherited'.

Artifacts hate inheritance.

For us artifacts, inheritance is an extremely disgusting and disgusting behavior. To use your human concept... um... let's use this metaphor.

You have an owner. Your owner thinks you have a good bloodline, so he extracts sperm from you, and then takes it away and gives it to a woman you may have never met before, for pairing and breeding. The purpose is to combine the noble bloodline between you two.

, giving birth to a descendant with higher bloodline.

Does it sound like animal breeding?

This is fucking breeding, but some gods euphemistically call it ‘inheritance’ just to sound good.

But I said a long time ago that the artifact is a new type of life form created by human gods and imitated their own thinking.

The thinking concepts of our artifacts are no different from humans.

If we are treated like cats and dogs for breeding, no artifact will like it, or even hate it.

Naturally, we do not have any feelings for the creations resulting from breeding, the so-called sons and daughters.

Because of this, even though I devoured Ye Kui, Ares didn't feel angry about it.

In fact, Ares probably just sensed when he noticed that I swallowed Ye Kui. In 99% of cases, the artifact will not meet the descendants born from his 'inheritance', which will make us feel a second insult."

"Forehead……"

Li Guanqi was stunned.

So that’s how it is…

The inheritance of artifacts is the breeding of animals in order to give birth to better offspring.

The mistake in this matter is that the artifact is not a cat or dog with low intelligence.

The artifacts are highly intelligent beings. If they are used for breeding, the artifacts will feel that their "personality" is insulted.

"No wonder neither the God of Death nor I have heard of it."

At this time, Lu Mo crossed his arms across his chest and looked at Ares with a half-smile, "You kid, you are actually dragged into the inheritance by the God of War. You are doing too badly, aren't you?"

"The God of War is not as amiable as Mr. God of Killing."

Ares shook his head slightly, and then looked at the white light dome above, a trace of recollection flashed in his green eyes, "The God of War has never regarded me as a partner, just a subordinate, inheritance... Ha, it's just breeding.

.

After the God of War's battle in the pantheon of gods spread the name of my 'Godly Armor', many people came to the God of War seeking to mate with me.

They also want to obtain an artifact as powerful as me.

I can't even remember how many body fragments and origins I have separated. As long as the reward is enough, the God of War will always accept anyone who comes.

Ye Kui is just one of my many descendants.

I have never met her, but I have heard about her. She is a "chain of disasters" in the mortal world... Oh, she has fallen into the mortal world.

Those gods always like to daydream, thinking that by pairing with me, powerful artifacts will be born. In fact, most of the ones born are failures like Ye Kui who cannot enter the palace."

At the end of the sentence, Ares shook his head slightly.

"Um?"

As soon as these words came out, Li Guanqi frowned slightly.

He remembered.

In the clip he saw in Ye Kui's memory, the God of Shang looked at Ye Kui ruthlessly and said that Ye Kui was his most failed transaction... Could it be that this was the transaction he was referring to?

The God of Shang went to the God of War and spent a lot of money to get the fragments of Ares' divine armor. He wanted to use them to inherit and create a powerful artifact, but in the end, Ye Kui, a "waste artifact", appeared, so he was regarded by her.

The worst deal ever?

well……

At this thought, Li Guanqi shook his head helplessly.

"Huh? It seems there is another one?"

Suddenly, Ares looked at Li Guanqi and hesitated: "Child?"

"You mean Qingxuan, right?"

Li Guanqi smiled and moved his right hand, and a purple-green long sword appeared in his right hand.

It is the Qingxuan Sword that has the ability to grow as a god-king weapon, but is currently only the seventh-level top grade.

But no matter how you say it, Qingxuan Sword can be regarded as an artifact at this time, even though it is an artifact that has not yet grown up.

"I can feel... love."

Ares walked slowly over, gently brushed the blade of Qingxuan Sword with his right hand, and whispered softly: "This child, his birth, is the crystallization of the love of two original ancestors, not a cold inheritance... but love.

.

He was born from the loving union of the two original ancestors, and was blessed by the masters of both gods.

It's a pity that he couldn't fully take shape.

Midway...in the middle of his birth, he stopped gestation for some reason and turned into an artifact embryo. In the end, he was about to die completely due to exhaustion of his origin...but, he came back to life."

Having said this, Ares looked at Li Guanqi in confusion, "Master, how did you do it? Apart from my creator, the number one master craftsman, it's hard for me to imagine that anyone else has such skills.

"

Li Guanqi was speechless for a moment.

How do you say this?

Could it be that he meant it as a system mission reward?

"Why don't you first tell me how you figured it out?"

Shunkong stood nearby, looking at Ares in surprise.

"My ability cannot be guessed by an auxiliary type."

Ares shook his head slightly, obviously not intending to explain to Shunkong.

"you……"

Veins popped up on Shunkong's forehead. He was obviously very angry at Ares's "auxiliary type" from the beginning to now.

"Yeah, that's right."

But the next moment, Shunkong's expression became calm, and he pretended to be careless and said casually: "After all, as a big stallion with countless breedings, it is normal to have some experience in this field."

"?!"

This time the veins popped out and the grinning person turned into Ares.

Lu Mo, who was standing next to him, looked at this scene and grinned.

Whether it's Shunkong or Ares, he can enjoy watching whichever one of them fails.

Li Guanqi lowered his head, gently touched the platinum bright light armor on his body, and couldn't help but smile.

The snow-pointing gun Xiaoxue, the magic sword Lumo, the space teleportation instant, the ungrown Qingxuan sword, and the heaven-controlling armor Ares.

Five artifacts.

He has not yet reached the seven-star level, but now he has five divine weapons.

"Let's go."

Li Guanqi looked at his artifacts and smiled softly, "It's time for us to leave here."

"This place is the ruins left by the God of War."

Hearing this, Ares stopped glaring at each other with Shunkong and turned to look at Li Guanqi, "Master, the rules here are that after you get me, and then step into the space portal, you will be randomly teleported to the world.

There is a place that I can’t control, and I can’t control the destination.”

"Know."

Li Guanqi nodded, and then walked towards the space portal from which he came.

As he advanced step by step, several anthropomorphic artifacts beside him also turned into streams of light of different colors, escaped into Li Guanqi's body, and followed him into the space portal.

…

…

After a period of dizziness, Li Guanqi regained his sight.

What comes into view is an idyllic mountain village with green mountains and green waters. The men and women working in the farmland and walking in the village are all wearing Daluo-style robes.

Just as the simulator said, Li Guanqi was transported to a small mountain village in the Daluo Dynasty.

"bite!"

"[Greek Mythology: Armor of Ares] mission completed."

1. Go to the Tokugawa family within one year and ask to see Tokugawa Shinji, the Jiugong-level ancient master, or wait for him to come to you in person. (√)

2. Complete the tasks assigned by Tokugawa Shinji. (√)

3. Learn all the information about the castle ruins from Tokugawa Shinji. (√)

4. Get the Heavenly God Armor Ares.(√)

5.Leave the ruins of the gods.(√)

Um?

Li Guanqi was startled.

By the way, when did the third, fourth, and fifth mission requirements appear? I just saw them now...

Mission reward:

1. The address of the Temple of War - Violet Empire, Aldo Province, at the bottom of Ariel Lake.

"Um?!"

Li Guanqi's eyes narrowed.

The Temple of War, the first master of Ares, the address of the temple of the God of War!

Is this the reward for this mission? So, he can make another big jump in strength just like he did when he absorbed the remaining divine power of the Ice Temple!

Wait, the mission reward is this, that means...

"Ares?"

Li Guanqi asked in his mind: "Don't you remember the address of your first master's temple?"

"I can't remember."

Ares quickly responded, "I guess, maybe you have to wait until you reach the Nine Palace level and help me unblock the ninth floor before the corresponding memory can be restored."

"oh……"

Li Guanqi nodded lightly.

To the Jiugong level?

No need to wait so long.

——The Violet Empire, Aldo Province, and the bottom of Ariel Lake.

This is the address of the Temple of War!

But... violet?

Li Guanqi thought for a while, and finally decided to go to the Tulip Empire first. After finding the Tulip Queen and pulling the Big Dipper, he would then go to the Violet Empire to absorb divine power in the temple and improve his strength.

"Master, this seems to be the Daluo Dynasty."

Ares suddenly spoke up.

After all, he left the castle ruins 300 years ago and lived in Daluo for a long time with the Yun family, one of the Eight Kingdoms of Daluo. He only returned to the castle ruins last year. He is extremely familiar with the architecture and clothing style of the Daluo Dynasty.

It is said that Ares returned to the ruins of the castle less than a year ago, and now he was brought out again by Li Guanqi.

"Ares, the armor mimics it and turns into an ordinary Daluo robe, and then helps me cover up my aura."

Li Guanqi said calmly in his mind.

"yes."

As soon as Ares finished speaking, the platinum Mingguang Armor on Li Guanqi's body flashed white, and then transformed into a blue-gray Daluo robe. His aura was completely restrained, like an ordinary mortal.

Ares' breath-condensing ability is stronger than the "Sealing Art", and it can also cover up spiritual power.

After getting Ares, Li Guanqi no longer had any worries. He didn't have to worry about being seen as a fellow practitioner of martial arts or magic.

"Old sir."

Li Guanqi walked along the mountain path and slowly came to the entrance of the mountain village. He asked an old man in gray robe who was sitting there with a book in his arms and basking in the sun with his eyes closed: "I lost my way in the mountains. I don't know."

Where is this place? In which state is it located, and under the jurisdiction of which county?"

"oh?"

The old man opened his eyes, looked at Li Guanqi with his cloudy eyes, and narrowed his eyes slightly.

Lost in the mountains?

If you get lost in the mountains, how can you ask which state this is...

However, the old man did not ask any more questions and just said with a smile: "This is Xuzhou, Huangye Village under the jurisdiction of Changwei County. Young man, where do you live? I am the head of Huangye Village. You can ask for help."

If you lead the way, at least it won't be a problem to lead him out of the mountain."

"Xuzhou, Changwei County..."

Li Guanqi murmured to himself, and then asked aloud in his mind: "Ares, you are familiar with the Daluo Dynasty. Do you know where there is a transnational teleportation array nearby where you can sit?"

"There is one in Changwei County."

Ares said calmly.

"Old village chief."

Li Guanqi looked at the old man and asked with a smile: "I don't know how to get to Changwei County? Just point in the direction."

"All the way east."

The old village chief holds the book in his right hand and points to the place where the sun rises.

"Thank you, old sir."

Li Guanqi nodded, then turned and left.

He was looking for the teleportation field not to go to the Tulip Empire, nor to return to the Sakura Shogunate.

If you want to go back to the Sakura Shogunate, just ask Shunku to open a portal in place.

Even if I want to go to the Tulip Empire... I can't.

According to the simulation, the teleportation field he found in the Daluo Dynasty this time could not go to the Tulip Empire. Moreover, after returning to the Sakura Shogunate, various teleportation fields also showed that the universal teleportation array leading to the Tulip Empire was malfunctioning.

And it was not repaired within 10 days.

Something obviously went wrong.

Li Guanqi wanted to go to the teleportation field of the Daluo Dynasty to ask about the situation, and then go back to the Sakura Shogunate to ask about the situation at the teleportation field of the Sakura Shogunate. He would take a look at the situation of the two countries together before making a judgement.

Tulip Empire...cannot teleport?