Global Weirdness: I Can Simulate Ahead

"Holy shit!"

Li Guanqi looked at the Tulip Queen who was taking off her skirt in front of him, and his eyes suddenly widened. He ignored the shock and shouted in his mind: "Shunkong! Quick, teleport me out!"

"Buzz——"

As soon as he finished speaking, gold and silver light erupted all over his body. A gold and silver bracelet also appeared on the wrist of his left hand, and strong spatial fluctuations appeared all over his body.

"oh?"

Seeing this scene, Isabel looked surprised, "No wonder the cultivation speed is so fast. It turns out that in addition to the mission rewards, there are also artifacts nearby, but...how can there be such a coincidence in the world?"

"What?"

Li Guanqi was stunned.

But then, he noticed something was wrong - why did it take so long?!

Looking at Isabel who was getting closer and closer, constantly unbuttoning her long skirt, Li Guanqi, who was leaning against the door with no way to escape, almost cried.

You can't escape even if you break the wall. There is a Jiugong-level magician standing outside, and the one inside is also a Jiugong-level demon-hunting knight!

The only hope is Shunkong.

"Fuck! Shunkong, what are you doing standing there on horseback?! Get me away quickly!"

"Fuck! I would also like to ride a horse..."

However, Shunkong's voice at this time was also full of tears.

"Is it her?"

Ares's voice sounded, "Machete, is this aura her? What a coincidence... Uh, by the way, has your memory been unblocked to this point? Do you still remember it?"

"Remember."

The voice of the magic knife then sounded, "Qiao? There are only nine palaces in the world. As the king of a country, it is inevitable that the Tulip Queen holds a divine weapon. But it is true to say Qiao. After all... who would have thought that this

The artifact in the Queen's hand is actually her."

"Hey, hey, what riddles are you playing?!"

Li Guanqi's heart skipped a beat.

"Shunku actually has a wife."

Demon Knife's voice was full of smiles, "Shunkong's name means instant space teleportation, and after his creator accidentally created him, he was inspired to create another artifact.

Shunkong's ability is teleportation.

And the ability of that artifact is to prohibit teleportation.

She can stabilize space fluctuations within a certain range, preventing space cracks from being born, and thus making it impossible to teleport.

Her name is Jingkong, which means the stillness of space.

But she likes when we call her to be quiet.

Hahahahahaha, Shunkong, your wife is here, I guess you must want to find a place to 'quietly' now, right?"

"I miss your mom!!!"

Shunkora's response was to curse loudly without tears.

Obviously, his wife did not have good memories for him.

"Master, Master! You need to get on your horse and think of a way! I can't activate teleportation with that tigress here, and I can't run away by myself! You need to get on your horse and think of a way quickly!!!"

"Ah...it's finished."

Li Guanqi's face was full of despair.

Now he really wants to find a place to be quiet.

because.

Space really stopped.

He has now completely lost the ability to move, as if he has fallen into extreme "space stagnation", unable to move at all, or even blinking or closing his eyes.

At this moment, he could only watch the Tulip Queen a few steps away, slowly unbuttoning the last button and taking off the entire dress, revealing her beautiful fair body and the exquisitely crafted luxurious white lace underwear.

.

"My artifact has found her lover."

Isabel approached Li Guanqi, raised her right hand, stretched out a white green jade finger, raised his chin, and chuckled: "Thank you, I have been helping her find a lover since she quietly recovered her memory in 4870."

, and now, because of you, she has found it.

Then...watch chess."

The Queen got closer to Li Guanqi and breathed into his ear, "Can you help me too?"

"Isn't this bad, Your Highness the Queen?"

Li Guanqi looked desperate.

He has already begun to think about how to ask for Mengyao's forgiveness after returning to the real world.

This situation is also forced to be helpless. The considerate Mengyao should be able to understand...right?

What a yarn!

"Her Royal Highness the Queen!"

Li Guanqi decided to make the final struggle. Although he couldn't move his body, he still said through soul transmission: "If we want to establish a close relationship, we can be good friends. There is no need to be so direct. And if you do it like this, your chastity will...

You, you...this is unreasonable, and my master doesn’t want it, right?!"

"That's your misunderstanding."

The corner of Isabel's mouth curled up slightly, "For those of us who have lived for hundreds of years, this kind of thing is just a trivial matter. In fact, in the more than four hundred years of your romantic master's life, the women he slept with in his bed...

Maybe more beautiful than any woman you have ever seen in your life... ah no.

There should be more than any female creature you have ever seen.

And me?

There is a place in the castle called the Happy Palace. Although it has been closed for many years, in the past, handsome men from all over the world were kept there all year round. There was a quota of 100 people, and they were changed collectively every month for my entertainment.

The men I have slept with are definitely not as many as the women your master has slept with, probably not even one third.

But at least, I should have slept with more men in my hundreds of years than you, a kid, have ever seen in your life.

Watch chess, you are still too young.

Your concept of these physiological matters is still in the stage of a child.

Only children care about this.

You will understand after you live another hundred or two hundred years."

Isabel looked at Li Guanqi, her beautiful golden eyes curled into a pair of crescent moons with a smile, "Your master and I don't care."

Depend on……

Li Guanqi was completely desperate.

Master, it turns out that you nobles are so playful...

"Thanks."

Suddenly, the Tulip Queen held Li Guanqi's face with her right hand and looked seriously into his eyes, "If I establish a close connection with you and there is a real chance of being resurrected to that world after death, then I won't be afraid anymore."

"The war is about to begin."

"And I am no longer afraid of death."

"Even, there is a hint of expectation."

Um?

Li Guanqi was stunned.

"Thank you, Guanqi."

Isabel lowered her head for a kiss, and her red lips collided with Li Guanqi's lips and teeth.

Then, the ruler of the Tulip Empire, Her Royal Highness the Queen, who is said to be "beautiful enough to overwhelm a 30,000-meter sea of ​​flowers", threw Li Guanqi to the ground.

The night is dark and the moon is as bright as frost.

The room was dimly lit and there were many figures.

…

…

A sleepless night.

The bright moon hangs high, and then the sun rises in the east.

When the clouds and mist in the sky gradually dispersed, and a touch of fish belly white appeared, the melodious sounds in the room that lasted all night gradually subsided.

"Ah, it's daybreak."

On the big bed, Her Royal Highness the Queen, who was naked, lifted up the wet sheets, stepped forward with her slender legs, walked from the bed to the window sill, stretched her limbs, and looked at the sun in the east through the large floor-to-ceiling windows.

Looking at the beautiful scenery, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he seemed to be in a good mood.

The morning sun shone down, making her golden waist-length hair look even brighter, and also made her snow-white body look whiter and translucent.

Li Guanqi was still lying on the bed, holding the sheets with both hands to cover his body, looking at the white ceiling with exquisite carvings, his face filled with despair.

He never thought that he would have a relationship with another woman besides Mengyao.

He never thought that the purpose of this woman doing this kind of thing to him was actually to obtain the opportunity of [Resurrection].

Li Guanqi looked at the ceiling and thought for a long time, but he still couldn't figure out whether he was betraying his master...

Well, it shouldn’t count, right?

First, he himself was forced.

Secondly, Wang Xiu has put aside reality and lived a small life with Takeda Kosai, so he still cares about what the Tulip Queen did?

By the way, when he leaves here, he must enter the simulator and ask the guy in the Heart of Time and Space why he made his own decisions and ignored such an important thing?!

The situation that was mentioned in a few words in the simulator, but so many things are happening at this moment!

Dry!

He was really fucked this time.

"Hey, watch the chess game."

At this time, Isabel, who was standing by the window, suddenly turned around, looked at him on the bed and smiled: "It was a very happy night, wasn't it? Anyway, I was very happy. After giving birth to Xiaoxuan, I ordered the happiness to be turned off.

Palace, now that I think about it... hmm, this kind of thing is still very beautiful, it seems it's time to restart that place."

"..."

Li Guanqi was speechless.

"Buzz——"

Isabel waved her hand casually, and white-gold light shone all over her body, condensing on her body and turning into a luxurious and exquisite long dress, showing the nobility of the queen.

Li Guanqi looked at her move and was slightly startled.

"Um?"

Seeing that Li Guanqi kept looking at her, Isabel couldn't help but tilt her head slightly and chuckled: "Hey, what are you looking at? You haven't had enough fun all night? How about I take off my skirt again?"

"No, it's not."

Li Guanqi quickly explained.

He just looked at the Queen's movements and thought of something.

"Ares, when did you shrink last night?!"

Li Guanqi looked at a small black dot on his left shoulder and shouted in his mind, "If you insist on protecting my body, maybe the Queen will give up!"

This black spot is actually the result of the Heavenly God's Armor.

The silver-white light armor he wore yesterday was a mimic of the Heavenly God's armor, but last night... how did Isabel take off the light armor?

It didn't take off at all, it was the Heavenly Divine Armor that shrunk first by itself!

"What..."

Ares's helpless voice sounded, "I'm afraid that if I don't understand, this eldest sister will kill me directly. I will unblock the eighth floor now, but I can't stop the power of the Nine Palaces."

"..."

Li Guanqi was speechless for a moment.

This seems to be the case...

"What about Shunku?"

Li Guanqi thought about this matter again, "Isn't there a magical weapon 'Jingkong' on the queen? That magical weapon is Shunkong's wife? What's going on now?"

"God knows."

The voice of the magic knife sounded, "This guy and Jingjing seemed to be talking about something, and then Jingjing seemed to be possessed by love. She looked sweet and silly, saying she would wait here for him to come back.

"

"ah?"

Li Guanqi was stunned.

"Whether it's a human being or an artifact, if you want to live well, you have to rely on your mouth..."

Shunkong sighed softly.

However, what exactly the content of this guy's private chat with the artifact named "Jingkong" is ultimately an unsolvable puzzle, and neither Li Guanqi nor the artifacts know.

But that’s fine.

Li Guanqi was worried at first that Queen Tulip would force him to hand over Shunkong for the sake of her family's peace.

Of course, there is another way to reunite Jingjing and Shunkong.

For example, let the Queen give Jingjing to him.

But Li Guanqi has never had any delusions, after all, he is not a person who likes to dream...

"Still not getting up?"

At this time, the Tulip Queen, who was wearing a long dress and standing by the window, glanced at Li Guanqi lying on the bed with a half-smile, "Do you like wet sheets so much? Or do you like the smell? Hey, little guy, yours

His hobbies are very perverted, even more extreme than your master's."

"well……"

Facing the Queen's teasing, Li Guanqi just sighed helplessly.

He opened the quilt, got out of bed, took out a set of black clothes from the space necklace and put it on, looking at Isabel with a complicated expression, "Her Royal Highness, I have something to say first. I said before that I am not sure, even if you...

…Well, even if you establish a relationship with me in this way, it doesn’t mean that you can be [resurrected].”

"That's enough."

Isabel waved her hand, then looked at Li Guanqi and said with a smile: "Guanqi, if you are an ordinary person, and you have to jump off the cliff, but there is a parachute beside you that is not good or bad, then you should use it or not.

What? If you don’t use it, you’ll miss it. If you use it, you won’t suffer any loss.”

Li Guanqi was stunned.

Yes.

The Tulip Queen has lived for hundreds of years. For immortals like her, sleeping with a man is a normal thing. There is no need to think about it. No matter if it is real or fake, she will not suffer any loss if she sleeps with him once.

Um?

No, the Queen's words have a deeper meaning. She means...

"The next big battle?!"

Li Guanqi walked up to Isabel and looked at her solemnly, "Her Royal Highness, are you saying that in the coming war, even a king like you may die in battle?"

"Possibility of dying in battle?"

When Isabel heard this, she burst into laughter, as if she had heard some big joke.

After laughing for a while, the beautiful smile on her face gradually faded, and she turned to look out the window indifferently, overlooking the early morning street scene of the imperial capital, "Instead of the possibility of dying in battle, you should ask, in the face of the next war, will I

What are the chances of survival?"

"So serious?!"

Li Guanqi's expression changed drastically.

"What is going to happen next is far more serious than you imagine. It will be a world-class war sweeping across all countries in the world."

Isabel said softly.

"Then why?"

Li Guanqi was puzzled and couldn't help but wonder, "Why does the Tulip Empire have to cooperate with the new school of magicians to be the first to be the first to do this? According to the trend in recent years, I always thought that I would be the first to join forces with the new school of magicians to attack the Conjuration Academy.

Yes, it should be the Violet Empire."

“Sometimes, it’s not about doing it, but having to do it.”

Isabel looked at Li Guanqi and said softly: "Little guy, let me test you. Who are the most powerful forces in this era?"

"Daluo Dynasty and Violet Empire?"

Li Guanqi hesitated.

"..."

Isabel was speechless for a moment, "That's true, but why not lower the standard a little more and get a few more places?"

After a pause, the queen continued: "There are actually five most powerful forces in the world today.

The Dragon of the East - Daluo Dynasty.

Western Overlord - Violet Empire.

Flower Paradise - Tulip Empire.

The inheritance of spells—the academy of spells.

A new school of magicians—Magician Academy.

If we really talk about it, there are only five forces in the world that can be ranked first.

In fact, there used to be a sixth one, the Grassland Alliance - Ayabel, but it can no longer be counted because the alliance is almost broken, the Beimang Royal Court has been weak for many years, and the major orc tribes are fighting openly and secretly, and they have really started to fight.

The internally divided grassland has lost its fighting power.

Therefore, the only overlord of the world in the future will only be born among our five forces.

And within us, there is one of the biggest factors of instability.”

Having said this, Isabel looked at Li Guanqi and chuckled: "Little guy, let me test you again, what is this unstable factor? If you can answer it, I will be impressed by you. Of course, if you can't answer it, our topic will be

That’s it for now, there is no need to continue talking to people who don’t understand things like the world structure.”

"Hmm...is he the Great Luo Shen Wu Emperor?"

After some thought, Li Guanqi slowly said: "There is no doubt about the power of the Daluo Dynasty, there is no doubt about the power of the Ying family, and the strength of the contemporary Luo Emperor, the Daluo Shenwu Emperor himself, needs no elaboration in words.

However, the Ying family was short-lived.

Within the dynasty, the Eight Kingdoms Pillars are ready to move, and they seem to be plotting to usurp the throne.

Now, Emperor Luo is nearly 90 years old. According to the characteristic of the Ying family, which does not live to a hundred years, the day of his death will be within these few years.

But although the current Daluo Prince is not a waste, and is not bad compared with the previous princes, there is nothing he can do... The fault is not with him, the fault is that the Eight Kingdoms family has completely gained momentum and is extremely ambitious, and the prince has not been able to control it at all.

The ability of the eight pillars.

Once Emperor Luo dies, it is very likely that the Eight Kingdoms Pillar will completely reveal its mask, start a civil war, and plot the imperial dragon throne.

But once the situation really evolves into this, your Tulip Empire and the Violet Empire will not sit idly by and take advantage of the civil war in Daluo to completely annex it.

Luo Di must not like to see this situation.

And he was so strong, so strong that he could fight against many strong men in the parliament alone in the capital city of the Violet Empire. He treated the Nine Palaces as if they were nothing and could come and go as he pleased.

So, Her Majesty the Queen, the answer to your question is him.

The most unstable factor is the old man in the east.

The Shenwu Emperor who is about to die of old age."

At the end, Li Guanqi's tone gradually changed from hesitation at the beginning to affirmation. Looking at the beautiful face of Queen Tulip, he said seriously: "No one knows that the powerful Emperor Wu of the Great Luo Shen will do what he did before his death.

What a crazy thing."

"Very good."

Isabel smiled brightly, "It seems that you are not a child, at least you can see this superficial thing. If I give you more information, maybe you can come up with a more accurate conclusion."

"Um?"

Li Guanqi frowned, "Her Royal Highness, there is something in your words."

"It doesn't hurt to tell you."

Isabel turned her head and looked out of the floor-to-ceiling window at the street scene of the Imperial City. She murmured softly: "You know that Emperor Wu of the Great Luo Shen is very strong, but you don't know how terrifying that old devil is. It's so terrifying that you can't afford any resistance."

idea.”

"The Violet Empire doesn't believe it, and many people don't believe it, but I believe it, and so does the Council of Elders."

"We are convinced that the contemporary Emperor of Daluo definitely has the force to destroy an entire Western empire by himself!"

"The reason why our Tulip Empire chose to join forces with the new school of magicians and be the first to challenge the School of Magic is to avoid being targeted by Luo Emperor, who is about to pass away!"