Global Weirdness: I Can Simulate Ahead

"Boy, wake up!"

Um?

Whose voice...

"wake up!"

Oh, it's Hades.

Pluto's voice exploded in his mind, directly waking up Li Guanqi who was unconscious, and also quickly restored his consciousness.

"What, the situation..."

Li Guanqi covered his head with a splitting headache, slowly sat up, then opened his eyes and looked around.

Giant tree.

As far as the eye can see from this place, there is an endless forest of giant trees. The thick and majestic trees are often hundreds of meters tall, and their lush and extremely green leaves directly block the sky on the other side.

There seemed to be a series of treehouses built on tree trunks deep in the woods.

And now, he was sitting on a small piece of grass.

There are no trees within dozens of meters around, only green grass and fragrant red flowers, with many beautiful butterflies flying among the flowers.

"Um?"

Li Guanqi looked down at his empty hands. He was stunned for a moment, and then asked with a look of astonishment on his face, "Where's my wreath?!"

"Master, look at your head."

Suddenly, a sudden voice sounded.

Li Guanqi then looked up.

There is nothing, his empty grassland is not covered by trees, so he can see the blue sky and white clouds.

But the question is what does Shunkong want him to see?

"Fuck, you are really stupid..."

Pluto made a complicated voice, "Can you see your own head when your grandma raises her head? I'm beginning to doubt the correctness of cooperating with you."

"ah?"

Li Guanqi was startled, but soon realized that Shunkong and Pluto didn't mean to ask him to look at the sky above him, but only to look at his "head".

"Buzz——"

He released his soul power and scanned, taking a 360° panoramic view.

Now he finally saw it.

Above his head, there was actually a string of flower headbands that emitted bright green light, just like the halo of light above the head of an angel, moving with the swing of his head.

"What happened?"

Li Guanqi was a little curious.

"The transmission is over, or...the transmission channel collapsed."

Shunkong replied: "Master, the reason why you were unconscious at that time and the reason why you felt the dizziness in your soul is that the transmission channel was forced to collapse due to external force, and that external force was quite terrifying. After all, it could directly destroy your seven...

The souls at the peak level were stunned, which is definitely not a trivial matter.

However, at the same time that your teleportation channel collapsed, the garland in your hand suddenly glowed, then flew above your head and turned into a halo, sending you directly into another teleportation channel.

This should be what Saoirse said - holding the garland in hand, you will reach the Elf Forest safely.

Because even if there is an error in the transmission, Garland will help you re-transmit it.

After this second teleportation ends, you will appear on this grassland.

Then Pluto woke you up immediately, and you were not unconscious for long from beginning to end, only ten seconds."

"Where's Miss Saoirse?"

Li Guanqi asked.

"It should be fine."

Shunkong hesitated slightly, "When you were sent into the second transmission channel by the wreath, I noticed that Saoirse seemed to have regained consciousness. For a Jiugong-level magician, there are many situations where transmission errors occur.

It could threaten her life.

So Saoirse should be fine.

If something really happens, there is only one possibility, which is what you two discussed before... teleport directly and randomly to the headquarters of the Conjuring Academy."

"That's ridiculous."

Li Guanqi waved his hand, "Even if you drink water and stuff your teeth, you won't be so unlucky."

"so……"

He lifted himself up from the ground and stood on the grass full of flowers. He turned his head and looked into the deepest part of the giant forest. A hint of longing appeared in his blue eyes, "I've arrived? This is the Elf of the Tulip Empire."

Forest? Home of the tulip elves!”

"Master, you seem to be very admired, why?"

Shunkong said doubtfully.

"Maybe young men in the 21st century have a unique fetish for beautiful female elves with pointed ears."

At this time, Demon Sword suddenly said, "After all, the Western god who created the elves, like the master, is a human being born in the 21st century."

"It can be said to be an elf, but isn't it actually a human of different blood who was specially transformed into this appearance? I don't understand."

Shunkong is still puzzled.

"I know, I know!"

Xiaoxue, who rarely participated in the gossips of the artifacts, actually made a soft and excited voice at this time, "In the past year of Transcendence, when the owner was still living in Yucheng Community, there were many comics about elf heroines on the bookshelf in the room.

, and the computer wallpaper is also a sexy black-skinned female elf with super big breasts, the owner must like the female elf very much!"

"..."

Li Guanqi suddenly blushed and covered his face in shame, "Okay, Xiaoxue, there is no need to say this kind of thing. You and I are the first. This is a little secret between us. Don't let it go out any more..."

"Click."

Suddenly, a crisp sound of a dead branch being trampled was heard not far behind, directly interrupting Li Guanqi's conversation with the artifacts in his mind.

Someone is behind!

Li Guanqi turned his back to the source of the sound and frowned slightly.

The source of the sound was about thirty meters away from him. It was so close. How could he not sense it in advance?

With doubts and vigilance, Li Guanqi slowly turned his head and followed the sound.

Standing next to a few red flowers thirty meters away, was a slender, pure and beautiful girl wearing green cloth armor and holding a black long bow.

There is absolutely no flaw in her appearance. She is a face that is so perfect that it is difficult to describe in words.

Her golden, waist-length hair fluttered gently in the breeze, and her skin was whiter than snow, with a rosy complexion and a moist skin that could be broken by a blow.

And on her beautiful face, those moist and beautiful eyes like emeralds were looking at Li Guanqi, blinking like stars, full of confusion and curiosity.

and……

Pointed ears.

This innocent beauty with blonde hair and blue eyes has a pair of pointed ears.

[Level 4 Elf Archer]

Elf!

The moment he saw this beautiful elf, countless adjectives immediately came to Li Guanqi's mind.

But in the end, those gorgeous adjectives were slightly overshadowed by this female elf.

Is this the legendary handsome elf with almost perfect appearance...

Li Guanqi looked at the female elf and couldn't help but be a little stunned for a moment.

However, human aesthetics are different, and it’s not just about the face, but also about the body.

This female elf actually has a good figure, over 1.6m tall, slim and slender, with a rather perky butt.

But at least for Li Guanqi, this pure female elf still has some flaws, because she is too peaceful, and her mind is not spectacular enough. He personally likes to be more open-minded...

"Are you human?"

The elf blinked his big eyes and suddenly said something in Western to Li Guanqi.

"Eh?"

The expression on Li Guanqi's face froze.

What?

The voice of this female elf... why is it the voice of a male boy?!

Grass!

This guy is not a pure and beautiful girl, but a handsome boy.

This elf is a man!

"Hello, human."

The elf looked at Li Guanqi, with a sunny smile on his face. He put his black bow behind his back, and then performed a strange etiquette towards him - bending down slightly, folding the fingers of his hands together, and then touching the center of his eyebrows with his fingertips.

It should be a meeting gift for the elves.

"My name is Osel Hallfried Undertall Tulip."

The elf boy raised his head, chuckled and said, "Isn't the elf name a bit long for you humans? Haha, in fact, just call me Osel. This is my own name."

"Hello..."

Li Guanqi looked at his so beautiful androgynous face, with mixed emotions, but he still forced a smile and nodded, "My name is Li Guanqi, uh... you can call me Guanqi, this is also my own name, I

From the Eastern Continent.”

"You can see it."

The elf boy Osel smiled and nodded, then raised his finger and pointed at Li Guanqi's face. His green eyes were full of novelty, "The faces of Easterners are very different from our elves. This is the first time I have seen it with my own eyes."

Well, in the past, I could only read illustrations in books."

"Hey, are all Orientals really 2 meters tall?!"

Suddenly, Osel suddenly approached Li Guanqi, raised his right hand with longing, and gestured on top of his head, "You are almost two meters tall, right?! Then, aren't all of you Orientals giants?"

Ah, do you Asians also have to make your door very high? Do your ceilings also have to be very high? Otherwise you will hit your head, right? Is that so?”

As he spoke, the elf boy's pointed ears twitched slightly.

"Forehead……"

Li Guanqi was made somewhat psychologically uncomfortable by his sudden approach.

He doesn't mind being approached enthusiastically by male teenagers.

I don't mind being approached enthusiastically by a beautiful sister.

But he was really a little bit concerned about being approached by a male boy who looked like a beautiful sister... To be honest, it was so weird. Even the male-looking Taoist priest Lin didn't look as female as Osel.

"East, Eastern people are also divided into countries and ethnic groups."

Li Guanqi forced a smile and gently pushed Osel away. "For example, Daluo people are indeed very tall, but except for the different-blood families, they are generally only over 1.8 meters tall. Only the different-blood families can easily get taller."

Two meters.

There are also Nanjiang and Sakura Shogunate in the East. Although their different blood families are also two meters on average, ordinary people are only about 1.6 to 1.7 meters, which is not much different from you elves..."

"Eh..."

Osel looked at Li Guanqi, as if he suddenly understood, and nodded slightly.

Li Guanqi smiled helplessly.

Due to the characteristics of different blood, humans of different blood are generally very tall. Men are 1.9 to 2 meters tall, and women are basically 1.8 meters tall.

After all, elves are also humans of different blood, but perhaps because the elves' different blood was transformed by the Western god, the height of the elves is not so tall. The average male is about 1.7 meters, and the female is 1.6 meters.

This elf boy seems to care about this very much.

But Li Guanqi is more concerned about another point than his height.

He looked down at Osel, his eyes narrowed slightly.

[Level 4 Elf Archer]

How could he not notice the sudden approach of a mere fourth-level person?

"I have a question that I'm curious about."

Li Guanqi smiled at Osel, "I heard that elves like straightforward personalities, so I won't mince words. May I ask how you came so close to this place just now without letting me notice?"

"Because of my superpower."

Osel smiled cheerfully, showing a row of big white teeth, "The power I awakened two years ago is [Sorrow Forest]. As long as it is in the forest of elves where I was born, I can blend into the forest, unless you are the same."

Elf, otherwise no matter how high your cultivation level is, you will not be able to discover me."

"I see."

Li Guanqi nodded lightly.

Things like superpowers and natural spells are illogical "gifts from heaven". If you look closely at the principle, even the gods from the old era would slap the table and scream, so he is not surprised by this [Rongsen]

The power of supernatural powers.

But this power is really terrifying. Even at his seven-star level, he was unable to detect this mere fourth-level elf.

At the same time, Osel's words just now also revealed his age.

The awakening of elves' powers occurs at the age of 12, and he awakened his powers two years ago, which means that Osel is as old as he looks, about 14 years old.

But, is that really the case?

Of course, we cannot rule out the possibility that Osel deliberately lied and used words to mislead him, pretending to be young and lowering his psychological defense.

But this possibility... seems to have little motivation?

"..."

Thinking of this, Li Guanqi suddenly shook his head helplessly.

I don't know since when, the silly and naive high school student at the beginning has now become an "old man" who immediately starts to assume the worst when meeting strangers.

"Watching chess."

At this time, Osier looked at Li Guanqi with a smile on his face, "Can I call you that? You just asked me to call you that, right?"

"Um."

Li Guanqi smiled and said, "If you ask me to call you by your name, then I will naturally let you call me by my name."

"Then, the wreath on your head should be the blessing of our high priest, right?"

Osel pointed to the string of green-light flower rings on Li Guanqi's head, and said with admiration: "This is my first time seeing this. I heard that every human being who can receive the blessing of the high priest has important needs.

The distinguished guests discussing with the high priest need to be treated with the highest etiquette...Eh?!"

As he said that, he seemed to realize something, looked at Li Guanqi and said quickly: "Guanqi, since you have the blessing of the high priest, you must have something important to do in our Elf Forest. I will take you to see the high priest now, right?"

"

"really."

Li Guanqi nodded lightly.

At the same time, he frowned slightly.

This place is very strange. He has discovered it just now - the power of the soul cannot be released beyond the 100-meter radius in this forest.

In other words, he could not directly scan the entire forest through soul scanning to find the location of the gathering place of elves.

But it's normal to think about it. It should be a formation arranged by the elves to prevent others from prying.

"Watch chess, this way, this way!"

With an excited smile on his face, Osel ran towards the depths of the giant forest and smiled at Li Guanqi: "Humans want to teleport to the Elf Forest, but often the teleportation goes wrong and they fall into unknown places, so

The high priest has long said that if we scouts can find humans and bring them back, we will be rewarded."

"That's it..."

Li Guanqi kept up with him and flew quickly through the forest of giant trees. He asked curiously: "By the way, scout? Are you a scout of the elves? But why do you need scouts? Are there any enemies of the elves?"

"There must be."

Osel smiled and said, "Our Elf Forest is not an unrestrained divine domain. There are also many monsters and cursed spirits here. The task of us scouts is to search for these enemies and then report back to the settlement to alert the tribesmen.

of."

"oh……"

Li Guanqi narrowed his eyes slightly, moved his gaze downward, and glanced at Osel's abdomen.

This elf archer was wearing a set of green cloth armor. Except for the leather armor covering the shoulders, chest, elbows and knees, the rest of the body was covered in gray and white clothing.

The abdomen is no exception.

Osel's abdomen was covered with clothes, but through this layer of fabric, Li Guanqi felt the breath of the Law of Light, along with the faint smell of blood and burning.

This smell has obviously been covered up by special methods. Let alone ordinary people, even five-element-level alien-blooded humans probably can't smell it.

But Li Guanqi’s physical body is lv.70!

His senses were extremely well developed, and no matter how deeply Osel concealed himself, his sense of smell was still keen to smell these smells.

There were wounds on Osel's abdomen.

Burned by the Law of Light, a wound that has not healed yet with the physique of a fourth-level alien blood elf?

Burns?

Using the law of light to cause burns?

Normal creatures will not be burned when hit by the pure law of light...

Li Guanqi's azure eyes flashed with a flash of brilliance.

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