Global Weirdness: I Can Simulate Ahead

"Yes, dead."

In the crowded street, Li Guanqi and Lin Xianbai were sitting on the tables and chairs outside the coffee shop. Although they can be said to be global celebrities, the perception of the surrounding passers-by was affected and they were not at all.

Their existence cannot be seen.

Lin Xianbai looked at Li Guanqi opposite and said softly: "The news I got from the extraordinary person in World No. 1 is that in the early morning of September 16, New Era 4873, the Queen of the Tulip Empire, Isabel Elizabeth, was cursed

The Academy successfully assassinated in the palace gardens.

This was also a trigger, which further intensified the war between the Tulip Empire and the School of Magic. The two forces that were about to turn into a regular state of hostility began to get serious again.

After the Queen was assassinated, the Tulip Empire unilaterally issued a wanted bounty around the world.

——Any old-school magician who kills the Magic Academy can go to the embassy of the Tulip Empire to receive rewards. Depending on the level of cultivation, the rewards are also graded.

Moreover, grassroots magicians outside the old school can also use the head of an old school magician as a certificate of surrender to join the magician academy of the Tulip Empire and become a new school magician with a mountain behind them.

Because of this, the second round of the war between the Tulip Empire and the School of Magic began.

It can be said that it was entirely the death of the Tulip Queen that caused this phenomenon."

"..."

Hearing this, Li Guanqi narrowed his eyes slightly.

Isabel is dead.

A situation he had never imagined happened unexpectedly.

He thought that Isabel would die in the war, but he never thought that that woman would die so... hastily.

Assassinated in the back garden of his own palace?

Absolutely ridiculous.

Calculating the time, the woman died on September 16, 4873.

At the end of June, he accepted Luo Di's gift and entered the sleeping star-guiding state. It was not until he returned to reality in October that he fell asleep for another two months, and then he completely attracted the seven stars of the Ying family.

In other words, he was still sleeping when that woman Isabel was assassinated by the Conjuring Academy.

But where he fell asleep is unknown, but it should probably be in the Ayabel Prairie. After all, that's where he and Ying Xuan stayed last.

"There is a possibility."

Li Guanqi looked at Lin Xianbai and frowned slightly, "The first extraordinary person has the right to [Resurrection], now we have basically confirmed it.

But I still don’t know the absolute conditions for triggering [Resurrection]. I can only say... that the Tulip Queen may have been resurrected into reality."

"Are you trying to say that the one who helped us kill that Nine Palace-level whale was the Tulip Queen?"

Hearing this, Lin Xianbai looked thoughtful, "So, this may indicate that she is a kind-hearted person in the real world. Well, this may be a good thing. After all, according to rumors, the Tulip Queen

He is a Nine Palace level Dzogchen spellcaster, but this is also an unstable factor..."

"Wait, why aren't you surprised?"

Li Guanqi looked at him blankly, "Don't you want to ask why it is possible for the Tulip Queen to be resurrected?"

"I don't really care about the process."

Lin Xianbai looked calm, "I care more about the result of one thing than the process. The result is what you said, the Tulip Queen may be resurrected in reality. As for why it is possible... I am actually not very curious, but really

You can guess what you said."

"What did you guess?"

Li Guanqi was stunned.

"Have you slept with the Tulip Queen?"

Lin Xianbai said calmly, with a calm tone. Although it was a question, it was obvious that the Taoist priest was quite sure.

"Holy shit!"

Li Guanqi suddenly slapped the table and stood up. He looked at the Taoist Master Lin opposite him with disbelief on his face, "Are you a fortune teller?!"

"What kind of fortune teller is said to have guessed..."

Lin Xianbai smiled helplessly, and then said slowly: "However, although it is a guess, in fact, as long as you have enough information, you can deduce the conclusion closest to the truth.

First, let’s take a look at who are the people who have been resurrected to reality because of you.

Chi Xiaoxiao, Chi Shanhe, Wang Xiu, Takeda Yukisai.

What does Chi Xiaoxiao have to do with you?

For Xiao Xiao, she had almost no friends in the Conjuration Academy. You were the only friend she made before her death, and you spent her last days with her.

As for you, Li Guanqi, you are an only child. Although your parents have a harmonious relationship, you have lacked an emotional life between brothers and sisters since you were a child.

Because of this, for a sister-type friend like Chi Xiaoxiao, it is almost logical for you to develop feelings for her similar to that of a brother and sister.

The bond between brother and sister is very strong.

Therefore, relying on this bond with you, she may have been judged by the system as a "relative and friend of the extraordinary first person" or something, and then she was resurrected in reality.

So, what about Chishan River?

Um, I don't know this, I can't explain it. You and he are obviously in a life-and-death battle, so why would he be resurrected to reality? I can't figure it out no matter how hard I try.

Of course, if I have to say it, isn’t the enemy of life and death also a negative bond?

Oh, by the way, regarding the matter of Chishan River, Guanqi, you told me at the beginning that he later governed the northern wasteland for decades during the apocalypse, and had meritorious deeds. He was like a heroic figure.

I don't know about the apocalyptic wasteland or anything.

I can only say that according to our investigation, Chishanhe is now like a two-dimensional otaku in Switzerland. He is obsessed with animation culture, and then often picks up girls at comic exhibitions, rides on several boats, etc. Other than that,

He does things in a very orderly manner and always hides his cultivation... I'm going too far.

There are rewards for system tasks, and the extraordinary growth rate is very fast. Now the four-elephant level Chishan River is no longer a threat, so I won’t mention it.

jump over.

Then, only Wang Xiu and Takeda Kosai are left.

Who is Wang Xiu?

Your master taught you swordsmanship and has a master-disciple relationship with you, which is of course a bond.

As for how Takeda Kosai, a person you have never met before, was resurrected, if you have to say it, it should be because of Pan Wangxiu's relationship with him that he resurrected her along with him.

So, the conclusion emerges.

Although there are not enough cases, we can already infer a conclusion - if you want to trigger your [Resurrection] ability and be resurrected to reality, the premise should be that you are involved in a [Bond], and then there is the possibility of resurrection.

.

So, if the Tulip Queen can be resurrected into reality, it means that she is also bound to you.

What bond is it?”

Having said this, Lin Xianbai looked at Li Guanqi in front of him and said calmly: "Let's not mention the bond for now. Let's mention another thing first.

The Tulip Queen, as the ruler of a huge empire, must be aware of the existence of extraordinary beings and the real world. After all, there are so many extraordinary beings who have traveled to world No. 1, hundreds of thousands of them, and some of them will definitely be killed by the officials of the Tulip Empire.

Discover.

With the means of searching for souls, the memories of these discovered people cannot be hidden.

The Tulip Queen can definitely learn about the existence of the real world through their memories, as well as Wang Shu and Takeda Kosai who were resurrected to reality.

After all, when they faced the great witch Zhu of the Yu Dynasty in Egypt, they came to support him without any attempt to hide their identities.

In the satellite live broadcast, their figures have long been seen by people all over the world.

Then, Queen Tulip learned that Wang Xiu was alive in reality, so she followed the clues and traced them all the way. She found you, Li Guanqi, and learned that it was because of you that Wang Xiu could be resurrected.

Of course, I can't figure this part out.

I don’t quite understand how the Tulip Queen found you in this strange world, and how she was able to confirm your identity, so I’ll just skip it.

All in all, you meet the Tulip Queen.

Then, if the Tulip Queen wants to get the possibility of [Resurrection] from you, she will definitely ask you how you brought Wang Xiu back to life, and you can only answer truthfully.

Then with the wisdom of the Tulip Queen, she will definitely realize that she needs to establish a [bond] with you.

Which bond has the highest success rate?"

Speaking of this, Lin Xianbai leaned back on his chair and looked at Li Guanqi opposite, with a smile on his face, "Throughout the ages, the continuation of most living things is inseparable from mating and reproduction. For living creatures, the union of male and female is of course very important.

A layer of bondage.

And what about you?

He is tall, powerful and handsome, and he looks like a tall and handsome guy, especially the tall guy, which is very in line with the aesthetic orientation of the Tulip woman.

In addition, the Tulip Queen's romance is as well-known as her beauty, so she must not mind having sex with a handsome guy.

This is the premise.

Since as a woman, she doesn't actually mind having sex with handsome men, then in order to gain the possibility of [Resurrection], she will most likely choose to have sex with you forcibly, using this as a [Bond] to establish an intimate connection.

Male and female intercourse.

This bonding relationship is huge no matter how you say it.

Therefore, it is reasonable that the Tulip Queen can trigger your [Resurrection] ability."

At this point, Lin Xianbai snapped his fingers with his right hand, took out a glass of red wine out of thin air to moisten his throat, and then continued: "Of course, these are all speculations in the end. What really made me completely sure was your weird expression.

, the truth of the matter was almost written on his face.”

"..."

Li Guanqi was speechless, and then sighed, "I still don't know how to explain it to Mengyao."

"Wouldn't it be better to tell the truth?"

Lin Xianbai looked at him with a half-smile, "In my opinion, with your personality, you should be the one who was forcibly violated. You are the victim, aren't you?

If you say it a little more aggrievedly, maybe Ms. Han will still feel sorry for you about being violated.

Of course, the premise is not to let her know how beautiful the Tulip Queen is. After all, no one will sympathize with a man who is raped by a super beautiful woman."

"screw you."

Li Guanqi waved his hand helplessly.

The gloating smile on Lin Xianbai's face grew even brighter.

But Li Guanqi didn't know what he thought of, and the expression on his face gradually became serious.

"I have a senior sister."

After a long while, Li Guanqi looked down at the cup of coffee on the table, looking at his blurred face reflected in the brown water, and said in a deep voice:

"She is in the Wang family of the Daluo Dynasty, and now there is a civil war in Daluo. As one of the sixteen surnames in Daluo, she will definitely be involved in the war... It is very dangerous. With her cultivation speed, under normal circumstances, she is now

Breaking the Sky is only at the Liuhe level, which is not enough in this civil war."

"You want her to be qualified for resurrection."

Lin Xianbai understood immediately and said softly: "In this way, even if she dies in the war, she can be resurrected to the real world, but you are not sure whether she can trigger your [Resurrection] ability, right?"

"That should be okay, right?"

Li Guanqi looked at Lin Xianbai and said seriously: "She is my senior sister, and she once saved me in Moxie Gu Village in southern Xinjiang. Without her, I would have died. She is both my senior sister and my savior.

Is this bond deep enough? Is it enough to trigger the [Resurrection] ability?"

"What do you want to hear from me?"

Lin Xianbai looked calm, "You want to hear me say, 'Of course you can,' and then you can feel relieved, but...is it really okay?

From a chess perspective, we can only guess at the triggering of your [Resurrection] ability.

There are too few cases that can be used as a reference, and the cases are too strange. There are enemies like Akayama Gawa who are resurrected, and people like Takeda Kosai who have no contact with him are resurrected.

Bond?

Chi Xiaoxiao has a bond with you, so she was resurrected, that's true.

But, is it certain?

Are all the people who are bound, connected, and related to you 100% sure to be resurrected?

No, we actually don’t know about this yet.

Watching chess, facing this kind of life and death matter, it is difficult for me to say to you "of course", I can't do it.

All I can say is that just in case, you'd better find a way to increase the possibility of triggering the [Resurrection] ability, that is, continue to deepen the bond between you and your senior sister.

For example...like the Tulip Queen.

At least this case is accurate and clear enough."

"What?!"

Li Guanqi looked at Lin Xianbai with a strange expression on his face.

However, Lin Xianbai's expression was very serious.

"Watching chess."

Taoist Lin stood up, approached Li Guanqi, stretched out his right hand, grabbed his shoulder, and said seriously: "Brother, I have been extraordinary for five years. The era of talking about sex has long passed. What's more, this is life and death, life and death."

Ah, do you understand?!

What is the significance of male and female chastity in the face of life and death?

If you really miss a precious life for the sake of chastity between men and women, don't you think such a thing is very feudal, ignorant, and stupid?

Is it useful to regret then?

Don't let such a stupid thing happen to you, watch chess.

That’s all.

There are still many things to deal with in Penglai, so I’ll leave first.”

After saying that, Lin Xianbai raised his hand to tear open a crack in space, stepped into it, and left completely.

Outside the coffee shop, Li Guanqi was the only one sitting alone.

He held the cup of coffee that had already cooled down in his hand, lowered his head and remained motionless.

…

…

At night.

The sky was dark and it was raining lightly.

Nights in Yucheng are not monotonous.

The streets were hazy with rain and fog, and neon lights of various colors were flashing.

In the era of Extraordinary Five Years, in addition to the fact that people do not have mechanical prosthetics on their bodies, at night, when the various neon lights in the city light up, they actually have a bit of a "cyberpunk" flavor.

Li Guanqi was dressed in black and walked alone on the street without an umbrella. However, when the rain came close to him, it automatically tilted, as if it fell on an invisible air shield.

His pace was neither fast nor slow, and he was walking towards the "Xiu Zhai" Qing Bar at the end of the block.

Although Han Mengyao was still asleep and had no awareness of the outside world, he still chose to live there with his parents for the past two days to spend time with his family.

After all, in a few days, I will enter the strange world for the seventh time, and God knows when I will come back next time.

"Um?"

Suddenly, Li Guanqi stopped, looked at Xiuzhaiqing, which was not far away, only a few hundred meters away, and slowly turned his head.

Not far behind, in a dark alley, a slender figure holding a blue umbrella was looming.

As Li Guanqi looked intently, the figure gradually became clear—it was a tall woman wearing an ordinary blue and white sportswear.

The next moment, she slightly raised her umbrella, revealing a beautiful face.

Blonde, blue-eyed and unparalleled in beauty.

The Tulip Queen, Isabel Elizabeth.

"I knew it was you, Her Royal Highness the Queen."

Li Guanqi looked at her with complicated eyes.

"Why, aren't you very happy to see me resurrected?"

The corners of Isabel's mouth curled up slightly.

"No."

Li Guanqi shook his head slightly and said seriously: "It's a blessing to be alive."

"After all, I should thank you."

Isabel opened her long legs and walked slowly in front of him. She chuckled and said, "Without you, I would really be dead. The feeling of being killed is really uncomfortable."

"So how did you die?"

Li Guanqi's face was full of curiosity, "The queen was assassinated in the back garden of her own palace? Isn't this ridiculous?"

"Yeah, it's both ridiculous and ridiculous..."

As soon as these words came out, a chill suddenly appeared in Isabel's golden eyes, "In fact, this is why I came to see you tonight."

"Let's make a deal, Li Guanqi."

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