Global Weirdness: I Can Simulate Ahead

Chapter 678 The Past of the Sword God

"Hello……"

Suddenly, Li Guanqi's right index finger trembled slightly, and then he slowly opened his eyes, sat up, and said with a look of helplessness, "Pluto, I have only been away for a while, and you are slandering my reputation."

"Really or not? Did I slander you?"

Pluto's voice was a little suspicious, "So why did it take you several minutes to wake up?"

"What?"

Li Guanqi frowned and said in surprise: "I don't know what a few minutes. In my opinion, I just stepped into the golden tree hole one second, and then woke up the next second. As soon as I regained consciousness, I heard you

I'm talking about the knee pillow."

"Is there any delay in this thing?"

Shunkong's voice suddenly sounded, "You and Pluto entered the tree hole together, but Pluto woke up three minutes before you."

"Everything in the afterlife is very mysterious."

Pluto's voice was slightly deeper, "I can't see the composition and nature of the afterlife at all, and those people living in the afterlife. Of course they are not in a physical state, but they are definitely not soul bodies. Maybe...

Conscious body?”

"That sword god is a bit weird."

Shunkong said in a deep voice: "The gods don't know about resurrection, but he knew before his death that his body would be reshaped before his consciousness, and he could also make arrangements for his subconscious in advance, as well as the world after death.

The methods, these are all bizarre.”

"Has Hades told you all?"

Li Guanqi heard this and couldn't help asking.

"Pluto woke up before you, and he recounted everything." Shunkong replied.

"So do you know who the sword god is?"

Li Guanqi immediately began to ask questions.

"Um...he died too early, and I don't understand either."

Shunkong hesitated slightly, "But, I have a little tidbit that I heard from Mr. Fengshen before. I once heard Mr. Fengshen mention that the Sword God Gao Yulou is a pervert and likes baby lolita.

What he likes to do most is to go to the mortal world to find little human lolita, and every time he likes the little lolita, he will make the little lolita have white hair and double ponytails.

Oh, by the way, although I used the word 'loli', it was mainly because I couldn't find any other adjective for appearance.

In fact, the taste of the Sword God... is not restricted to men and women, as long as it is tender and young enough."

"White-haired lolita, men and women are not taboo?"

Hearing Shunkong's words, Li Guanqi raised his hand and touched his white hair with a strange look on his face.

"Don't worry, at least someone who is two meters tall can't be considered a lolita."

Seeing his reaction, Long Ji sitting next to him couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle.

"I haven't finished speaking yet."

Shunkong's voice sounded again, "Master Fengshen said that the Sword God is a pervert, not only because he likes lolita and has a taste for both men and women, but also because of the follow-up.

The Sword God... just like his name Gao Yulou, he is a handsome and elegant man.

Every time he goes down to earth to 'hunt', he never uses rough methods or actively expresses his love. Instead, he takes on various identities to induce Lolita to fall in love with him and be willing to abandon him for him.

Everything, he ran away from home and took the initiative to follow him.

After that, the Sword God would dress his target up with white hair and twin tails, and then really take action.

But this is not the end.

If it were just like this, Master Fengshen would still not call him a pervert.

The most perverted thing about the Sword God is that he only goes to bed with each target once after he succeeds.

After serving, he will start eating.

He will use the target's favorite cooking method to cook a delicious meal for the target, and then eat it alone at a candlelight dinner table with a knife and fork, accompanied by fine wine... without even leaving any bones.

"Grass!"

Hearing this, Li Guanqi suddenly couldn't hold himself any longer and stood up from the ground, his brows furrowed and his face full of discomfort, "This is so fucking perverted!"

"Just get used to it. Among the gods of the old era, this is actually not the most abnormal."

However, Pluto was very calm, "Old gods will not die of old age. After they live for a long time and get tired of the pleasure, there will always be some people who will develop all kinds of strange habits just for the sake of freshness.

For example, those people who study artificial sub-races, do you really think they are interested in academics?

You academic shit is just trying to excuse your own perverted habits. As for this sword god’s perverted habits... I’m not surprised at all.”

"Well, this habit actually has a reason."

Shunkong hesitated for a moment, and then said: "I heard what Master Fengshen said. I don't know whether it is true or not. Anyway, Master Fengshen said that the reason why the Sword God has this hobby is most likely due to an experience in his childhood.

It is said that when he was ten years old, he was abducted by a female demon species.

It was a leopard-bodied banshee, similar to a centaur, but their lower body was a leopard.

Most of the leopard-bodied banshees actually don't have much intelligence, otherwise they wouldn't be classified as demons.

But there are always individual variations. The leopard-shaped banshee who kidnapped the Sword God was different. Not only did she have the wisdom of an adult, she was also a gourmet and had extremely high requirements for meals.

The Sword God is very handsome, and he was very good-looking when he was a child... Well, I won't go into details, you can all guess it anyway.

In short, the leopard-bodied banshee captured the sword god just to vent her sexual desires.

In addition, every time the young sword god was vented by the leopard-shaped banshee, he would sit in a cage and watch helplessly as the leopard-shaped banshee professionally cooked and ate the captured humans.

So what did the young swordsman eat while he was captured?

When he was a child, he was not a god. He had to eat if he wanted to live.

I don't think that as a demon slave, he has any freedom to eat on his own. There is a high probability that he will just eat whatever the leopard-shaped banshee eats...

Later, the Legion of the God of Fire cleared the area, killed the intelligent leopard-body succubus, and then rescued the young sword god along the way.

The young swordsman was saved.

However, this childhood experience obviously had a very, very huge impact on the shaping of his character and hobbies, and it was a negative influence."

Having said this, Shunkong stopped and stopped talking.

"here we go again."

Pluto's voice was full of impatience, "It's this kind of plot again. Hateful people must be pitiful? This is no reason!"

"This is indeed no reason."

Longji, who was sitting on the ground, lowered his eyes and said softly: "But this is the normal state of the world. Of course, there are born evil people, but in comparison, most of them are acquired due to various experiences.

A changed villain.

Otherwise, the saying "Hateful people must be pitiful" would not be so widely circulated.

This is not a word invented by people, but a phenomenon summarized by people, which is frustrating."

"Okay, this is not the point we need to discuss."

Shunkong said slowly, "The key point is that the sword god Gao Yulou developed a perverted hobby because of this tragic childhood experience.

Although I have never really gotten along with the Sword God, Master Fengshen will not spread rumors.

In other words, all the things I just said are most likely true.

So the conclusion is... I don't think that a person with this kind of perverted hobby will be a kind god who loves peace and beauty, as Amul Khan said.

What's more, the reputation of the Sword God in the old era is that although there are no particularly bad deeds except for his perverted habits, no matter what, he has never been associated with "kindness".

So my attitude is, kill."

Shunkong's voice deepened, "If the sword god is going to be resurrected before his master becomes a god, then it's best to kill him directly and end everything."

"But he knows a lot of things."

Li Guanqi crossed his arms across his chest, leaned against the wall of the tomb passage, and said softly: "All the gods in the old era are unclear about the resurrection, but this sword god who died very early seems to know everything, and can even do it in advance.

Prepare for future resurrection.

If we can make him obedient, maybe we can get a lot of important information.

For example...the conditions for Vulcan's resurrection?

Shunkong, I know that for you artifacts, Pluto is not a fun thing, and he is the kind who would not regret his death.

But the wife he wants to resurrect, who is the God of Fire, is a leader who leads mankind out of the apocalypse and rebuilds civilization. She is a hero in every sense of the word, isn't she?"

"really."

Shunkong said softly.

"Then all we can do is pray."

The dragon halberd next to Li Guanqi also stood up from the ground and smiled helplessly, "I pray that the sword god will regain consciousness later, at least until Guanqi becomes a god, and the best case scenario is that Guanqi possesses the Old Age Hades.

After the combat power of the period."

"Best case scenario..."

Li Guanqi looked at the artifact in human form with a strange expression, "I have heard a saying before, 'When you place your hopes on the best situation, the worst situation will often appear in reality, making you sigh.

The fate of the world is uncertain'."

Long Ji was speechless for a moment.

"No, after all, how could it be worse?"

Shunkong was a little confused, "That Ild Khan said that the Sword God's recovery of consciousness took place in the past few decades. I don't count his decades. I count him ten years, ah no, three years, that's enough."

Less?

And based on the master's cultivation speed along the way, as well as the mission rewards of that world mission, I don't think it will take three years for him to grow to the level of a god.

I don’t believe it, is it possible that the sword god can recover right now..."

"stop!!!"

Li Guanqi broke into a cold sweat when he heard this, and quickly stopped him. He didn't even just say it in his head, but opened his mouth and shouted, "Okay, okay, Shunkong, you can shut up. Let's talk about what we should talk about."

, it’s better not to talk about this kind of thing, it’s not very auspicious, you understand what I mean?”

"Okay, it seems so."

Shunkong smiled.

"Let's go, we should go get the sunflowers that Battle prepared in advance."

At this time, Longji stepped on the grass line under his feet, and then looked at Li Guanqi's empty hands, "Obviously, you didn't get the sunflower from Amul Khan in the afterlife, right?"

"Not expected."

Li Guanqi nodded, then looked at the pile of rubble in the corner a few steps away.

A half-length ancestral incense stick was inserted there, emitting golden smoke.

Next to the pile of rubble, there is a picture scroll.

You don't need to ask to know that the dragon halberd helped him put it away after he fell asleep, just like it did several times before.

"In the afterlife, I found Bart's father and gave the portrait to him."

Li Guanqi looked at the painting scroll next to the rubble and said softly: "But obviously, I am not a physical entity in the afterlife, and the painting I handed over there is not a physical painting... scroll?!"

As he said that, he suddenly showed a look of astonishment on his face and quickly stepped forward to pick up the scroll.

Even if the scroll is rolled up, some content can still be seen on the inner edge. But when he just looked over, he found that the inner edge of the scroll was blank!

And Li Guanqi was not wrong.

He slowly unfolded the scroll, and what came into view was no portrait of Liu Qing, only a blank space.

"What a ghost."

Pluto's confused voice sounded, "What exactly is this method? What is the world after death?"

"I didn't find anything unusual at all."

Seeing this, Longji's beautiful red eyes were full of surprise, "When did it become blank?"

"This is really..."

Li Guanqi held the blank scroll. He was in disbelief at first, then shook his head and laughed, "The world is really big, and there are all kinds of wonders. To be honest, if I had to choose, it would be a pity to kill the Sword God. At least he has control over it."

There are so many secrets I want to know the truth about.”

After saying that, he put the scroll into the space necklace, then picked up the ancestral incense in his right hand and started running along the grass line under his feet.

The dragon halberd also followed behind him.

I have already been to the afterlife, so there is no need to take my time.

Under Li Guanqi's accelerated progress, he soon reached the end of the grass line.

"Bang."

Li Guanqi stepped forward and entered the tomb door. His right foot stepped on the floor of the tomb paved with sapphire, making a crisp stamping sound.

"Amul Khan likes blue jade very much."

He looked around, sizing up this vast tomb that was noble and luxurious, with blue jade everywhere.

It is said to be a tomb chamber, but it is actually no different from a large palace. All kinds of funerary objects are neatly arranged and placed on the ground in an orderly manner. There are four large carved pillars in the center, with chains extending from each, hanging Amul Khan's sapphire coffin in the middle.

In mid-air.

As the founder of Beimang Royal Court, Amul Khan naturally enjoys the "Praise of the Sky" burial standard of the grassland people.

"Look, it's the white bowl that Battle mentioned before."

At this time, the dragon halberd beside Li Guanqi trotted a few steps and came directly under Amul Khan's coffin. He squatted down and picked up a white jade bowl.

In the bowl, there was a sunflower emitting golden light.

In addition to the golden light effect, this is just a sunflower in full bloom.

The sunflowers that people on the prairie call them are actually sunflowers that mutated after the blood rain came in the apocalypse.

Of course, it is said to be a mutation, but in fact it does not mutate much. In addition to the greatly slowed down withering speed, it mutates into a golden light effect. Different-blooded zombies and monsters will feel an instinctive aversion to this golden light and avoid it.

From the perspective of adapting to the environment for survival, this should be the evolution of a plant?

"Is there no will left?"

Li Guanqi raised his head slightly, looked at the sapphire coffin suspended in mid-air, and waved the ancestral incense in his right hand.

He hadn't heard any sound since entering the tomb.

In other words, the remnants of Amul Khan's will will not appear.

Because the world is closed after death?

Maybe.

Forget it if not.

Li Guanqi no longer thought about this matter, but withdrew his gaze and looked at the dragon halberd a few steps away.

Longji also immediately handed him the white bowl in his hand.

The golden sunflower in the bowl is particularly eye-catching in the dark tomb.

"Sunflower, the symbol of royal power in the grassland for 2,000 years."