Go To Hell Together

The overbearing presidents in general novels start to [pette!] after they fall in love with their little wife. Spoil me to death! ], every day is [the baby kisses] and so on. After giving Osamu Dazai a trick called flying away in pain, Nara felt that something went wrong.

First of all, the age of the two people is in line with the setting of the overbearing president and the little wife, and the second is the way of spoiling.

emmmm...

Terrible.

"cough!"

Taking his hand off, Nara turned around and took a comb from the sink and handed it to Xiaojiao next to him...no, Osamu Dazai.

"Mr. Dazai, your hair is very clean. We can go back to Yokohama with a comb."

After the other party took the comb, the 4000+ girls chose to run out and chat with Zhongyuanzhong. She found that the other party was really a good, polite child.

What's more terrible is that when she walked out of the bathroom, she found that good boy was watching the TV on the wall, and just so coincidentally, the TV was still broadcasting about the car accident.

After watching the news on TV, Nakahara also raised his eyebrows and turned his head to look at Nara, whose expression has been completely stunned, trying to make his tone less surprised, "Is this car accident you and that guy Dazai? This car accident hit it pretty hard at first sight. You weren't injured, right?"

This news is quite interesting. Just now the reporter played a surveillance video after the on-site interview. The surveillance is a circular surveillance not far away. Because the distance is a little far away, it cannot be shot very clearly, but the process of the car accident can be said to be very complete. Was photographed.

Oh, it’s okay if the car has a 1080-degree rotation?

Looking back at Nara, who was not hurt at all behind him, Nakahara also frowned slightly, and his instinct made him feel that this was not easy.

If Osamu Dazai is a sect, then Zhongyuanzhong is also an intuitive system. He intuitively feels that even Lantang has been picked out.

"I protected Nara-chan at the moment the car turned over, so she didn't suffer serious injuries."

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For Osamu Dazai's fearless spirit, the other two people in the ward looked at him with a very stupid expression, especially Nara wishing to roll his eyes like a snapdragon.

Don't talk about Nara as the person involved. Even the newcomer Nakahara Naka didn't believe what the other party said. When he mentioned this, he remembered one thing, "Nara, you have to be careful that this guy is pretending."

Glancing at Osamu Dazai’s arms hanging from his neck and his right leg gently resting on the ground, Nara shook his head, "This is really not. I sent Mr. Dazai to the hospital. I also pushed to take a CT scan. Okay. His broken arms and legs are not pretending to be sick."

"Hey~ my crisis of confidence came so early?"

"With all due respect, there has always been a crisis of trust for you."

Zhongyuanzhong also mercilessly stunned Osamu Dazai. Nara almost didn't jump on the bed and laughed. She was really laughing crazy.

However, it is obvious that Osamu Dazai helped her divert the attention of Zhongyuan Zhongya. Facts have proved that he did it. But in fact, for her, Osamu Zhongyuan is still quite foolish, but Osamu Dazai is not good enough. The other party actually helped him. Fooling the double black partner, there is definitely something waiting for her in the future.

There is nothing wrong with that sentence, and there has always been a crisis of trust for Osamu Dazai.

"My injury is not serious, just put it on with a bandage."

When she said this, Nara turned her attention to Osamu Dazai. She felt as if she had really discovered something. Since it is very difficult for herself to be injured in this world, but in order to cover people's eyes and ears, she can learn from Osamu Dazai by wrapping a bandage. Pretending to be injured.

Oh, it seems that in some places she subconsciously feels that the other party is always pretending to be sick, even the eyes covered with bandages, she is now very uncertain whether the other party's eyes are good.

Dazai Osamu, who was hungry and could still run out to wait for Nara to buy food before, didn’t know why he was suddenly unable to walk now. He gave the reason that he could not walk because his leg was broken.

Nara glanced at Nakahara next to him and felt that he had discovered something terrible. Dare to feel that this guy is teasing his partner again, what if he gets angry if he goes on like this.

Although I know that this guy’s leg was only slightly fractured, the 4000+ pseudo-girls still held the opposite direction to the outside of the ward with due diligence. Normally Dazai looks like a slender young boy, but it is true that the other party puts the weight on him. It was only when I knew how heavy it was. God knows how the princess hugged each other yesterday.

Seeing the two walking slowly along the hospital corridor, Zhong Yuanzhong also stomped his feet in anxious manner in front of him, "Dazai, you are walking too slowly!"

"There is no way, after all, I broke my leg, or let Zhongya carry me on your back?"

"what???"

Nara only thinks that the other party's acting skills are really top-notch. In the future, if Osamu Dazai is not allowed to work as a jailer in hell, he should go directly to the local **** star. It is not impossible to play an idol drama actor on the TV station of hell.

It is impossible for Zhongyuanzhong to help. It seems that he can only support himself, so...

"Sure enough, I should hold Mr. Dazai!"

"Wow!"

Princess Hug reappeared, and Zhongyuan Zhong who met for the first time was also surprised.

"!!!"

Is it so exciting? !

After Zhongyuanzhong also walked out of the ward building, the drama duo suddenly discovered that the place where this guy had parked was the place where they had been burned before, and there was nothing left. Zhongyuanzhong also paid no attention to anything. The car stopped here.

Dazai Osamu, who was still in the air, tried to open only one of his exposed eyes. He really didn't find any traces of burning, and he disappeared into the world without giving the car a chance to explode.

"Nara sauce is really amazing."

"???"

For the words that Osamu Dazai suddenly came up with, Nakahara Nakaya called a dumbfounded, and after dumbfounded, he took the opponent from Nara's arms, and then fell into the back seat of the car, "Well It hurts, you can't treat a wounded like that!"

"..."

Nakahara didn’t want to say anything, but just wanted to use his ability to buckle the opponent in the back seat. Nara also wanted to plead with the opponent, but when she thought that the opponent would really hang up here, then her mission would be It can be done directly, so after she was seated in the front passenger seat, she turned around and looked at the struggling Dazai Osamu with bright eyes after putting on the seat belt.

emmmm...

"Nakaya-san, forget it, Mr. Dazai looks too pitiful."

In the end, she relented, after all, the other party was just a seventeen-year-old bear kid who knew a lot.

She is really a good person.

After returning to Yokohama, Osamu Dazai can be said to have been enthusiastically loved by Hong Kong and Heilongjiang. After all, Osamu Dazai, one of the five major cadres, had broken arms and legs, so he was directly admitted to the senior ward dedicated to the cadres, four or five doctors and The nurses gathered around the other person and started doing various checks, but Nara could only stand silently.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the little girl next to him, who was about his age, and suddenly remembered that the other party was also injured, so he asked the doctor to see if the wound was infected.

"No need! My injuries are all minor injuries! The most important thing now is how well Mr. Dazai is injured!"

I knew that this was a wound made up by a few blind people, but I was moved by the fact that Zhongyuanzhong also attached so much importance to Nara. I felt that the other party was really good, and I just deceived such a good person in my heart.

I heard that the other party also cares about his subordinates very much. If the subordinates are bullied, they will definitely help the other party to go back. It is in sharp contrast with the spicy chicken Dazai.

What kind of evil she has done will be the next task from Master Yan Mo, to bring Osamu Dazai into the gang. If the target of the task is changed to Central Plains or Odasaku, it will do.

Glancing at the people next to her, she can't wait to start prying the corner directly, asking if the other party is interested in applying for a job with good benefits and not life-threatening after death. The only thing that is fatal is probably that she needs to work overtime. This one.

However, if Nakahara and Oda Zuo were also jailers, the average job distribution would be much less.

It's really good to think of this.

When she was getting pretty beautiful, Nara suddenly looked at Da Zaizi on the bed with affectionate eyes. The sight shot straight from the gap of so many medical staff around the bed, which made her have a kind of loneliness on the bed. Weak and helpless existence.

It took a long, long time for the 4000+ pseudo-girls to understand what this was all about, probably because she was looking at the people around them and added a thick filter, and felt that these people were all cute children. , Especially when Osamu Dazai directly added a thousand-fold ultra-thick filter, and Nakahara knew what she really wanted to do when she wanted to shake her shoulder to make her sober.

Of course these are all things that happened a long, long time later. At this time, Nara had no idea what he would become in the future.

The five major cadres of Hong Kong and Heilongjiang have a lot of things to deal with every day. Today, Zhongyuanzhong will also appear in Ikebukuro because he just turned to the past because he was too far away. Now everything has been resolved. He waved his hand and said that he wanted to go back to work. Nara thought about Dazai now. Zhi had so many people caring about her, so she went out and sent it to Zhongyuan Zhongya, and digging into the corner by the way.

"I heard that Mr. Zhongye is the only conscience of Hong Kong and Heilongjiang, so is Mr. Zhongye planning to stay here for a long time?"

"I have sworn to the Boss that I will follow him all my life."

"..."

I'm sorry, what is going on in this kind of plot that only appears in love, why such a sentence suddenly came to make people feel confused.

However, even if Osamu Dazai would defect to Hong Kong, the guy in front of him would not have the idea of ​​defecting. What kind of fairy set is this!

Nara really wanted to ask whether the other party's subordinates lacked people, and to see if she could do well, with first-class attack and defense capabilities, but when he thought that he was not the target of her task, she silently gave up this idea. In fact, Da Zaizi is a very good child, just a little bearish and a little angry.

"Mr. Nakaya walk slowly."

Waved goodbye to the other party, Nara pulled the corners of his mouth back to the nurse station to find the nurse sister and asked for some bandages to wrap around her body, making the illusion that she was also injured in the car accident.

Gee!

It's all because of her being too careless and forgetting that ordinary humans would get injured after undergoing such an impact.

It seems that I will be the next girl in bandages in the future. I have been childhood sweethearts with Guideng-kun for almost four thousand years and haven't learned his good habits. As a result, I have learned so many things with Osamu Dazai, and I have learned the essence.

When he returned to the ward, Haru Dazai’s high-level special nurses were already in place. A man and a woman were well-trained standing by his bed waiting for the other party to dispatch, but Haru Dazai on the hospital bed was using one of his own as if he hadn’t seen two people. Complete another dangling hand and start playing the racing game.

For some reason, Osamu Dazai made Nara think about being physically disabled, even if his bones were misplaced, he would continue to play with his mobile phone.

"Since the leader has sent someone to take care of Mr. Dazai, I will go back first."

"No, I want Nara-chan to take care of it!"

"..."

Damn it!

Was everything waiting for her here? ! She thought that the other party would let her go after they had special protection, but in the end she didn't expect that she would still be detained by the other party.

After the car overturned, a big GAMEOVER appeared on the screen. Osamu Dazai threw the phone to one side and looked at Nara standing at the door with a smile on his face, but the smile did not reach the bottom of his eyes.

"I became like this only when I was in a car driven by Nara-chan."

"I will escort! I must escort! Can you let me go home to get some change of clothes?"

"Of course~"

That's it, mourn for yourself.

The superior ward dedicated to the cadre has the advantage of providing a small room for the accompanying person, which is the so-called suite, where the two people do not disturb each other when they sleep at night.

Osamu Dazai needed to be observed in the hospital for three days. During these three days, Nara needed to stay and eat with each other. After returning home, she first took three sets of changes of clothes. The snapdragon on the window sill was very excited after seeing her back. He yelled, shaking a little bit, but fortunately, Nara quickly caught the opponent with his eyesight and hand, and didn't fall off the balcony.

"Oh gia~ oh gia~"

Looking down at the snapdragon screaming in his arms, Nara was caught in a dilemma. This walk was another three days if the snapdragon was not watered and fed with fish feed, he would probably die miserably.

In the end, she placed the pot of snapdragons on the head of Dazai Osamu's bed. It happened that the dead fish eyes of the snapdragons could directly face the head of the bed, which was a way for the other party to experience what it means to be empty in **** and humans are mopping up.

While Nara was packing things, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and pulled snapdragon's belly a few times, but Niuniu gave him a terrible look, almost biting him with her mouth open.

Gee! Really boring.

Without the thought of teasing Snapdragon, Osamu Dazai focused on observing Nara who was packing his things. His things had just been delivered, but they were placed in the suitcase and need to be placed in the closet one by one.

Okay, I'm still teasing snapdragon.

When Nara finished packing his things and turned his head, he found that Osamu Dazai was poking Niuniu's belly with his fingers, and the fish's belly was a little red after poking him.

Is it her illusion? I feel that Niuniu is going to make a big move.

Then she knew that her guess was correct, and she watched Niuniu [oh gia] biting Dazai's nose.

"Hahahaha! Niuniu, shut up!"

Osamu Dazai was probably the only human being bitten by snapdragons, and there was a ring of red teeth on his nose, which made Nara laugh again.

"Nara sauce, if I remember correctly, you said that snapdragon can be made into sashimi when it grows up."

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"..."

Nara slowly stopped laughing, and the snapdragon in her arms was trembling with fright, she really couldn't offend Osamu Dazai, otherwise she would have to wait for death.

Niuniu's ending is conceivable, and it seems that I have been a little better to it recently so that it can feel the last love from this incident.

Since Osamu Dazai can be said to be the leader of Hong Kong and black watching as he grows up, he has made it clear that he will not be assigned any more tasks during the three days when the other party is recovering. All he needs to do now is to maintain his body well.

A total of three days, and now it is the first day, Nara has already found it difficult at the beginning, but fortunately, there is a large bookcase in the ward with various books on it, which is more than enough to pass the time.

Nara casually picked up his famous book and sat on the sofa next to the hospital bed and read it, while Dazai Osamu on the bed turned over the book about **** that Nara had lent him before, after watching the TV casually.

But after flipping a few pages, he handed the book to the person next to him in a huff, "Nara-chan, I want to hear you tell me about hell."

"what?"

Nara, who was about to turn the page, blinked in confusion, completely not understanding what the other party meant, "You can read the book by yourself."

"But I just want to listen to you."

"..."

Talk about your uncle.

"Nara-chan, don't scold me in your heart. I have a mind-reading skill."

"..."

Believe you a ghost.

She can talk a lot about hell. She can even talk to the other party from the time of Izanami. For a person, both Huangquan and Underworld are very interested, especially when she knows how to classify people into different categories. In the hell, Dazai Ji’s kite-colored eyes were shining.

"Do you go to **** if you die?"

"Well, based on how often you do bad things, you will go to **** after you die."

Osamu Dazai, whose eyes were still shining, slowly moved his gaze to the pager, and then desperately pressed the button on it. He wanted the doctor to prescribe a bottle of sleeping pills for himself.

"Take these sleeping pills and you will definitely die without pain!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Nara has completely forgotten what her real mission is, and what she wants to do now is not to let the guy in front of him really die. “Don’t do it, scientific research has proved that sleeping pills can’t kill people, and after taking it, gastric lavage is required. Do you know gastric lavage? It's very uncomfortable."

"..."

Finally, Osamu Dazai gave up the crazy jab, and lay back on the bed obediently, while Nara needed to explain to the hurried medical staff that it was his own cadre who just had a small mood.

Oh, really raised a slaughter.

Sure enough, she has a good temper. If the ghost lamp comes, she will definitely teach the other person to be a new person in minutes.

After doing everything, Nara found out that he once again prevented the other party from committing suicide. It would be helpful to her after the other party really died!

Gee!

Her nosy behavior is really a headache, but if people still have nostalgia for this world, she can't change the law of abducting the other party to commit suicide, it will be uneasy.

Hey, I'm such a good person.

"Then Nara-chan, tell me about you."

"Hey? My business?"

Nara stretched out his hand and scratched his cheek, then sat back on the sofa, "We have an assistant official ghost lamp in hell. He is a combination of a human child and a ghost fire. However, I have no impression of where I came from. When I got my consciousness, I was led by Mu Ling to the next world with him. The next step is to travel around in order to help King Yan Mo manage the hell. This is a long time ago."

"Hey~"

Osamu Dazai seemed to be very interested in this topic. He shook his head and listened endlessly. He wanted to let the other person continue to talk. But Akutagawa Ryunosuke suddenly opened the door and rushed in, "Mr. Dazai! I heard you were injured!! "

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"..."

Closing the book on his lap, Nara stood up and nodded as a greeting, "Since someone is coming to visit Mr. Dazai, then I will go out and avoid it."

In the end, she hadn't gotten a few steps away, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was not taller than her, rushed in front of her, "Miss Nara, how did Mr. Dazai hurt like this?"

"..."

Oh, the other party can be said to be Dazai Osamu's number one fan. If you let the other party know that she accidentally overturned the car while driving to make her idol look like this, probably the two of them will go directly to a Shura field showdown.

"I ran into an urban legendary headless horseman on the way back from Ikebukuro, but I didn't expect us to bump into each other..."

Nara's voice became quieter and quieter, and in the end he could hardly hear any voice.

I am so guilty!

"puff!"

Dazai Zhi on the hospital bed suddenly laughed, and the louder the more he laughed, in the end it made him laugh directly and affected his hanging arm, "Hiss!"

A hundred days have passed since I injured my muscles and bones. It was only a day, and the wound would definitely hurt when I moved.

Seeing the other person's pain like this, Akutagawa Ryunosuke hurried up and said, "Is Mr. Dazai okay?"

Standing behind him, Nara rolled her eyes. Should she say that this is really the relationship between idol and fan, wishing that her idol's hair was not 37% changed to 46% today.

Only Zhongyuanzhong also cared about her injury.

1551 is so sad.

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Nara is a very soft and very soft girl. Although she is several thousand years old, she is very kind. This is related to how she came into being.

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