Go To Hell Together

With the blessing of the old king, I felt that Osamu Dazai's suicide could not be successful in a short time. This guy kept yelling that Nara was too vicious, and even gave him such a long-lived curse.

Regarding the accusation of this guy, Nara turned his head to look at Oda Sakura beside him as if he hadn't heard him, "Come on, say your birthday wishes."

Odasaku is an honest person, it is really normal for him to be bullied, and it is usually Osamu Dazai who bullies him.

It's really bad.

Taking advantage of this birthday, Oda also sent the most sincere wishes to Osamu Dazai, and even made a birthday message on the card.

This congratulatory message was written by Nara and handed over to Oda Saku to convey their sincere feelings for each other.

That's how the good old man was pitted by Nara.

When everyone sent their blessings to Osamu Dazai, Akutagawa Ryunosuke silently hung a longer banner in the most conspicuous position of the entire western restaurant.

He is very dissatisfied with the layout of this restaurant. Even if there are garlands, lanterns and balloons, these things are too tacky to reflect the noble personality of Mr. Dazai, and most importantly, they do not reflect the focus of this birthday party.

The focus of the whole room is Mr. Dazai, so he is very satisfied looking at the five-meter banner he hung up.

When everyone reacted, they had already seen the banner hanging in front of them. What was fatal was that this **** it was a banner with colorful lights.

[Mr. Dazai] These big characters flashed red, and Nara felt that she was really going to blind her.

Not counting the one from the office, this is already the second banner, right?

"So how many banners did Akutagawa-kun prepare? Do you want to celebrate the whole world?"

Regarding Nara's words, Akutagawa Ryunosuke coldly snorted, "From the age of 18 to 80, Mr. Dazai, I have ordered everything."

"Hahaha!! To be eighty years old! Oh my God, did you hear Mr. Dazai! To eighty years old!"

Nara let out a tragic laugh. She wished Haru Dazai a hundred years old, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa wished Haru Dazai live to 80 years old. This is completely the opposite of the blessed person.

Forcibly suppressing the laughter, she began to let Osamu Dazai look away, "In fact, there are many interesting things about being alive, such as playing basketball, that coach I want to play basketball."

"???"

Ha ha ha ha!

I still want to laugh anymore!

Even if Osamu Dazai is 18 years old, it is still two years before an adult is 20. But this guy has done everything that he can do as an adult. After all, he is not a person who can follow the rules.

"Nara-chan, then I want to learn hearse drifting."

"..."

Learn your sister's hearse drift.

…

...

………

"You know the brakes and throttles, right? They are all automatic now. Pay attention to the things in front. Yes, this place needs to be turned."

Although Nara said that he would not teach Osamu Dazai, he still drove the car allocated to them by the leader to teach the other party how to perform hearse drifting.

"Yes, yes, remember to look at the situation next to you through the reverse mirror when turning."

Although Nara did not really follow this rule in the actual operation, she was very serious and responsible to explain the theoretical knowledge to Dazai Osamu.

It turns out that this is useless, and this guy doesn't care about this theory at all. What he wants to learn is hearse drifting.

"vomit--"

Swinging down from the car, Nara almost vomited out. She didn’t feel that way when her hearse was drifting, but as Osamu Dazai, who taught her by hand, she can only say that the other party is really better than blue. Blue.

"vomit--"

Uncontrollable Nara retched again. Not only did she drift at a fast speed, she felt like she would be thrown out in the next second if she hadn't grasped the seat belt tightly.

"Nara sauce is so weak, you are already like this before you reach the highest speed."

"Could you stop talking coldly there? Ugh—"

She was a little anxious to speak, which made her want to continue to retching now.

Misunderstandings usually happen in this way. Sakaguchi Ango, who originally had a mission outside, drove back to the office, and so happened to see the two people on the roadside, and so happened to see Nara retching there.

Oh...

"Dazai Nara, what are you doing?"

Suddenly hearing the voice of Sakaguchi Ango, Nara looked up haggardly and said, "Ah, Mr. Sakaguchi is vomiting after finishing the task—"

"Nara, it's been a few months! Have you been checked?"

"Huh? What?"

Nara didn't realize what happened when the other party suddenly appeared so unclear, but Osamu Dazai on the side also reacted to what happened after a second of pitting.

"Spicy chicken Dazai, you let the girl become pregnant at a young age, and she was still watching the show there."

"???"

pregnant?

and many more!

Does Sakaguchi's pregnancy mean her?

Damn it? Is it her?

Pulling away the tissue that the other party handed over, she fell into a state of panic, "Mr. Sakaguchi, don't talk nonsense! I'm motion sickness! I'm not pregnant!"

As soon as she said this, she turned her head and retched a few times, but she swallowed all the rest, "Really! I didn't have anything with Dazai! I didn't even pull my hands! I was motion sickness! Motion sickness!"

This is related to his own style of criticism, so Nara stretched out his hand and patted his stomach twice, "It's flat! It's **** flat!"

If possible, she would like to hit someone now.

The most terrible thing is that Osamu Dazai did not intend to explain at all, and he entered the scene for a second, and ran over to stop the other party's actions with a nervous expression, "Hey! Don't shoot! Be careful with Yue Qian!"

Nara who was still patting his stomach: "???"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke who just rushed over: "???"

What the fuck? He didn't keep up for a while, so why did he get pregnant?

Congratulations to Osamu Dazai for being a father on his 18th birthday.

Nara is very fond of stroke reviews. I really like it. You must know that she can be said to be the best **** messenger in hell. As a result, she said that she had broken Dazai Osamu's child. The most terrible thing was the child. His father still looks completely in the play.

Sakaguchi Ango still needs to go back to the headquarters to report to the boss, so he will not be mixed up with this farce, so there are only three people left on the scene.

Title: [Woman with morning sickness]

Actress: Nara

Actor: Osamu Dazai

The hero's fan brother & heroine's love rival: Akutagawa Ryunosuke

"Osamu Dazai!! I'm going to ask you what happened that month!"

A red karmic fire was already appearing on Nara's hand, and the blush at the end of her eyes became a lot red, but her karmic fire was stopped by Akutagawa Ryunosuke before it rushed to Dazai Osamu.

"I won't let you meet Mr. Dazai!"

"Wow! Nara, do you want your child to be born without a father?!"

"???"

Nara became even more angry, and the flames on his hands could be said to be even brighter.

Knock your mother, knock your mother! ! What are you trying to force? !

No matter how Nara explained it, [Dazai Osamu is 18 years old and he became a father] This incident can be said to have been flying all over Hong Kong and Hei with wings.

"..."

When Nara went to work the next day, looking at the office in front of him, it could be said that he saw through everything.

Forget it, so be it, she really doesn't want to say more.

Really, the style of painting today is totally wrong.

"Master Nara, you are here!"

"Master Nara, would you like to drink water?!"

"Master Nara, leave these documents to me!"

Today she is in such a state that she does not need to do all the things, there is already someone to do it.

Now her identity has changed again, from [Mr. Dazai's woman] to [Mr. Dazai's main palace].

Go to your uncle's main palace!

Today, she didn't see the father of the legendary child, but what she didn't expect was that the leader would take special care of her, a semi-lower member, and told her that even as a member of the Hong Kong and Black Army, she still had one month's maternity leave.

"..."

The current situation can be said to have started to develop in a direction she did not expect, so she decided to take leave of absence to go to the hospital for an examination the next day, absolutely to prove that she was not pregnant.

The messenger of **** is with Osamu Dazai, who is a human being, so there is reproductive isolation, okay! Who knows what will be born, whether it is half-demon or half-ghost is not clear to anyone.

Nara will never take risks for things that are unclear, and she can understand why Osamu Dazai will not deny this rumor. This is all about giving her a big **** and a sincere blessing. .

Gee!

Obviously, Akutagawa Ryunosuke also blessed him to live to 80 years old, why is he so harsh on her alone now.

After hearing that she was pregnant, Sister Hongye came to her specially, saying that if she had anything to do, she could go to her.

"How come you can't think of being with Osamu Dazai so much?"

"..."

Sister Hongye could say that she was really worried about the future for her, but Nara just smiled at the other party's worry.

"Sister, I'm not pregnant. I'm really not pregnant. It was just a misunderstanding. Yesterday, Dazai had to learn hearse drifting, so I taught him hand in hand. As a result, this guy's hearse drifted so badly that I got sick and started to retching. All pregnancy is fake."

"..."

Hongye felt as if she knew something, but she didn't dare to say more, so she stretched out her hand and patted the other person on the shoulder.

What Nara didn't expect was that the incident of her [pregnancy] spread to hell. That night she was sleeping peacefully, feeling that something was wrong, and she suddenly opened her eyes. As a result...

She found that the ghost lamp was sitting quietly beside her bed, staring at her belly.

"Ghost, ghost lamp? Why are you here?"

"How did I hear that you are pregnant?"

I don’t know why, but now the eyes looking at the ghost lamp always make Nara feel like [the gaze of the maiden's family]. It’s really scary to appear suddenly by the bed at night!

"Ah, no, I don't actually..."

"I want to be a godfather."

"???"

Gui Deng actually likes children very much, but he can't give birth, and no one is born with him, so after hearing that Nara is pregnant, his first reaction is to rush to grab the godfather.

He felt that after two people have known each other for so many years of friendship, this godfather must be his.

"Ghost lamp, can I be your godfather?"

"???"

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The Akutagawa Line failed to open, and...

Let’s put it this way, the author has released himself, so I don’t know what will happen next.