Goblin Goblin: Don't flirt, the villain is blackening

Chapter 441 The Deep Female Sea King vs. Robot Junior 40

Thunders from the sky rumbled and struck the top of Quan Jiu's head. Heat surged from her chest to her forehead. She raised her hand and instinctively wanted to slap Xiao Tuo, but when she saw the silent and innocent look in his eyes, she stopped the car hastily.

!!

own children.

Can’t fight! Can’t fight!!

Xiao Tuo stepped back and left her lips, with a nonchalant look on his face, as if he had just done a trivial and innocuous thing.

"Master, is this okay?"

The robot's voice was smooth and normal. It seemed that "kiss the owner" and "clean the room" were ordinary instructions to him.

Quan Jiu took a few deep breaths and tried hard to suppress the urge to hit someone:

"Where did you learn that?"

Xiao Tuo innocently stretched out his hand and pointed at the male and female protagonists on the screen who were interlocking their fingers and kissing passionately, and did not forget to explain for himself.

"The master took my hand, and in return, I want to kiss the master."

Quan Jiu felt like his internal organs were going to explode, and God damned him in return.

She was like an old mother, speaking earnestly and thoughtfully:

"You can't kiss casually in a place like your mouth."

"Then why can master hold my hand casually?"

The red light in the robot's eyes faded away, leaving behind eyes as dark as obsidian, clean and clear, ignorant of worldly affairs, silently accusing Quan Jiu of being a hooligan.

Faced with Adam's purely curious question, Quan Jiu choked up for a moment.

This question seems to be accusing her of double standards?

She couldn't explain the difference between family affection and love to a robot that only had emotions, so she could only say vaguely:

"Anyway, you can hold hands, but not kiss."

Xiao Tuo stared at her crimson lips, and suddenly leaned forward again, his thin lips landed on the tip of her nose, and he pecked her gently:

"Instead of kissing on the mouth, is it okay to kiss elsewhere?"

Quan Jiu's blood pressure soared again: "No! You can't kiss anywhere!"

Inexplicably, she felt like she was being licked and kissed by her own pet dog.

No.

Robots are worse than dogs.

After all, dogs can still sense emotions and understand human nature, while robots only have cold and neat codes in their bodies. You can discuss trigonometric functions and probability theory with them and find the optimal solution in mathematics.

But there is no way to ask it the difference between "There are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree" and "There are two jujube trees in front of my house."

Xiao Tuo saw her hair blowing and twisting her head mechanically, and asked seriously:

"Master, are you bullying me? Why can you take the initiative, but I can't?"

Quan Jiu didn't expect him to be so easy to fool, and he had a big head, so he simply broke the jar and threw it:

"Yes, I'm just bullying you. Who made me your master? You have to listen to me."

She has no sense of guilt about bullying robots or anything like that.

Xiao Tuo's eyes deepened: "Master just said yesterday that I can't be bullied in vain. If someone bullies me, I must bully him back."

Quan Jiu finally understood what it means to shoot yourself in the foot:

"I'm the exception."

Xiao Tuo's lips curled up slightly, deliberately teasing him:

"Why? Because you are unreasonable?"

Quan Jiu: “…”

There seems to be nothing wrong with saying that.

"You are a robot, don't imitate humans and talk nonsense." She continued to speak earnestly.

It’s hard to take care of children nowadays, and all the ability to draw inferences from one example is used in quarrels.

Xiao Tuo nodded: "I understand, the master is the master, so double standards are allowed."

Quan Jiu: “…”

Why do you feel that these words are so weird?

………

convenience store.

One big and one little girl were sitting on the stairs at the entrance. The little girl was holding a bucket of oden, eating until her mouth was full of oil.

"Thank you uncle for treating me to something to eat."

The pockets of his overalls were stuffed with lollipops.

001 had no expression on his face and lazily said "hmm".

Naituanzi glanced at his face: "Uncle, what is your relationship with Aunt Meng Jiang?"

001 was very ruthless and said calmly: "Guess for yourself."

Naituanzi was rejected and sighed: "Stingy guy."

001 looked at the oden in his hand: "Spit out what you eat?"

This little devil pretended to be pitiful and unlovable in front of Quan Jiu, but when he was in front of him, his true colors were revealed.

The little dumpling was biting a beef ball, his mouth was full, and his red lips were moist. His eyes flashed, and he suddenly raised the plump and juicy beef ball in his hand, handed it to 001's lips, and said with a milky voice:

"Uncle, do you want to eat?"

001 lowered his eyes: "I can't eat it."

There is no entity, he is just a flicker of consciousness now, unable to eat.

The little girl puffed up her cheeks and said, "You can't eat anything. Uncle, you are so pitiful."

001: "..."

No need to run.

The skill of not being able to chat is exactly the same.

He thought of Quan Liquor in the cinema, and his dark and deep phoenix eyes slightly lowered:

"You want her to be your mother?"

When Nai Tuanzi heard about Quan Jiu, he immediately pricked up his ears and looked much more serious than before. His little face tightened and he nodded heavily:

"Um!!"

Wherever Mom goes, he goes.

001 thought about the relationship between this plane and the corner of his mouth curled up slightly:

"But you are Han Qi's godson, and she is Han Qi's goddaughter. According to seniority, she is your sister."

Naituanzi has obviously thought about this problem for a long time:

"Tiantian said that she wants Aunt Meng Jiang to be her second mom."

In this way, the relationship between the goddaughter and the godfather will naturally be severed.

001 raised his eyebrows and sneered softly:

"You are quite good at molesting your father."

Ordinary people are really not blessed with this kind of filial son who tries his best to give his mother to others.

"What?"

He lowered his voice when he said this, and Naiduanzi didn't hear it clearly.

001: "No, I'm praising you for your filial piety."

Naituanzi pursed her lips proudly.

He must make a hempy and considerate little cotton-padded jacket.

"Uncle, let's go back."

He wants to find her.

"Um."

………

When the movie was about to end, it was already 11:30 pm.

Quan Jiu was still thinking about how to educate the robot when he heard faint noises coming from the corridor.

The whole screening room was filled with tender BGM. The male and female protagonists broke through many obstacles and finally broke away from the secular world. After seven years, they achieved perfection. The girl with low tears took out a tissue and wiped her eyes.

Quan Jiu frowned and looked at Xiao Tuo: "Did you hear anything?"

Xiao Tuo's hearing was more sensitive than ordinary people. He listened carefully and his expression suddenly changed:

"People are running outside."

The messy footsteps outside the door were perfectly covered by the background music of the movie.

Quan Jiu stood up and said, "I'll go out and take a look."

"I'm sick..."

The person behind her was watching enthusiastically, but his sight was suddenly blocked by her, and he cursed in a low voice.

Quan Jiu pretended not to hear, stood up from the second to last row, and walked towards the door. When he reached the third row, the closed door of the cinema was suddenly pushed open from the outside!

A bright light suddenly appeared in the dark screening room, and everyone looked over curiously.

(End of chapter)