God Bestows Evil

Chapter 22: Boy’s Urination

 Speak with your conscience.

 Historical achievements cannot be entirely blamed for the tight schedule.

Wu Xian can clearly feel that the daytime has become shorter than before.

 As their survival time prolongs, the difficulty of the blessed land also continues to increase. I am afraid that it won’t be long before they are faced with the dilemma of having to face off against evil spirits.

"Would you like something to eat? Replenish your strength." Shi Ji handed Wu Xian a piece of dried large intestine.

Wu Xian rolled his eyes.

This **** historical achievement is really a piece of bad luck. In order to prevent him from holding back tonight, Wu Xian gave him the only chance to worship God today, and he actually worshiped a good thing.

The name of the **** he worshiped was "Suiguan Guangde Dragon King". After worshiping the god, he obtained a sword. The name of this sword is "Tongzi Urian Gang"!

Originally, it was an exotic sword that could kill great monsters. However, due to various reasons, it was lost in the urinal of the elementary school men's room and soaked in children's urine day and night. Its properties underwent a wonderful change.

 With this precious sword, even if it is a historical achievement, it can still display good combat power.

The two men simply repaired themselves and then sat back to back on the ground. Since the day was getting shorter, they did not feel sleepy at all at this time. In addition, tonight was indeed the key, so they planned to survive the night.

 …

 Time passed little by little.

 The hands of the clock move slowly, and the night without the Internet is very difficult.

It was also very quiet outside. Somehow, there was no movement outside tonight. Yu Yinghua didn't knock on the door, and those little evil spirits didn't attack at night either.

This kind of waiting is very draining.

 Whether it was nervousness or really hot weather, Wu Xian and Shi Ji began to feel tired.

They were sweating constantly, and the sweat made their skin look greasy and dirty as if they hadn't showered for many days. The two of them had to drink a lot of water to replenish their fluids, and wipe their bodies frequently to keep them clean.

 Not long after, their stomachs also rebelled.

 Coo coo coo, coo coo coo.

Wu Xian felt that he had been infected by Shi Ji, otherwise he would have become diligent in pooping and urinating like him. People have three urgent needs, which is intolerable, so the two could only take turns fighting for the right to use the toilet.

This is not the end yet.

Wu Xian suddenly started to have a runny nose, like the yellow snot that occurs when you have a severe cold. The runny nose made him dizzy and he used tissue paper one after another. Maybe it was because of the runny nose, he felt that his breathing was getting worse. Not so smooth, as if there is dirty mucus in the lungs...

 Waves of physical abnormalities one after another made Wu Xian extremely irritated. He was still young, so why did he suddenly look like an old man?

The strangeness in his body drove Wu Xian to the point of going crazy.

So much so that he ignored that there was still danger tonight. He had to clean up his filth and become a clean person.

 “Ah, ah, I can’t stand it!”

 “It’s better to let me die than to live like this.”

　　Just said something with emotion.

Wu Xian was suddenly stunned, and then almost vomited.

"it stink!"

His mouth exuded a foul odor. He had brushed his teeth a few hours ago, but now it smelled like rotten eggs that had been left in a warm and humid environment for 7,749 days.

 Halitosis.

 You need to brush your teeth.

Wu Xian rushed into the bathroom, found his toothbrush, squeezed half a tube of toothpaste, and brushed his teeth over and over again until the bristles of the toothbrush curled. The fragile skin of his mouth was broken, and the foam in his mouth was dyed red with blood. Suddenly Wu Xian brushed his teeth too hard and his arm touched Shi Ji.

Shi Ji patted Wu Xian enthusiastically: "What a coincidence, you are also brushing your teeth. Can you see if my teeth are clean? Why do I always feel that my teeth are yellow."

 “Don’t stop me from brushing my teeth!”

Wu Xian scolded, turned his head impatiently, and his pupils suddenly dilated.

I saw that Shi Ji's toothbrush was half bald, and his mouth was full of blood foam and broken bristles. His gums were completely broken by the brush, and some of the roots of his teeth were exposed. Every time he poked in, a stream of flesh and blood would appear. The crumbs come.

However, even so, he still raised his lips and showed Wu Xian that his mouth was full of scarlet.

 “How are you, have you brushed it clean?”

“Tell me quickly, I still have to brush my teeth if they are not clean!”

Wu Xian’s hair stood on end.

 His strange appearance made Wu Xian's brain twitch.

The hairs all over his body stood up instantly, as if an electric current was flowing through his body, his heart seemed to be grasped by a cold hand, and cold sweat fell down.

 Got hit!

 He and Shi Ji were both tricked without knowing it!

 But when did this start, and what evil spirits were bewildering him?

 Is it a dream?

 Is it an illusion?

While thinking about it, Wu Xian felt that his nose was unbearably stuffy, as if a big ball of mucus was about to come out. He wanted to stick a copper coin sword into his nostrils in order to breathe smoothly.

 There is no need to worry about anything if it is dangerous, these snot are the top priority.

 “No, that’s not right, you have to take care of your life first!”

Wu Xian slapped himself fiercely. He realized that now was not the time to review the reasons. The most important thing was to get out of the crisis situation quickly. Otherwise, he would be addicted again in the next moment.

He may brush his teeth to death, or he may peel off his own skin to stop sweating!

 Historical achievements can no longer be expected.

His mouth looks like that and he is still awake, which means that the pain is ineffective at the moment and there is no need to waste time on self-harm.

The copper coin sword was inserted into his waist, but Wu Xian did not feel hot at all, which showed that the copper coin sword could not solve the current crisis.

 “Is there anything, is there anything that can break the situation?”

“There must be one, look and think!”

Wu Xian's brain was running wildly, and soon his eyes were fixed on one thing.

　　　The boy's urine is safe!

Wu Xian still remembers that after dark, Shi Ji was holding a long knife at first. Later, in order to get a drink of water, he temporarily put the knife aside, and then never picked it up again.

That knife is the breakthrough point and the only way to survive!

Wu Xian used all his strength and rushed towards the boy Niu An Gang. His movements were extremely sluggish, and he seemed to have broken through several invisible things similar to spider webs, but he finally touched them before his consciousness disappeared. !

 The moment when the sword is touched.

Wu Xian felt a sharp pain, and his whole body seemed to fall apart. There was burning pain in his skin, mouth, nasal cavity, abdominal cavity, and lungs.

 But the most painful thing was his lower back. The copper coin sword scorched Wu Xian's skin and flesh.

It had tried its best to give Wu Xian a warning, but Wu Xian's senses were blocked and he didn't even notice the heart-wrenching pain.

Wu Xian pulled out his copper coin sword and looked around.

 I saw that room 402 was covered with reddish-brown dirt, like a **** of flesh and blood.

The floor, walls and ceiling are covered with yellow-white skin, with huge snouts and snouts growing chaotically on them, constantly squirming and opening and closing. All the furniture is made up of internal organs that look like human lungs, and large and small intestines of different thicknesses are like spider webs. Hanging all around, the air is filled with a suffocating stench...

 (End of this chapter)